Zoo me, baby <3

Zoo me, baby

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Neat

go on...

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Shit. All the fun stuff slightly exceeds 2mb

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Why does this girl have eels on her pussy and ass?

what eelse was she to do?

Where can I find more art like this?

probably on e621

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you still here OP?

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I wonder what mare tiddies taste like

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dirt

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you musta tasted some amazing dirt before

I wish centaurs were real, so that SJWs would fight for my and my centaur's right to fuck eachother. Aw yeah, horse pussy.

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OMG MODS MODS MODS WTF ARE YOU DOING

sjws don't fight for the right of cis white men to fuck anything sadly. just fuck horses anyway.

Centaurs are ok I guess, be better with a horse top half though.

Top tier degeneracy

This thread is full of win

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how about top half = an anthro horse with big boob

I could tell them I'm a trans man and they'd believe me.

>dat drop of piss

Fuck no nigga. Why would you fuck an unwashed pussy. Who gives a fuck who/what you fuck, but why you gotta get into that watersports and shit

thats a little better.

ease up faggot. if you ain't willin to drink her piss you ain't the right man for her

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If they gave you a hundred bucks, would you overcome your hate for furshit and fuck her?

why would a zoo hate furfags? they're basically the only allies we have

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god bless carrot for drawing and animating that.

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Where can I find more?

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try /beast/ and /horse/ on infinite chan

he's on inkbunny. but that swf is one of a kind. mostly he draws stills like:

Appreciated.

only image of a horse 69 I have

dolphin pussy is best pussy
plebs

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i love dolphin pussy. but marepuss is objectively the sexiest pussy in the goddamn universe.

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Dolphin pussy is for fuckboi's and basic bitches
Mammal pussy master race

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>Dolphin pussy is for fuckboi's and basic bitches
Mammal pussy master race

Dolphins are Mammals you dork

dolphins are mammals dude

so that's where the movie title octopussy came from

It's a fish, fish aren't manmals

no the best bait i've seen... but it is definately bait

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wat

I didn't get what you meant, and I thought you guys were joking, but I Googled it and dolphins actually are mammals, who the fuck decided that

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why are you in this thread?

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we evolved from a common mammalian ancestor... they lactate, which only mammals do... live birth... separate anus and vagina, no cloaca...

lots of reasons. also, whales, porpoises, seals and narwhals aren't fish either.

Top kek

They give birth to live offspring and feed them milk through mammaries. Which is the definition of mammals.

Well I ain't happy about it, can't fucking stand dolphins, useless animal

> warm-blooded
> lungs connected to mouth and blow-hole (nostrils) rather than gills
> give birth to live young
> nurture them with breast milk
> act like dicks and have been observed raping each other

they're mammals, all right.

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is that what owning a horse is like?

Derek and Clive, amirite?

CLIVE: I'd like to see every endangered species wiped off the fucking face of the Earth.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: People go, they're all moaning on, they say whales are more intelligent than human beings.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Are they? Do you think whales and dolphins are more intelligent than human beings?
DEREK: Oh yeah.
CLIVE: Why?
DEREK: Says so.
CLIVE: Yeah, but they're not. Whales are fucking stupid. Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that has had a record in the top ten? Can you? Can you mention one whale who's written the equivalent of, er, 'Othello', Shakespeare, 'Health & Efficiency'? They've produced nothing in the way of literature. All they've fucking produced is a load of other whales and all they eat is fucking plankton, and they call them intelligent. Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a lot of fucking plankton going in?
DEREK: Yeah, I can imagine that.
CLIVE: You'd like it, would you, just drifting around in the sea? And you can't-, they're such cunts they can't even breathe underwater. They have to keep coming up the whole fucking time and spouting. Then some cunt comes on telly and he says, "Oh, the whale is being wiped out by mankind, save the fucking whales." Well! During the war, did we notice a lot of whales w-, rallying round and saying, "Save England!" I didn't notice many down my part of the world. I didn't see whales coming up with Union Jacks saying, "We'll fight the Boche". No, they were doing fucking all .....
DEREK: No, 'cause they .....
CLIVE: ..... swimming around the fucking sea sucking fucking plankton down!
DEREK: The whales were all Nazis!
CLIVE: They call that fucking- ..... wha-
DEREK:
No, they were whales at the rallies. Hitler-, Hitler was talking to whales.
CLIVE:
Well, that doesn't make them more intelligent 'cause, er, Hitler lost, didn't he?

