pretty damn gay dressing up as a clown cause you're such a huge faggot that you can't even show your face
Hudson Fisher
It's just a prank bro
>Clown gets shot
The end.
Angel Perez
/Thread
Joshua Martin
Bump with interest
Christopher Hill
Good thing I'm a europoor
Good luck amerifats
Oliver Gutierrez
Self bump
Jeremiah Moore
they're here at UGA.
we have to stop this cult.
Benjamin Murphy
Teenage boy stabbed already Time to start killing these fuckers
Gabriel Baker
And this
Thomas Mitchell
Cont
Ryan Brown
I'm glad I live in the country where the most powerful race is born.
Good luck, Shartinmarts.
Asher King
These guys are the heros we all need. imagine a bunch of clowns shooting up a school.
Oliver Gray
I don't know much about this but I am kind of thinking it is viral marketing for the new IT movie coming out next year
Lincoln Morales
sightings in Lansing Mi this week. I think it's just a spooky meme
Leo Brooks
Then what about this shit >Marketing
Jose Rodriguez
Thanks, it's getting a bit out of hand, it was bad enough before they showed up
Levi Morris
I wouldn't have thought anything about it, but now that people are getting hurt I'm ready to busta cap.
Leo Collins
At least you fuckers could always just start shooting them
Aiden Parker
We've been trained to shut down in actually dangerous situations. Why do you think no one ever stops shooters?
Julian Thomas
Fucking retarded. What kind of kid follows a creepy fucker with a clown mask and a boiler suit into the forest because he offered them candy? Bullshit.
Thomas Price
Juggalos are really getting serious huh
Luis Hill
So much this Fuck these creeps
Thomas Cook
Fuck yeah they are, they don't care about faygo OR jesus anymore
Dylan Reed
You guys don't feel like dressing up as a creepy ass clown and hanging out in creepy places at night? I can't pretend I havn't felt something inside me tugging at me to join them
William Nguyen
Relax every this user gets it
Just a bunch of closeted juggalos coming out of hiding since it went out of style
Jordan Walker
it all started on anonymous boards like this in the deep web. some of them even started to link up and try to get as much people around the country to walk around their neighborhood with a clown mask. fact is, if you're not threatening anyone. cops can't do shit. that's the sheer genius of it. i wish we had that form of unity and overall badassery. but the age of computers is dead for us surface dwellers.
Jayden Evans
So is this a real thing or is op a faggo
Angel Williams
until God Lord Trump passes the Bozo byezo act allowing clowns to be shot on sight
Gavin Scott
It's a real thing unfortunantly
Michael Peterson
fucking legensary
Bentley Sanchez
Yea except the arrests being made because of stalking and one arrest for child endangerment because some bitch left her kid at home to dick around in a clown mask
Also the stabbing
Levi Howard
And this is why I don't leave the basement Will start making preparations for mass clown genocide
Ayden Myers
It's like we have a fucking wendigo epidemic
Josiah Watson
you can't get arrested for sitting on a bench with clown overalls though can you.
Zachary Wright
Its fucking marketing for the new IT movie and you cunts are selling it well
Nolan Thompson
: ^D i wish i had the balls to leave my house
Owen Davis
It's just a bunch of trolls trying to be creepy as fuck. I can't confirm if they've broken any laws, but I've seen plenty of news articles about spotting's. I kind of want to dress up like a clown and hold people down and lick their faces for a disturbingly long time.
Aiden Sanchez
TN fag here, we've had like 4 or 5 schools be shut down or put on lockdown because of nearby clown sightings. we're starting to get more and more sightings, probably ICP faggots
Adrian Watson
>One arrested was 64 year old man he accused himself and self-surrendered 99% chance he doesn't even have a clown costume he is probably looking for some free end of life prison medicine
Gabriel Cox
ahah i want to do this so badly... i'm a twist
Luke Howard
The people actually dressing up as clowns and hanging out outside are selling it well. It'd be new to me for a marketing campaign to make the news and not have them clarify by now.
