Midday Celeb thread - Tell the boss you have an important meeting with Victoria

Midday Celeb thread - Tell the boss you have an important meeting with Victoria

Shirley Manson is here to make you cum.

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I like emma better but VJ is pretty hot

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Vicki J is talentless... needs to be somebody's trophy bride. Can't act, can't sing.

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She was ok in the 90s

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The trips don't lie.

Emma makes my heart flutter.

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>No emma jerkoff buddy

Emma makes my cock hard

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I guess, anything more revealing?

Same user

hii :3

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My M-Mistress Victoria Justice i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in the w-world... I-I m-must k-keep a c-constant g-guard on her whenever w-we g-go out f-for there are m-many m-men who w-want h-her and w-will d-do anything t-to have h-her...

Avril is legit hot as bell, I admit it

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avril is a genetic freak who looks like she belongs in a horror movie. also no talent.

Hell yes she is.

bugger off m8

It's not gay to wanna suck some cock while looking at emma right?

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idk but im waiting

I would fuck her in a heartbeat no doubt, but ultimately I am obsessed with emma

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Wh-Why j-just the o-other d-day I-I s-saw a m-man "accidentally" f-fall into h-her b-boobs wh-while w-we w-were at a-a store... I-It t-took us several m-minutes t-to extradite h-his g-groping and f-feeling hands from h-her b-body... I-I was quite embarrassed...

i'd bugger myself before i buggered that stupid whore

Can i gag on your cock please user?

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Yes it is, you should not do that

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maybe, are you good at it?

You are rekindling an old obsession I had with her. She has drained so much cum from me over the years

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she has horns coming out of her nose

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When are the new cloud hacks coming out??!?

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One d-day when w-we g-got h-home I-I d-did an ass-check o-on h-her and f-found 2 d-different s-sized men's weddings r-rings s-somehow stuck up i-in there... I-I c-can only g-guess where that h-happened as w-we h-had stopped a-at several pl-places... Th-These m-men should b-be ashamed o-of themselves, f-fingering a-a p-poor innocent g-gentle creature l-like m-my Baby-Boo...

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I bet you would. Real fag style.

Yeah, can't count the gallons i've spent on her.

Wh-Why she d-didn't m-mention anything t-to m-me while th-this w-was happening i-is beyond me...

We need to post more hotties at a quicker rate

I can post emma or Bella in significant qualities you pick

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I've been late getting places because I had to jerk to her

That's a fucking great pic, I loved f freckles

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me too.

FNEEEEH IM AVRIL I LOOK LIKE A FERENGI

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the looongest hips... i call dude

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that's her latest pic on twitter. promoting some t-shirt idk she can save the whole world by just making a sex tape haha

I-I try m-my best t-to stop the en-endless s-supply o-of m-men groping h-her ass, b-boobs and innards b-but I-I'm t-too m-much of a scaredy-cat t-to do anything about i-it...

what the heck happened to her cute face?!

Mmm. Been there done that.

You call dude on Avril lavigne?

She's just helping out JK rowling with the shirt thing.

w-why d-do y-you t-type l-like t-this ?-?

even worse than her average at best ferengi face, she's incredibly stupid. stupid is never sexy.

A-A beta-man c-can only d-do so much wh-when a m-mighty alpha d-decides h-he w-wants something...

That's on account of him being a hatefag.

I ran out of Avril pics, but I will finish to her now

Zero fucks given about your opinion. U mad, bro?

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I am so tired of this 2MB limit shit.

nah bruh, just pointing out the obvious

Nothing she is still hot as fuck

I-I g-generally t-try a strategy of appeasement and th-this h-helps k-keep m-me fr-from many a-a broken b-bone and f-face punch...

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Thankee sai, next time wait for someone who gives a fuck.

I want Avril to fuck Hayley Williams

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I'd buy that for a dollar!

Give a good face shot to cum on, or maybe her tight belly

haha, nerd.
from her urban dictionary entry:

A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."
Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home."

Great job Avril, great job.

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Avril tribute?

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w-whatever f-floats y-your b-boat h-haha

I-It's n-not easy f-for a Beta t-to possess a-a w-world class celeb beauty w-without being tr-trampled b-by almost every corner-man eager t-to gr-grind their hands all over h-her gorgeous b-body...

As if i gave half a squirt of piss for her "talent".

offer her a rose and call her m'lady. i'm sure she'll melt.

Also, referencing urban dictionary puts you on a completely different level of pathetic.

Shit that pic certainly does it cute facial expression and tight fucking belly. I'm done

Projecting much, fedora lord? I don't give a shit if she dies tomorrow, all i care about is her sating my lusts in whatever shallow fuckin' fashion is most suitable. In this case, staring at her and gettin' a nut.

