What would be the cringiest tattoo?

This is cringe at its finest

The fuck is wrong with you

>mfw I asked because I'm going to join the air force

Surely pilots can have cool tattoos?

you tell me I guess

who the fuck made you the expert on other people's life choices?

that's the original sonic, bretty cool

getting the new autism sanic would be cringy

Tattoos aren't cool anymore. They used to be interesting, because only a few people had them, and they usually got something that was done well or at very least meant something to them. They used to have a certain mystique.

Now, fucking everyone has them. Every dumb bitch at the club is inked up. It's harder to find someone who doesn't have one than someone who does. Most of them are retarded, too. Some idiot gets SpongeBob tattooed on his chest because he's a dumb stoner faggot and thinks it's funny. You get gamer gurlz who get Zelda tattoos for attention. You get meathead dudebros who get generic tribal bullshit.

The mystique is gone. They're not cool anymore. It's just another shitty affectation boring people use to try to trick you into thinking they're interesting and deep.

Always that one guy to ruin a good show with a shitty tattoo lol

Nah, bro.

Nah.

I did, you little millennials faggot.

This. I have none and don't see the reasoning other than to stand out but ironically it brings all the hipsters together

but what about pretentious "works of art" tattoos that they spend like 13k on over the course of 2 years? I think I hate that the most, it screams for attention.

Guilty
Thanks for your opinion btw. I'll get mine removed tomorrow because they're not unique enough for you

that's a good tattoo of a shitty show

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Whatcha watching buddy?

You've got that ass backwards dadio

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Fuck you, Mr. Cool Ice is a god

Im a sailor and I still think tattoos are ugly.

A tardis tattoo.

Biker stronk. Brought two bikes back from the dead and rode/ride the fuck outta em.

I agree. I mean, if you're Yakuza or some shit, I get it, it's part of the culture, but if you're a fucking Barrista, yeah, fuck you. Again, you have nothing interesting to say and you just want something splashed on you so people won't notice how dull you really are.

Cool, thanks.

Surprised by the lack of Mr. Cool Ice in this thread, but other than that this anons hit the nail on the head:

More like tardi tattoo who's with me

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yes this, plus it is a massive waste of money. Put a down payment on a nice car or something if you want attention, at least it's functional.

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Actually, I was thinking about getting one while making this thread. Doesn't look too shitty to me.

meme tattoos are the absolute cringiest

I need this one

says the 12 year old faggot who thinks this shit is cool

>teardrop tattoo by eye, but the teardrop is part of a dog paw
You need to be from California to get it

Pilots are officers and rate zero tattoos.

I'm gonna get it just because I'm not from Cali

Medium kek

I'm not laughing at that dude's tattoos because I'm not suicidal.

I mean the joke you fucking faggot
>point proven

A Mr T pot tattoo

Thuder only happens wlen its raisinl

We may have a winner

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this would be a totally badass totally not cringey tattoo! very gangster!

Any of them really.

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Got to >>/mlp/

Absolutely this.

Come on mann!?

That's the koolezt tatoo.

I LUB SANIC!!!1

Checked

wat
Did you read the OP?
I'm contributing.
Stop pretending to be retarded.

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I was thinking getting a Sakura fucking Sailor Moon tattoo on my chest.

Watch this. It's a clip from a show called Tattoo Fixers they show in England. youtube.com/watch?v=PlvIwQM0K_U

No cartoons.
I watched Adventure Time when it was good.
I watched one season of Bojack Horseman.
I watched one episode of Stephen Universe.

I've watched the second episode of Rick and Morty and it was a clever idea executed in a terribly "14 year old" manner. I guess it's not a shitty show, but actually following it means you are shitty.

Checked

That looks like some shit from one of those Scary Stories books from back in the day.

Looks like a blob of shit. I knew a girl who got a Trinity tattoo and it was a purple and baby blue clusterfuck.

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Ugh.

I wanted doctor who tattoos but anything like that is cringe worthy, instead I got my childhood dogs names in galifreyan. Not a while lot better but at least it's not immediately recognizeable as cringe

Lurk more newfag

I have two tattoos on my wrist. No one notices them and I don't shove them in people's faces. Did them myself so I also didn't waste money, no color, just black ink.
Someone who goes all out
>Lol, look, I'm a lizard manthing
Can go fuck themselves.

Now, someone get this as a back tattoo

I wanna get a wrestling tattoo!!

>it's not immediately recognizeable as cringe
That's why I'm getting a tattoo of my name in Gallifreyan.

Trips of truth.

why your own name?

