PROVE YOU'RE AN OLDFAG

Was reading MostlyHetero short stories since 2004 when he actively posted on Cred Forums.

wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

>can I be in your cool club.

I managed to switch my ID heaven too. Its really not a hard thing to change once you figure out the settings page xD

sage'd

Row Row Fight the power?

candy ass newfriends

do you fucking roody-poos smell what the rock is cooking?

my vintage fingerbox

am i doing this right? i've been here all summer

I like feminine penis

too soon

ITTY BITTY BABY

Since 2005

Noku

I win.

I was recently informed of your affection for the water type Pokemon, Mudkip.

Holy keks that's gold

Faggot

fuck you

You can't, the old fags abandoned this place a long time ago. Like everything else on Cred Forums its a trap.

None of that is old you fucking newfriend.

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been here since when "trap" was still a warning

>Implying that I haven't been shitting up this board since 2001.

aol://2719:2-2-WaReZ

its a meme, you dip

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o god why

These shitty memes always get me for a reason

Was here with The Surgeon

>2001

is she epin Cred Forums?

deady mercury

>+-2009

>Old

i post shitty doge memes

Holy shit the most accurate thing i've read on Cred Forums in years.

so.... all summer then?

10print ``OP is a fag``
20goto10
run

The Game

Noku in the email address.

Newfags don't remember.

>Samegaffing ones own observation this hard

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I cant

Fuck you, lost...

only a samefag would acknowledge such faggotry

Salty milk.

my back is killing me

I have a one like that but I have one with two holes, it's pretty rare and a prized possession of mine. Do you know of any other wooden models I could try out? I'm just starting to get into wooden finger boxes that are hand made

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring banana phone

Consequences will never be the same.

>Someone is so very, very salty over long The Game.

I have been proving user is a dick since before he was born.

srsly youngfags, exersice your fucking back

Hurr durr I used to duckroll

Not true. Well, I left for awhile, but I came back hoping for funny shit.

I've been disappointed. These newfags wouldn't know funny if it tore their genitals off.

Lieutenants of The Horde: Master Saucer & Master Shooper

OP here
Holy fuck. Took so long for a person to know him.

Waha~

Got me. Hoisted by my own Picard.

Now don't you feel silly?

> xD
Lol!1!! Ikr smh tbh fam

Hello my future girlfriend.

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Nah

Called out twice over one post, my eternal shame.

Has no one noticed my post? Isn't that how you win this game? I say something that no one remembers but it was huge a long time ago? I guess I win Cred Forums.

Thanks for participating everyone

I get up to pee 3 times during the night.

>since 2001
15 years of life wasted doing the same immature shit on the asshole of the internet?
>dat life not worth living

everyone remembers that newfag fuck off

I herd u leik memes in ur memes.

CHARGE YOUR PHONE

Cred Forums became a breeding ground for edgy kids and trap loving closet faggots. All the oldfags moved on to bigger and better things.

>true oldfag detected

All hail Chinese Ebola-chan!

Cred Forums was created in 03, you newfriend.

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

JULAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What was the significance of it then niggerphile? No one called me on it either

Can anyone tell me what a newfag means? i've asked a bit but everyone just says 'fuck off newfag' or says that i'm 'bait'.

Lurk More, Fag

Common pepe

>Bigger and better things

>Started fucking around on less well known imageboards

>Bigger

>Better

Thanks me too 4 le kind gold le editor xD ?

It was a nice summer wasn't it

Wryyyy

finds the post you submitted instead of sending you to page 1 faggot

Monitoring

>2001

>Cred Forums founded in October 2003

>Taking the bait and running with it

master troll austin wigley

>assuming Cred Forums wasnt always like this
>not using emerald pointers
>assuming people who use Cred Forums are capable of bigger and better
>not kys
Kys newfag

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

sage

xd

>bait
>newfag fuck off

b has always been a breeding ground for fags.

i smelt what the rock was cooking.

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

fags like you mainly

Indeed.

How long have you even been around, idiot? Cred Forums at least has always been a place for trap loving closet faggots.

Been here for about 15 years. Started coming here when I was 13 when I got my first computer and, began exploring the internet as one of my primary hobbies. Cred Forums has been my homepage ever since I found it. However, I just started coming to Cred Forums within the past four or five years. I mostly just lurked /gif/, Cred Forums, and /n/.

