I have hit a really long dry patch and have been considering resorting to escorts. any advice?

I have hit a really long dry patch and have been considering resorting to escorts. any advice?

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not me.

Same position, think I'm going to travel to Europe and just bang a heap prozzies

you don't have any friends that you can drink with?

try messing around with some of them

mostly guy friends.

Go somewhere you can fuck a 12 year old prostitute. Guaranteed to get you hooked

I fail to see the issue

Have you looked into Asian Massage Parlors?

>begger
>thinks he can be a chooser
Take one in the ass like a normal person, faggot

not gay + if i could hook up with my female friends i wouldnt be in a dry patch

'd rather not.

I assume your female friends have other female friends?

Im going on a 2 year streak brah! I went to get an escort but I think she was undercover, I showed up, had the money in an envelope and we started talking. She kept asking me "Whats the money for?" "What will it pay for?". I ended up getting weirded out but since I counted the mone as good as gone I kept asking general questions. like, whats your bra size? How many men? Why do you do this? Everyone was answered but she kept saying either "Whats the money for?" or "What are you wanting to do for the cash?". My last ditch effort was to say, can I take some pictures of you? (creepy af I know) I asked to see if she was for real or seeing if I was a undercover PD or if she was. She said, No! I asked why not? Then she got a little sick of me and sat there on her cellphone with this disgusted and annoyed look. When the hour ran up, I got up and left, leaving the cash. I walked out and saw a strange van with tinted windows parked next, looked newer. I also looked at the side of the hotel and saw a parked cop car with a cop sitting staring at me.

Be careful OP! I believe I got out of a close call.

id rather not beg some girl i tried to hook up with to hook me up.

i'll keep that in mind. thanks user.

Brothels are legal in Australia. Come here for a holiday and go ape shit op

did not know that.
would check it out but im not that well funded to fly for a brothel. thanks tho.

Jack off before making any decision that may involve your dicks safe2. You may have a change in heart

Be very selective about who you choose, googling the phone number to see if it pops up as another girl, and has a history of posting with the same pictures.

Always do business with independents, never do business with someone who answers for the girl you're asking about.

how can you really tell if they're independent though?