Waifu claiming thread

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Nice to see you again Tomoko. -M

W h y

>It was to keep the doors shut, otherwise they pop open.
You have more outfits in there?
Also checked

I'd rather her not to be, her VA is basically Kirino IRL though, besides her looks.

Claimed.

>Hi Senapi

Oh boy I love spending all my money on PAX accomodation

surely part of you does.

i claim you pikachu

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You ever heard of Hand-kun?
He was like the most known youtuber alive from waifu, the best popular, the most noble and respected

And one day, he got in an argument with me

He left /waifu/ forever after that.

;)

I wonder just how many people need to say it before I believe it. We're easily going on 30+ now...

Who else could -m be?

Because I'm a slut, and I hate myself.
>More outfits
Yes.
>In there
No, it's useless old stuff that I threw out for the most part when I moved out of the room.

hello again. m?

you forgot to mention the shit doorbell on his desk

having trouble finding pics? use danbooru, gelbooru, or sankakucomplex

nice roll
i used a scooter wheel on the front and rollerblade one on the back
get more v8
i pray for you
give em to me, he'll never know
thats lewd, just a kink then?

that gif
and va is her but not in looks lel

hello my kouhai

nice job, you got shilled

Means I stay in a good 20 minute walk from PAX AU.
Just sad that I cant hire a car because Id have my provisionals for a month if I went for them now. Minimum a year for the hire company.

Obligatory claim.

I'm the disgrace to these threads. -M

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that is an amusing anecdote. I did not know him, or even of him. I may have heard him mentioned once before but I can't be sure.

r.i.p. hand-kun

yeah, I understand having little to no self esteem, believe me.

I'm starting to think I know even less about what you're saying than I previously though. what is pax?

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Syndra had a trip, aswell.

I made so much fun of him, he never posted with it since then.

Poor guy.

You love it.
What other outfits? That Miku one?

Basically what I just said

I saw him using a name and trip just the other day though. surprised me, I didn't realize he had the namesync.

yeah

because I wasn't here.

intriguing.

Snek.

oh m for miia got it and i dont think you are a disgrace

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I'm the new guy with only 3 pics of my waifu. -m

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How are you senpai

In a way... okay, outright, yes.
>I often have lewd thoughts involving me wearing that stuff
And I have quite a good amount of it too.
>2 maid outfits: One standard French, one short with pink trim
>Bunny outfit
>Sanya and Yoshika cosplay
>Miku cosplay
>Black and light blue corset
>A few different pairs of thigh highs
>And now this cat keyhole set
Just remembering, but I could use the apron from the French maid outfit to do pic related...

It sucks, because I really would like to think of myself as cute. But when I'm told I am, all I think is "They're lying"

I love it?
>See above

Ohhhh... well then.
>Also, Breeki, see those vids I linked ya?

Go get more. Have at least 10!

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hEH.

They are talking about Makoto when you say you're cute.
That's really depressing.
But you're the slut, not Makoto.

well it's hard to see ourselves as other people see us. I understand completely, makoto.

definitely want to see those other outfits now. nnf.

what is the purpose of tHIS way of typing?

I have 6 including lewds

sEKRIT

you damn elitist.

oh thats easily fixed here hope you dont have it

tomoko

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Penny Arcade Expo
Take E4 as it is now and make it by gamers for gamers.

and who is vigil?

gotcha. well I hope you have a good time.

just some unimportant faggot

vigil
teto
izuru
mikan
hand kun

he goes by many bames

Btw Tomoko, have you played Kerbal space program? -m

That's what I always assume, but when I say that they INSIST they're talking about me.

Here's a Miku one I took from Anime Expo when I went a few years back.

C'mon man, even searching off Google will get you more!

I did and I love how you have the music blasting. Makes the mood perfect. Where ever it was though, street lights don't exist.

i wasn't really saying it, i didn't think of meme arrowing it

good, how are you doing my new kouhai

so makotos your waifu because you look like her? das hawt
i think i know who you are now

so whos your waifu? snake froom barely hentai the non hentai anime

got em

chen please

i have a hand full of times never managed to get to the moon though

hmm. interesting.

you look cute in that too.

