Dicks and butts

I didn't know you were in the military. Pretty cute for a pup.

I THOUGHT you were going to bed you MOTHER FUCKER

he's a naughty boi

If you say so.

Not for me though.

I elected to stay up a bit longer, I was actually having a lot of fun talking to you

man, that pic needs color

Im kinda flaccid, not today kiddo.

Still have this comic open in a tab. Got distracted.

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Why would you want to talk to me.

I have a lot that need color.

top cargo capacity for an asp explorer is 128 t for type-7 its 232. i mean its roughly the same in that the top cargo capacity is near the default capacity of the type-7 but the higher numbers on the type-7 are more appealing to me

been awhile though
pussy

man..
srsly?

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Do you really wanna look at my flaccid dick?

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post it here

because I like you a lot, I've told you that a bunch of times. I know you don't believe me, but that doesn't change the fact that I do lol

I know the top end for the type-7 is higher but I also really like having shields and a few other utility internals as well, so it's always just been an easier road for me in the ASP

*raises hand*

is it so difficult to get a boner real quick

ill settle for flaccid

Cause I'm dope and I do dope shit.

I really don't.

Nothing horribly special. Air Force. Deployed once and saw combat, then went home after a while. On an unrelated note; Yay! Pictures again!

i feel it'll be an unnecessary caution given the upcoming ai ship launched fighters

i also dont get successfully interdicted often enough to be losing much money from dying

but i get your point

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When's that coming out btw? I unfollowed their facebook page a while ago

No, there are nasty people here.

Stop it, you are draining attraction from other people towards me making it hard to get ass.'

You know what they say. If you dont use it you lose it.

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>mfw he still didnt read the whole comic

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So you must have taken a liking to discipline to want to be collared and have an owner.

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wait

how is my affection for you draining attraction from others

do I have weird shaman powers that I'm unaware of or something

ha he's stuck
Guess gloryholes would be a lot less popular with canines

iunno whenever 2.2. is out
waiting

srsly, the pics are most than good, and color makes more beautiful

they'd just need to make them bigger

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I've already read it before. WoW and the cat are distracting.

some knots are huge tho.

I want to rape you.

I need the money first

I hit on demos once and he said you already love me. So apparently thats enough for me to ask for.
UNTAINT ME

>Both pokemon and dicks are exactly the same. They cum simultaniously at the same angle into a cumsplosion as they nonchalantly pose for each other and admire each other.
Kekkers. This is hilarious.

and that's why they'd just need really wide glory holes

that's what actual pokemon battles are like, scrub.

I'm fairly certain he was kidding dude. I mean I do love you but I mean like, I think he was just being a dork about it.

it's bed time

Big enough for a horse, big enough for a knot I suppose. But I love naughty accidents like that. Where someone is caught in a compromising position. Got any more like it?

a couple I think

You are so ignorant, child.

who has the best butt?

?????

I did, but it wasn't enough. Training was easy. Some people cried at night during basic training and I didn't get it. I understand that it was something they weren't used to, but I didn't understand their reaction to it. They made us exercise and learn things... that's it. After 6 years I got bored.

snarf

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child, you so ignorant.

No snarf is gross

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this guy

So you're wanting to be controlled much more so then? How much control are you looking to give up and how dedicated are you to being a good dog?

You give me too much credit for my abilities to attract.

snarf is hot.

Pics of snarf?

No one truly believes this.

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well it worked on me but maybe I'm as retarded as you say I am idk

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You are the only one who things I am attractive.

How much control I'm willing to give up needs to be negotiated, with exceptions. The owner has final say, although I'd like that person to take my feelings into consideration when necessary. I'm a bit free spirited, but a good dog is all I want to be. I do get embarrassed easily though.

>It's difficult to get a boner real quick
wat

What happened to all the other old avatards and the kiwi dude

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Actually?. This guy is damn hot.

No way, I don't believe that one bit, I can't be the only one

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That's not what people on the meetup/dating apps ive been trying have said.

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I'm looking to assume control over most things and provide a nice, structured environment for a pup. Training is something that would be ongoing to keep you a good dog. Feeling, of course, would be taken into consideration and I'd work on helping you get past hangups too, like the one about wearing hoods.

snarf is super hot.

