Ask a chef anything about food or cooking

Ask a chef anything about food or cooking.

could i cook my balls without pain

fuck you op

how do i not overcook or undercook my maccaroni every time

use your fucking head....
if you cook it for 5 mins and it's under done
and you cook it for 7 minutes and it's over done
how long should you cook it
fuck me mate

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Do u liek cream corn

i dont own a fucking atomic clock nigger just tell me how to cook it properly

ah no

What's a good way to cook human flesh? Every time I try to cook the flesh it comes out bland.

Then get one nigger.. Shit fuck ravioli

Are we supposed to hold our forks in the left or right hand?

what beer would you pair with ceviche?

Whats the best pan to cook eggs in?

Do you use a griddle? how to maintain a griddle

ty

Do you work at Wendy's, are 38 years old, and make $8.75 an hour?

how common is food poisoning?

every time i go to a new place i'm always worried i'll end up puking my guts out later that night

am i just a bitch or is it something i should worry about?

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Do you think I have talent

egg clock or your phone's timer you massive retard.

just cook the fucking pasta in lots of water at high heat with 1-3 tablespoons of salt for 1 minute less than the instructions say.

even a fucking 10 year old could do this

checked
depends on what kind of eggs you want to cook
fried, scrambled, omelette....etc

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

if you puke, sue the motherfuckers

pasta looks dry as fuck and disgusting.


also rate my poorfag meal

yes, but what is your point?

why are chefs usually such arrogant fuckheads? You make like $35k a year.

Jesus fucking christ....WTF is that suppose to be.
Your mom's latest abortion?

I like to cook stuff but not stuff that takes hours. What's some stuff I could cook m8

1. How long have you been in hospitality industry

2. Wage or salary?

3. How do you deal with nigger prep cooks?

what do you think of my latest creation?

i hate puking

I personally make triple that, and most chefs I know are very nice people. The problem is, if we are in charge of a top restaurant, there is a lot of pressure, so during service it can be a little hairy and tempers flare.

>implying that looks bad
ohoho i have something for you

This. Why are chefs such arrogant fuckheads?

Any rosettes or stars op ?

Is this poo in the loo?

lol S/

I like Indian Food from East India.

But... is it from India? or Asia? Malaysia

stir fry
rice
pasta
buy a slow cooker
dinner cooks while you are ate work
great for the fall and winter

What are some of your go to dishes when your at home and hungry like for dinner or whatever?

If its from india the secret is poo

how did you make the potatos? they look awesome

+20 years
+$100,000
never worked with a black
I'm not American

I'm sure you will be fine

Whats the best dipping sauce out there?

op here great looking chilli user
hearty, healthy and inexpensive
nice work

the owner has many stars

how much do you drink

wife cooks dinner at home
i will cook some sunday brunches
smoke salmon scramble is a favourite
quick and delish

Tabasco

depends...little while working
a bit too much on my days off

use leftover boiled potatoes (or newly boiled, but let cool first).
cut in 1-2" pieces.
some salt, pepper and paprika (onion/garlic powder is also nice).
fry in butter or oil at med-high until golden brown.

OP here...that garlic tabasco has a great flavour as well

uuhhh thx i guess. this one's better tho

frozen veggies....go kill yourself you lazy fucking faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and onion and garlic powder?
I want to strangle you
buy a fucking good knife
cut up an onion, crush some garlic,
cut up carrot, boil a cob of corn and strip
boil fresh peas
this dish goes from 17/100 to 92/100
if you get that fucking disgusting ketchup off the plate

Fuck you.
Fuck Tabasco.

very good job b/ro you got it going on
keep it up

detecting a Frank's hot sauce guy

I love you chef, keep on cooking boo

who the fuck eats pacmans?

frozen veggies is often healthier.
why would i cut and crush onion/garlic to put on fucking potatoes when im frying them? i dont want a fucking marinade.
there's not even a fucking knife in the picture.
again, fuck your fresh veggies, nigger. frozen is just as healthy.

swedes

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Speaking as a former 10 year-old, this is true.

frozen is just as good.....top kek

Is my meal raw?

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pretty sure tabasco isnt a fucking dipping sauce.
dont get me wrong i like tabasco but i fucking dash that stuff on, i've never fucking dipped into it.

Thai dipping sauce.

Fucking faggot.

Is that a Jamaican patty with a silver shell?

scientifically proven fact.

what's your problem?