I just jerked off, pooped, peed and vomited all in one bathroom trip

I just jerked off, pooped, peed and vomited all in one bathroom trip.

Ask me anything

In what order?

gonna need the sauce on that asian

also pooped in toilet or like, scatfap?

Do you believe our consciousness is the result of a "soul", or it is merely electricity and chemicals in our brain?

Do you believe it passes when we die?

I do that every weekend when I get drunk as fuck.

Puked, pooped, peed, jerked off

I dont think he means that kinda trip user

Should I watch the last Cohen Brothers' film ?

No just had to poop. And idk I just googled thick Asians kek

I believe in souls. I have astral projected before

No. Watch Paul blart instead

Did that already.

He said "anything".

Then rewatch the full series of full house

>am lifting
should i strive to become bear mode big guy or chad the lean lady killer?

Always lean. If you get super buff you'll eventually stop working out and get super fat

thank you pukko user

bear mode for that stronk

how old will you be in 36 years, 328 days and 22 hours?

56 years and 328 days happy birthday to me

60 years old

there can only be one OP

I'm OP

Imposter, i am OP

If it was my birthday I wouldn't be so hungover and puking in the bathroom. That would be the day after. Nice try faggot

Also you aren't even old enough to drink

I drink the night before my birthday because i want to get older with a boost of self esteem. Checkmate fake OP

i have the oppertunity to fuck this chick, do i do it or nah

European being anything but murifat

Fuck yeah she's thick af

>20th birthday
>nothing better to do than browsing Cred Forums
I feel sad for you.
Happy bday anyways, user

We really need IDs back

Thanks man, just on my way to a party

God, now it's really sad

New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>>Enjoy!

she is but she might have an std, still worth it? love her huge ass

She definitely has an std. Wear a condom

alright, thank you user

I've masturbate to Hillary Clinton too user

what might she have?

look at the face, I'm guessing everything

If it's shit that can't be cured/treated its not worth it
also moar

my life is already pretty shitty user, might aswell marry this chick

she's an escort but i got a shitton of pics saved, willing to dump

Did you imagine her pooping?

dump them

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Underrated

Is that a T-Rex?

hippo

I figured with all the hotel pics. I say pass. You may be screaming yolo but your dick will thank you later.

Her arms doesn't look long enough to wipe her own ass. Would recommend not to fuck her from behind.

as a jobless manchild, I got nothing to lose

besides to others she'\s an escort but her and i know each other for a while, like pre-friends y'know

hoenstly might push it for gf or atleast fwb

post nuds

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Do you feel empty inside?

moar

No. I jerked off to thick white girls

somewhat

op sorry for taking oveer your thread btw

Quite dehydrated, yeah

It's ok. Any pussy/asshole pics?

You stupid idiot. Your paying her, she'll chop her own fucking leg off if you pay her enough. Still, go for the ass man.
>buh buh
>I'm an Ass Man
>bah bah

nope, she hasnt asshole yet

Ask her for a sharpie in pooper pic

Yah, a woman that fucks for a living is going to want a jobless bum for a bf or fuckbuddy. Keep dreaming kiddo

one can dream...?

fuck

hail Caesar is bangin

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