New waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Calamity-masu'd
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oh ok. I must've misunderstood the other day; I thought you said you were a Physicist working AS a Programmer.
But yeah, whenever you get a chance, I'd like to hear whatcha think
Many threads
Handle it
that was a pretty nice song, togame.
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(stocking)
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I'm sorry but, I'm taking your waifu.
nice feet
This train ain't stopping.
I need more cuteness! Give me your absolute cutest, waifu! Melt me!
nope.
baka!
Best guard.
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No she's mine you baka!
I'm a programmer masquerading as a physicist, but yeh I'm looking now. You have some interesting thoughts actually, do you take interest in similar sorts of stuff?
Why am I still getting hate?
nice triple 6's, Satanling
Dear god thise are amazing feets
>cuteness for Stocking
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It is pretty good, vocals take a bit getting used to though
beatrice is always the cutest.
Not the cutest but eh
it's pretty decent, but it's not normally what I think of when I think indie band.
lmfao that pic, but uh no. she's mine
GET
>I'm a programmer masquerading as a physicist
Ah, ok. Still cool, tho
>You have some interesting thoughts actually, do you take interest in similar sorts of stuff?
I'm all about various types of Fringe Science and Bleeding Edge technology.
I masquerade as a Mad Scientist on YouTube sometimes, but really, it's more like a "Lunatic Technologist" and "Fringe Science Fanatic"
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youtu.be
And if you want real chill out
youtu.be
>more cute
Nah that's adorable mang
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Angelic! Heavenly! Ahh.. It gets cuter..!
An adorable little Alice.. A perfect cutie to match the perfect name~
You're still here?
Don't stop the cute! I need the sweetness!
Ahhh.. You're adorable! Those little cat ears!
And the lewdest!
As if! You're a mega cutie! Just as capable of melting my weak little heart~
Rory-sama!
Can you reach terminal cuteness? I might be nearing it..!
>You're still here?
Yeah it's kind of sad.
snek claimed
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I got a couple videos on different channels you might be interested in.
I need to update the Tesla Generator ones, because they were explained like shit:
youtube.com
I got a 40 minute discussion on why mining Mars out of existence to build a fleet of interstellar craft is a better idea than terraforming it:
youtube.com
Because you're mai
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What up
And yeah, some of the stuff Ive found is just way too cute.
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>pic related to cuteness
LEWD
But I love snek girl
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Thank you, Stocking is a cute too
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Beautiful
>Chen
>23.jpg
>Sachii
>pony
>no Mai
2016 well spent
Claiming the one and only, Awoo~.
>Your partner is down!
>Your partner is down!
>Your partner is down!
>Your partner is down!
>23.jpg
LOL
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Come on Ruri, say something damnit
are you fucking serious
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>next to 23.jpg
23.jpg is going places that no one could have ever predicted.
Where's the humor?
It's a furry pouring wine.
I can Awoo~ too!
Clever, almost didn't notice that you totally cloned out the pouring blood/wine.
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get a load of this loser who just doesn't get it.
>I also do not understand like, at all.
Its true
I don't normally see Momiji claimed.
You new?
Nice one, mate
>tfw newfags who use this don't know what 'extra' at the top even means
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>yes, before I am questioned about this, she is actually a male who has been experimenting with a few years of hormone replacement therapy
oh... we're getting shitted of the postage stamps, correct?
DELETE
Can't narrow it down to one pic.
THIS
here
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>she is actually a male
Orwellian
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Here you go, beautiful.
I'd rather not feel like shit anymore.
Go away.
>she is actually a male who has been experimenting with a few years of hormone replacement therapy
What the fuck.
That's not on the actual artist page, it's probably a shoop, lol
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You're cute enough.
> I'd rather not feel like shit anymore
The privileged few, eh?
Heh he, don't worry I'll go away
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>Waifu Claiming Thread #74,217
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I'm cancer
So I attended my first cadaver lab today
Was more enjoyable than I thought it'd be
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
This was not enjoyable
Why talk to me just to bring it up again, after you said countless times that you'd try to move on.
You're doing it on purpose.
Don't do that.
Me is cancer.
guess it's just "post whoever you want and not your waifu" day today huh homura chan? hmph.
where do you think you are, some kind of circle jerk?
It kinda is. Life treating you well?
I agree! So cuuuuute! Ahh!
D-drooling..? Mmmh...
Nowhere near as cute as Alice! So amazing!
You're beautiful.
Hey! Don't bully me!