Nibi, u somehow have an attractive personality.

Git sum self-confidence.

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Well they're dumb, that's all I can really say regarding that

Dom says otherwise.

Nibi, you are physically attractive.

dom is ironically a sub.

WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER GAY MASSACRE

Wow thanks, that totally settles my mind. (((Not)))

the 80s wants their joke back

WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE WE NEED ANOTHER STRAIGHT MASSACRE

Yeah I know that's of no help, but I can't really do much else. And you already told me that you don't like it when I try to fix things I can't fix so

Thats a great way to handle that

I could say you're a great artists, but we both know better. Dont we?

Bed time!

Could I still own some things? Could I still have a job? Up to you obviously, but it would be nice.

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Good

See, I can listen sometimes.

Not really. Artist is your word, not mine. You are physically attractive, you know you are. So drop the fucking act.

Of course, I'm not unreasonable. Although, what you own would have some oversight and you may need to ask permission to buy things. Also, most pups tend to take ownership of things, eh?

I'm out. Goodnight, fags.

nite nite

start jerking, boy

Keyword is "sometimes".

I am average at best.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I disagree and so do you. You're stuck in your act, let's drop it for a minute. Could be fun.

I don't know what you're talking about.

if you were being serious thank you, i tend to respond like that often

Hey if I listened all the time then I would have stopped following you around like a lost puppy a long time ago, but I enjoy your company so therefor I can't listen all the time.

Yum spicy ramen

play with your penis while you talk to nibbers

I am immensely attractive and deathly handsome. People are merely intimidated by my intensely robust good looks.

>Yum spicy semen
ftfy

You are dumb as hell.

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Why would I do that?

Maybe some would be intimidated by you.

That seems like it would hurt.

I prefer the term immensely determined

Anyone here like incest?

It's good for you

sure, step-brother/father is cool.

Wow, that was so fun.

I am not. Waste of time.

I...

But the pain

I know it is, but I don't know when to give up.

it's yummy.

Cut the shit, Nibi. You're an arrogant shit like the rest of us.

I like father/son probably a little too much.

While the roleplay might be fun, the real idea is off putting

are you the son or dad?

I want to know what Leosaeta's butt smells like.

We do try. I've been wondering what you are looking for in a pup. I'm not anything special, I'm not gross, I like to be neat. Preconceived expectations are what I'm worried about.

Im the son. Younger does nothing for me.

Ive fantasized about my father a lot. Not as much anymore, but when i was younger he was all i jerked off thinking about. I would steal his underwear off my parent's bedroom floor or out of a hamper and jerk off smelling them or wearing them.

Now

hmmmm nah~ Now, it is 2am so I should go to bed for real this time. Goodnight nibbers, talk to you later

I'm just not into twinks/fems/trans/etc. Other than that, I expect my pup to be submissive and be willing to be trained and follow the rules I give him. It's paramount that my pup understands his place as my dog and I, his owner rather than his buddy or friend; this isn't to say we won't do things together but there is a clear power dynamic here. I'm not looking for the perfect person either.

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your actual father or stepfather?

Actual father.

did you see it more as a power fetish because he is your dad?

That's different. So are you looking for a daddy to replace your own?

Mm idk. Not really, but maybe. I like being dominated in general.

Also i thought some amount of insestuous thoughts were normal. But i just took it too far and never grew out of it.

I like being dominated too, and the idea of a father figure maybe. But i was just wondering.

Wana know what autism looks like? this is it.

A bunch of self-deprecating bullshit when someone gives you innocent praise.

Maybe? I really like older men who are dominant to me, but are still loving and talk to me and give me advice and stuff.

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sounds like that's what you're looking for.

Dumb shit posted before I was done.

Idk, I guess I never thought about my own father that way because he never really took much of an interest in me. He was more like the roommate who you don't see or talk to a whole lot. I'm guessing you had more involvement with your own?

Yeah. Idk am i really messed up?

My dad is really great. I like him a lot and he has always been supportive of me and he was the "nice" parent. My mom did all the punishment, etc. But he has also been distant though throughout my life. He would go away for days at a time for his work so i saw him often, but not as often as a kid normally sees his father.

