ITT SECRETS

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

An entire fleshlight

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I secretly want to fuck my cousin

Really fucking bad

Does this really work, if so where did you learn?

I always want to spike a baby like a football just to see people's reactions.

How fucked up is your cousin?

I have intentionally given two women genital herpes

I have a huge fetish for wearing and using diapers

Lost virginity without condom and now i'm worried as fuck. Can't put that away from my mind.

Welp, they wouldn't be good! :D

Does your cousin have kik?

i want my sister to practice her bj skills on me

it's a meme you dip

I accidentally the whole meme

Any really good tips to put someone under?

No shit.
But I mean, the chain of events following it would be amazing. The news would be all over it.

I used to be a niceguy neckbeard weeb. I grew out of it and have a girlfriend now, but sometimes I actually miss all the time I wasted watching anime and only playing obscure japanese video games and being a jobless virgin while fooling myself into thinking that it somehow made me superior.

Yeah it does, just not in the way most people think, not mind control or anything like that.

I just researched around online, watched videos of others doing it and copied, the fake stuff is easy to spot.

I watch lets plays and enjoy them.

I like to have missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

You filthy fuck

Assuming you've done a bit of googling and have an idea of how an induction goes, just keep a steady flow of words going, maintain a soft but not totally monotone voice, and make sure to use positives, like "you will forget instead of "you will not remember".

You sick bastard, get help.

Me too man, me too

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

Who are you replying to?

I work at a nuclear powerplant I know every inch of this place.

I don't wipe after shitting

instead, I lay in bed and absorb the smell of my shit covered ass while masturbating furiously. then I shower and wash it all away.

Fucked up. Addicted to drugs no job 4 kids from 4 different men. I know it's my fault to.

>yeah hi you dont know me
>i read on some anonymous site you sucked off ur cousin when u were 8
>i rly want to talk 2 u about it its hot
>i want cam 2 cam
>hello?

Holy shit! The whole thing?

see

so an average black woman.

I always pee in the sink

Except she's white

im watching toddlers and tiaras

bumps

I just got caught growing weed in small house at back of my parents place. Being kicked out, but that's fair. 23 yr old, no friends, but I'm alive.

So better than a typical black woman then.

Alrighty, not bad.

bifag here, when I was in college, 18-20yo, i had a secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy

i love the freshman 15

I'm flirting with classmates at my uni, knowing full well that I have a long distance relationship. I don't wanna break up with my gf, shes amazing, but I want something more physical and the distance is murder.

when i was a freshman i lost 25

i can only hope that youre male

kinda long but 100% true storry of how I learned my uncle was a pedo

Family is poor AS FUCK but my mom wanted
us to be able to go on vacation so she saved up
all year and drove us down to my aunt and
uncles summer beach house. I was about 12 and my cousin was 9 we were both attracted to each other and my family kind of noticed.

In their beach house alone with my uncle (by marriage) who has a bitt of a creepy vibe.
He gives me a long searching look and asks if I want to hang out with him. I say yes but he doesn't move out of the hallway, just stands there. He waits a second and asks if I like their Opare (Brazilian nanny cute/ nice as fuck). I hesitate and say yes. He says did you know if a girl takes her hand and puts it around her ankle the space between her thumb and middle finger is how big her vagina can get? I say uh no i didn't, at this point I nervous as FUCK because I have a psyco mom who said masturbating to porn was rape because I was using their body without asking. My uncle said can you imagine how tight (Opare's) vagina is I say no because nervous as fuck. He waits a few seconds while staring at my and says how about (cousins) I freeze up like a ginger stole my soul and manage to say no. He holds up his hand with some space in between and says shes about this tight. Still frozen and say oh okay. cont below.

Where to begin? I've been a ripper since I was 15. That's the main shtick.

i am

shit balls

jack???

Jamack Potettey, son.

i dont speak nigger

Since when do you spike a football?

Sometime I get intrusive thoughts, like one time I was at my friends party. they're mostly straight edge, pretty conservative by my standards. anyways they have this kitten that they love and have an Instagram for and I got the impulse to just randomly stomp it to death in front of everyone with no explanation. didn't do it but just the thought was odd.

prove to me you're not a nigger and I'll prove I'm, in fact, Jack

> when i was 13 i let my brothers friend take pictures of me for 150 bucks
> a year later i sold my virginity to him for 400 dollars
its something i deeply regret, felt weird and disgusting to me
couldnt even look myself in the mirror for months afterword, felt so dirty
never told another soul

ive never had an ebt card

Since I first found this site at 14, I've convinced at least sixty different girls, both from Cred Forums and from other sites, to send me nudes. At first it was just because I was a horny teenager, but by the time I was 17 and finally seeing girls naked regularly(ish) irl, it had turned into more of a habit than anything. I must've subconsciously realized that the most enjoyable part of any relationship I've had with a member of the opposite sex was the beginning, before either one of us had gotten the chance to get comfortable with one another. Ive done this with girls who were drop dead gorgeous and ones who I just thought were pleasant to speak to. Ever since I was 15 or 16, I don't think I've gone a full month where I wasn't trying to talk at least one girl who I'd never met out of her clothes. I get to know them all as much as I can through text and the occasional phone call with the soul objective of seeing her naked and then letting the friendship die quietly like most online friendships do.

As far as secrets go, it isn't all that impressive. I know guys who have fucked more girls than I've seen naked through nudes. The part that I'm a little proud of is that I've never held onto these nudes for more than a couple weeks at most, never lied or mislead to get them, never shared them with anyone, and somehow managed to go through a total of 5 serious girlfriends without a single one of them finding out about my side hobby. Hundreds of these pics have passed through my phone and I'm the only soul who knew about it until now.

