Hey, anons, I'm looking for a good chuckle. Gimme a good ol' roast, plox

Hey, anons, I'm looking for a good chuckle. Gimme a good ol' roast, plox.

Fat boot

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I bet your dicks about as big as your chin

If you had a neck tattoo people would think you're a lesbian

bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

>plox
OP is a faggot

Hey Private Pyle, how's it going?

Pog boot Fuck. Who the fuck enlists in the most combat oriented organization and doesn't choose infantry? Also fucking coward. A civilian can do your job.

I want to argue but trip 7's of truth prevent me from doing so, well played gruntfag.

triples checked

way to find your iPod. welcome back

Oh you go to curie too underage fag

Headphones in uniform? Police yourself, devil.

>I'm looking for a good chuckle
Pull your pants down. You will have something to laugh at for the rest of your life you fuckin fat body.
Lift your chin and your gut flap and marvel at your pathetic tiny weewee
Probably a mess hall chef. You're sampling the goods too often Chef Boy R Douche
Go do some chins ups!

Cool haircut, cue ball. How was bootcamp? Fail the pft?

Rolling sleeves in woodlands, nice job boot

Everyone at Lejuene has them. Can't vouch for other places, though.

Who hurt you?

Who HURT you?!?

WHO HURT YOU?!?!?!?

Lmaoing at your permaboot status due to peace time corps. Enjoy your JOB inspections

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I give it 6 months before you get admin sep'd for being stuck on the MAPP program and BCP without improving. Enjoy having to explain to future employers how you got kicked out for being a fat fuck.