Does anybody here know how to get 5 year old cum stains off of my wall?

Does anybody here know how to get 5 year old cum stains off of my wall?

I didn't know 5 year olds could nut...

BAZOOPERS

Why don't you just paint your walls?

not sure - but you can prevent getting more by making the 5-year-olds improve their aim.

Ah the ol Cred Forums cum-ba-roo

Because I live with my mom and if I paint over it then she would wonder why I'm doing it

repaint wall and dont invite anymore 5 year olds

came here to post this

You deserve the shame for shooting wads on a wall.

stop beig paranoiac OP

non-joke. Mr. Clean magic eraser

Poop on a rag and cover the stains in shit. Once it's dry, nobody will notice the cum.

drink a coffee mug full of bleach and pee on the wall. guarantee it will work

Just use some whiteout and it will look better.

Use original kilz primer first, protien stains bleed back through paint.

Downvoted

Use more semen

this makes the most sense.

keep cumming on wall til it is all covered.

anons mother walks in on him furiously trying to blow his load for the 11th time that day
>user w...what are you doing?
>decorating

When I was a kid I did this to a board on my backyard fence. I told my mom a bird most come and pee on it a lot when she asked me about it one day... She believed me right?

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maybe not but hopefully she didnt think you were enough of a turbosperg to fat onto the back fence all the time

5 years is too long to clean, that shit IS the wall now.
Only solution is to carefully paint the whole room.