Everyone gets thoughts like that sometimes, it's the wizards and deviants who go through on it.

Who hasn't thought of stomping a kitten to death?

i never have, though about how easy it would be to wring its neck though

Janesville, WI.

He keeps staring for 5 seconds or so then walks away. I feel guilty about liking my cousin and try not to think about it ever again and never talk about it.
Present day my mom tells me about how my cousin threatened to call child services about how she and her younger sister were molested if she doesn't get in to the boarding school she wants to go to. My aunt tell the whole family about this "bullshit" shes trying to spin. Family calls my cousin a liar and tells her shes a spoiled brat. My mom openly mocks her and all I can think is my cousin isn't lying but I can never tell anyone. The more I thought on it there were signs all over the place this shit was happening.

----IN SHORT------
Uncle says how tight my cousin is I got embarrassed and never told anyone.

Present day cousin tried and successfully blackmailed my uncle and now the family hates her because they think shes lying.

I remember how sexual my 9 and 5 year old cousins were and now understand why I'm the only family member they like.

The only secret I have is I know my ex gf sent pictures to other guys and I'm secretly hoping they turn up on here some day.

Me too my friend

My girlfriend and I have been together 5 years. We tell everyone in our lives we met on okcupid, when in reality we met on fetlife. We both have a moderate scat fetish. Pic related, it's my gf pooping.

I was driving to Houma, Louisiana with my friend last year. We took a road all the Cajuns down here call the "grand bois" it means long road or something. It's pretty notorious down here for being a sketchy road, there's no lights on it and you pass through a big swamp with trees surrounding you. so many people have died in car accidents on this road but we take it because it's faster. Anyway, we were going like 55 mph on the road and I had my brights on, and ahead we see some dumbass walking on our side of the road. He was drunk as fuck and he wanted a ride to Houma. My buddy got out the car and got in a fight with him, which ended up getting really bad, by the time I got out the truck, the guy pulled a knife on my friend. my friend got cut but ended up jabbing him in the nose and getting the knife. We took turns stabbing him in the chest before we dragged his body into the swamp.

I'm at college right now. Don't tell anyone

Greentext some details

I'm bisexual. I'm in love with my best friend since childhood. He is not gay. It's one of those stupid sappy things.

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kek. it's a good hobby user

When I started out at 14-ish, I was convincing girls on irc and MSN messenger to scan their tits with a scanner and send me the results. When webcams started getting common I got so many blurry 320x240 shots of girls.

Now I'm 30, I've got a steady flow of new girls on kik, snapchat, etc. Find some here, find some on periscope, and find a lot via general trawling. I find advice places are great - offer help in an area you know, talk outside the forum, and work your magic from there.

If I died tomorrow, I wonder what would happen to my collection? I wonder what all those girls would think. what my wife would think.

Good to hear you share a fetish and are still going strong, keep it up scatman

>be me 8y
>hang with cousins 13 and 15
>hey user wanna do something fun
>sure
>get forced to suck them off
>every time we hang I suck them off
>eventually they start to fuck me too
>goes on till I'm 15

That's fucked up, son

i bump dying threads

hey retard its spelled Au Pair not 'Opare'
I spent way too long trying to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.

Sad that that happened user but don't beat yourself up about it, you were a kid and it was not your job to stand up for them

Ever since that drunk threesome I've been aching to get into my gf's BFF's pants again.

Fun thing is, gf would be fine with it and BFF hinted at being fine with another threesome as well, but I don't know how to go about it without risking our friendship.

just set up another situation that calls for alcohol and all three of you alone at a private place. Don't drink that much but let them drink alot

ehh I was trying to keep it as short as possible so I wasn't spell checking some fancy word for nanny.

This. Make them both happy and drunk and if anything maybe treat your gf with a bit more attention than the BFF to show that overall it's still about you and her, with the girl, not you the girl and her you know?

I'm less than 24h away from doing my seconf ffm menage with my gf and I'm excited as fuck for it

Is that you again?

I miss 2007 but I hate people who are always nostalgic so I feel like a hypocrite.

ya'll are some real scumbags

Already happened, but I don't really know how to escalate situations into becoming sexual.

When it happened, the girls did the escalating.

My gf knows she's my number one. We're in a strange situation anyways since I lost my virginity to gf's BFF shortly before we became a thing, so picking favourites is not really an issue.

2007 was a good year

Thanks! We're really happy

Get over it, prude

Good to hear then OP, yeah just treat them to some drinks, if they want it to happen it'll happen, good luck!

LMFAO

prude......

somehow I have a feeling that the dude with a scat fetish gets less than me

I try not to beat myself up about it i'm more angry that I can't do anything about it. If i do say something nothing will happen and my family will either hate me for not saying anything when it happened or hate me for making the family look bad. Also I recently got back on good terms with my immediate family and I don't want to ruin that.

im a 26y old male with a loving gf and ive never been interested in underage girls but recently my gf's 12y old cousin has been hitting on me and it gets me turned out, my GF hasnt noticed yet but im scared of her reaction if she finds out, should i make a move on her cousin?

Your feeling is inaccurate

*i mean it gets me turned on

Best thing you'd do is talk with your gf openly about it. You have already done it once, might as well just say "hey, that'd be fun to do again wouldn't it?"

It's so much fun when they're our partners in crime. My gf basically set up our first threesome all by herself, and she's super into our second time.

If anything I'd go and talk to her lawyer who's handling your cousins case and see if anything will come of it (if you really want to help if not then just stay out of it bro)

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Not worth it just treat her like a little kid if sh tries some shit just mess with her hair and say something like nice one little booger (or anything you'd call a kid really).