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I don't like dolphins either, they think they're hot shit cause they can ballance balls of their head and do stupid little tricks, people run around saying how smart they are, if they're so smart why do they get killed by plastic bags, dosent sound very fucking smart to me, stupid little faggots, they're known to molest people, and they're the fucking attention whore of the animal Kingdom , if it was legal I'd personally drive to seaworld myself and kick they're ass, fuck dolphins man, how do people actually like the stupid sons of bitches

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they get killed by plastic bags because they don't have any arms to pull them out of their throats.

also a plastic bag underwater is almost invisible.

> how do people actually like the stupid sons of bitches

this guy.

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no. owning a horse consists mainly of handing large amounts of money over to stables and vets. very little actual fucking goes on.

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What do they do to contribute to society, I mean dogs are man's best friend, horses were our first kind of transport, cows provide meat and milk, all "real" mammals contribute, but dolphins do fuck all

.. is that... Zeus and Leda?

dogs are opportunists. they only hang out with people because they sometimes get scraps. horses don't have a choice in the matter; they're slaves. cows don't "provide" meat and milk - the meat and milk is TAKEN from them. do you think cows wander into the slaugherhouse thinking "that human looks hungry, i'd better DIE so they can be fed"?

why should dolphins contribute to human society anyway? what's in it for them? the only thing they might want from us is to have the japanese stop catching them with gill-nets, fucking them in the blowholes and then killing and eating them.

it's called Tokubetsuna tare, or 'special sauce'.

nigga this thread is disguting

hmmm, maybe

honestly i'm not even sure why you're trying...

but you read all of it, didn't you?

you can not begin to imagine how bored i am right now.

Underrated post

"Fucking them in the blowholes"
Fuck me, my sides
Please tell me someone's drawn a picture of this, I'm crying xD

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I bet you at least have a semi.

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This 2 mb image size is fucking annoying.

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Maybe the Japanese have a point, fuck those fishy little faggots, the fact they're mammals like you and me makes me sick, I genuinely hate them, hope they go extinct themselves fucking losers

yeah, when did it happen?

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Not on Cred Forums much so I have no clue, restricting image size on an imageboard is fucking stupid

i'm looking - e621.net/post?tags=dolphin

horse cock is best cock.

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i can only suppose from this that you approached the dolphin, who laughed at your tiny cock and swam off to do it with an orca.

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youtu.be/mCGXolAc_rg?t=898

it might have been to cut down on the number of webms being posted, or maybe An Hiro is running short of cash to pay for the bandwidth this month.

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No I'm just sick of fact I can't sleep at night anymore cause I lie awake wondering why the fuck they exist, what is the point of them, why do people like them, what is their purpose, why do majestic animals like the dodo go extinct while dolphins knock about molesting people and choking on bags without a care in the world, God clearly dosent exist because he wouldn't let an injustice like this happen

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I refuse to believe the made that song without laughing

Would you hatefuck a dolphin?

Moar real horse diqs

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But that's a human cock.

ban inc.

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It's legal somewhere in the world.

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Hell no, what I'd do is beat it's ass and tell it to grow a pair of balls and do something that's worthy of our care, it's essentialy the welfare abuser of the ocean, I work my ass off to provide for my family, I'm a patriot, yet to think these stupid bastards are essentialy being protected for doing fuck all but being a bald fishy water rapists ticks me off

What other cock would I put in a mare?
Its the only one I have.

the porn is also legal in every US state but Oregon, don't know why mods delete it and ban people.