Lol, I'm working on a moon base in career mode. Wanna friend me on steam? -m

Am I intresting?
Thank you.
Never tought you tought that about me, though.

sure why not

>dad wakes me up after 10 min of sleep
>You have a doctor's appointment at 9 wake up quick!
>Quickly grab my shit and bike fast as fuck
>Sit in the waiting room till 10 am getting annoyed because I have no patience and I'm tired
>Dad calls me
>Oh I'm sorry it's tomorrow I read the date wrong
Just, fuck. I could just be sleeping that entire time

are you the person I was asking about?

Been a while since I posted here. Ah well here I am.

Umi Claimed

Whats up my dudes

Oh ya, nah, it was the back canyon roads past Alpine Valley. Once I get the new bushings, tires, and maybe the roof fixed, Ill take some more video of it... although I want to get my high beams fixed for it. They don't work it seems, and it also seems like my fog lights don't work anymore either.

Nope, Makoto's my waifu because I love her personality, her looks are amazing as a bonus, and me looking like her to some extent is coincidental.
>Knows who I am
Then you know EXACTLY why I don't want to be associated with the past.

Nah.
>Probably the last one I'll post until I can make enough time to go get a good wax, because shaving and Nair are NOT things I'd want to deal with ever again

RIP Yuno.

disregard namesync didn't load fast enough. also I'm not very bright.

I find you interesting at times.

Don't hurt my feelings like this.
I'm a nice person and I get hurt easly, you know.

Look for a guy named rags, then find the friend he has who's avatar is Miia. -m

OH COME THE FUCK ON EMU TOO?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

The ceiling :^)
Hey Io- Umi
Doing good I hope?

see I'm so sorry chen. I would never hurt your feelings on purpose.

I can look forward to more then? excellent.
very cute by the way.

Is this you?
I thought you didn't want to be that person anymore

yuno im sorry did you just wake up?
thats an excessive amount of work. steamcommunity.com/id/the_lov3_box/
will this work?

Nice dubs my friend but what are ya freaking out about? Is there some kind of happening?

Here I was hoping you'd have forgotten that you fuck. Doing good my saber man. Added you a few days or so ago on league.

In due time. Maybe if I get alone time in the house, and I start feeling a bit more confident, I'll take some with the... uhh, more risque outfits.

It is. I'm bouncing between not wanting to, and just accepting it's who I am.

Nope, not at all. Nothing's out of the ordinary. Hi Emu, what's up?

Yea I finally broke the curse of insomnia but now I'm wideawake

oh my. I would enjoy that very much.

Alright what ever
I just don't think it's a good idea but you do you

im sorry well ill be here to talk until you go back to sleep. not like im getting any with how cold it is

Well. People seem to be absolutely shit with mechs tonight. Im talking 40 rounds of spread fire. And hitting literally 5 shots.
>HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD HOLY SHIT

Just search for Upyr' ok? -m

Kek I have a good memory don't test me.
>You added me on league
Shit didn't know cause that accounts been idle. Been playing on another account with my friends if you want to add me there. Ill PM it to you next time I'm on cause I don't want to say it here.
>You fuck
I missed this

its fine not your fault
same for me i guess we are both staying up then
i think im gonna be playing some games but thread seems slow enough that i can do both

I sleep best when cold. -m

>looks are coincidental
no, you probably looked for a girl like that with a personality you like
i was joking because you blacked out your face, you still do this shit?
did you upload that to chan? i think i've seen it before

weren't you iowa before, explain the ceiling joke, its beem going on since then, if your willing

i feel sorry for you, please get some rest

i cant
you are stuck with me wether you like it or not

alright sent i think and if its too cold i cant sleep at all
im playing some warframe myself right now and yeah but i like it when its slower

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to try this cat keyhole stuff on... why must I live with family still...

I mean, it's not like I'ma meet anyone else here other than maybe Breeki and Smugs. Emu's parents are anti-fun, and Squid isn't here. Illya doesn't show up anymore, and plans to visit Mizore are on hold till things settle down a bit.
Kitten's gunna be living down here most likely, and I doubt he'd complain.

The curse of the scrub.

I don't know why I'd intentionally look for a girl that looks like me when I can't stand the way I look...
And when I get the opportunity, although it's extremely rare due to family always being around, and even more so since all my outfits are still at my old place.
I think I did once.

how delicious. I look forward to that one.