I-I see them eagle e-eye h-her wherever w-we g-go out... They l-look at m-me l-like I-I'm a-a worm they're eager t-to squish s-so they c-can h-have h-her all t-t-to themselves...

suuuure it does. probably just as pathetic as wanking to celebrities who wouldn't even see you if you were standing right in front of them. drink some dew and come back with a better one.

Lewd Emma

Never said it wasn't pathetic. I don't care if they'd walk over me, fuck do i give a shit? Get my nut and move on. Also, you're also in a celeb thread. So...yeah.

because there's always some numbnutz posting ferengi lavigne and it's very fun and erotic to tease them until i can nut from your impotent rage. i mean it's interchangeable with any celeb you mouth breathers are into but avril fans seem to be the most mentally unstable.

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I-I am m-most w-wary o-of those f-fellows who approach u-us w-with a two-fingered c-cocked hand... T-That usually m-means q-quite a-a d-deep probe i-is about t-to take place... I-I am helpless and c-can only w-watch a-as those m-men g-go to town on her and dr-dress it up as a "Thailand Handshake," explaining t-to her shocked face i-it's the latest craze and n-nothing t-to be alarmed at...

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oh fuck !! moar of this

What's funny is you think i'm mad. Enjoy your lame power trip. bahahahahaha

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I wonder if she rode anyone at Glastonbury

Hey Taylor :)

well she did have a bf at the time.

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Imagine seeing Emma fucking in a dirty tent

dude i finished as soon as you called me pathetic. you can front all you want but we both know the truth now don't we? it's our sexy lil secret. so sshhhh

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Unlikely. Shes a classy lady.

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Emm needs to get off at festivals too

Hi

>50 years
>still very hot
thanks user for this

you cum for her?

hey

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emma just needs to be taken on a QT date.

Uh oh, we can see up your skirt

Remember?

Gets me diamonds dose maisy

Imagine holding hands with Em.

Imagine Emma whispering dirty things in your ear out in public

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Would be quite fun.

Yummy legs

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need cum in my face.

Or giving you a handy while you watch Perks.

Girls can't do that Tay...

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please don't ugly people, thanks !

I'd ask her if she still has this outfit.

For what purpose ?

>these motherfuckers nowadays can't tell between celeb threads an waifu threads.

Y'all into waifuism and it's gross.

Don't even post them naked, it's fucking sad.

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please kys

Oh baby

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Will you dress up as Taylor for it?

To improve the experience.

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I mean, you could fit your hand in her top near her shoulders while she goes to work

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I don't know how much longer I can handle emma not being in my life user.

Need the matrix, or the real thing.

yes sir

Show me what cute outfit you want

Does the feeling go away when you cum or does it get worse?

Exactly we gotta see outfits we can choose from

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Are you literally Maisie?

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Love fishnets

me too. her legs are so beautiful

Need them on my shoulders

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Such a MILF

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Love never goes away user.

suck on that clit user

Kinky user

You should stop masturbating to her for good

is emma's slut here?

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really bury your face in there

Are you still here??

I never do during threads.

But I can't not think about em.

Never delivers i waited too

I mean it, stop masturbating to her completely

You should cum to her hairy pussy user.

Why?

Other girls would be cheating.

I need to eat it.

Don't disrespect your waifu like that

I like to edge on cam while bros feed me pics of celebs.

I have a setup that shows me on one side of the cam window, and whatever celebrity pics they send on the other side.

Sometimes they roleplay as her, sometimes we just chat about her, but it always ends with me spraying a gigantic load all over the place for these goddesses.

post link u fukin faggot

its not disrespect. Its love.

And most of what I want to do is hugs and kisses and dates and doing QT things together.

Hi guys, Emma Watson here. I'm not sure how i feel about all the lewd comments about me, but I appreciate that you are all fans, at least!

That's what you masturbate to?

Post breasts?

who???

/thread

r/jobuds in the meetup thread

Who did you roleplay with last?

Why do you have to remind me i cant get her

Em I just want a date, nothing lewd.
That's what I think about most.

Maybe you can. Her current BF isn't very special. Or her bf before matt.

Someone roleplayed as Voctoria Justice a couple days ago while sending me pics of her and I shot nine ropes into the cam.

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What did Vicky do for you?

>When emma sees this thread.

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trips!

Makes me so hard.

She admired my thick cock and told me all the things she wanted to do to it, and told me all the things she wanted me to do to her.

She also made me taste my pre, and I won't get into what she made me do with my load. She's a very kinky girl behind that innocent veneer.

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Oh, you swallowed all that cum cause she told you to?

That's between me and her ;)

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Do you like Taylor?

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Of course, she's a goddess, and she deserves a cock like mine.

How many inch?

Hot. She is Cred Forums trap queen forever.