Sitting with my parents, dubs decides whether or not I come out of the closet tonight.
Sitting with my parents, dubs decides whether or not I come out of the closet tonight
Do it when it feels appropriate.
Don't ever come out of the closet. It's not worth it. Stay in the closet. Pretend you're a secret agent.
Never come out. Don't ruin your parents lives like that.
Are they conservative?
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Shit in your hand and throw it at the wall. Yell this is what you made me into
What the fuck are you coming out about? Is it about being gay, or about your toilet-school fantasies?
Do it fag
More conservative than liberal, but not that far right.
So wait- OP actually IS a faggot?
That's a first.
I bet you get the "we already know" speach.
no
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Come out as straight
Checkd the checker
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cheked and keked
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Ask if you can fuck your sister... when they freak out and say no, you say, "that's ok, I'm gay anyway". Leave it at that.
nigger
This combo is amazing
Checkd again nigger
....Double dub dubs has spoken, I guess.
Gotta prepare....
How the fuck do I say it though?
"Accidently" show your gay porn.
Dubs have ur answer
Tell your dad you want to fuck him
See
kek
I don't have a sister, I just have two brothers.
If your parents are normal in any way it will be a shock. You should carefully consider what to say and when.
With your dick out
Ask for an orgy with your dad and brothers, easy
quote me on this
niggers
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Just say something about acceptance. Just say "Mom, dad, I've been carrying this mountain on my back and it's time that I'll overcome and climb it. ..." you know the rest
I never understood the whole "coming out" thing.
Why do people feel the need to announce their sexual preferences? Why not just be gay and let them figure it out.
This, disappoint you parents sometime later
Ask if you can fuck your mom
Are you in a relationship?
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Honestly, I don't get it either, I'm not looking for a fucking parade celebrating how brave I am or some shit like that. I'm a faggot, nothing special. But I think I should warn them before I introduce them to my boyfriend.
Why would me being gay disappoint them, they have two other male heirs to procreate and pass on the family name. I also still want kids someday.
Ultra skecked combo!!!
No boyfriend yet, just thinking about telling before I potentially introduce a guy I like instead of a girl.
A little too cheesy for my tastes.
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When did this become an "Ask a closeted faggot anything" thread?
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do if faggot. but you have to say you are Fluid gender sis faggot
Are you gay?
rolling for that shit
i can smell the trips
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Chekachekacheka chek chek chekked
No that's fucking gay.
M-M-M-MEGA CHECK'D