I blame moot for a lot of my life.

I don't believe it.

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>15 years

Board started in 2004.

Lrn2math before lying, newfag.

>15 years

>Cred Forums founded on October 1st, 2003

555-come-on-now.

Kylie aka "vicky"

I know who WT really was.

Been around since the moot dayz.

None of these newfags know who moot was.

Where are you getting this?
It was started in 2003 as far as I'm aware. I could have been 14. Hard to say for sure. Either way, eat shit.

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I was here when we were solving cicada puzzles

>puddi puddi

Lel I had forgotten about this meme.

I'm an oldfag. Prove me wrong. Protip: you literally can't.

I was here when the rock was cooking.

Since 07, and the content has slowlt went downhill over the years, OC is basically nonexistent and everyone is obsessed with traps

i remember when the pool was open...good times, since then the cancer has only grown. i believe the waters to be clensing

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there is barely a trap thread with photos I haven't seen #oldfag

That's pretty unheard of, not alot of newfags know anything about Noku.

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It might be cliche to do so. But, I blame reddit.

On a side note, we really must come to the realization that an oldfag invented it as a Cred Forums offshoot when realizing moot's success with Cred Forums. We are to blame for our own demise. All the raids, wiki edits, and haxings got us too much media attention. And, thus began our unraveling.

Yo dawg we heard you like niggers, so we put a nigger in your nigger, then we put the nigger in your car and now it's gone.

mostly the raids...which is why we had the first rule which was no talking of Cred Forums during a raid and the 2nd rule which i can't remember because it's been so fucking long since a raid.

There are only two rules to fight club

you have to eat all the eggs

I have crippling depression

Rules one and two of the internet are:
1) you do not talk about Cred Forums
2) you do NOT talk about Cred Forums

ops is a faggot.

pic not related

No there's not

Fuck you. You are mean.

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I'm 12 years old, and what is this?

Can't shoop woop

All your base are belong to us

Pedobear

Desu

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

I heard you leik mudkipz

>Ami doing it right?

I hate when stupid newfags get the puddi shit from knowyourmeme and think they can trick oldfags jesus

Its okay. Dont let that meanie get to you m8

No cuz I'm in your mountins killin ur doodz

>how do i invaded habbo

Battletoads

Roody-poo

Firin ma lazor

Moot is OLEV.

It's like being back in 2007 all again.

Black people took over memes, technicaly this is a meme

You seem like a pretty cool guy, you fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

But you're no match for me, so go ahead and turn 360° and walk away

Zoz, got em fam!

Actual oldfag here

Lurk moar, newfag.

hackers on steroids. Laugh out loud.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

saw Cred Forums in 2009

Internet hate machine though?

when i was new to Cred Forums, i thought moot really was from mexico.

It's always ebaumsworld.

Can you please PM me how to hack ID to heaven? Thanks.

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I was there you know, I was there when pedofags flooded this board with CP and other shit. I was there when our Lord and savior Moot banished all the pedofucks away. I was there when it happened, all on Cred Forumsday.

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1 off from them quads though, RIP

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where were you on nov 3rd?

ZOMG TEH REI

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nice
but I have to ask, did you just have the notepad file ready to use it at any instance that you wanted to show off your faggotry level?

Remember when Cred Forums didn't have implying or reaction images?

Every other thread was a GET thread but it still feels like a completely different place looking back

when does the narwhal bacon

Midnight

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

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what are dubs?

That shit aint even old...

proove it fgt

lol wuts a fingurbaks XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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snacks is still alive tho

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I don't like going to his house. He's always serving salty milk.

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night at tsukihi manor (or something).

first time i clomped it to loli, I was convinced I was going to get v& fukk that was a horrible night

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

ЛȎƊПǬƁǓǯŭíɋțűǹšʼnЛȖƊПЍ

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youtu.be/f99PcP0aFNE

Dunno about you guys, but epiphany is upon me.

youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU

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PTKFGS

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Here you go

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

prepare for trouble!

Ugh
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

And take the rubber

make it double!

That was the day my room turned into a calculator.

Holocauster chick.

Jesse!

James!

>filename

holy shit chcked...

