Hey fuckers, what's this mean?

Hey fuckers, what's this mean?

what beer is that

Come on. Betcha can't figure it out.

Ascend and you'll be surprised

Mickey's my man. Answer is not on website

Mickys

what's the last one, i can't really tell with the quality

Fuck that. Got something else?

This

Looks like an asshole looking in a box

Ascend and you'll drop
Thanks google.

Fuck Google. Thank you.

i fucked a donky for a beer and now i regret it so much i feel sick

Mickey's is the only beer I've ever seen with puzzles under the cap.

Well, I don't regret it. Donkey wasn't as good as advertised.

That guy and box is their symbol for find, according to their other cap puzzles.
Ascent and you will find?

OP here, thank you. Fuck puzzles.

Agree

follow the donkey scent and you will find poop

Donkey cents and you'll drop a box

i like this answer

Accent and You'll Accept

Ask and you'll recieve

Probably this.

Screw it and just drink the damn beer

i think its donkey cents and youll open