I would be a loyal pet and try as hard as I can to be what you desire. Also, I'm none of those things with the slashes in between. Would you do any positive reinforcement?

I'm heading to sleep. night fags

I'm not as in shape as I once was, but I'm not out of it

well. gnight

I guess that might make sense. My father used to hit me every so often because he was a fan of corporal punishment until he eventually figured out it didn't work. Outside of that, he was more interested in watching football or trying to force me into the scouts, baseball, etc. It's less that he was deliberately an asshole, just that he was both stupid and unwilling to make a connection with me through something that he wasn't already into. Oh well, It's nice that you had a better experience with your own, if a bit too good. Just don't try to act on it.

I already know I have autism.

Of course, a good combination of positive and negative reinforcement is most effective. I have a strong paternal instinct and would give you plenty of affection when you're good.

I don't expect perfection. I just expect physical discipline and if you don't have it, I'll train it.
Anyway, it's time bed time for the both of us. Get some sleep pup, we'll talk again soon enough.

I hope so. I like talking to you. Goodnight

I wont. I was scared shitless when he found my search history.

>I was 14
>what even is search history?
>it was all father/son incest porn.

He's a good dad. He never said anything about it or anything. He definitely saw it. I got talked to about porn on the computer and my mom knew about that, but he didn't even tell my mom that I watched gay porn, much less incest porn.

He would have taken advantage then if he was interested/a pedo, but he's not. I would never ruin my relationship with him. I wouldnt even try sniffing his underwear. Last time i did that i was probably 15/16.

ay

lmao

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Am i fucked?

cute

What do you mean? Cute that i like my father so much? Cute that he's a good dad? Cute as in I'm pathetic? I don't understand.

bump

LeMore

what

Heh?

Le how about no

love u

That deagle replica though

It's an odd thread

kys cancerous faggot

Yeahhhh i talked about my desires to sex my dad... I don't usually talk about that.

Very open thread it seems. Not that I'm judging but honestly what is it that makes you feel such a way? Did you get along with him well or what?

Yeah. He was kind and really great overall. Didn't see him all the time. Very knowledgable and taught me things. I thought most people had mild incest urges. Mine are a little stronger than normal.

Well it's nice that you were able to have a good life with him. That level of attraction is a bit odd, but everyone has their quirks. Some are strange fetishes, and some are strange personalities. Maybe that's why we're all here.

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What did he mean by this?

I posted the wrong image so I deleted it then posted the image I ment to.

Yeah. Idk i think i also hit puberty earlier than my peers, and my father was one of my only outlets for sexual attraction. He was one of the few men i had seen naked. Internet wasn't really a thing i was comfortable using to find nude pics at the time and i grew up fantasizing about him. Once i did start using the internet for porn he was already solidified as a sexual being in my mind.

Eddy, have you been doing your drawing practice?

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i like this image much better

It makes sense that such a thing was solidified early on. I think that's pretty much the time where most fetishes start to be discovered (if at all).

Then of course, with repetitive viewings, becomes naturally attractive. Just an educated guess though.

I've been focusing more on classwork recently.

It's... exactly the same as

That's the one I deleted, I didn't feel like it fit in. Shows what I know.

that's correct

You can't let it slip, Eddy. You stop and you'll regress. It might not seem like you're losing much, but you'll find if you don't keep at it you won't be able to get any better.

Another morning without a fem boy to play with. At least i have the fur threads to get me through the day

>you'll find if you don't keep at it you won't be able to get any better.
You're right but, I sometimes am hampered by my self confidence. A really nasty cycle because I realize that not practicing won't help either...

Confidence? That'll come with time. You're starting out and you're no good at it. The things you produce won't be and aren't worth a damn at all. But the more you practice the more they'll be worth. Eventually you'll produce a piece that's worth something. There's no bigger boost of confidence than when you create the first thing that merits some form of praise.

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Source pls? :3

This is all I found, doesn't appear to be part of anything else.
e621.net/post/show/768845/2015-3-anthro-blue_eyes-canine-clothed-clothing-co

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Stop wasting your artistic talent on animal porn, furfaggots.