Hello, I listen to noise, avant-garde, and recordings of ambient since I was 3. What do you listen to?

>Back canyon
Yeah that explains it. Nothing like that here, but one of the highways leading into a neighboring town is desolate as fuck as well. Within due time, it's all going to come together.

dead

Hello, I listen to noise, avant-garde, and recordings of ambient since I was 3. What do you listen to?

Scrolling up says otherwise~ Nothing much, just enjoying my day while being a wee bit tired. Woke up earlier than I should have but it was for food so im good. and you fam?

I'll just disappear for a few years and see then :^) Has it? I think I saw you on it once. but that was like the day after I added ya haha. But that sounds good to me.So that's why you keep callin me that huh?

Indeed I was. Heretic yea I know. The ceiling fan joke comes from me saying "whats up my dudes" and like the cheeky cunt Saber is replies with "The Ceiling fan" and it rolled out into this.

Hello, I listen to noise, avant-garde, and recordings of ambient since I was 3. What do you listen to? 

i like you, so please stay

i know, short hair girls are a best
your not alone at your own place?
most likely that one, or it might be just coincidental lighting and outfit

what are you trying to build right now in warfram

/thread

Hello, I listen to noise, avant-garde, and recordings of ambient since I was 3. What do you listen to?

nothing
nothing at the moment just finished a new set of weapons so its more like time to finish missions to get more planets

yea im seeing it, have fun
and i agree slow threads are best
you dont have to justify yourself to me
have fun being who you are i guess
alrighty then, try not to act scatterbrained this time then
how was your day man?

RESPOND TO THE QUESTION

Im good. Im just standing here

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okay okay geez. classic rock and prog rock.

Please no.
Alright I'll do that tomorrow when I get home from classes about to head to bed atm.
Damn right ceiling fan :^)
>Cheeky cunt named Saber

i didalso its not playing hard to get its just how i feel

nICE.

rESPOND

particularly fond of queen and rush.

I feel my exhibitionist is going to take over once I move out, and this scares me...

We actually got passed up by some guy in what looked like an Integra, or a GTO. I tried to catch up, but the fucker was going at least 80 down the roads. Had to have lived on them, otherwise he's fucking Dagumi, cause after the first corner, we never even saw his tail lights again, despite me flooring it in 3rd, and hitting nearly 70 MPH around 45 mph turns.
I was impressed to say the least.

youtube.com/watch?v=YyVlehif2NY
youtube.com/watch?v=ZqXeK6mGGnw
youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

SHUSH! THERE IS NOTHING UP THERE THAT YOU NEED TO SEE!
Exactly as you think, another boring night at work. Although Renge sent me something interesting today.

Yes, they truly are.
Nope, I'm living at my grandmas/moms house at the moment. Planning to move out with a friend and Felix sometime early next year maybe.

I know, it just seems like you had some form of contempt, or disappointment...

MAGA

it's a pretty good fetish. I can relate.

nICE

EW

tHANKS

not that nice

not that nice? they are two of the greatest bands of all time, cheny chen.

Music from the 40s to 80s

Vidya OST and random shit ya kikeo

Hmmm perhaps I should then~ Aight mang, forgot this is around the time you rest. Do good in school laddie. I swear to god you are such a little shit lol.

kek you bringing that back?
alright then sure.
i guess disappointment is aptly put
I mean no offence but you wanted to change but it didnt last a day
But if you prefer this side of yourself i am really not judging
if you are here why not talk while you are at it?

Hello, I listen to noise, avant-garde, and recordings of ambient since I was 3. What do you listen to?

>heretic
kinda
but isn't the sky whats up

oh wait yea your smugs, what frames you got so far

same as earlier, fine, im still at home, might play some batman soon, or read

if im right yoour in az, its not that late you pussy

nice, felix will really be happy when you wear your suits

standing? why? and whats your waifu from

almost missed you, how are you tonight

>hikage

oh umi i didnt you posting
whats up man
oh right i didnt actually catch that since i was about to pass out
what are you reading atm?

yeah got to have your information be correct on me
well i just maxed my Excalibur and my saryn is level 19.

living the dream

only issue is i'm going to be sacrificing sleep here for the next few months i think. and i forgot pic

hello there, still mentally ill?