I love ebola chan

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youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA

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never furget

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2004 here.
youtube.com/watch?v=GNndX9qua1o

you... dont even know

youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=47s

The occupation of November.

Fate X and HaVoK

who is this semen demon?

in all seriousness, the shadow government is in full metal panic.

>inb4 implying

no one you would know.. newfag

MOAR!!

here's an even older one

I dont have a dumper anymore, just look up lolichan, theres a whole set out there somewhere... sfw too, nothing too lewd

Remember remember the 5th of November.

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Cred Forums is like when youhave a porn magazine, and you and your friends have fun by sharing it, but there is always that faggot who call on you and give the magazine to the teacher.

In that history you are the faggot who handle the magazine.

thats why we cant have nice things, thx for being a stupid autist.

HAY GUYZ, YLYL?

lots went to reddit.
hence the "back.to.reddit" hating era
notice how theres no more reddit hate threads

Pools closed

Step up, my Knee Grow

i have both versions

Cred Forums was Leftist long ago

Never FORGET!

I actually demand tits with timestamp from femanons and I hate r8 my dick and trap threads.

>FUCK YALL

lol u tk him 2 da bar|?

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BANNED

Come At Me

check em

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Toaster Steve

I remember /l/ is that old enough?

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he didnt an hero

Amberlamps

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

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Does anyone remember inspire me surgeon.

Come on, my nee gross, step up

DUN DUN

I remember when I used to consider if people came to Cred Forums before or after Boxxy happened as the milestone for distinguish whether someone was a oldfag or newfag, and thinking that that made me a new fag myself.

Heavens, look at the time!

>2006

Aww i love you too fag.

Mudkip

but if one would put it this way, PUD PUDDI , PUD PUDDIII,

I remembered the first time I saw boxxy on youtube. My dick grew 3 sizes that day!

youtube.com/watch?v=pbGXRvmrNyc

I can see that I have to go nuclear

been here before that boi, impress much?

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I came here just half a year before they decided to remove the child pornography

I was a Cred Forumstard when it was still hosted on pic related...

Also

the moment you posted in this thread you lost

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Do you have stairs in your house?

That shit started as would you fuck this men that looks like a women then turned into feminine penis etc.
>it was gay conditioning

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Project Chanology ruined this place forever.

>Do you have stairs in your house?
i'm protected

Double oldfag

Now try new chocolate gigga pudding.

Wow

Project Chanology was legit awesome and basically some hardcore SJW shit relative to the anti-progressive contrarian cess pit of ideology that now infest Cred Forums, reddit etc

Ok, I can see I have to go to the OLD folder now

True...so very true

ive a quite similar specimen

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And of course, this one.....

Project Chanology was not 'awesome'. It brought a horde of new people here who didn't appreciate the unique culture of Cred Forums. Look what Anonymous is now. It's sad and pathetic and Project Chanology is to blame for that. Cred Forums and Anonymous should have stayed online and never entered real life.

Zizek is awesome lol

I love you ebola chan!

Salty milk.

And pennies?

Youre a horny one mr grinch

One of my personal favorites: 710

sneeeek, a sneeek

I got here yesterday

holy shit this is so old

This motherfucker is the only one who got it

pool's closed

What's she look like now?

If you can keep coming to this god forsaken place for more than 5 consecutive years, you literally have autism.

I don't post her out of respect, but it is incumbent upon me to mention her: Kimmy, Queen of /b

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Cred Forums's eventual emergence into mainstream was inevitable regardless of chanology. It may have played a minor part, but it was more the fact that some memes were too 'normie friendly', eg rage comics, advice dog/socially awkward pengiun etc, that they could be cross posted to facebook, reddit etc.

eventually these threads started to drown out all the fun shit posts, like when people would find a dead mouse and do weird shit with it like stick their dick in it or make a mouse smoothie.

also there's too many fucking porn threads on Cred Forums nowadays, mods should keep that shit stuck to /s/, /hc/ etc

Another favorite
> who is this Dan Gleeballs?

oops, I meant the original one

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also, when this pic would cause threads to max out due to people arguing whether she was a real girl or a doll, not any of this "OMG THE DAY Cred Forums WENT TOO FAR" grinder-video-esque faggotry bs. fuck off newfags you're triggering my memetism