Since this is Cred Forums, you should go for it. Nothing is hotter than a tight young horny girl.
Since there is also a thing called 'real life', tread carefully. Young girls tend to kiss and tell more. So make sure she is normal

yea i think its for the best, i really dont wanna mess things up with my GF cuz i really love her but deep inside i already have fantasies with her little cousin

>advice places are great
I haven't tried that, but giving them advice on how to deal with guys has always been one of the common denominators since they're usually a few years younger than me. Maybe I should look into that. My favorites usually end up being from those threads where butthurt guys post their ex's usernames hoping that /b will somehow ruin her life. Theyre usually just the right mixture of pissed off and desperate to find some good in the gender that's been treating them like shit recently. Plus I like them a little damaged, you know?

Thats the main reason I never kept a collection. My biggest fear was always that my girlfriend at the time would find my poorly hidden apps and assume that I somehow loved her less because of it. As far as the girls go: most of them are probably so insecure that they wouldn't hesitate to assume I simply got bored of them/decided I didn't like them afterall. That idea kinda bums me out, since a small, fucked up part of me really does look back at every one of them like they were a friend.

There isn't a case she got what she wanted, she's in the boarding school she wanted and the family doesn't believe her.

yup thats the thing, im sure that if i make a move she will tell everybody, and i dont wanna mess things up with my GF, or her family cuz they are all very nice

Ah k then bro I'd just stay out of it and put it behind you, I'm glad she got something out of it, shame her family doesn't believe her though

Greentext story please

Me too man, me too

isnt too interesting, i put my penis in her vagina

great story user!

thanks! im thinking about getting it published

you fuck kids too?

Anons post some stories even if they're stale I want to bury the one I just typed.

Not gonna derail this thread, one more will have to suffice

Sometimes I think of killing someone I see, grab someone's ass, or jumping out of the car at high speeds. But I never do it.

That's one hell of a leap of logic, faggot

Threads pretty dead bro post away

That post rekt me.

i killed myself last year and got away with it

Those trips rekt me!

so you died, went to heave's doors and st. peter kicked you out to earth again? story?

It was the scatman.

I have casual sex with my sister while my wife is at work. This has been going on for over a year and she's none the wiser.

assuming he went to heaven, did you forget where you are?

I cum on pics of myself

why?

In all reality it was awesome experience but the sex its self wasnt that great, it was kinda painful for her, mostly just made out for like 30 minutes while i was all the way in her, she did let me cum in her though

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Keep it coming

bumping for a lost cause

Before posting it on Cred Forums, I filed a trademark on the game and have successfully sued 5 people for trademark violation because they posted it.

How did you just start having sex with your sister?

in the back of YOUR car? stfu

actually a recent study has shown that half of this shit is totally 100% probably true

you sub-human freak

fuck, you're right.

I'll do better tomorrow.

I made a 2nd snapchat account and got nudes of my sister. It started something I can't stop. I'm like addicted to getting nude pics of her, and other peoples sisters. And showing those people their sisters nudes. Or moms, or cousins. Idc honestly.

Pic is my sister.

Wanted to kill myself for a while. Fuck the reasons. Just give me the cliches on why I shouldn't.

this story is oddly boring but yet interesting.

i often wish my ex would accuse me of raping her, only to have a moral excuse to actually rape her

more ?

I had sex with my 12 year old autistic cousin, twice. She enjoyed it very much.

oh my that's awesome and hot. do you send her your nudes too?

I fantasize about shitting on muh sisters head while she is sleeping, then smothering her with the other pillow til she dies.

do you shit on yourself while you sleep

I fucked my ex gf sister and mom and best friend (who is a lesbian) and her ex gf while we were in a relationship. It's been 8 months now and i never told her

My girlfriend doesn't think I know she's playing me and 2 other guys, but we all know and are planning a surprise party for her

I've never owned a smart phone in my life

I pretended to be some guy from states away. Took some fake pics of bodies or whatnot, actually surprised myself on how well I was doing. When I would show just the cock in the pic it was mine. She has no idea she saw my cock.

dude please fuck her. she's damn hot. she's already into you. you only need a smooth plan to not scare her out. do it for us, user, please.

fucking door knobs again

Ditto. I refuse to ever get a glass toy, nothing but basics for me. My home security actually goes through a 128K memory computer with zero wireless ability. Only my access-nothing-else computer is my online one (modern, CAN be hacked but nothing comes from doing it... I do nothing real online but free game and explore).

Why are you in a long distance relationship in the first place? They usually never work

I kick my neighbors dog every day for fun. Well almost every day, but boy he gets it pretty good.

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Yes that would be another pic of her. I'm obsessed with her ass.

why airgapping and extra security user?

What you're describing is great but also crazy overkill unless you have something that people really really want.

zip the pics and upload to mega?

like last thread I hurt women, I like when they scream.

I work with my dad and uncle and at night they all get drunk with their female co workers and basically get drunk and do stuff with them. I dont want to tell my mom because it will ruin their marriage but i feel so bad for my mom idk what to do

It really was... I was 17 and king of the world, now I'm 26 and ready to die
>pls kill me :'(

Nice nudes man

Kick the shit out off ur dad

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I'm thinking I'm a sociopath I like to fuck with people or even ruin there lives just for the hell of it

LOL you gave a wrong kik, bro. (assuming it was really you in the other thread with the same pics and story). i just triggered a random girl.

what changed?

I realised the world was shit

I cheated on my GF (now ex, broke up with her) with her best friend. The GF was a fat, frumpy, boring, emo depressing lump, I was eternally trying to fix the fucked up shit in her life. The best friend was happy go lucky, dressed up in a bunny rabbit onsie for fun, drank, loved life. The sex was way better, her company more uplifting.

