Waifu claiming thread

Help you drink*

my bad, didn't notice the meaning when I was writing.

That's sad to hear. I won't pry into a soft spot .

Will you show us?

Hello there!

Megumin claimed

The Season is Real

Apparently there's a third Vietnamese guy here. Shinoa if I'm correct

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The Re:Zero ending though

Well, if you like it, than do as you please...
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I think I'll get off now, this coffee isn't helping my case.
Have a good day and see ya later.

You seem to like Kyouko in bkub's art a lot.

Plese Mami

Don't judge people for what they like

Is not nice

Why are there so many viets on Cred Forums

I'll keep that in mind going into the future.

t r i g g e r e d

There's probably twice as many Texans.

It matters not, it must always be 7!

Not even a soft spot. I'm better off without em. Still don't want another though. Not worth it.

I might show individuals, but I won't post it in the thread.

Alright, later Mami.

Good. Plus, I think we've talked once before.

7>dubs
7>trips
7>quads

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check them

EHEHEHEEH

Claiming Seaport Princess.
Hey Shinoabro.

I'll keep that in mind.

>Mami

I hope you have some place for me, aswell~

How is nonon seasonal?

Exactly!

Fucking hell Syndra.

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Nice waifu

10/10 waifu
Would fug again

Thank you.
Quite the lucky one, are you?

Damn it. It was me who rolled because I was thinking about those 7nvs.

No.

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I have no idea who you are....Oh well. Later or whatever.

>Mami

>posts chen
>I have no Idea who you here

You're such a lovely fellow, Mami.

From the ambassador of honk?
I don't know about that.

You don't come here as often as you used to do.

Yeah, but this is a burger site.

I'm excited for the results

7s are the blessed number!

A-Are you?

Eh, I dunno. Looking at it objectively, a girlfriend offers nothing I can't get elsewhere.

Yes, I wish there was more.

Yeah, even I noticed that. I don't really have a clue why I don't visit /waifu/ as often as before.

Hmm.
You know better than anyone, though.

Same, is great and funny.

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Chekt

clamin

Of course I am.

Well, anything is fine I guess. As long as it brings you happiness.

thanks for the check

But why though?!

Besides, with a girl there's a chance I won't become a wizard! I can't take that risk!

You're not Syndra!
>hello Chen
I'm an apprentice wizard, I look forward to learning my first set of spells

I posted the pic.
You should get namesync

Or read filenames.

You didn't even post with NS

This so much.

Syndra has his pictures named.

Mornin'
>Eru Claim

You be when I get to you :^)

Ayyyy Gun!

Hey Starlight Drifter ^^
How goes it?

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lol

I'm on my phone, sorry
>twice in two days
Huh?

Pretty good. You missed some hella Wew pictures of IRL me earlier. Waiting to get off work now though.
Sleep well?

If you've been with a woman before, you've sullied yourself and therefore not eligible to become a wizard.

Because I want anything that makes my day a little more interesting.

Wew ^^
I slept pretty well, eventually my cat forced me to wake up because "FEED ME YA BASTARD." or that's how I translate the "MEOOOOOW."

Alas, sucker for you, I've kept my v-Card intact!

Interesting, huh?
>Wanna go for a ride?

I translate that more as a "LET ME OUTSIDE YA FUCKIN CUNT" or maybe that's just my cat...

My cat doesn't like going outside, she's a lazy little shit, so its either food or "LOVE ME."

>Love me
Said my cat only when it's SUPER inconvenient. As in "NO YA BASTARD IM TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP" kind of inconvenient.

Kek.
>Mfw getting ready in the morning
>Cat laying on my shoes
>"Pet me you fuck."

>Pet the Eru
I would.
Lucky for me, my shoes are steel toed boots. That cat wanted NOTHING to do with them.

Hello

>I'd pet me, I'd pet me so hard.
My shoes are pretty comfy converse, but she doesn't like laying on them anymore because they have zippers on the side.
>They're unbelievably convenient with those zippers.

Aah. Then you can become a wizard. BUT NOT FULL FLEDGED, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH FEMALES!

Pssssh, nothin personnel. But you can't go sanic fast.

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I could see you liking pets. You seem like that kinda person.
I wish I had the kind with zippers. They'd be so nice, but not for bike riding.

Well, technically they were both MtF trans, and it was only online. Does that even count?

GET IN MY CAR AND I BET YOU $20 YOULL BE TELLING ME TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC!

Guten Morgen! I hope everyone slept well!

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640px-fake_Kyouko.jpg

I like having pets, I've got a dog that's very clingy in the morning, he always whines and jumps on my leg, its cute.
Meanwhile: I'm fully awake now.
>Boot up SC3
>Casually fighting bot
>Lose to round 1 bot cause tired
>Go in hard.
>Poor fuck can't even hit me with that big ass sword of his.
Its a great way to start the morning.

That just made you a lot more interesting. But too bad, I'm falling asleep when I shouldn't be. I'll just skip lecture and ask the notes from a friend.

Well, I gotta bounce, got class n shiet. later ^^

How is everyone this morning?

How are you, slutty maid?

I miss my doge. I should go visit her today if I can. She's the most lovable doge ever!

My morning generally consist of intense heat, humidity, and awkward boners. So it sounds much better than mine!

Huh? It did?!
>RIP Nonon.

Later Gun!

Just got off of work, so I'm doing decent enough. You?

Playing League and making pancakes, you?