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As soon as you start paying me more than these commissions do $$$

How about getting a job, or maybe a profession?

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cheesespin.net/
dicks and buts you lose

Ah shame, seems like it would've been a fun comic to read.

thanks anyways!

10/10 would suck

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Fuck off with that Matsu shit.

I second this.

hey there bret i dont think we've met before

demos defense squad has arrived

thank goodness i'm saved

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>what is hypocrite

>

i am 0% hypocritical

ok i have to get ready for class now bye bye

ive seen you, you look like the failed result of amateur plastic surgery

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He doesn't like you. By popular demand you must hand over your Matsus for extermination.

you haven't seen me

NO

I promise that they will be euthanised humanely.

it goes it goes it goes it goes?

whatever you wanna think

Im looking for a white garter belt but they all look ugly and or uncomfy

Yes we do use a guillotine specially designed to accommodate their fat heads.

they probably are

cool.
still not handing it over tho

the comfy ones look ugly and the good looking ones look uncomfy

cool

not exactly

maybe it's a sign
that you shouldn't buy that shit

what is your reasoning

e it's a sign
that y
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you should turn in all of your crossdressing shit and never post another picture of yourself again

why though

it's pathetic and you will only feel regret later on

careful i have a weapon of mass destruction

i'm just going to filter you

what did I do wrong

>corsair keyboard

why be an attention whore if you have good peripheral taste

im not an attention whore >w

you are

yea just filter him tbh.
i realised a while ago that hes a retarded kid.

;~;

and you DIDN'T WARN ME

*hurt*

That's not user's fault. It's pretty clear straight away.

Cute socks tho
got em from sockdreams?

sometimes i need some help too yknow

eh i aint tryna be that guy who goes round telling everyone who they are/arent allowed to be friends with.
im not enough of a gfur regular for that.
but yea nah this kid is easily one of the worst people here
and thats saying a LOT

what do you mean, you dont even know me

also jfc people are narrow minded here but that's not my problem i guess

I do know but that doesn't mean you can blame other people.

That Matsu poster is the shittiest, am I right?

yes it does chet shut up

i know enough about you to know you should probably just kill yourself now. sooner rather than later.
you have no self esteem anyway so whats stopping you?
i hate avfags but demos is one of the few people im ok with

This character is turning me on, what's her name?

im happy with my life nothing's wrong with it
also good job on the false conclusions you made up

goat mom

I know the truth hurts. I'm only trying to help you, really.

No he's the worst and he needs as many people as possible to remind him daily to keep him humble.

what is this even
people just please
i love you all but just stop this, it's not okay alright

is that why you were bitching about depression to me a while ago?
ok
just turn your name back on so we dont have to talk.
hes aight.

i'd post a crying thing but we've reached image limit

I only find undertale shit, man. Help me

just watched a bunch of videos from yiff gallery.

furry fandom is ultra ridiculous.
I'm out.

well i got meds and im happy af now so shut up

gordonfreeguy.deviantart.com/gallery/

keep telling yourself that
you are pretty fuckin mentally ill man i kinda feel sorry for you.
but then i remember you feed off sympathy and attention

Yo that album is actually really good

Dammit user you're not thinking straight. What did he do to you?

I'd post a laughing doggo but we've reach image limit.

what's your problem?
Also with the jumping to conclusions just please
You're making yourself look like an idiot >~>

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memes aside if you think about how many people in these threads are completely broken and trash.. demos is ok.
my problem is i dont like you because you are an autistic child attentionwhore
and i dont just mean you posted socks
i mean.. you FEED off of attention of all types.
thats why ypu have turned your trip off and keep replying to me. you should stop doing it.

Thanks user

I can't. The "hating Demos meme" has too strong a grip on me. It may even be within me genetically instead.

i prefer the "hating me" meme
i dont think its a meme tho i just upset everyone

You're upsetting me right now. At least call him a bitch once.

chet he actually think's i'm not terrible do not corrupt him

*Enlighten him.

hes a faggot sometimes but im saying compared to everyone else here.. prettygud
but im still best girl

Good enough. That's all I wanted before leaving.

chet a shit