People usually get tattoos as a reminder. You know? Say for instance you having a son, and you were there to watch him being born. You might get a tattoo to celebrate the occasion. And then from then on, everytime you see the tattoo you are reminded of that day.

If you are getting a tattoo for any other reason, it is probably considered tacky and cringey. For example, if you get a tattoo of your favorite video game character, that could be considered cringey. Because it doesn't serve as a reminder, it serves no purpose. You might as well color on yourself with magic markers.

You know what I mean?

that one wins tbh famalamas

Thats actually pretty good

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My dog's name*
Sorry 'bout that.

You can't remember the birth of your son without it being permanently etched onto your skin?

FUCK YOU

Even better when they go senile and even a tattoo doesn't help

It's a way to mark the occasion.

the cringiest so far

>that nipple ring

this can not be real

So is a cake, and it costs less and tastes better.

hipster tattooed faggot detected

Nah man it's pretty well thought out and well done.

Can't argue with that.

any tattoo is cringey

We're talking about tattoos. Not children's drawing.

I have my grandfathers birthday tattooed on my left collarbone. I loved him so much.
R.I.P. Pawpaw

Mr. Cool Ice detected

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Thuunder*

Kez

this is just wrong

people get tattoos because they lack something they can't deal with on the inside. Something they lack or don't feel close enough to. Something that could be cured with introspection, meditation or therapy. Tattoos are a cheaply drawn band-aid for deeper issues.

Wonder what the artist was thinking the entire time
>Years wasted, in debt, and now this faggatory shit

Dude I used to work with. He got fired shortly after he got it

I wonder what he looks like today

Did Monster paid him or he's just that dumb?

crin-cringey

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pretty good artist, nailed the eyes of the CT and the T even looks just like the T he's based off of (pic related)

Can't it be both?

He would still be dumb even if monster paid him

>tfw you are not allowed to carry your ancestor's marks without embarrassment, but a stripper can.

Neato
Anyone know this guy's name?

That's fucking retardis...

It's the 21st century, you ignorant savage. We need another era of colonialism.

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what if you are an artist, user? is it ok

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super fucking cringy

the original TOWN RAPIST tattoo

looks shittier on the inside

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Yeah, it's Mr. Fun Guy

No.

>Artist who do the Ink can't have any
Well aren't you a fuck

nigger are you fucking retarded. Your ancestors are tattoo'd into your genes, fuckhead. obviously your ancestors are retarded. Anybody who cares about fashion is visually screaming LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME.

The show fucking sucks. So does the tattoo.

Fucking this. Tattoos are fucking retarded if you're "normal". No questions asked. Draw it on a fucking peice of paper you faggots. Jesus fucking christ.

It's from a video right before the ink is wiped off

They can be use to hide stuff like surgery marks

Artist isn't a profession, it's a hobby. Get a real job, millennial.

Only good justification.

This 100% I say this having tattoos that at the time were original and hipsters fucked them to death.

>did monster paid him
>calling others dumb

This to the end.

I'm not an artist, shitfuck. Just find it funny artist have work inking and can't ink. That's all kinds of stupid. But a musician can get inked? Lol, wtf.
Besides, I only meme

A tattoo of yourself, only larger.

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True

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sauce on that picture?

Let's be clear about that TYPE of art with a lower case "a." These are ILLUSTRATIONS thought up in a handful of days by some pointy bearded asshole. They would never make a gallery, yet they're permanent on your hide. Tattoo artists should be called tattoo designers... that's what they are. A GD with a tattoo gun.

oh ok

heres one i did on a friend of mine

Wow! She looks SUPER interesting! I'd love to meet her!

>big bang theory
>minion
i'm outta here

>what tattoo you want?
>King of the the Crackhead dinosaurs
>ok

Pretty badass tbh

itt: pseudo-intellectualism at its finest

people get tattoos for personal reasons. i know i do. i rarely show mine off. they arent for other people.

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Made it do to fur Fucks
I can agree to that

It represents something you lack, or something your not connected to enough. The hard work is done on the inside... the cheap quick fix is topical.

i wouldn't mind the uncensored version

All you get is this

This. Andy Warhol wouldn't call that shit art, and he had factories where random people would slop shit on a piece of paper and he'd sign it and sell it as his work. Tattoos are art like the crazy dude standing on the corner yelling at invisible people is theatre.

>ITT: pussys who sit in their basements all day and dont go out to experience anything in life/ have fun.