Not bad, just woke up. Feeling pretty good because I woke up naturally without an alarm for the first time in forever

Playing some Divinity Original Sin with my friend, other than that just waiting for classes to start today

>DLing a series
>episode 2-6 finish before episode 1

ℱ𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓦𝓣ℱ

Pancakes

Pancakes

Waffles are good too

I like waffles more, I will admit.
>but I will take Apple pie anyday

>apple pie for breakfast

Nigga, that leads straight to diabetes.

nigga

I have diabetes already

I rest my case.

At least I workout regularly

Homura™ !IDFC4LifeI 09/29/16(Thu)14:37:22
I'm fine oniichan
how are you?

Sachu

Diabetes don't give a fuck!

Diabetes will come for your feet in the night, chop them off, and leave you stranded begging for welfare and a snickers bar. BUT YOU WON'T GET EITHER!

dude don't talk like that
vigil has diabeetes

morning

I seriously could not give less of a fuck.

Does anybody have a picture of that 3-panel meme where there's a bunch of dudes standing around, then 2nd panel someone has flopped in and says a thing, and then third panel they all start fighting?

Rude.

Best type moon claimed.

I'm loving this opening
youtube.com/watch?v=M4uCRncR3_w

Good morning! Sleep well?

I worked in a pharmacy, fam. People with diabetes get no sympathy from me. They either ate them self into the disease or were born with it and have been dealing with it all their lives. I don't feel bad for people with mental diseases, or people who drugged themselves into a coma.

I don't feel bad for people who have diabetes.

Well, fuck me. Guess I'm not getting home soon.

>Suika claim

Actually I did. How are you? And who are you cutie?

>fuck me.
ok.

Get in line, winghead.

Good morning Akame
Lewd

Sounds nicer than my morning. Because my cars stereo is out again. Outright the head unit itself. Thought there was a fuse to stop that shit from happening.

It's Shiki.

What happened Booki?

Early morning lewd roll

Glad to hear it! I'm Illyasviel, only been around a couple of days

Makoto!
The short version is there was a very tight-fitting plan to get me back home from this deployment on time. Something happened and blew it all apart. We're back to "find the edge pieces" level of puzzle solving.

Tomoko you stop that right now.

Not even Syndra gets them, I wouldn't relinquish them for something as paltry as trips

YOU are not Illya. You're waifu is Illya. This is why people confuse us for Avatarfags.

Just fishing for (You)s fam.

Prude

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Oh also I'm doing very well, thank you!

That's fair enough, I didn't know how to answer other than who I was posting. Sorry

But people call me Chen.
Not "the guy who claims chen"

Wow, how the fuck? That sucks hardcore man. But hey, more time in nipland at least?

Yup. I don't even have a lewd so it's a pointless endeavor to try and get them from me
Hello Chen who claims Chen

post lewds

glad to see, you're doing well. welcome aboard
morning!

Hello user who claims Alice

So wait, you flipped your sleep time for no reason now?

>fuck me
>robot
She's a cylon!

Why can't everyone have moral standards like Alice and me?

Don't worry. No judgment here should be taken seriously.

Well, it's the Koreans' fault. Unfortunately, I'm stuck up in Aomori province, where there's fuckall to do.

You have a, uh, some food or something on you.

It would be pretty narcissistic if you were your own waifu.

But you don't claim to BE Chen.

It will happen. You just aren't jaded yet.

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nice feet

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Go drifting in a tank or something! Show naughty Korea who's better on the togue!

How are you doing today
Come on, at least I called you Chen and not user!
No idea, I can understand the temptation though
>aren't jaded yet
Nice try friend

Okay ALICE who claims Alice

I want to headpat the Chen

I am a patient man.

>here
I'm alright. How are you?

Well, it's more that the Koreans don't want to split up their formation when they cross the Pacific, so all of the pieces have to go, and if one breaks ... we wait. They're pretty mediocre pilots, so it's better that way (though they do have cool all-black painted F-15Ks).

C-can I have headpats?

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There isn't enough patience in the world for this my friend
Working my way home. I really want to eat something
I will give the Suika headpats

>I need to make a [you] of this

>piercing your pet's ears

Fucking Gypsies.

It's nice to be treated nicely.

Okay. I'm hungry.

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I don't know
Chesire cat from Alice Madness returns looks quite nice with ears pirced

Yes.
I guess

>Black F15Ks
That's actually pretty damn cool! Get a picture of you can!

Gypsies man. Fucking Gypsies.

Miho claimed

That makes me wet

Holy hell that's cute
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Yeah.
Fuck Gypsies

Thank you! I've been enjoying it thus far.
Not taking it too seriously, he does have a point though
Can I be my own husbando though?

>Called Suika cute
I'm really being treated well today!

Of course headpats are returned!

Except gypsies like Chen. Chen is no good unless their handler is around.

I don't have any pictures of the Kimchi drivers, sorry! I've mostly dealt with them at night when I was living in Japan.

That would be roleplaying

Gypsies have never done anything good.

That is still a little weird.

Alright, I'll catch you sluts later. Gonna go be a normalfag for a while and help a friend move.

How is she not cute?

Bye.

I ain't a gypsy

ooh what's on the menu?
It's ok I always carry food around
It's a fun place. Always someone to cheer you up (twice as many bullies though)

Who?

That's the Chen I know!

She is, of course. Most people just don't mention it.

Helping other people is good! Make them buy you beer, though.

Nvm, I know now

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Of course. The universal charge for a friend helping you move is Beer and Pizza.

Alright. Out for real this time.

Later Chen.

bitch

Yuuka!

Probably nothing, we'll see when I get there. Probably end up doing it liker every day though
People don't seem to throw the word around much these days. Except some small groups
Yu-u-ko!

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