I thought I was the sort of person who'd never cheat, but I enjoyed every moment of it. It does play on my mind that I did that to her, but I dont regret doing it, I only regret being with someone dull enough that I'd want to do it in the first place.

Pic related, looks 95% like the best friend

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Well done user. You had the courage I myself cannot find.

To be fair it took over five years. I was honestly with her because I was trying to sort her out. I cared about her and wanted her to be happy, but there was always something to be miserable about, always a problem, always something to fuck it all up. Depressed about her car, about her job, about a friend....

I honestly just wish I'd left her sooner. Like when you go to the doc for some issue youve had kicking about for months or years, then you realise it wasnt so bad sorting it out afterall. Youre just kicking yourself wondering why the fuck you left it so long.

I dont plan on cheating again, I still think Im not that sort of person, but this time around im not settling on whatever comes along, Ill be turning down someone who isnt everything I want. Frankly I'd rather be single and ok then with someone just for the sake of being with someone. At least I can go out and do the things I want . Not have to waste money on shit I dont care about.

The weird bit is, the best friend told her fiancee... he never reacted or said anything and they still got married. I know the word gets tossed around too much, but total fucking cuck

Too much shit to type out on my phone Cred Forumsro...

well fuck, that sounds like exactly my girlfriend

7 years in. don't think I can handle it much longer. I definitely cant fix her, and I think she's slowly breaking me.

more?

i lie on the internet for lulz.

I also think blacks and muslims are just misunderstood.

my mom's car tried to friend me in the front of my dad's finger.

FUCKING KEK

When I was in 5th grade i jerked off two other boys my age just about every day for about a year and a half

I'm a pedophile (hebe actually)

what a fucking faggot.

>kill yourself nigger.

serious question:

you have a daughter. she's attractive. same age you like yours. and she wants to date/see/fuck and older dude. maybe your age.

what do you do?

He'd probably fuck her himself...

huh. i never considered that...

Could you make someone orgasm under hypnosis?

I have thought about it

sorry for the offtopic, but who's the girl? she looks a lot like a girl i liked in HS need a good fap.

will this "she looks like some girl i know" bullshit ever end?

www.mentallychallengedgirls.com

nope

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I'm 20 and I've been having sex with a 15 year old for 4 months

>pic related

Have done before

Cousin was horny throughout the whole summer she stayed with us. We would get physical on a daily basis, I would hug and tickle and wrestle and carry and toss in pool or on bed and I would always accidentally slide hand here and grope harder there etc.

I don't know if she had just discovered masturbation or just hormonal bombardment. Anyway she came over in June and by July I had already caught her masturbating 5 times (she didn't even guilt-quit, she would just make it harder to catch her). The best part is knowing that the more physical shit we did the highier the chance she'd derp up and inevitably masturbate at some point that day.

One night my parents went away for 4 days and I was responsible for her feeding and whatnot, at night I hear some tip toeing and bathroom door closing so I get up and slowly make my way to the door (unlucky for her we didn't have locks) and I gently started listening to her furiously shlicking her self in the bathroom. I had already warned her that doing something like this is unacceptable in this house so I very quickly got completely naked and pretended I was going there to shower (I held towels on my hand) and opened the door on her. She jolted and yelped and covered her self quickly before pulling her shorts up and just stood there holding her elbow and shaking as if she had just seen a ghost I was on the brink of exploding in laughter but I just held it in. My full frontal nude body invading her psyche as I remember walking to her slowly I said something like "are you horny? Is that why you are masturbating?" Now I know how idiotic it sounds but that's the best I could come up with under the circumstances. Her soft blond hair covering parts of her face, her flat chest only distinguishable from her hard nipples protruding from underneath her white t-shirt and her thighs pushed together as she tried to maintain composure.

it's not even supposed to be a secret

I kneeled down in front of her and gave her a hug, she just shook harder and started apologising as if she had committed a crime. I gave her a kiss on the forehead and told her that I promise I won't tell anyone, that I loved her very much and I wouldn't let anyone know her dirty little secret. She was half smiling half confused as fuck about why her older cousin is naked and holding and comforting her. I escalated the comforting physically by rubbing my hands on her shoulder and back down to her lower back and waist as I kept saying shit like "it's ok everybody gets horny, and everybody enjoys what you were doing so don't worry I can keep your secret and no one will know" she nodded in joy and hugged me back. She then rested her butt against the edge of the bathtub and just sat there looking at the floor, by now it must have hit her that my dick is in full view and she started to realise a new kind of shame. I laughed and told her "you know I masturbate everyday too right? I just told you its unacceptable so you won't get caught. I love to play with my self too" I said as I started to slowly stroke my self. She opened her lips and widened her eyes and just stared at my slow hand motion in utter shock. I realised that she was getting nervous so I told her "listen I'm gonna take a shower and masturbate, if you want we can play with the water and forget about this whole thing" I said as I moved away from the bathtub and entered the shower. She just stood there following my movements for what seems like 5 minutes before jolting out of the bathroom.

I tried to play it cool and not jolt after her but before I could react she came back and just stood at the door.
I valled out for her and said "you gonna come in or what lol?" She smiled and playfully took off her clothes down to her panties which she slowly took off unsurr of what's next. I had already seen her naked before so she didn't fuss about being naked.

This website has turned me gay. Would never do gay shit irl tho

I know her........

Post nudes

I self harm, a lot/

Cont?

You're doing God's work user.

