Weirdest pics you have saved. Also post your stories on the weirdest shit you've ever seen

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what´s weird? never seen a naked girl? or is it because she´s wearing shoes on the bed?

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I once sat outside a bar, when suddenly a black rasta man came by on a big tricycle with a bunny on the back lying on a pillow. The guy was riding superslow while smoking weed. Pretty sure that's the weirdest thing I ever saw.

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That is a vestigial tail.

The dolphinsex tutorial on how to pleasure and stimulate a dolphin ugh. Mr Hands just made its comeback into my life. Watched Zoo (2007) and put sadzoofag into whole new perspective. Told the guy at McDonalds next to my work about Mr. Hands and his demise. He showed his entire drug&alcohol intensive outpatient group about the vid and now won't stop coming into my work bothering me about poor Hands

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That's fucking awesome

Art. I forget her name, but the artist does a lot of "realistic surrealism" sculptures with fleshy creatures...

was expecting this pic, thank you user

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If you don't know what this is you're stupid.

anyone like kernel corn?

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All my life I thought it was beans

2 controllers 5 dogs? u just said 1 takes 2 dogs ur math is fucked homie.
besides thats a Playstation controler
>#russianmadememes

This one isn't that weird.

story?

That girl is hot though

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Dat spinal tail.

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Why would you take someone up to space if you didn't want them to know the earth was flat. SMH just don't fucking take him up.

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u trolling

I've seen this so many times, but I could never figure out wtf is going on.

there're beans, too, user

That frown screams of "KILL ME".

It was an art project. Forget the name.
I'm pretty sure your a bean.

Reminds me of when I had my nervous system removed

that nostalgia feels

>Beeeeeeeeeeeeans...

This is one of my faves

Patricia Piccinini

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Why have you horizontally flipped this image? The original has the girl to the right of the man.

Taking the bait this hard. Oh, fuck. Is this bait? Am I being baited? I don't even know anymore.

was that a question?

woah, nice user

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lol, someone else who remembers that shit?

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>Sir, we are hitting new spacial speed records...
>Sir, we're achieving LUDICROUS SPEED!
>Stop NO.
>Hit the breaks, we are gonna break through the EVENT HORIZON.
>GAHHHHH WHHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

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reminds me of this

This is unsettling af. Not even the doll either just the guy, Any more of him?

Dragon slayer ornstein and executioner smough

Image throwing a shit ton of salt on that

Dude. If I knew that, I don't believe that I would mention it. Not even here.

Wow.

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poor punctuation
not knowing the difference between questions and statements.... u gotta be rushin or just russian idk either way small keks user

U 'dont happen to have the gif?

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Is this a chicken skin suit? Da fuck?

>sandstorm
youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

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i got her fb user

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top kek

No way.

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what the fuck is wrong with people

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He looks nervous.

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if you think thats hairy check out his eyebrow

how are you acquainted with this person?

bitch 2.0 is made with a handle.

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nm that user
i just know the face ill leave it at that

their just pouring water on the chick whats weird about this

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Can you post wtf1.gif too?

he'll never get away

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too much hair, looks like jungle down there. Damn hippies

That's pretty cool. Saved.

I have a whole lot of random food images, one of which is the one you posted

apparently not.

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how well do you know it?

Kek.

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catster.com/lifestyle/cat-rescue-adoption-faceless-chase-no-face

>taking the bait

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WTF

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Kek. Took me a few seconds.

what, i thought she was a hillbilly? is she some sort of high class hillbilly.

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3spoopy5me

holy shit

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give it up then nigger

I really, really like this picture

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now we wait

You may save it, if you like.

Yeah wtf is with that? I've now got loads of gifs and webms that I can't post any more.
And even fucking jpegs.

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she has class\
just a crazy ass pic as far as i can tell wish there were more of her id rub another one out to it

Wierd photo of my friend, and I have too many weird stories to pick one

I really wish I knew sauce

was she part of cult in the past?

Nice one. Saved

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God I bet that stinks

Thanks mr skeletal

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facebook com/kimmykat6

Ow

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skinny jeans meme acquired

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Is this Cthulhu's vagina?

could have been idk her husband is a control freak

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>One time, be me
>was at a football game
> a friend and I were heading to the bathroom
>on the way a very obviously drunk guy that smelled like cigarettes comes up to my friend Cooper
>starts to stroke my friends arm and chest
>"hey, he, could you, *hick* get my luggage of the bus? Huehue"
>ummm sure??
>"okay buddy!"
>we go to the bathroom
>no joke he was watching us and shouts at us
>"hey! I thought you were getting my bags"
>we laugh awkwardly and get the fuck at if there
>Cooper then proceeds to play with the spiders in the stalls
And that's how I almost witnessed a rate

thanks mr skeletal

You sick fuck!

roll

WAIT A MINUTE, I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY MEME

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underrated

noice

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kek

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98.4% of straight men did not notice the banana

Kek!!

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Took me few seconds but I get it now

>D.F.
The shit hole of the world.

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spanish civil war?

whats up with adam sandeer

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Jajaja, that's the face of a maggot?
Worse than I thought.

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>Implying

>And that's how I almost witnessed a rate

At this rate, you'll never witness one.

Car broke. Phone - Yes?

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best pic i've seen in my life holy fuck

gracias

Cred Forums you let the jews post this for people to see on the internet ?!

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OP here. I can confirm that is true

Doll-lovers meet up in Britain.

