HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

lmao i've got this on my comp

I don't need to. Talk about a fucking curse. Poor man

By not thinking about peoples dicks and getting your own girlfriend who'll adore your dick.

Easy, I'm much better looking than her.

I don't.

Chances are I will never even meet this girl. And if I do, we probably won't even be into each other.

So, I'm not affected at all by this.

This

>tfw I have the same penis
>mfw I cum in less than 5 seconds
How do they just not cum?

Put your dick away, faggot.

got sauce?

That dick is so fucking fake.

if he was that much of a pimp because of his cock size then he wouldn't need to bang Thai whores.

By that you mean you're a fat basement dwelling faggot who would never have a chance even if you were into her. fuck off

sauce??

Tits or GTFO

Get there first, or get there last.

By not being white and by default shit

stattlicher Lörres.

Don't need to. Wife wouldn't allow that near her. She prefers girth over length. 1-0 to me.

>not impregnating her
Cuck

Amen

BBC master race

>Not even 50% fits in
I know, visual stimulants and all but come the fuck on.

She loves him

Personality coupled with sexual skill and money. /thread

I don't, because dick isn't everything, you virginfag

Girls don't like big dicks. This is a myth invented to sell more penis enlargers in Sweden

Why is OP always so obsessed with dicks?

Op is a faggot no sauce for the bitch getting railed come on Cred Forums Sauce!

Sucking better than her. As a man i know how we like it. No homo.

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you don't have to, he has is dumb asian slut and is out of the running

>HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

I've shot a fair amount of amateur porn. Women seem to like talking about and looking at big dicks. But if you judge their pleasure based on their moaning/screaming, small to normal sized dicks seem to be more effective.

I can compete with that. Mine might be micro, and it might be soft, but I have $Billions, which chicks like.

Timestamp that shit bitch

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what the fuck are those?

you don't. you bend over and take it balls deep like a good fag

True but then they'll cuck you

I do all right.

What kind of competition ever possible to appear between me and the guys with large cock?

Implying women would even look at you if you have no looks, no attractive body and no career.
Only people who are obsessed with porn would give a fuck about this crap. Get out from this board edgy wannabe minor.

Halt die Fresse mit deiner Jodel-Scheiße.

Femanon here. You're a condescending jerk, we don't like those. Enjoy life being cucked!

Easy, I find my own broad.

Tits or GTFO

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cheers fam

Warum so mad?

what site?

>No user, I AM the nipple

As the owner of a jumbo dick I can tell you it is way over rated.

1) you have to alway be careful when thrusting. Can NEVER just go balls deep.

2) old fag now, and it gets very hard to fill the whole thing with blood when you get older.

3) sometimes you can't get it in at all.

4) anal less popular. I'm not a fag tho, so no bigs.

5) blowjobs very toothy as humans cannot dislocate their jaws like snakes.

So all you faggots with normal size dick should be thankful. I'd give you three of my inche in a heartbeat if I could.

Oh user...

Am 6" and thus is what i always thought. "how can people with dick bigger than this rightly fuck hard?" unless guys exclusively fuck cave-pussy hoes, 6"is just the right length.

by picking an even better angle.

you don't retard. Its not like when you meet people and start bonding you have your dick out at full mast. get more secure faggot

sureley too big?

Anyone looking for sauce should look up Dariej. Thats her and her bf, multiple vids. Ur welcome negroids

girth?

Im sitting at 8' and for most its actually not a problem but some do need to be "worked in" so to speak which can kind of suck when you just wanna drive it deep. You would be supprised how adaptable pussies are

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I dunno man 8 is quite a bit. I'm only 6.5 but it's super girthy and I have had a hell of a time with women. Most need like minutes to fit it in without pain and going balls out is rare. My wife has a hard time with it too.

she doesent seem to be having a bad time you cuck

Big dicks always win!

how big are you?

>tfw at least yours is big

No it's really not.

What's her name again?
>inb4 rek it Ralph
Used to love her

The key is to breathe in a steady rythm. I'm not even kidding.

Kissless virgin here
My dick is 7" if you straighten it out, but it's curved slightly downwards so It looks like 6.5". Any benefits to having a downward curve?

This is true.

WITH having a BRAIN

just 7, but saying It's too big is just stupid, I'm also a pencil dick

do go on
if her vagina curves down you will do well.

>le tiny wee wee rage
>le

I think i fucked that chick.

bull shit

*snort*

How often do you hear Cred Forumstards saying "I think i fucked that chick"? Does that sound like a canned response to you?

source or name ????

TITS or GTFO

that's gotta hurt as fuck
poor girl
wouldn't want to be fucked like that
the pain is probably comparable to kick in the balls

It really is.

It's really not and you would know that if you didn't have a microdick

>Femanon here
>no tits+timestamp
Opinion discarded

She doesn't really look satisfied or to be enjoying herself particularly.

Vaginas don't hollow out like caves near the cervix.

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