Oh? I wonder how many we have in common.

Actually, most of it was posted last thread. You haven't seen nuffin.
I doubt it mang, ain't nothing ever happen around here.
>BLACK
>CAT
>KEYHOLE

Sorry, it's kinda ping pong of a feeling. Sometimes I really enjoy this side of me, and sometimes I dislike it and want to change it. But looking back, odds are I'd not want to change it FAR more than I would. I think it was just the sudden influx of people calling me a slut was just kinda off putting.

Probably.
>Implying I'm not going to try and get him to wear something too

No please not again ;-;
That's fine you've been gone for about a week. I am it's an easy year thankfully
>Your such a little shit
Not like you don't like it :^)
That's correct but..
>1:39am
>Supposed to be waking in 5 hours

i dont know mavis. care to give me a psychiatric checkup?

probably quite a few. maybe someday we can talk about it.

Are you actually saying that your taste is not subjective?

Help me with warframe too.

i'm assuming your sleeping habits are not very good or regular. so i'm going to prescribe midazolam to help you sleep at normal intervals. i'm going to give you handful to last maybe a week. only take one! we will talk in a few days

don't pass out :'(
haruhi suzumiya, im on chapter 2

nice, you gotten any better weapons yet

living the dream while high on sextuplets
why are you sacrificing so much sleep?

>i implied he wouldn't
no i expect all three of you to ffag out and upload to chan

school?
>5hrs is a little
i go to sleep around 4/5 a.m. and wake up at around 8

ask tomo, i haven't played in months

>hikage

OVERLORD HAS AN ENGLISH DUB. ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

You have your own Ghost of Akina. Ghost of Alpine Valley. That's pretty sick though. If they were to be a regular that'd be even better.

The sky is definitely up there, but this fuck aims for the fan. I guess he also aimed for what was right above him but that's besides the point

Nothing much going on here how about you? It's a quiet night and I enjoy the peace sometimes haha.

Maybe I've been lurking the entire time and I'm pretending I didn't know~
Well maybe its time something did, don't go to work tomorrow :^)
Kek I take it you love that stuff?

Fine fine, I won't do it you drive a hard bargain. only a week? Feels like I've been gone longer! Glad to hear everythings been going smoothly for ya haha. Look you shit just because I like it doesn't mean I want it.

>dub
>right
Choose one :^)

I want you

>your favourite cat

of course not. but both queen and rush are widely regarded as objectively incredible. obviously individual taste is subjective, but their skill and quality as artists is not.

>english dubs of anime

I wish I had a betty vomit picture, but I do not. so you get this.

going to be a weird work schedule for the next month or so. it's going to be lots of shift work.

i love this picture i just don't usually have the occasion to post.

really? why? you cant let me dream?
no need to apologise
some people do seem to get this side out of you
>was
come on hikage i said no scatterbrain pls
never heard of it but it looks cute
you liking it?
yea its something else really
i enjoy it too although im really tired
just got into a league game on my main

Yeah I got classes at 7 and I get up around 6 to get ready.
Thank you, you won't regret it. More like 2 weeks but still. Thanks, hope its been that way for you too.
>Look just because I like doesn't mean I want it.
But your not telling me to stop it now are you ;^)

Perhaps. I think the last person I talked to about that kind of stuff was Yuno, and it was over a month ago.

Nah, my friend won't. And to be honest, I don't think I'd want him too.

>Dubs
FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Haha, nah. Either of those cars have WAY more HP than my little RX, so it wasn't a surprise I could accelerate to catch up. Plus, it was only the second I was ever going down that road, and it was pitch black. The fact I was going as fast as I was is fucking retarded and dangerous as fuck.

As if.
Oh ya, let me tell you how that would work out. F I R E D
Well, you see the pics above, you tell me!

Overall, I'd say it's a 90/10 of like/dislike. It seems like a fall back topic I use when there's nothing else for me to talk about...

I hope I would know you better, slut.

they are not that good. if im only supposed to have one then what do i do with the rest?
no still shit tier stuff that im burning through
well that would lead to disappointment and that would be worse

wow ease off satan. just take one before a sleep cycle. they are powerful, but wear off quickly!

it's usually a pretty fun topic of conversation.

What does that even mean?

Magic.

