There are multiple critical injuries, heavy structural damage to terminal after train crash in Hoboken, NJ

>CTR

as a FL resident, don't lump us in with the northern beach fags, please

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Go smoke meth in your burnt out swamp trailer, you fucking US slav.

reports are saying the train was yelling "allah akbhar" before crashing into the terminal

hahahha

This is what happens when you let government run things. the guy who was driving will probably be promoted.

Fuck New Jersey. That's what you get for living in that shithole. It should be walled off and have child molesters and hazardous waste deposited inside the walls.

This is why train control is doomed to fail. If everytone in that station was inside their own this could have been avoided. Don't let Hilary take your trains away.

Who the hell is that?

Hungry.

RUSSIA DID IT CONFIRMED OCTOBER SURPRISE 2 DAYS EARLY

So, basically new Jersey with a wall, then?

pretty funny

>FL resident
>calls other fags
Haven't you got a gay club to go get shot in?

As someone who was born in NJ but got the fuck out, please don't lump NJ with Florida.

Makes me think of the pasta about the girlfriend who died in a train explosion.

>So, basically new Jersey with a wall, then?
And the Clintons.

blame Russian

>Train malfunctions..... Obama's fault

right-wing logic

They are now saying someone possibly China or Russia hacked the computer system which controls these trains.

*** BREAKING ***

Please let it be Russia

Please let it be Russia

Please let it be Russia

Russia and Drumpf have a special relationship, and this will spell the absolute end for the donald.

faggot

Yeah probly a faggot Muslim

You... You can't really be this retarded, right?

As someone from south jersey. Don't lump us in with north jersey.

death toll at three, apparently

False flag, don't fall for this bullshit.

Horny

Agreed.

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um, check any news outlet you mong

Trump likely had the Russians do this by hacking the rail system central control center. He is hoping to blame this on Muslims, in order to help his polling, plus further fuel the 'hate all Muslims' meme.

>the media isn't controlled by the government

i feel disgusted
how do you even crash something that is as automated as a train without it being on purpose? trains are controlled by a shitload of factors and crashing one is retarded.

I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died....

that has nothing to do with reporting a train crash you tinfoil wearing shitcuck.
im the first to hate mainstream media but why would every news source lie about a train crash in order to gain posts on a 4 chan thread

hint: you're a retard

How hard is it to not drive a train into the waiting area? ffs.

Feel embarassed to live in this town (i'm 3 blocks away from that terminal)

also not just injuries, at least 3 dead so far

should i go down there?

although i will admit, at least something exciting is happening *here*... NYC is 10 minutes away, everything everybody does is in nyc.

>should i go down there?
send in our Cred Forums correspondent

Hell yeah bring some lotion so you can fap

Of course! take pics user

People die every day. Just another day on planet Earth.

Ok keep thread alive. Will post live pics.

I think he will!

So pretty much America, with a wall, like the wall Trump wants to build?

Geez your a fucking idiot.
Nothing can stump the Trump

I'm generally not an edgelord, but I give no fucks about this because it's New Jersey.

Which is odd because I have no specific reason to hate New Jersey, it's just like it's embedded in my DNA.

Cred Forums correspondent en route. Here is local hospital

> Geez your a fucking idiot.
> your

He was probably all coked up when he asked them to do this.

Typical.....

That's not in New Jersey.

Clearly that picture is from Australia.

non-Australian version

As someone from East Barnsley, don't put yer ferrets in someb'dy else's britches.

"And now we take you live with our Cred Forums senior correspondent, user, what is the scene like over there user?"

You were holding your phone upside down

Shits derailed worse than a spiderman post

Faggots can't wait to take the opportunity to suck Obama dick. haha

They set up a hotline for concerned family members can call the trauma center. I just called and asked for battletoads

Well shit I can't seem to get close

Tell them you're from Cred Forums and you have a multi pass

Hold up your phone, yell out "HOLY SHIT A CHARIZARD" and rush past the cops.

Fucking americans can't even drive a train

I'm already where the press is

I feel happy

Dude nothing can be aired unless the general content has been assessed. The Fcc is real.

No idea why it's flipping the pic. This is as close as press is getting right now

I loled.

