New waifu claiming thread!
Previous Thread: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not Cred Forums, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Erica claimed
>come faggot claiming Cirno as his waifu
Calamity-masu'd
Out for now
>5
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Reporting
>mfw this thread
>wasting good lysol on strangers
Wow, I would never use it on anyone other than myself.
[mercy]
Yeah I feel ya. I've worked in retail for years and it only strengthened whatever stereotypes I believed in
>eli
Never heard of it
>M'smugger
OOOOOOOHH I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT. That IS funny! Never seen FMA. And if he's voicing sebas, it'll be a good. Love sebas
Manliest ship.
Just wait for Edgedeath
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, you are welcome to enjoy your stay if you would like though
>Ejection port
Dirty boy :^]
>Velcro?
I could put that on so many things.
Aw Yiss!
Glory!~
Its pretty fun, its a survival colony type.
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Disgusted by your weakness
You have no right to live
To know you is to hate you
But your life's yours to give
(Mercy)
The Stump is probably pro gun, if only because his son is super pro gun
(Holo)
Its not that hard to make
(Elle)
Noice tactics
(Mercy)
LEWD
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(guy who couldn't get dubs)
I doubt it, but i guess its possible.
Im the one who sometimes posts these: And i used to make really bad photoshop images like these: imgur.com
You made them proud.
Nice dubs. I've noticed sandniggers reek of cologne and injuns LOVE all the cheapest shit we sell, especially meatballs.
Yes I am~! But I'd really rather just put a sling on her and cram my bolt down her muzzle and make her swallow a magazine's worth of my ammo for every war crime she committed.
Good. And I am very lewd.
still here
>Yuuko
I'm not looking for any anime though.
I'm sweating like I’m in a rave
Been in this room for 3 days
Think I’m hearing voices
Paranoid and think I’m seeing ghost-es, oh shit
Phone keep ringing but I cut that shit off
Only time I use it when I tell the dealer drop it off
Galil was shit in black cops
Eye will NOT be off by 1!
Eye'm a genius!
No Mercy. Death To All Enemies.
My lil colonists are happy about the lack of enemies, genocide a 10/10 idea
>Wew
Lewd.
Congrats on not dying spontaneously.
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You're right, you're not off by one.
Nice waifu
I used to be borderline obese until I took a physical health and education class and learned about all the downsides and dangers to being overweight. I've since lost a ton of pounds and have bulked up a bit at a gym. Just takes concentration.
It is both a blessing and a curse.
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Yeah!
Best waifu
yeah its pretty hard to do
hi there alice
dont see how its a blessing
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Lewd is rewd
I don't know who that is
Literally best gun, maybe you're just shit at using her?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
See?
That wasn't off by 1!
meme?
It's fun, join us
Very lewd. Guess you could say I went... Full-bore.
Nice dubs. But I'm oh so good at it!
No.
See the stats on the gun
Oddly the M14 and Ak47 were the best two
It's Danny Brown.
Upcoming heavy traffic
Say ya need to slow down
Cause you feel yourself crashing
Staring in the devil face
But ya can’t stop laughing
Staring in the devil face
But ya can't stop laughing
It’s a living nightmare
That most of us might share
Inherited in our blood
It's why we stuck in the mud
Can’t quit the drug use
Or the alcohol abuse
Even if I wanted to
Tell you what I’m gonna do
I’ma wash away my problems
With this bottle of Henny
Anxiety got the best of me
So popping them Xannies
Might need rehab
But to me that shit pussy
Pray for me y’all
Cause I don't know what coming to me
Bought a 8 ball of coke
And my nigga on the way
Got 3 hoes with him
And they all tryna play
No thank you.
Might just be me getting my hopes up. Regardless, it's nice to see you on the threads again. And uh, nice waifu?
Glory To Sandune!
GLORY TO KHORNE!
>Slaanesh is pleased.
Top kek.
Best waifu
Well you'll always be raring to go when duty calls.
And it makes a good kickstand when you're asleep.