I made room for her to step in the water, the sheer trauma of 5 minutes earlier was completely replaced by a playful moment of me splashing some hot water on her and her laughing and squeeking and trying to avoid the splashes. I grabbed the shower head and took it off its base on the wall and told her "come here I don't want you to get cold" as I poured hot shower water all over her body, the back of her neck, her head and forehead. She gargled somd of the water and playfully spat it out as she brushed the wet hair off her eyes so she can see again. Being that day with her in the shower made me appreciate the playfulness of females at that age. Here she was glistening under the water and all I could think about was how hard I would fuck her. Don't get me wrong i fully understand the damage but at that moment I wanted to pound her asshole with my dick so hard her pelvic bone would break in half. But, I digress, so we continued to wet our self and tickle each other before I grabbed the shampoo bottle and she grabbed another one and we started doing our hair. I moved on to body gel and rubbed my body all over putting special emphasis on my dick as it was already buzzing with a firm errection. She did her best to repress the fact that my hard dick is pretty much right under her chin as she also started to rub her body. I told her "let me do your back" as I grabbed the sponge and started to rub her shoulder and back, everytime I would get anywhere near her ass she would get tickled so I took that sponge away and just used my hands to soap up her entire body. By now she was being fully invaded from my hands, the playfulness turned to silent smiling approval as I soaped her armpits and chest and thighs but she did clench her legs together when my hand brushed her pussy.

nice meme

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I noticed that she jolted a little but not enough to quit so I delayed my strokes toward her pussy and pretended I was just soaping her up. But she did jolt whenever my fingers would go near her pubic mound. After that was watering the soap down time, she took the showerhead and washed away soap from my body, her ridiculous naive continuous smile made me wonder how my dick would feel burried balls deep down her throat, I started imagining my self cumming in her mouth, on her face and fingering the cum pool when it's over. As she finished washing my lower body I got down on my knees and she did the rest as I "continued to soap her". There she was, standing In her full nude glory shining with soap and just waiting for the next playful game we would play, I decided at that time to rub her nipples a little bit and gauge her reaction. She got scared a little at first but surrendered to the moment. I took the shower head away from her and watered her own body down as one hand moves the hose the othet rubbed her body. She was in utter bliss. When all the soap was gone I told her "I want to masturbate now, do you want to help me? I promise I won't tell anyone if you also keep it our secret" she just looked at me unsure of what to say I repeated "I'll help you also if you want, it would be really fun" she again stood silently unsurr of what to say. I hugged her and said "do you want to feel really really good?" She just nodded and I smiled and gave her a peck on the cheeck (mind you this is a girl that hasn't even been french kissed before) I put thr water away and started to kiss and peck her body gently. At first she started to semi-resist semi-surrender but when I reached her nipples she actually pushed her body against my mouth which made me insanely hornier. I startrd sucking and twisting her nipples as she was starting to get very obviously horny.

>not close with my younger cousin
>don't keep in touch with them
>see her few years later and her body has changed like crazy
>ofuk don't think these thoughts
>she sees me at gathering and comes up for a hug
>really nice and all
>she's 18 I'm 23
>everyone is drunk me her and another cousin who went to sleep upstairs
>cabs and friends arrive to pick up people and my cousin decides to stay
>ok now me and her basically alone in basement so we watch a movie
>kinda cold so she snuggles and I am bonering so fuckin hard
>fuckit put arms around her and then we spoon
>turns around looks at me and we make out
>start feeling her up rubbing her down there
>kinda kills mood when she akwardlh tells me she's virgin
>boner back again after she dry rides me
>eat her out, fingers in, dick in
>had the best sex ever
>and her boobs kept getting bigger for the next few years
>secretly dating her now 3 years
>we know it can't last and has to end sometime

>everyone is drunk EXCEPT me her and cousin that's sleeping upstairs
had to fix

My build environment fucks me more than my code does.

You're gonna have deformed hillbillies for kids. You know that right?

bump

well i'm not having kids with her so not worried at all

Oh my God! me too

I was about 13 years old and I was sexually confused. My classroom had a mix of good-looking guys and girls. I really had the hots for a boy named Ed. My sister (who was a year below me) had a crush on him and she would regularly tell me about it. I play along not saying a thing about my feelings because I was afraid she would tell my parents (who occasionally beat me when I deserved it). One day she invited a group of her friends over to our house and wouldn't ya know it, she also invited Ed. Everyone wanted to go swimming in our back yard but Ed forgot to bring swimming shorts, so I say he can borrow one of mine. He was slightly bigger than me but I was sure my shorts would fit. I take him to my room to show to give him a pair. As it turns out, the shorts barely fit him. So I had to help him get them up and tie them. I was so distracted helping him that I didn't realize I was 'accidentally' rubbing his crotch as I tried to tighten and loosen the laces. He's hard and packing some serious heat. Must have been at least 7-8 inches. In total shock in awe he does nothing to push me away so I figured he was ok with it. I struggle to pull the shorts down to get a better unobstructed view. After several seconds of tugging at the shorts, they finally come off and his cock smacks me in the face. Up until this point, I've never seen someone else's cock. I went with my instinct and grabbed like in the porn videos I used to jack off to. Still, he doesn't tell me to stop or to get away... I get a big mouthful without even thinking. It was yummy. I'm sucking him off for a good few minutes before he tenses up before he blows a load too much for my tiny mouth to handle. I start coughing as it drips off my chin. I can't believe what I've done. What's worse is that my sister was by the door and saw the moment of truth. She starts yelling how much she hates me and tells the whole school. I had to be transferred. I miss Ed

Too bad most of Cred Forums is too young to understand who that is.