Train Conductor was Nigel McGueness, a man from Belfast.
That shits got your world fliped straight upside down

Honestly couldn't care less.
>no titties
>no ass
>not my problem

Looking forward to pics of smashed pulled-porks.

>not getting memes or jokes

wait no that is actually very regressive left of you

show them this

Worse. You let some fucking Irish drive your trains because you're not able to do it

Trump was right.

THIRD WORLD INFRASTRUCTURE
H
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I'm already in with press. Only emergency crews can get closer

Mexicans should build a wall to keep out americans

Mr. Corrector. He's a wonderful meme guy used to correct people when they make silly mistakes, you silly willy

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Kewl send moar pics

Get on the news and say you were outside the station when it happened

"All I know I'm sittin down listening to my will smith cd, and suddenly I hear a bang and people everywhere"

crash is the fault of this sign...

Its happening, obama knows hillary cant win. He is using this train incident to proclaim martial law, so we can be stuck with obama forever.

stop trying to pass of pics from australia dumbass

At least no one was riding their bicycle when this happened... I hope.

Did it die in a train crash this morning?

Heh I could have. Reporters keep asking if I witnessed firsthand

nice investigation, you will be promoted

I feel cheated. Pauli D and Snooki are prolly still alive. Dipshit ass conductor.

Its my fault he left, sheltered him too much and he squealed he was pcked up an was on rout bach to New Guinea.

dat tinfoil hat

Say you have and blame Obama and Clinton. Also say that only Trump could have stopped this from happening. I dare you.

This guy could be the next dub checker...

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Nice quads

Let them know the driver was busy deleting Hillary's emails that they had on the train's email server. He was about to blow the whistle until he decided to suicide himself to death.

A train is no place for classified information.

did isis already claim this?

it's new jersey, who cares?

Do it, TripFag. Take picks and ask the clean up crew "are you gonna eat that?". Do it.

DO IT
>DO IT
DO OR ELSE FAGGOT.

Remember to say Trump could have stopped this.

Florida IS New Jersey, only with 50x more 1990s Dodge Durangos

I feel nothing.

as someone from california, i truthfully dont care what happens in these 3rd world states.

Press conf

>implying cali isnt 3rd world

o shit trips dont lie. look how happy he is. this nigga guilty

As someone from northern New York, I agree.

You people are the same fucking thing.

>full of mexicans
>not 3rd world

okay, pedro

LOOK HES EVEN GIVING A THUMBS UP.
HE KNOWS YOU ARE FROM Cred Forums, MUST BE Cred Forums BEHIND IT ALL

Lol no they don't.

nothing, really.
I live in the south, so this may as well have happened in india for all I care.

Sending prayers

And look how it ends up.

I'm a claims adjuster for NJ state. So I'll have fun denying all these bodily injury claims.

I wonder if we watch the press conf live we will catch a glimpse of our intrepid reporter

Thomas, what the hell you did now?!

Fuck NJ and everything in it.

Yes. Dressed like a Haji and stand there laughing at the wrecked yelling "I knew it would work!!!!"

VIP landed viachopper. In park, not even helped

Don't know who it was.. Looked federal

IT'S TRUMP

HE'S THERE TO SAVE US

Fucking lold

Possibly Chris Crusty mayonnaise, the kingpin of New Jersey.

I would have recognized him. They walked 2ftin front of me after getting off.
Anyway, press conference isn't til 1pm I'm bored. Going home to do drugs and fap.
Hoboken Cred Forumsro signing off

Good work, user

HOBOKEN!!!!!! TER TER BLOCKEN

>Going home to do drugs
>12:30 on Thursday afternoon.

Classic Jersey.

Thank you for the report correspondent user

IT WAS FORETOLD

Wtf

And what do you do on a thursday?

Kek way to embarrass yourself you utter fucking retard

you mean selfies with the injured

Relax, nobody rides trains in America. That being said, 1000 people named nobody was injured today after the conductor missed the turn into the station.

Fuck you, grandpa, when you shit your diaper, don't call me!

Get into the hospital

They do in certain parts of the northeast. hoboken terminal has thousands and thousands of rail commuters per day on just the 6 or so heavy rail lines, nevermind the subway (PATH) and ferry and bunch of bus lines at the same terminal

How the fuck are we gonna automate cars if Trains with conductors get into crashes