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn¡¯d ftw le bacon narwhale xP
tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
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just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?
le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin¡ SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
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RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))
EPIC PWNAGE!¡¡¡¡ CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh¡. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D
>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID!
REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
Y LMAO
meme.
B-but..The art!
You should be excited too mai
>yuuko
I worked hardware stores, and I've never seen one who looked like he knew wtf he was doing
If you must,then continue
Neither of those have 35 boolits do they?
Is Danny Brown brown skinned?
Khorne Flakes are made with 100% real human vertebrae
Post=Hidden
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome is a thing, so obviously you're stronger than them at least.
DIYers, breh.
>literally anything but the Emperor
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Why
I could go to /c/ or /hr/ for art. Or google or pixiv or booru or yande.re.
He's black.
I want to have sex with Mari.
Hello green haired girl that isn't CC
because...
new stuff...
i.4cdn.org
Kek.
>Mfw for the Greater Good tho.
hi
how often does that happen? i dont think that that is the intended use
well yeah SIDS would have had to have happened like 20 years ago. now all i have to worry about is like a stroke or something
youtube.com
please kill me
I've watched all of these
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.
why?
yeah :/ Even professionals.. makes you rethink before getting renovations done by someone else.
So another rim's world?
Only survival colony game I played was virtual villagers
Noticed
Watching youtube like always.
twice a year?
because
Sup guys.
rollin
Well hello there, Reaction Image Anime, nice to meet you.
That's just what SIDS wants you to think.
It's waiting for you to become complacent, and then it gets ya.
what kind of cancer did you contract?
>HFY
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Fucking normies coming on my board REEEEE
>Spehss Elf's
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Neat. But yeah this is basically a 3D minecraft esque survival thingy
Nice, any favourite Youtubers? I'm partial to Critikal and TFBTV
>Space Weeb Commies yo.
Yuuko has the best reactions.
Welcome beautiful
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Cancer of the aids variety.
Hmm?
id be ok with that. besides more important things to worry about
>Weaboo communists
Shit+shit does not equal something good
youtube.com
^ you guys fuck this shit? This guy is my man.
better than having crippling depression right?
Yeah, but also Big Mechs.
Just watching random stuff.
Probably about five times every few months. Surely I'm not the only one here who frequently wakes up with the urge to wank, right?
Probably.
youtube.com
I've watched this entire video.
I'm pretty sure every 40k faction has big mechs
I don't
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oh i thought you meant more than fap
hi
Hi
Privyet
I didn't expect your cancer to be that bad
is it contagious?
sometimes you just have to do it ;^)
Nice.
>Mfw just clicking videos that sound good for hours
Best way to spend and afternoon.
But do they have the Rapetide?
>I didn't think so.
Wierdo.
In that case it's every day.
Thank you, thank you.
How was your day?
What could be more important than SIDS??
Its almost 930
wait whats every day?
not being alone
Its only 7:23 over here, so its basically cozy time.
My day is over. And even though i just got here i should probably leave in order to be a functioning adult. So maybe i'll see you later user. Have a good one.
Bye precious, have a good day at school tomorrow
Fapping. Sometimes more than once.
Do the Tau have the Baneblade?Or Creed?
I just don't jerk off every day man.And never in the morning.Sometimes when I have a free day I'll jerk off 3+ times, my record is 11.
Also, does anyone actually use lotion or is that a meme?
You're never alone if you're posting here.
Have a good one, we'll talk later.
>Discussion is welcomed
Has anyone seen Doll-Chan? I miss my waifu
The Baneblade is nothing compared to the might of the Rapetide.
>Creed
Sadly no, but we can stealth a lot of units ^^
Sounds like rust but colonized
The only thing he concentrates on is her.
oh its about every 2 days for me and more than once i find err tiring
i guess so
No, not in a week or so I think
Baneblade is fucking radical though
Its a lot of fun, I like running colonies ^^
Will admit, the Baneblade is beastly and amazing.
Well you're not just talking to super intelligent AI.
sounds horrible
hope i don't watch it :^(
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How did you get that pic of OP? Did you hack him or something?