Happens to me several times a day.
I don't really care.

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So who actually does this?
If you don't why do you look at it?

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Feral bigfoots travel around the woods searching for doe's and when they finally find one... one of them holds their head down while the other rapes it

Because horses are expensive
I would if I could

But they aren't really.
Care and feeding of one horse isn't much different from a dog.

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I suppose, maybe I should look into it

Image limit, I have to go to bed anyway, have a goodnight anons

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i can't tell if your joking or not, I mean I know people can hate animals, but you really HATE dolphins, I don't get how you could hate an entire species of animal, I dislike cats but I'd never go on a rant about how I hate the whole species and start pointing out their "flaws"
Your either a really good troll
Or some kind of madman

I assure you I'm neither, I just don't think they're very nice animals

get a fucking fleshlight

But nothing beats the real thing!

Why would I do that when I have real, live mares that enjoy sex as much as I do?
They like having sex. I like having sex. We like having sex together.

Best post in this thread bar fucking none.

Ten points to the person that can explain why this, out of the entire thread, is the only thing I'm actually into.

No idea.
Most animals are really bad at anything like a bj. The exception would be a Calf. They are really good at it.
But in general animal mouth structure isn't designed property to work well for that.
And they lack intent.

I don't mean the act itself - I'm separating the fantasy from the "reality" here completely. I just mean - what about this image is attractive to me? This is definitely not my bag overall, but that one is doin' it.

Oh, I don't know then.
I don't get into the pictures much.
I'm one of them that actually does this.

Trips means he's telling the truth.

Horses only?

But how does it feel?

Pages open to 9GAG, /mlp, and male feminism. .. kys faggot

Because you think the mouth would be a warm, soft, wet thing that would suck on your dick while its tongue was slurping around it, adding to the sensation of doing something very forbidden yet strangely hot.


TL;DR, you might think that ramming your dick into the soft throat of an anthromorphic deer would feel nice

It's a meme, calm down friendo.

Mostly mares and bitches, but there have been others.

is "Not getting it" part of the meme at this point, or are people actually this fucking stupid in *every* thread it's posted in?

Bitches seems more appealing than mares. I'm not sure that I'm interested in fucking anything that can kill me on accident.

I would do it for free

where the fuck did you find this?

Lol so you wouldn't fuck anything then?

Man, a horse can like, accidentally push back too hard and kill you. A dog has to use *effort* to kill a person.

A whole while ago some user posted this one comic about a girl having sex with the dog of her uncle or sonething like that idk. maybe one of you kind people whi has it could dhar it again

Not him, but I have the eel video and the octopus video.

Dog could knock you of balance and you fall back, hit your head on a corner. Boom dead. Lol

I think I like both equally well.
I have problems with being too large for bitches.
I think that's a common problem. Even large breed dogs really are too small to comfortably take a cock.
It's not fun when they are so tight that when you cum you can't actually cum.

Mares however are great because you can do really pound them and enjoy yourself.
And yes they enjoy it too.

slow clap

Anyone into calf sucking cock?

I've done it, feels amazing.

Not much of a story teller.
It's wet, good tongue action and suction.
Be careful though, they can get frustrated if their sucking isn't getting them any milk and head but you.
I believe calves are about the only animal they can really get a guy off by sucking your cock.

In their mouth yes.

I'm curious as to why I always get that question.
Not just about calves, but about sex with any animal.
People always ask if I cum inside them.
Why would I not cum in them?
Is there a reason people always question that?

Probably more of an inquisitive thing considering its such a taboo topic.
Also maybe fuelling a fantasy in their head idk

Well, I feel the same way about when I'm fucking a girl, or getting a bj.
If course I'm going to cum inside her.

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post links i want to download full folders of this yummy stuff

Why not make a new thread?