Jordan Thomas
Mannnn yall Juffalos be on some whack shit Ya be neden holes 4 reals we just tryna drop some psycho murda madness wit some real carnival killa shiz fuxkin piggy azz chicken gizzard male bitches
Hunter Martin
jesus why get yourself arrested and stab people for marketing? this is a terrifying awesome troll. fuck halloween going to be a hoot.
Adam Davis
Cont
Eli Reed
Shit in Vancouver Wa?
Owen Brooks
Do it, it's a meme that Cred Forums isn't part of. Claim possession if arrested or questioned for great lulz. >Have you ever encountered the spirit of half beard? Well this is just like that, but with a clown, similar to the legend of the Wendigo. The spirit of half beard can possess anyone with a beard any time. Just me mentioning half-beard puts whoever reads this in danger
Levi Butler
Comt
Easton Carter
Can't confirm that they actually hurt anyone though. Confirmed for being creepy as all fuck
It will be, it could already be there. You should check the creepiest spot you can think of at night, a lot of the clowns do shit in the deep night according to the news
Ian Ramirez
Yea man you a fellow 360 ffag?
Jordan Jones
Cont
Cooper Fisher
trips of truth ICP in this bitch taking shit over Straight Miracles
Noah Gutierrez
Cont
Camden Cruz
Articles incoming
Mason Morgan
man fuck, i'm such a nigger i wish i was 50 years old damnit. why can't i be older?
Hudson Reed
Cont
Kevin Ramirez
If anything, those trips only further aid the implication that these clowns are dangerous. As juggalos are legally a gang
Nolan Wood
Articles
Bentley Ortiz
We've been fighting with them here in Denver. My friend punched one and took his mask just this week and now there are tons of them talking shit on Facebook. I'll shoot them dead in the street if they run up on me.
Ethan Collins
>half beard explain more please
Chase Martin
Moar
Hunter Brown
What will you do when we've won? When everyone is like us, part of the grossly incandescent clown hivemind besides you?
Lincoln Hernandez
Moar
Jaxon Lopez
Jalals moved to US
Dominic Bailey
No but you could get your ass kicked pretty badly. Not saying i would. But some people are horrified of clowns and fucking hate them. I know that if a clown gets to close to my older brother he'll either attack it and run. Or just run like a bitch. So i mean its a 50/50 shot at getting your ass kicked for "a prank". Sounds like a shitty deal to me.
Camden Bell
Moar
Jacob Hughes
Some of these costumes are actually pretty good. Now I kind of want to make one for me and one for my girlfriend to wear meanwhile we do sexytime. Could be kind of hot.
Aiden Ortiz
Yeah but thats when you get arrested.
Isaiah Wright
Well I felt an extreme energy compelling me to shave half of my face so I could be half beard. I was hella into it for no fucking reason. Later a friend had the same problem, also seen it here and plenty of places around the internet. A feeling of utter compulsion and helplessness as you become half beard, half machine.
>Sounds stupid but if you fuck around and declare yourself as half beard I can almost guarantee someone else who witnessed it will
Lucas Johnson
What will I do when we've won? Exactly what I was doing before these pussies in masks started jumping people here. Fuck that shit. Nigga can try to jump me but he'll be put in the dirt quick.
Ethan Howard
10 clowns would take my place
Alexander Wilson
Yeah I've never met another one one here and been here close to 4 years
Xavier Evans
WE ARE CLOWNS WE ARE ONE!!!
Jacob Gray
Police are going to start shooting these fuckers
Aiden Fisher
>Bozo byezo Top Kek
Matthew Brooks
but it's so edgy and perfect.. and i mean edgy as in a pure sharpened edge, it's art. i respect anyone that did this. so beautiful 10/10
Connor Myers
How's my clown outfit
Levi Thompson
Or get fuckin killed by a nigga like me. Glock 10mm on my hip.
Owen Long
Fake ass shit.