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tattoos look nice and represent something. why do we all have to fit into these neat little cubicles? because some fucktards get tattoos for attention, doesnt mean the majority does.

yeah hard work is done on the inside as well, but we arent talking about just getting tattoos and being pieces of lazy shit after lol

No furpron 4u

I got tattoos to help me fuck more tattooed girls, and it's worked pretty well so far

Thats just shitty ponyfag porn. It isnt a tattoo.

>Good show
Lmao. I'm sorry you can't think for yourself.

This x Infinity.

My friend from Brazil got wasted as fuck last year and got a Sonic tattoo one night. pic related it's his, he drew a a cake and balloon on it for Sonic's 25th anniversary

I party harder than any 10 of you little fuccbois. Hell, I'm going to Amsterdam to bang hookers and get fucked up for two weeks straight next month. Ever done coke off a former Playboy playmate's tits?

I have.

Nothing to do with attention. Everything to do with stuff you need to work out on the inside.

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well, whatever works for you user lol

As long as you admit you got them because it gave you something you were lacking before. :) Thanks for your honesty.

based

Enjoy your herpes.

O god

so you cant be perfectly content in life, and get a tattoo? you guys realize how popular they are right? all over the world? in several different cultures? and people of all different ages?

if you dont like tattoos, im not gonna think less of you, dont worry. but that doesnt make all of us those typical tattood fuckhead hipsters that have shallow personalities and generic tats

kek

i draw comic books and make a more than decent living out of it.
have fun with your 9 to 5 shift

Which ones? Kinda curious

Holy fuck it kinda looks like a face with a big red mouth and teeth along with one big eye with two small black pupils in it. Anyone seeing what I am seeing?

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They're high quality tattoos, range from fairly original to completely original, I like them, other people like them, and girls seem to think they make me look more attractive, so I'm very satisfied and I'll keep getting more tattoos.

That is unless some super important anime-obsessed, agoraphobic autist on Cred Forums posts another comment about how tattoos are for superficial, lazy hipsters. In that case, I'll probably just curl up and cry and feel rightly ashamed of myself until I die.

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i literally never run into people who hate tattoos

then i come on Cred Forums and sads :(

I especially like the one that every fucking gay seaman gets that reads "not all who wander are lost"

Max cringe

No it just means there's something inside of you that is lacking or something you don't feel connected enough to, and instead of working it out, you went for the quick fix.

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Of course I did, I was lacking tattoos before I got tattoos. My skin was bare and boring.

They won't tell you to your face, user. lol. Especially if you're a chick.

I'm in property management. I'm one of the owners. I do fuck all, have unlimited free time, and make more money than you.

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millions of people would disagree, but its fine. this isnt going to lead anywhere

thanks for explaining your perspective at least.

at the moment mostly on short stories for minor horror publishers and every commission i can take from the internet, so i'm literally at the beginning, but still make between 1,5 and 2k montly. mostly on the commissions though, comics don't pay well.
Not going to post drawings because of the whole anonimity thing, but i've learned from people working from major publisher, so if you have any questions on the work in the general feel free to ask.
Oh, and by the way, i agree with the fact that 99,9% of tatoo "artists" are just imbecils with no real skill.

There ya go. You answered it. You felt like you weren't interesting enough. Instead of learning the banjo you cured it in a couple of sessions with an Art School drop out.

People on Cred Forums tend to hate everything that they can't get from sitting in front of a computer. There's a reason autistic people and Cred Forums go hand in hand.

Literal pottery.

2k monthly, that's really nice.

Mr. Cool Bones

Oh, the tragedy! I dont get to look at furfag porn!

I've got a tattoo that says "Not another night of the shitabyss" on my foot. Can you use your superior IQ and psychic powers to tell me what I'm lacking inside??

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1.5-2k monthly isn't anywhere near a decent living, let alone more than.

That's between you and your therapist.

Intelligence.

Poor you indeed

and you felt the need to come to an annonymous immage board fully populated by underage kids. then felt the need to express this point.

>illbeliveyounever.wav

and you actually made it from scratch or just inherited it? just wondering.
Still, i can't really say i'm jealous tough, drawing is more than simple work and money, it's about making money from skill and self-affirmation and not just some random shit houses.

Oh jesus, I should be so ashamed of myself. How will I ever live with the knowledge that I feel better about how I look, people like my tattoos, I like my tattoos, and my tattoos help get me laid a lot more than I used to? If only I could be as wise as you.

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I don't even have to make an edit. Holyballz

which dwarf is missing?

Woops, meant for this to be in response to this

nah, it definitely is here in italy, expecially if you're young. 2k are the lucky months, tough.

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yes :^)

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Doc

Tattoos look worse than surgery marks.

no rugrats

Probably this

a tattoo design I've seen that has no thought put into it whatsoever.