M-my controller was.. Broken..
Ahhhh.. I need all of her pictures!!
Can you get any more cuter?! Haaaaah..
I agree with me.
All waifu are equally cute!
>except Sachii >:)
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I'm trying, I really am, but I'm too weak to not bring it up.
I'm sorry, I know I should've not done anything in the first place
>You're doing it on purpose.
Please, I promise, I'm not
Cirno MAI waifu!!!
Hey Smoko
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I'm in Cred Forums, a hacker forum.
Me posts cute pictures.
good afternoon
how disturbing.
Its not going to work
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Oh no my battery's at 4% shiiiieeeeet
But what's up?
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I don't even need to try to get trips
nothing much woke up about 20 minutes ago so that happened. might want to charge that. what else is new with you?
I don't even need to try to get dubs
Yes you do
You wanna bet?
Yes
I just got a free dinner. Some nurse is retiring so the staff held a party for her. The punch and chicken was really good.
Let's see your dubs first.
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Sachii is especially cute!
Ahhh.. Can.. Can I hold your hand?
Ahhhh~! Ahhh, how is she so cute~!?
LOL
That's really scary
Yeah, until you get bored and find a new one next week.
Pathetic.
I've already shown trips. you need to show something first
I know, I was trying to get him to say somethign to me :(
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well thats nice. going to go home and chill?
I really need to sleep. I'm still sorry for what happened
Where are these non-existant trips, user?
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No. Rem's mine.
Here
Nope. Still gotta work 2 and a half more hours.
Well I'm gonna shoot. I have work tomorrow.
Catch you on the flip side, cuties!
Now do it again.
oh well in that case err i still be around in 2 and a half hours
Why? You still haven't shown anything
Claimed
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*hold*
You only had Beginners luck, user. I'll start getting when you start getting.
Its still more than you've got, Mr AlmostTrips.
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Woohoo! Good. How ya been feeling? Nothing to worry about lately?
I. . . I can't believe you!
Claiming best girl
That may be true, but eventually I have to get something... right?
Sleep tight.
just the normal stuff anyone would worry about. besides that just some world of tanks and warframe
Sleep nicely, cutest, bestest user!
No
Wow user, way to shoot down my spirit. You can't keep a good man down for long, though. I'm not even TRYING to get dubs. I'm just trying to have a conversation with you, that's all. How was your day?
Why did you bring that picture to a bar
Would've been better if all the other televisions had that image too.
Ok, maybe you will get dubs. You just have to keep posting and eventually it will happen
It will never happen, I am cursed.
;-;
We need a RPG game with cirno!
Also, claimed.
something smells like shit
I play both those games! Or, I have. . .
Nice stockings
It's ok bb I still luv u
>mfw this thread
See this
did you quit them?
You will. just keep posting
No, user. It won't happen. Just leave me, I'm a lost cause.
ok
Don't give up. The best things only happen if you put in the effort
I'm just not even going to try anymore. It was nice talking to you.
Nah, I just haven't played in forever. I thought Warframe was pretty cool because I'm super into sci-five junk. I didn't play it because my computer couldn't run it, but now that I have my new GPU I just haven't gotten around to it.
I feel like I'd play the tank thing a lot more if I had friends in it, but none of my steam guys play it.
You're giving up? But you're so close! Just a few more posts and you'll get dubs
Y tho Chen
Maybe a few thousand more, sure.
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It will if you keep thinking negatively like that
Always liked Metroid games even though I've never really played them much. youtube.com
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Look how easily they get dubs, try again.
Please share your dubs with me. I can't help but think negatively when I haven't gotten dubs in over 20 posts.
me other tomo and eru play it
You see this shit. Other people don't even try and get trips. Meanwhile I'm trying my ass off and can't even get dubs. Just fucking kill me already.
Ok, ill roll for your dubs
Metroid Prime 3 was really good. I spent so much time in it.
I require repayment.
We'll if you guys want another player I'm down.
your existence is disturbing
Sorry I was busy editing an image.
And no faggot.
I've been claiming Cirno since last July (14 months), dumbass
CHINESE CARTOONS
The feeling when you actually trained your mons to this point
youtu.be
Are you still here, user?
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I donate these dubs to you
Show your Cirno folder.
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I've never actually played any pokemon games.
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That's very sweet of you, user; I wish I was as luck as you.
Hey, you're pretty cute.
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You will be if you keep posting and don't give up
Shitposting and still can get dubs. You're just not trying hard enough.
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