Isaac Morales
10 more clowns would get arrested for being retards.
Aaron Harris
I'm considering buying a clown getup just for the off chance that somebody chooses fight and not flight and kills me.
Michael Jenkins
Vancouver ? I'm over by orchards park area
Jordan Rivera
Yeah no shit, I just really like the idea of an alien parasite slowly taking over peoples brains and they just kind of chill around being weird as all fuck and slowly we realize humanity has already lost
>Those clowns just got 10 feet higher
Eli Mitchell
Oh i do agree its fucking hilarious. Just doesnt seem worth it to me. To get shot/beaten for "a prank" just sounds beyond dumb.
Noah King
- "Oh my God, you shot him!" >"Well, ma'am.. He was.. Uhh.. Being a clown." - "Was he dangerous? Was he armed? Did he have a gun?" >"Well, ma'am.. No, not exactly.. Uhh.. He had a balloon."
Evan Flores
I go out there to smoke weed and cut myself anyways
Dylan Lee
#ClownLivesMatter
Kayden Price
Alright there mr edgelord. we get it. Yous a hard ass nigguh.
Luke Young
damn
Matthew Wilson
I'm pretty sure just dressing up like a clown could be protected by the first amendment. But I just read that a sherrif is bringing it to the fbi and homeland security as "terroristic threats". I'm not gonna let fear drive me, but it would be a huge mistake for a clown to fuck with me because of the second amendment.
Blake Nguyen
I'm near battleground
Parker Edwards
At the same time?! What a weird ass combo, you giving blood sacrifices to the clown gods?
Ryder Gray
damn if i had the balls to leave my room i would do this. i would ask you to screenshot your post, get myself arrested and give this deposition, so well done. i'm a great actor, god i would do so well! or get killed whatever.
Nicholas Davis
>Dresses as clown >Yells at kids and scares people >Forget you live in open carry state
Get shot by white dad in flip flops and plaid shorts
Hudson Davis
this
Grayson Lewis
What you should be asking about IT is why did Pennywise show up in 1958, then 1985 and now we have clowns in 2016. The book itself talks about a 30 year cycle. Publicity stunt that went out of control?
Nathaniel Morales
No I just love the feeling of blood dripping down my wrist while I'm high. And then cauterizing it with my blunt
Isaac Martinez
Why haven't people gone and started hunting them yet?
Austin Clark
because clowns be scary
Wyatt Taylor
Some faggot with a clown profile pic made threats against the local public schools. Goddamn juggaloes at it again.
Jose Myers
Ayy lmao
Brandon Watson
Yeah I saw these really spooky clowns the other day barely had time to snap a photo I was so scared
Cooper Long
Those clowns just got 6feet shorter. If you catch my drift.
Alexander Ward
>Be me >Just clownin' around >Police show up >"FREEZE! HANDS UP!" >I don't understand if they want me to freeze or to put my hands up >Just to be on the safe side, I keep one hand really still, and put the other one up >They open fire at me >I'm hit, and losing blood fast >With my final breath, I pull out my clown lipstick.. >I draw a sad mouth onto my face where there used to be a smile >And I say.. >"That was not a nice jester".
Isaiah Price
fuck i wish i could post the webm of a clown hitman u would fucking love it
Carter Bennett
Oh shit Ho reef uck This shit is real faggots mark this anons words Were fucked I'm boarding up and preparing for war on these fuckers
Easton Ross
You should have called the police to report gang activity. >I'm serous, any time you see a juggalo you should call the cops because LOLOLOLOL @ official gang designation
Nathan Foster
OOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO You've found me!!
Henry Jenkins
kek
Asher Flores
Nope, by the way im the greatest drift catcher theres ever been. >those clowns still have a overall gain of +4 feet. still spoopy as fuck
Camden Green
That won't help, have you tried checking your crawl spaces and drywall first?
