New Zealand Thread /nzg/

New Zealand Thread /nzg/

How's your night going?

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I don't wanna sound like a stereotype, but I just fucked about 6 sheep in a row, burned down a marae, dropped some acid, wanked to jono and ben, and smeared myself with marmite. All before shoving a Paul Ego-shaped dildo up my anus and jumping into lake Taupo.

God defend New Zealand, amiright?

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kiwi here and i haven't fucked a sheep yet. AMA

theres no moar photos of her so get fucked

kek

your from either papakura or south island cause you talk like a fucking country fag

not the same bitch

lol

wait are you that faggot that faggot from Papakura that keeps crying that he always gets pulled over by the cops because he's Maori?

THICC

shut the fuck up g
btw thats not even me
il fuck u up cuz

fuck up cunt u a bitch ass nigga

Whoa haven't seen an nz thread in a long time. How are you guys?

Dunedin reporting in, as bored as a prosty on her period

Yo, you ain't been looking then mayn

>kiwi
>hasn't fucked a sheep
Choose one, and choose carefully.

Wanganui right here, fueled onky by 6 mugs of coffee and the energy of the universe.

Probably the coffee more than the universe fuelling you. Up to?

OCFB

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Hey bros. Just here to beat you and your women up. You can't convict me. I play sportsball,

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Wellingtub checking in

What the fuck is sportsball you mong

Pretty fucking great. Just wined and dined a beautiful Japanese girl who I've been dating for a few weeks now. After winning her over with my exquisite culinary delights and conversation, I went in for the kill, showing her pictures of my family's $30m luxury seaside estate on my phone. Then whammy! My phone thought it be a fucking fantastic idea to slide a pic from my porn stash right into the slideshow. It was pretty tame. But it was enough to make things awkward as shit. Handled it like a champ, laughed it right off. I'm still laughing. But fuck me. Thought this shit only happens in the movies..

It sucks, but I'm strangely kinda glad it happened to be honest. It's one of those stories I'll be able to tell for decades.

OUR NATIONAL GAME

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After coffee #7 I'm gonna drop some acid. I love the shit.

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dead sexy

WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON?!

You a fatty

Rubbing the chub

>Christchurch

Evening.

>i will literally cuck you

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Do it

why is the hitler youth haircut so popular

Hilter always had great fashion sense

Wetter than a spastics chin

Marry me

No I'm just usually sleeping when you guys have it.

You from taupo bro?

it's been a good week for music tbqh

it hasn't been poppin' since 2012 tho...

Did u fuck her?

right in the pussy mate

Hipster

Ayyy my man Snoop. Gotta respect the classics

Don't even know who half of them are mate.

Found taped to a bus stop in St Lukes.

was the new danny brown any good??

Is good picture, but lies. Ilya is responsible businessman, all people know this. From city council to the lowliest prostitute.

I dont know about here but in Russia most business at the highest levels is conducted while doing lines of Coke out of a hooker's ass. Illya is all good. Would conduct business again.

very redpill video:

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