Nice nose.
Not lotion, but water-based lube sometimes. I've heard one cut guy talk about using lotion to keep his head moisturized.
Try telling him she doesn't like fat tubs of lard.
Well you gotta take breaks. . . Most of the time. Sometimes I'll suddenly wanna go again with, like, two minutes, which is where the blessing/curse comes from. Friction burn is a bitch.
bing bong
still its not the same as in person
well i just dont feel like it ever really i just try to relax after
I use lotion if I have it.
Otherwise I use baby oil or spit
Hello there.
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Original Chaos warriors were pretty neat as well, they looked like Gothic viking warriors in full plate and shit
I'm cut and I've never needed to moisturize.
The one time I used lotion I couldn't even get any sort of grip and afterwards my skin stung and felt slimy.
It may not be exactly the same, but it's close.
Hi.
Oh. Sorry I'm late. Goodbye, and thanks. I'll try.
You have to wash it off.
It's supposed to be slick and slimy. That's what makes it good. Though the stinging thing is weird. . .
Well it is a good way to tire yourself out for sleep.
You see
Even if I told him that, he will still go after her
If she doesn't pick up the phone
He will call her mother
If she doesn't pick up
He will call her stepdad
If he doesn't pick up
He will come over
If he isn't let in
He will crawl through the fucking window
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Hey, what's up?
Lunar Wolves are pretty fuggin neat.
I did though
It feels weird.My skin is a bit sensitive to some things though, I can't wear metals except silver and gold for too long or I start to get a rash.
Eating whilst contemplating my life
What about you?
yeah i guess
well it is an activity
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>can't wear silver
VAMPIRE!
KILL IT
Look at Mr. Mayor here. What colony games would you recommend?
I love garlic though
I'm your puppet now? Oh dear me
>I like what I see
What you say bout my waifu
>Ditto
>suggestion
I didn't do it, it was that guy over there!
Thighs a best
where?
playing wow with a friend. what you eating?
Shinoa!
>Thighs
He ran away. Maybe you can catch him if you run fast enough?
Try water-based stuff. Your problem might be the oils.
The best kind of activity.
Hey Syndra.
sure
IM FAST AS FUCK BOII
A cute one at that.
Chicken flavored top ramen!
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GOTTA GO FAST
Are you okay? You sound down in the dumps.
Goodnight.
youtube.com
She's thinking about it.
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They're lovely
Hey emi! What's up?
Should I fear on which strings you'll pull on?
Night
>a best
>facial expression
>pose
>thigh
10/10
That they are
im not so sure about that
yeah perfectly fine just playing some warframe
ohhh shit, beef and chicken are my shit
wow and smoking. how about you?
Okay just making sure.
How is the warframe going?
Someone say thighs?
Yeah but I am, and based on nihilism and solipsism that's all that matters.
Will I score over 10 if I find a better pic now?
I'm a gentle one, I promise!
Them trips! Same here; I didn't stock up on a 100 pack of them for nothing!
How'd your day go?
well just grinding out basic supplies and credits. yourself?
i mean wouldnt it be better with another person?
Just enjoying a place that I'm new too. Getting some things done, and thinking about what I need to print out for DnD tomorrow.
it went alright. I get paid tomorrow and im buying my new graphics card. How was your day?
God I'm tired
It's a possibility, yes
m-maybe
Oh. If we're considering that then yeah, definitely. I was just thinking about stuff to do on your own.
new place? ive never done DnD myself but some people from thread have played
Yeah, new start in a number of different ways.
Are you familiar with it at all?
Did you catch him yet?
Very well, I will keep trying.
It was pretty boring. Ended up really sick, so I had to stay in bed for most of the day. I do have a job interview to look forward to tomorrow, so there's that. Lucky you on the graphics card; I'm jealous.
oh ok yeah that makes more sense
just what i could sort of gather from chats so its probably not very accurate at all
The ones tight around the legs are amazing
You and your smokes
Pinky promise?
Don't be