Liam Baker
rate my clown getup on a scale of spooked to holy shit
Noah Brown
Bump
Gavin Johnson
this is a 10/10 spooktastrophy I'd say 4/10 but I'd need to see a picture in the dark, lighting can do wonders
Sebastian Campbell
Spooky wooky
Easton Wright
Bump
Adam Ross
Cont
Joshua Sanchez
...
Brayden Perez
Fuck nah faggot. I'm about action, not no edgelord fag wizard shit like you.
Dominic Reed
The time for action has passed, now it's time to clown around. No tears now, only dreams.
Wyatt Baker
Action is just beginning. I'll be in Denver hunting these pussies all weekend.
Matthew Allen
It's just a prank bro
>Gets shot
Christopher Wilson
Video games over the years have made me hate clowns >Tomba 2 gotta help a shitty clown >Dark Cloud 2 clowns with knives in the fucking sewer another clown that gives you presents but half the time it's fucking poison shit >Twisted Metal friends always picking the fucking op clown guy with the ice cream truck >Final Fantasy 6 do I really have to explain this one
Daniel Parker
I'll run down from Canada to help, all I have is an axe though
Colton Johnson
God dam I love America
The first place clown hunting will become a thing
I'll be joining the efforts brother
Benjamin Foster
You'll be consistently outnumbered, a lot more of the population is infected then you think. It's safer to just stay in doors, the government wants to minimize the panic and try to secretly deal with the virus. Just like how the news won't report about the Native American law breakers getting they ass kicked
Christian Baker
>axe >the clown weapon of choice confirmed clown DO NOT TRUST
Luis Young
Quite possibly... a hatchet?? >HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!
Adam Sullivan
hahah, naw it's a 2 handed norse axe, stupid sharp and made for killing. It'll be good
Elijah Stewart
Yeah but will you be good? A melee weapon puts you at risk for contracting the virus
Dominic Lopez
But you don't have to reload.
John Bennett
Boy The end is near
Jacob Adams
If magic is all we've ever known Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday Oceans spanning beyond my sight And a million stars way above em at night We don't have to be high to look in the sky And know that's a miracle opened wide Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas And everything chilling underwater, please Hot lava, snow, rain and fog Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs And I've seen eighty-five thousand people All in one room, together as equals Pure magic is the birth of my kids I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids The sun and the moon, and even Mars The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars UFOs, a river flows Plant a little seed and nature grows Niagara falls and the pyramids Everything you believed in as kids Fucking rainbows after it rains There's enough miracles here to blow your brains I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away And music is magic, pure and clean You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen
Music is all magic (Are you a firm believer in miracles) You can't even hold it (Do you notice and recognize miracles) It's just there in the air (Are you a firm believer in miracles) Pure motherfucking magic Right? This shit'll blow your fucking mind (Do you notice and recognize miracles)
Julian Reed
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed Solar eclipse, and vicious weather Fifteen thousand Juggalos together And I love my mom for giving me this Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly Miracles ain't nothing to lie Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy And my little boy looks just like daddy Miracles each and every where you look And nobody has to stay where they put This world is yours for you to explore There's nothing but miracles beyond your door The Dark Carnival is your invitation To witness them without explanation Take a look at this fine creation And enjoy it better with appreciation Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast The wonders of the world, mysteries the most Just open your mind, and it ain't no way To ignore the miracles of every day
(Are you a firm believer in miracles) Magic everywhere in this bitch (Do you notice and recognize miracles) It's all around you, you don't even know it (Are you a firm believer in miracles) Magic everywhere in this bitch Shit's crazy (Do you notice and recognize miracles, So many miracles, the magic miracles)
Parker Murphy
Kys
Zachary Young
I didn't know guy fierrie was the lead singer of ICP
Tyler Hill
I hope you stand on my street at night I'll put one between yours eyes
Sebastian Bailey
This.
Charles Watson
>yours eyes calm down Cleetus I bet the clowns couldn't even find your trailer park
Asher Thomas
green bay Wisconsin. That's a little close for comfort