Dripping with insecurities. Thanks for helping, user.

Are fma tattoos cringe? I always thought they looked pretty cool.

came here to post this

Thuuder*

Some of both.

The point is, I make actual more than decent money (6 figures) and I have time to pursue other things. I went to culinary school a while back. Don't want to be a chef. Just did it because. I'm also a professional level bartender, and I've had 3 amateur Muay Thai fights. I can do all these things because I have effectively unlimited time and money.

Feels good man.

can you please fuck off?

Cringe level reached. Winner.

>implying artist is a job

What are you, Pro furfag?

Oh, well, if we're going by countries with shit economies, sure. Hell, in some African countries, you're a fucking billionaire! Good for you, m8!

I'm in med school. You are a man child who draws. Get a real job.

>Implying they aren't
Comercial artist make bank for snapping pics of clay food man. It's sad tbh

yeah they look alright most of the time. They're probably the lesser cringe of all the alchemic symbols and witchcraft kinda tattoos.

thats actually pretty good.

lol

Fuck you, he's the hero Cred Forums needs

Don't listen to him, keep up your godly work user.
I salute you.

shit look out he's in med school

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lmao acknowledging that you feel better about yourself because you did something you're happy about isn't actually insecurity. I didn't feel bad about myself before I got tattoos, I feel better about myself with each tattoo. After each accomplishment, everytime I wear nice clothes, everytime I do something I enjoy, etc, I feel better about myself. That's a pretty normal thing, that's how normal human emotions work.

Going on Cred Forums and trying to make other people feel insecure about themselves IS actually a pretty big indicator of insecurity though, big boy.

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Get it? Because they were like the jews.. heheh—

Wasted dubs on an autist

Kuroko's face is really fucked up

I plan to make a shit ton of these. To many furrys on Cred Forums nowadays

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Well, i didn't inherit much, so here's the first thing. also i pay for shit for my family, including my sister's studying abroad and paying loans for the house we live in, o you can see there's no much space for invest enough money to make something like you had the possibility to do (and by the way, having the possibility and actually doing it are two very different things). My dad died 4 years ago and i have 3 younger brothers, so it's necessary and i can't really blame no one, it's just not in the picture saving money and try something at the moment.
Plus, in my younger days i used to learn and get to a decent level of skill in a lot of things, but i always lacked committment. drawing is the latest indeed, started 5 years ago and made it a job in 4 years, and i like it so much. passing my attention to something else and taking your time get you good at things, but being forced to do something from 8 to 15 hours a day and to do it at your best, learning something everyday, that's something different. i fucking like it, i'm literally a workaholic at the moment.
Glad you like your life (and it is really nice indeed) but i won't change it for mine, even if it's not as easy.

Well look at that. Double dubs on a nigger

>school

Holy shit!! Hahaha I see it!

Where's the 7th dwarf?

classic closet furry

i played too much mario, i don't. rip

At least she's honest.

That's bad man. That's real fucking bad

Never gets old.

>i really need to feel better with myself, please admit that you don't live the best life in the world
just admitted it here hope you can finally sleep well

Stay mad furfag

Anyone got that Dan Marino one?

This sums up Cred Forums perfectly

which body part even is that

I have several. I've gotten them at different parts of my life representing things that were important to me at the time. Solidly half of them make me cringe. One is simply awful because I had it done when I was 18 and had no money. Another represents a relationship I thought was real... It wasn't. I think that's kinda the point though. I look in the mirror and have a physical reminder of where I came from and my life story. I get that it isn't for everyone. I understand why people hate tattoos. But, for the people that have them... It's like that Shitty song that brings you back to a period in time. It might not even be a period you're proud of or makes you happy, it still does though. I like tattoos for that. You can't forget your past and you cant erase it without a fuckton of money and pain. Tattoos are markers. They keep me humble. No matter how great I feel about where I'm at, I have something showing me I used to suck.

Looks like a calf

>i really need to feel better with myself, please admit that you don't live the best life in the world

Pretty much Cred Forums in a nutshell. Just a cesspit of social retards trying to one-up each other anonymously online for a tiny little ego boost to help them get through another lonely, miserable day.

pics or it didn't happen

I don't mind tattoos that are done with purpose, or have a good story. My brother had the family crest done on his arm, and I got a phoenix on my bicep after I came out of a 4 year depression.