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That's some good copy pasta

>no one notices the alien

Gross and fascinating.

yeah....

Erm, but the writing on the can is *forwards".

Roll

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It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Incorrect. The image is correct

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Is that McDonalds?

This belongs in a feels thread

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Water? - are you sure?
also; it's "they're"

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is this correct?

dumb people's life goals

kekeekek
i remember this good one user

yes, it is correct

told ya didnt i

my entry

Nice touch putting """""imagination""""" in quotes.

No
Simone Segouin
WW2 French Resistance

>too dogs lives
>too dogs

>Adrian helmet
>tricolor arm-patch
>woman wielding a weapon
>beret

these are WW2 French "Résistants".

yes it is

I kinda remember that pasta, though not enough... someone post it in this thread pls?

ive masturbated to her more than once trust me

topkek

No it's Fallout 4

Hehe nice

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Reminds me of this.

>exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/

2.6 fap to trannies

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>exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/
pretty much got the rite idea user

Good god, LOL.

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French resistance

File name not...

>Ogre Office

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correction, that's correct.

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There was another one, where there was gore, and it was like a reverse situation, Bull-like Minotaur people were in the place of humans and humans were in the place of cows. They were talking about how useful these "animals (humans)" were, kinda makes you think huh?

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>Be me back in the day, 19 year old user.
>Work at Wal-Mart as a cart pusher
>See nasty looking old man with dirty clothes, get on an electric cart and go inside.
>Later hear door greeters and others bitching about stench coming off old man.
>Few hours pass, old man drives outside and waits for local transit bus.
>30 minutes later transit bus shows up, he leaves electric cart where he was, gets up and gets up on bus.
>I feel bad for people on bus with him having to deal with his rank-ass smell.
>Approach electric cart with feelings of trepidation, jokingly think to myself i might have to hose it down.
>Get to cart and notice something truly horrific.
>The cart is covered with pus. The Seat, the floor where your feet rest on had puddles of it.
>Mfw I actually have to go back to loading area of store and get fork lift in order to carry cart back behind store and hose it down with water and bleach.

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that's creepy

fucking kek. saved. thank you good sir

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I kinda wanna get one

nice dong

This makes me nervous

i stand corrected

A thousand keks

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I am also considering this

FUCK

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kek its that sims glitch

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Nooooooooooooooo!

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it's a cyber cafe you retard

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Cloak and Dagger

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Tha fuck

someone explain me this

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This photo was tossed around when the force awakens came out. Its very well done.

I know right?

that's one sceptical looking chicken

Ayy Chase

You like-a da joose?

>Worked at pizza joint as a cashier, creepy asf people
>Gay older couple, man dressed in a pink dress, heavily overweight, gut poking out so badly, bulge and sweaty with a wig and heavy 5'o'clock shadow
>Attempts to have a lady voice
>Try to hold in keks so badly
>Hid elder BF is sorta the same looking, but dresses like a male, but has a weirdly feminine voice?

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>Same place
>Seen multiple times with multiple other children, specially males
>The mother's purposefully dress them in dresses and pig-tails and shit
>Boy wanted to play claw machine, wanted to get the Avengers Hulk toy
>No hunny, your a girl now, you don't want to become a white CIS
>Took every ounce of my proud Western heritage not to John Cenna smack this bitch back to her college whore days

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>Fat SJW couple comes in
>Looks me up and down
>Here_Comes_The_Hate.jpeg
>Super snotty condescending voice, "Well, at least one man doesn't wana make a move on me today, you must be gay right?"
>Her chubby land whale partner nods with it's greasy neck
>I try to hold back a smirk, thinking, "Yeah, O-kay chub-zilla"

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>At cashier
>Hey user, we need you to deliver a pizza
>Why, all the drivers are here, what are they lazy?
>No, they don't wana deliver to the rape motel
>MFW
>All the drivers that night were females, and apparently some orders had to be sent to a really seedy motel where people got shot and raped regularly
>They asked me cus I was the only goyum who had a car, didn't look like a sissy HS faggot and I was rather built from working another side job in a moving company
>Drive over there, fuck this, pay for my own gas to drive there
>Arrive, it looks like something out of a horror movie
>Go to room
>Knock
>Naked druggie looking mother fucker, hairy as sin, looks me up and down, raises an eye brow, throws me a hundred, closes the door, and I hear him lock it from behind
>Mein Gott

The Chinese will eat ANYTHING.

Metal Flashlights can easily be turned into IEDs

that side of you though

Thanks for the info Muhammad

Ephemeral Rift fan?

My nigga.

thumb

I have this super awesome pic guys.
Only problem is it's in HD, really wouldn't be the same if it wasn't.

whoever this is, they are so fucking ready.

"Tonight, you."

>I took 1st grade biology and I think I'm smart.

kys

Then what's it from?

He messed with the wrong mouse on that fated day..

(wake me up inside)

Second one belongs in a rage thread.

>98.4
>2.6

shiggy diggy doo

I'm a newfag, anyone got the pasta?

He means the picture dumbass

BEANS BEANS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM

Walked into my kitchen, middle of the night, and ran smack into some random guy, short, fully dressed. I sat down on the floor from the impact of running into someone, but when I got to the floor, nobody was there. The doors were locked, everyone was fine. Still can't wxplain that one.

>Not blessing thy holy name
Ready to get punished in the name of Allah, as was preached by Muhammad, the holiest of prophets (peace be upon him)?

mdma