Curious, might you have a steam or something of the sort?

ok lucky guy but what about the side effects?
it is rather odd yes

>it gets a dub
>but the VA's suck

i mean who wouldn't, the ceiling is up there
>i might join in

chen please

oh well gotta suck, halloween prep?(im assuming you work at a store)

but you were about to, gotta remind you not to
its not bad imo, its from 2004 so im being kinda forgiving on it

i see he already told you he's not a faggot

oh weell, but trips say your blessed with satans drop rates

watch out its satans bitchy brother

Kek a last resort
Seriously don't worry about it
I guess your satanic trips don't lie

dunno i'm not a doctor. you could huff gas instead? i dont know i'm out of ideas.

GOOD NIGHT!

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THOSE DIGITS

I do. I haven't been using a lot lately though. been on discord more, if you have that. steamcommunity.com/id/cup12345/

there's the steam though.

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Especially with how loud I like being lol. At least it lets you get comfortable easy when you're tired, something I always love to do. It's been a long day. Do good my friend and hopefully your support carries you as hard as I did :^)

With a faggot like you I dunno if I could regret it. 2 weeks sounds about right and I don't like being away for that long haha. It's been ok, math is ass tho. Look buddy don't turn this around on me

Pfft who needs to listen to that whole "FIRED" business just words that don't mean a thing.
Well to me it sounds like you really love em~

You could be an oddball and not have a ceiling above ya but I don't think that'd be too good. I swear to christ if you do

it was double drop rate from my tribute earlier
yeah dont want you to get your hopes up when we meet and you say im not qt
good night mavis sleep well and as always nice seeing you

This dub has
>fuhrer king bradley as a combat butler
>smugger as a loli vampire
>koko as a combat maid
>winter schnee as a hyperlewd demoness
They actually have decent English VAs.

Heh, understandable. Makes for a good legend though, if you pass through again. That amount of speed though, never experienced it, well on the highway or expressway but that's a given. Well hey, didn't have an accident so that's good.

Oh, no, he's bi. But he doesn't have even close to the body for it.
>I hardly consider mine fit for it
Besides, he'd rather be the pitcher.

You say that, but... [Worry intensifies]

I have it, but i literally don't use it for anything. Got a whole 2 friends on it. Barry and an IRL friend, and I don't talk to either often enough to justify it.

Righteo.

I dunno man, when they hand me my last paycheck, it kind of means something.
I do. An insane amount. If I could wear that kind of stuff around in public ALL the time, I would without even a moment of hesitation.

Hmmm, those could work kinda well actually.

Also
Shimoneta is getting a dub too.
Shiros English VA is the love juice girl

Kek so tsundere.
>Math is ass
Taking financial apps this year, pretty simple stuff just a matter of putting it in practice that's hard.
>Don't turn this around on me
You did that

thanks for pissing off satan, now you don't have trips
>i got dubs when i spotted you earlier also

i don't know i might start saying "not the ground

see satan flows through your blood, and your warframe profile

but not good, has the first dubbed ep. come out yet

he just doesn't want to ruin your relationship

you going to a uni or com college

well I accepted your request so I'll see you on steam, no worries.

claimed

2 have been released

Don't worry Breeki, one day you'll get there.
>Remember, up until this car isn't mine, the offer stands for you.
>And it'll slowly be getting fixed up and upgraded every now and then.

I could see that, maybe. Who knows.

>Wew

Com at the moment. After this year going into the Navy and I'll probably go to Uni while in it with the GI Bill
>Shimoneta
I need to watch that again anyway

Alright that's fair I guess
Well thatd not that old right, what do you have to forgive it for?
You had a rough day? I'm sorry to hear
Kek we surrendered at 20
Their vik went 11/0 in 10 min
Why would I lie about something like that though?
It's the truth you're a qt
Kek, don't worry I won't stop talking to you
Maybe

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well if i get a succubus i wont complain that much
you wouldnt be lying if you said im not

Who says you can't get them to give you another? Like I said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
I take it crossdressing is a favorite of yours? What's stopping you from doing it all the time bud

Who you callin tsundere bub? It seems pretty simple but I dunno if financing is something I can do well. look man I never shoot myself in the foot