Stupid shit like MLP is a bad tat, but anything with a story is ok. Just saying "I like the design" is the beginning of a bad tattoo

What a tough guy

Don't forget the ears bro. Kwaidan is awesome.

not always. not been really around the last years though, i was just looking for some election-related lulz, the thread took my attection. till a few years ago in the middle of all the shit you could still find interesting stuff

>phoenix
Sounds kinda edgy tho

At work and don't care enough. Sorry. Not sure why that's hard to believe though

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Can't join marines if you have a tattoo slightly bigger than your hand on your arm :'(

Hey, thats pretty good!

man at least I can leave this thread with some sound advice...

> thunder only happens when it raisin

mate, you're the only faggot here

I know a guy who had a AVP Predator that was a dick and came acid on his thigh. When he wears shorts his balls hang out.

I pit-tea the fool

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>implying anyone with a guitar doesn't call themselves a musician

Fuck off beta faggot

what

Having fun now in this thread

Most pilots don't have tattoos. We mostly see tattoos as something that stupid army grunts and nonners get
-an Air Force pilot

in case he forgets

Dr. Frosty Rattles

Holy shit.
This is, hands down, the worst tattoo in existence.

What a fucking retard.

How's it edgy? I mean yeah the symbolism is heavy handed, but nobody knows the story except for me. To everyone else, it's just a phoenix. To me, it's a reminder to never get that way again

/thread

This kid who went to my high school got a tattoo of a luigi werewolf on his forearm. It was the biggest tattoo on his body and it was atrocious

I always end up here when I call out sick from work for a few days because I get so bored laying around at home feeling too ill to go out and do anything. Seems like in the past year or two, Cred Forums has really just turned into the epicenter of autism, and this thread really demonstrates that.

Could you sound like more of a hipster cunt?

Anything else you liked while it was cool then dumped, once you realized mainstream Plebs caught on?

Way to stay ahead of the trends you nut less poser

Surprise surprise, pilot turns his nose up at something.

actually a good way to cover up

Tattoos are art.
Showing off your art on the internet will ALWAYS draw criticism, because enjoying art is SO subjective. No matter what tattoo you get, people will always call it unoriginal or edgy or hipster or cliche or too complicated or too simple or too realistic or too cartoony or whatever.
Just go with it, if you're happy with it and it's a quality tattoo, there's no more to be said.

I'm normally pretty cool with tattoos... but holy moley Mr. Stromboli

This one is kinda funny.
In their asshole.

who stole his shoulders?

Army and marine fags tend to get stupid Chinese moonrunes on themselves or tribal shit. Source: air force on a joint base that i supervise the dumb shits

> silly putty tummy

>daddy

yup, it was kind of fun when after the first insults and such you actually had space to drop down some shit you can't really tell nobody, or just don't want to. any dirty shit you wanna drop from your mind, bro?

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didn't happen

Agreed. Art is probably more subjective than music.

Finally an user that isn't completely unreasonable

Loud Cred Forums haters either don't get out much or aren't as loud outside their safezones. Or in this case () aren't very honest. So yeah, bunch of excelent people, these Cred Forums screamers.

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I tried to fuck a 15 year old girl in mexico a few weeks ago. Met her on tinder, she was down for it, but I couldn't get my girlfriend to leave me along for long enough.

>itt: pseudo-intellectualism at its finest
Way to prove his point, jackass

Misery leads to being closed-minded. Most anons are miserable as fuck, so they become closed-minded and unreasonable and generally retarded.

K

i'm the comic book artist guy from up here
tatoo "artists" are by fare the most incompetent category that work in the artistic field, maybe execption made from self-proclaimed "graphic designers".
That's just a fact.
Some of them are good, very few are very, very good, no one i even seen is a one of a kind.

pilot ehhh? did you just fart? cause it smells like salty dick

Parachutes? Sounds like you don't remember shit you pig fucker.

oh well, sorry for that, but you suck. just drop this "sticking my dick in things is important enough to get in trouble" attitude and don't be a cunt. also delete tinder.
honest and friendly advice.

Thanks, I forgot to mention that artists frequently mistake subjectivity for objectivity.

I could tell you comic book artists are a joke, just like comic books themselves, and that truly skilled artists don't settle for drawing cartoons all day, but I'm not a douchey retard like you. I acknowledge art and taste in art is subjective.

Thanks but I'll stick to having random hookups and fuck buddies. Next time I go to Mexico, I'm gonna have to really commit to taking advantage of their hilariously low age of consent laws.

nope, it's just that you don't know shit about comic art, but you could open a heritage or profiles in history catalogue and see that a certain tipe of comic art has been sold has fine art since years. never ever heard of a drawing like a tatoo artist sold in any place that isn't a joke
pic very related.