That is Mr. Faggoty

my girlfriend keeps me in chastity 24/7 and i haven't cum in over a month

actually many guys do, i often do it too, i can instantly wash my dick after peeing, it's always fresh

Miss the man. RIP IN RESTING PIECES

Lol just fap in shower or on toilet

Some secrets are better left secrets bro...

Who are you replying to?

she keeps the keys and supervises my unlocked time

As I kneeled there sucking on her niples I realised that we would get cold if I don't do somethin, the room was already steamy but still I got up and put the showerhead the wall and let a steady stream of hot water sprinkle on our backs. I went down again and continued to rub and suck her nipples as she got mushier and hornier in my arms. I told her that I wanted to slide my hand between her legs and not to worry. She didn't resist this time as I very slowly moved my palm down her stomach and finally rested it on too of her bald soft small pussy lips. Her eyelids were getting lazier as I rocked my hand very steadily and very slowly back and forth against her pussy. I didn't focus on the clit I just went for a warm all engulfing cradling as I gave her nipples soft licks and sucks. She was starting to pant now a little heavier and I coud tell she was standing uncomfortably so I told her to lie down on the floor as I put a towel on top of the hot water and made her lie on too of it. I gave her body kisses all over until my mouth reached her little pussy, by now she was wet as all fuck (pussy juice) and the taste and smell of her grool invaded my mouth and nose. I started to eat her out but before I could even bring my a-game a few licks and sucks at her clit made her tense up rythmically before she clenchef and had the most adorable (yet inviting) orgasm.

this is so hot

my porn folder has grown from just a few images I wanted to hang on to, to 3644 jpegs. But I'm guessing that's nothing compared to a lot of people.

Just wish I could stop spending hours trawling imagefap and tumblr for images to add to it ...

22, manager at my work, but fucking a 17 year old for probably 2 months now. She was at first
dating her cuck fucking BF who lived in Canada (I'm US) who kinda had an idea of it and sorta thanked me/asked me to stop politely (remember, he's Canadian)

It's nice. She broke up with him and we've been doing better than ever.

You're fine. The uncategorized folder on my phone is like 10,000. There's a few other thousand that aren't in that folder, and some that are categorized.

3/6 of my personalities are madly in love with her, but the other 3 are indifferent

>17yo
>getgf
>says she cant get pregnant, some disorder with her tubes
>says she has papers showing diagnosis
>utter lies
>she gets knocked up after a few months of raw creampie sex
>the fuck
>lucky enough she agrees to abortion
>takes us a few months, i believe she was third trimester
>go all the way to the city, long ass train ride.
>wait in abortion clinic while she gets the vacuum succ
>It was a sad day
>doctors tell us not to have any more intercourse for at least a week i think it was
>wait a around 5 days
>decide to have sex again
>10 minutes in, i look down and my cock is covered in blood. The bed sheets are all red.
>weird gelatin like substance all over my penis
>it's part of the placenta, and my baby.
>traumatization intensifies
>break up with her a few weeks after
At least it all came out of the sheets. They where white too!

I got a hotel room this last weekend and contacted some twink college whore from Craigslist, we fooled around for a couple hours (no fucking, but plenty of mutual bj, hj, body contact, rimming, frotting... Both finished with cim and swallowing)

He wasn't even that attractive and had a shitty personality, but it was still hot and something I've always wanted to do, and I know I'll do it again at some point (hopefully with a hotter guy)

I ran over and killed an aboriginal who was laying on the road in the middle of the night. Stopped to check on him. Yep ded. Legged it.

As she sat there covering her mouth and staring at me she was smiling and giggling her legs were shaking and she eas utterly in a whole different dimension of pleasure, I laid next to her and gave her a few kisses on the cheek as she playfully told me "eww your mouth was down there" she said as she thrashed her hands in reaction. We laughed and had a nice little calm down moment (for her) but I needed her, I needed to fuck her brains out and so I told her "ok now it's my turn" with a sly smile I got up on my knees and started to slowly stroke my self kneeling as she was laying underneath me. She had no idea what to do ao I told her "do you want to stroke me with your hands?" She smiled and nodded as she reached her hands out and started to play with my dick. I enjoyed the sensation of her little fingers stroking me, edging me and making me feel like a god. I didn't wait long before I said "ok now you gotta use your mouth" she threw a surprised face but obeyed in the most submissive way. She got up on her elbows and told me "what do I do?" I took her finger and sucked it and told her to do that to my dick. She said ok and before I knew it she had opened her mouth and started sucking the tip of my dick. It was unfuckingbelievably amazing, her soft lips sliding on the tip of my dick a little past the head and backwards. I stroked my shaft into her mouth as she sucked and sucked and sucked. I couldn't hold my self so I took my dick out of her mouth and told her "guys shoot out semen when thry cum did you know that?" She said "mhmm" as she nodded. I contemplated for a second why she knew that but she later admitted to watching one porn that her bro had on his phone.

Anyway I out my dick back inside of her mouth and slowly thrustrd my self in and out of her as I jerked my self off in her mouth.

The sensation was too overwhelming and before I could last 5 minutes I exploded in the single most powerful orgasm of my life. I shot string after string of hot cum right into her mouth. She instantly spat it out and said "noooo grosssssss" and had a little fit, it was so fucking hot seeing one drop of my cum hanging from her lower lip slowly falling down on her chest.

She frowned and got angry but I quickly helped her wash and kept telling her that it's normal and safe and that she helped me in an amazing way that I will always appreciate.

She calmed down and we toweled up and went to the bed. She didn't want to "play" anymore and I didn't push it. I just suggested we cuddle and watch something fun on youtube, which we did. We kept watching funny videos with her curlddc up in my arms till she fell asleep.

That ways night 1 and frankly if I am going to write all the 4 nights and the subsequent events that lead to full blown rough anal a year later I would need my own thread and this one is dying.

