I just jerked off, pooped, peed and vomited all in one bathroom trip.
Ask me anything
I just jerked off, pooped, peed and vomited all in one bathroom trip.
Ask me anything
In what order?
gonna need the sauce on that asian
also pooped in toilet or like, scatfap?
Do you believe our consciousness is the result of a "soul", or it is merely electricity and chemicals in our brain?
Do you believe it passes when we die?
I do that every weekend when I get drunk as fuck.
Puked, pooped, peed, jerked off
I dont think he means that kinda trip user
Should I watch the last Cohen Brothers' film ?
No just had to poop. And idk I just googled thick Asians kek
I believe in souls. I have astral projected before
No. Watch Paul blart instead
Did that already.
He said "anything".
Then rewatch the full series of full house
>am lifting
should i strive to become bear mode big guy or chad the lean lady killer?
Always lean. If you get super buff you'll eventually stop working out and get super fat
thank you pukko user
bear mode for that stronk
how old will you be in 36 years, 328 days and 22 hours?
56 years and 328 days happy birthday to me
60 years old
there can only be one OP
I'm OP
Imposter, i am OP
If it was my birthday I wouldn't be so hungover and puking in the bathroom. That would be the day after. Nice try faggot
Also you aren't even old enough to drink
I drink the night before my birthday because i want to get older with a boost of self esteem. Checkmate fake OP
i have the oppertunity to fuck this chick, do i do it or nah
European being anything but murifat
Fuck yeah she's thick af
>20th birthday
>nothing better to do than browsing Cred Forums
I feel sad for you.
Happy bday anyways, user
We really need IDs back
Thanks man, just on my way to a party
God, now it's really sad
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>>Enjoy!
she is but she might have an std, still worth it? love her huge ass
She definitely has an std. Wear a condom
alright, thank you user
I've masturbate to Hillary Clinton too user
what might she have?
look at the face, I'm guessing everything
If it's shit that can't be cured/treated its not worth it
also moar
my life is already pretty shitty user, might aswell marry this chick
she's an escort but i got a shitton of pics saved, willing to dump
Did you imagine her pooping?
dump them
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Underrated
Is that a T-Rex?
hippo
I figured with all the hotel pics. I say pass. You may be screaming yolo but your dick will thank you later.
Her arms doesn't look long enough to wipe her own ass. Would recommend not to fuck her from behind.
as a jobless manchild, I got nothing to lose
besides to others she'\s an escort but her and i know each other for a while, like pre-friends y'know
hoenstly might push it for gf or atleast fwb
post nuds
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Do you feel empty inside?
moar
No. I jerked off to thick white girls
somewhat
op sorry for taking oveer your thread btw
Quite dehydrated, yeah
It's ok. Any pussy/asshole pics?
You stupid idiot. Your paying her, she'll chop her own fucking leg off if you pay her enough. Still, go for the ass man.
>buh buh
>I'm an Ass Man
>bah bah
nope, she hasnt asshole yet
Ask her for a sharpie in pooper pic
Yah, a woman that fucks for a living is going to want a jobless bum for a bf or fuckbuddy. Keep dreaming kiddo
one can dream...?
fuck
hail Caesar is bangin
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