How does Cred Forums feel about this

How does Cred Forums feel about this

"Killer clown " sightings reported across many states
Is this viral marketing for remake of it
Or recent release of "clown" on Netflix

>One stabbing already
>Numerous stalking charges
>Reports from children of strange men trying to lure them into the forest with money candy threats etc
>How long until kidnapping?

Is this the juggalos ?
Pedos?
Or real twisted fucks?

Also have you anons witnessed any of these "killer" clowns?
Have you been stalked yet ?

Should we start shooting these fuckers ?

Police from one county have already issued warning to anyone "clowning" that it will not be tolerated

Whats your opinion anons?

Self bump dump

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>Was at buddies house
>go out to toke because were fags
>see a clown on the street with a machete
>just stares at my friend and I
>runs away

I was like the fuck just happened and then I started seeing stories pop up every where. If a clown comes on my property they're getting a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire to the head.

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Can't be juggalos, there's no fanta and they Dont dress like clowns, they paint their face like clowns and dress like white trash. Also usually have Axe man tattoo

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It's just a prank bro
>Gets shot
That's what you get for being creepy in murica

Good thing I'm europoor
Good luck amerifats

Clown genocide
It's the only way

Think it's pedos?

Stage one infection has commenced
>It's only a matter of time anons

Probably just faggots trying to be scary. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them are from Cred Forums

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Just some impressionable kids wanting their 5 mins of fame, so they make shit up and news stations blow it out of proportion like usual.

>Law prohibiting persons 16 and older from wearing masks

This is fake right ?
Surely this can't be a real law holy fuck

#clownlivesmatter

Boy
Waiting for this

Saw one standing on the side of the road waving to people at like midnight
I should have shit his ass

>Should have shit his ass
Lost

Also
Satanic quads says we should shoot them

Never heard of auto correct going towards the naughty words instead of away
Nice satanic quads tho

We must shit their asses

>It's the only way anons

Ch-ch-ch-checked my clowny senpai

Noice

I really don't see what the problem with this is. If men can dress and act like women in public then what is wrong with me dressing like a clown in public.

Just accept it, join us and be one with our grossly incandescent splendor.

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Why did it happen so suddenly?

I identify as a killer clown and I find this thread clownist

Probably because fans of Stephen King found out about remake of it next year and tis the season for clowns

It wasn't sudden, the infection slowly gained footing. At first it was small enough for the government to keep contained, but now that the outbreak has reached a critical point things seem pretty bad out of nowhere.

Because that's how the infection works

This

>Should have shit his ass

Quads of kekle

Did you have to get screened at a fema camp too? I was there for about 2 weeks, we were so hungry and scared. I saw a little girl turn in her mothers arms.

I saw 2 of them walking down the road in the middle of the night towards these giant woods behind campus. I never ran so fucking fast away from something in my life.

Interest in this thread
I pack so I'd love to have a fucker stalk me

Still waiting for someone to shoot them

Exactly

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That'll be an easy lawsuit to win.

Judge: why'd you shoot it.

Shooter: he was dressed as a clown.

Fake and gay
Kys

Why don't they just kill everyone owning a clown costume?

"It"
Ok Mr.King

Wut

My thoughts exactly

>Lol thread is slowly kill. They're trying to shut you guys down.

Clowns have killed this thread
Good job user for trying to spread awareness at least
Board up your windows seems like you're the one they all think is crazy

Op here
I tried
Guess I'll have to start shooting these fuckers by myself
I tried to warn ya
Tootles fags
Thread is dead

nah deep web obviously we don't have unity anymore

Haven't seen one yet but hope I do I've been needing a reason to just hulk out on someone's ass

Yea I browse every day I even saw this thread last night and same shit

Op trying to make a point and fags just want to fap to traps
No unity
Cred Forums is kill just like this thread
Cudos to you OP I will be on the lookout for these guys I had no idea till last night this was a thing
PORTLAND , OR reporting in

That looks like Wrinkles, he's a professional spooky clown

Op from last night's thread
Vancouver , wa reporting
Sightings here but none personally
Good luck OP these faggos wouldn't listen to me either

>user on lookout

Why aren't you deflating your trouser snake yet user?

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any sightings in texas yet

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Dammit.... looks like i'm going to be raped by clowns.... again

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Don't worry i'll be gentle this time.

>She was a squirter
>No I mean she had a flower and squirted cold water at me

>Big Mac

Went from being mildly sexy in a weird sort of way, to entirely and unapologetically unsexy with the utterance of just one word.

So the amerifats are being stalked by clowns.
Excellent

Can't wait to see the news saying that clowns are being shot.

Jesus Christ. Americans are fucking disgusting

This is why they need to build a fence around the next Gathering of the Juggalos. Contain this plague.