Tl;dr I ate my cousin's pussy, came in her mouth then spent 4 days and nights sexualizing the ever loving shit out of het. She fell in love and we kept a secret relationship all our life. She my sweet little fuckbucket. Sad though nowadays she relies on me financially too much.

Thank you, posting more is always welcome. Hot!

I'll share two secrets.

I had a sexual relationship with my sister from about when she was 4 or even younger until last year. I am 5 years older than her. I also had a short sexual relationship with my cousin, but that was mostly only groping or grinding. I never had intercourse with either of them, which I regret now that both relationships are completely over.

My second secret is one that km not sure I've completely stopped yet, but that I haven't done in around 4-6 months. Whenever my sister or cousin bring over their friends for sleepovers, I wait until they've been asleep for around one hour, and then I go and do things like unzip their pants and pull them down, move their underwear, unzip their onesies and feel their breasts, remove their bras, jerk off to them, use their hands to jerk me off, whatever I feel like in the moment. Ive been doing this with sleeping girls for basically my entire life, and it started with my sister and cousin. Will share more about sexual stories and night visits if requested.

oh you poor little crybaby

enjoy the shitstorm fag

Garbage none the less.

Jhg

Bullshit
Everyone knows girls dont browse Cred Forums
Much less Cred Forums
Sorry my dude
You have been catfished

i have tonsil stones

I'm the Batman.

i was 20 when i was fucking a 16 year old, were together for more then a year now, I'm 21 and she
17, almost eightteen though.
Don't know she just really really loves me, im a lucky guy

my name is brian and i hate all of you.

The songs Super Freak and, Just le Lyself and i are stolen from Funkadelics- Not Just Knee Deep.

Who the fuck is nostalgic for the 2000s?
They were basically diet 90s

I've been very unproductive for the last week or so, I need to pull my socks up. I plan on starting to push myself extra hard today. I hope I can sustain a high level of productivity for a very long time.

WHY cant you tell anybody?
just fuckin tell em

why not?

Hi Julia

/creep

smart man

I enjoy the discipline and punishment of girls. Satisfaction in guiding them, giving advice, scolding, spanking, consoling and praising.

Workplace chick. No one likes her cause she's pain in the ass and worries about shit and causes trouble for others . Healthcare worker
Cornered me one late shift offered blow jay. Whynot.jpg. Blew huge load on teats on a trolley

Still annoying bitch but nice silver dollar nips and white ass

I wonder when she can finally sit on my face.

I recently started working out of state and I've cheated on my boyfriend several times since I started. He thinks I'm moving up in the company I work for but the truth is I've just been getting fucked by a couple different guys (and some women) in upper management.
He has no idea but every since it started he's gotten progressively more suspicious. He's a sweet guy but he's also the world's biggest cuck and every time I leave I'm happy to be rid of him.

Cut him loose. You don't deserve him and he doesn't deserve what you've done to him. Better that you drop the act and reveal who and what you really are.

hi

I'm getting married to someone I've been cheating on since we met.
They have no idea and the affair is still on going because the sex is exponentially better.
I have no intention of stopping because I can't afford a home on my own due to my careless spending and helping out the person I'm cheating with monetarily.

That's not gonna happen, I need a place to live at the moment and there's no way in hell I'm going back to my parent's.

You're a woman now. No more excuses. Either you take responsibility for your actions like an adult should, or you move back in with your parents and continue acting like an immature, self-centered teenager.

When I thought my ex was going to dump me I lied I had gotten raped so he would feel bad and stay. It worked. I broke up with him two years later.

We've been together so long, I thought he was the one and we were going to get married but he's just like every other guy my friends have ever mentioned and maybe even a little bit worse. All he does is smoke weed and play video games when he's not at work which has made a HUGE impact on his ability to satisfy me. He has no real friends and the only one that he has is an even bigger lose than he is.
I'm not taking responsibility for anything, I deserve happiness and compensation for wasting my time with him all these years. I mean, I love him but he doesn't compare to any of the men I've been with since this all started.

Then leave. He clearly isn't going to satisfy your needs. He needs to clear his head and take charge of his life, or not, but at his own expense. You only damage yourself and your integrity by sleeping around while using him, simply based on a foundation that was flimsy to begin with. You must be responsible, despite what he has done. Make a fresh start. It'll do you good.

Women like you are the reason men fucking kill themselves.

THIS

YOURE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH
DODGE THE RODGE

>be an old perv lady
>send pics/vids/camshows and bate a lot to/with a new fag
>fall for him and tell husbs
>husbs feels humiliated and sad cause of new fags age
>tfw new fag says
"you'll never be anything else than nice pics and vids to me"
>kys kys kys kys kys party

Nope, I need this. I realize you don't understand but men are used to dominating women all the time, its sort of inevitable that we'd start doing the same. He gets what he wants, its not like we don't have sex, I just enjoy it less. I am planning on breaking it off but only after I save enough money to get my own place because right now I live with him. I don't wanna ruin his life, he doesn't NEED to know, I mean I have safe sex and haven't caught any STDs or gotten pregnant. I don't think he'd care anyways though, I get the feeling sometimes he only puts up with me for the sex. He thinks he knows me after years of us being together but he has no fucking idea who I am or any of the things that interest me or that I care about.

wow
what an asshole
fuck that guy
>post pics tho

I slept in one bed with my mother and "secretly" masturbated next to her when she was reading a book.