And then I get a 2nd cheeky cunt o goy this thread was a mistake

Forgot long day means that just meant it's felt really long and I'm glad its settling a bit. Man that vik is my boy right there make sure to honor and praise him. Make a shrine even

Ohayou

I'm calling you tsundere. You just did shoot yourself in the foot though

lel
>approach him
i should visit you when you move in with them, and ask them if you or i should get the madcatz
>i will convince them

thats 50% of az people who go to college/uni
enter navy and use gi bill, or com college, in the cheapest com college then the best uni

your not gonna compare gameplay of a ps1 game to ps2 game, just like you should'nt compare a 2004 manga/ln/anime to 2015/16 one but the other way around you can

yes we wanna destroy that mood

good luck with that succubus

and w're both from the same state

hello alice, how goes life

I wanna destroy your ass if you keep being

Hello snek. Just finished breakfast and heading out for school soon
How about you?

[MAXIMUM WORRY]

Wut?

The law, that's who!
It is, more than a normal person should like it. And because I simply don't have the face, or body structure for it. You've met me, so you know best of all people here.

Approach him for what?!
>Implying they'll force me to have the MadCatz

but i would be mean
also im prertty sure i would be lying, trust me i got an eye for cute people
oh okay kek, well you should go to sleep soon then
fuck you the guys an asshole, i could even kill him as fiora because he just keeps slowing and running i hate it
morning alice
sleep well?
right i guess thats fair, but some old games honestly hold up
for example all of the legend of zelda games, even the original one, are still beter than some shit they call triple A games nowdays

Good morning.

Well it's a good way to go about things and half of the people I've met here have served in the Navy so it doesn't suprise me.
Hey Alice

>Saber

it wont happen i know
honesty works better for me and you havent even seen me

O boy
Im playing MWO again

it was only joke im sorry (pic)

the dubs and trips we're strong not long ago, so not much, good luck in class, go get dem qt3.14's

for reasearch purposes
>i said that
i know they won't, they'll just agree, that's why ill bring my own controller

thats true
>im taking com college next year

oh well, maybe if you enter highschool and turn into a teenage girl, instead of an adult man you can be cute

What the fuck

I just found out, can you teleport with excalibur?

i cant believe cropping this pic a bit impacted the filesize so much so im testing quality i guess
would you really care so much?
honestly im alreay happy this all stopped
sigh, how many times do i have to tell you
its that webcam of yours

Oh hi you to you too.

I am no such thing and I have done no such thing. You just threw this all around.

I swear if I didn't know 1 cool guy in Az I'd think all you fucks were cheeky as shit.

The law nothin, free country mang what can they do?
Well that's implying any of us are normies fam. Eh kind of a dumb thing to be stoppin ya. If you like something I'd say go for it.

eh I probably should, not like anything is happening tonight anyways by the looks of it.
As long as he wasn't being a kike he is a good boy. Dindu nuffin. I got to take tips from this guy, never can out run anyone as vik even with the slow.

I hope your ready for good aim :^)

I slept okay, how's about you?
Hello Syndra
>
Good morning Saber, what's going on?
There's still about 2 his before class actually starts.
>getting qt'S
Never happening

i dont think thats possible nor would i want to
i dont believe you and look i got my 110 tier heavy tank when you went to bed

so sexc

i just like to circle jerk alot

inb4 reddit
don't worry i already do
>faggot
no i use it for porn webms and gifs

he should't be able to, unless theres a loki on the team/party

then there's no hope, accept yuno is right

>hikage

I swear I fucking teleported twice, or switched place with the enemy, I don't know how

I made a combo with space and E I can't do it again.
fuck

hey i didnt mean it like that, dont actually go you baka
he was being a kik, fuck him
also kiting as vik is not hard, your q makes you keemstar, your e and r can be used while moving and if you have Rylai's its pretty much over
better than yesterday then? thats good
i didnt sleep so thats something
looks pretty badass but why commie man?
why not take the Jagdpanzer?
hey mister scatterbrain>yuno

yunos wrong though im not qt
because i dont want to grind down a tank destroyer line that much. its not on the screen but i do have a tank that is getting pretty close to being a tiger 1

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Hello Umi, how are you?
W-what? What are you saying? Lewd!
I'm jealous. But if I hadn't gotten at least some sleep, I'd probably be very poorly of today

>Alice