I've been passive on my sex life with my bf because I hate that he is a porn addicted chronic masterbating fiend always checking out other females when I'm with him. He's a nasty man into bestiality, pedo, necro, rapes, trannies, etc. Has had so many flesh lights torn to pieces. Followed jogging sluts whilst jerking off, jerked off to girls at the gym he worked at. Has busted nuts into co workers lunches and batches of glazed donuts when he worked at dunkins.

I've always been submissive to him and it's always bothered me. I can't keep pretending it doesn't. I want to just be celibate now, he's killed my libido.

He wouldn't do that, he's too headstrong. He knows he can get laid if we ever split, he has before when we've taken breaks and if we ever do again he'll most likely have no problem finding someone else, but for now this is convenient for me and him and he's none the wiser.

>I realize you don't understand
You assume I don't, but I do.
>its sort of inevitable that we'd start doing the same
No, it isn't and what you're doing isn't dominating or being the more dominant; it's deception, manipulation and honestly, low. Just because things have turned to shit, doesn't mean you can fling it around and make a bigger mess.

You're dating him because you're too much of a pussy to live with your parents, stop fucking other dudes or move in with your parents jesus fucking christ.

Show us your tits

when I was 16 and I 1st got a job I would pay my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin to model her bikinis, panties, and bras while i fap to her.

I would pay sometimes for her to finish me off

Maybe this is bait, but It happened to me. I'm married and happy, but sometimes I wish I was still living st home, a late 20's kissless viirgin with deadend job, whose only care in the world was vidya and toys. It was a sweet life.

What I'm doing is cucking him by fucking a guy with a bigger dick. That sounds pretty dominant to me, even if I have to lie in order to do it.
I have personal reasons for not wanting to live with my parents and I don't need to stop fucking anyone I don't want to unless it becomes an actual problem, which its not.

kys

Tell him and you might be on the path to dominance. Right now you're just being a petty, self-centered, immature little bitch who will use anything to justify her own debauchery. It's a problem, but the bigger problem is that you don't see what you're doing to yourself. Hope things work out for you but I wish more that you'll wake up and become a better person.

This is hot. Your making me wet just thinking about when 12 y/o me lost my "virginity" by fucking my little sister's best friend for two years. We would finger eachother suck and massage tits. I miss fucking her.

He's obviously so evil. Unlike you. Take the moral high ground of well used women, with their multitude of issues. Sexy, isn't it?

Worst thing I ever did. Regret it now but at the time I was in a dark place and desperate, but there's nothing I can do to justify this.

>Be 22
>7 year old nephew living with us for a few weeks due to tl;dr
>Nephew likes to tell lots of lies, compulsively
>Dad hit me (when he didn't I was there)
>user called me (insert insult)
>The list goes on, this shit was almost everyday
>Family getting tired of him
>I'm getting tired of it
>One day idea hatches
>Since nobody believes a single word the brat says I'll start actually doing things and getting away with it to teach him a lesson
>Start small, smacking him on the back of the head
>Calling him names
>General bullying
>Nobody believes him even when he sobs
>Just a fucking problem child to them
>He'd been lying about me constantly to them in their eyes so this was just another

Long story short, I butt fuck the kid one night, he tells on me 3 days later, family goes insane at him, but because of the nature of what he said, they had to find out if something previously had happened because how would a 7 year old know about this shit, right?

Nephew goes to go to the bathroom during his talk with the family, and adrenaline coursing through my entire body and heart beating like a machine gun I grab him by the throat and tell him that he better blame his dad or I'm gonna do it again and then kill him

Kid blames his dad, nephew ends up in care and his father in prison.

I do feel guilty but obviously not confessing

I'm an awesome person, he's a fucking loser and he's lucky I ever gave him the time of day. Telling him isn't going to do anything but put me out on my ass before I have a place to go so...you're kind of stupid.

So this man that you thought you were going to marry breaking his heart and practically lying to him is not an ACTUAL problem?

Ive never thought about kittens or dogs but I have thought of smashing small children's heads into concrete as they run by at Menards.

Nope but at least I don't fuck little girls.

Me me me me me me me me me me me.

I get it.

Not your fault her Syed dad's fault, her mother's fault. You were just witness to it they started it. She would have been fucked up after the first time.

>13
>little

Did you buy your Age of Womanhood chart from Tumblr?

STDs or pregnancy would be problems. Right now the other people I sometimes have sex with don't want a serious relationship, its just about the sex for them so yeah, there's no problem.
The boyfriend is just some guy who got lucky and ended up with someone who was nice enough to fuck him. He's no prize, he doesn't try to be, and I'm not breaking anyone's heart because what you don't know can't hurt you.

nope, from my local police department and it says the age of consent for anyone over the age of 18 is......
guess
go ahead
guess
>it's fuckin 18 guy

You're seriously using the legal age of consent as an argument as to why girls are sexually of age? Two different zones. One is legality, the other reality.

He's no prize but you're not even bronze, yet you act like gold.

You're the one who fucking dated him he wasn't a prize he never will be you made the decision to date him however?
Exclusivity in relationships is incredibly important in most relationships, idk i don't really want to argue anymore i'm clearly not changing your mind i just want you to at least consider how he'd feel if he found out.

i fucked my cousins wife and they are bringing up my child together. she doesnt want him to know because she says she loves him

One gets you five tens and the other gets you five to ten.
>Tow the line kiddie cuddler.

I'm a diamond in the rough, you're a fuckin salty rusted hunk of metal shit.

He'd feel like throwing me out, hence why I haven't let him find out.

A diamond in the rough doesn't have the values of a gutter whore.

You're the one who made the choice to date him, you're the one who made the choice to fuck others. You're the one who won't bite the bullet and move back in with your parents, you're the one who needs to get off the high horse and get a moral compass.

No, but it is covered in black goodness that makes it what it is.