Rate my gf Cred Forums, what would do with her if you had her for an entire night!...

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Don't let shallow fuckers get you down, mate; you fucking struck gold. Face isnt that bad, shes got a banging little body, and low enough self esteem that she'll worship you like a god for choosing & staying with her.
You could literally do anything with/to this girl & get away with it. This is the kind of girl who'd entrap rape/murder victims for you & keep her mouth shut to the cops.

Fucking gold, man.

I gave fuck her on the regular, it's just a little bit of wear and tear bud, don't be a sarcastic asshole and grow up.

I'd pay her a dentist...

* **fuck her face on the regular***

Well post her meat flaps then

Thank's man, she loves to eat my ass, which is new for me of course I eat her shit hole too but it's more than just "ass eating chow down session mode" it actually has a romantic spark, we connect. It's beautiful honestly. I love her so much..!

1.7/10 Would roofie & then fuck from BEHIND

I don't have any of her flaps. Sorry user.:-(

When did Cred Forums become a positive body image fortress like tumblr. If people put a girl up and ask opinion, they ought to expect the worst. She has a face like a mole ray man, at least have the balls to not be so pc

Don't be a faggit, you could never even stand a chance with her you fucking moth breathing neck bearded meatball.

Trying really hard to defend your bad judgement, huh?

Mouth**

Yeah, good story faggit, fucking virgin.

I'd get two paper bags, then before we fuck I put one on her head and put the other one on my head in case hers falls off

You would not say any of this shit if you saw me in person and how fucking tall I am. Fuck out of here you busta ass virgin bitch boy.

Tall. You're saying tall as if it's means to be intimidating.

Wow, did you write that yourself you walking cliché..? Fucking poser.

>jolly green giant detected

Fuck with me, you know I got it.

check my dubs

get I've seen her on tv before... Nickelodeon used to show the angry beavers all the time

You wish.

tell her to quit making faces or she's gonna get stuck like that

Hilarious, unoriginal faggit.

Soo funny, not!

Literally drown her in a portapotty
>pic definitely related

You really like the word unoriginal.
In your mind, is being original having an ugly girlfriend instead of a decent one?
You a hipster or something?

You would use labels as an insult tactic, trendy faggit.

> first time eating atomic war head
>mfw

this is why having sex with animals is illegal, you might get one pregnant.. is her mom some sort of rodent? or...

>:stopmusic:

I can hear a banjo playing

i would sell her to the circus and make mad profit. "everyone come watch the 7th wonder of the world" let people throw shit at her and what not

Couldn't even find one with the correct hair color

Laxy fuck

sounds about right she looks to be about 18 op prolly 46 year old neck beard, hooked up (abducted) her when she was 8

Lost

Shit was not even sour, fucking cowardly lion.

JORDANS!!!!!

Ayyyy

I think op jumped ship, couldn't handle strangers telling him that hes dating a dog

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This is why Eugenics exists.

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I really hope we see each other in person one day, I really can't wait you fucking little faggit butch boy, you better be ready to kuckle up if I see you because I am going to drop you like a bad fucking habitat, mash yuh fucking face in. You really fucked up bro dissing my bae and then dis respecting me. I have the fastest hands on the street so let's see what's good when and if we bump into each other on the streets. I'm gonna mash your fucking head till you bleed out your ear.

Lol

She looks like a piece of shit OP

Woah there, edgelord.

is that you stregenona? cookin up some fresh pasta again?

:]

a scuffle with the holy green giant.. I'll make sure to add butter and salt to my edc so I'm prepared when a giant vegetable attacks me

Doggie style lights out, do not impregnate.

>jolly* green giant

Like the edge of my blade threw your double Ching you faking cowardly lion, I'll take both of you on at the same time fucking super man punch your noggin off your head and then fucking drop kicking that other little bitch boi. Keep it up bud.

Should've been drowned at birth tbh fam

Yes.

did you get to pic her name or did she come from the shelter with tags already?

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I got a set of those "billy bob teeth" from a gumball machine once but mine didn't look as real as hers do

Don't forget...

I like moth breathing better

OP is a bitch. Nuff said.

so you better get lower, than Flo rida, inside of a lowrider, with no tires in a hole

Bro, I have the quickest fist this side of the universe. I will happily knuckle you right in your pie hole if you keep acting up like this. You really need to learn a lesson to be honest, and I may just be the teach for your home room you little fucking bitch. Keep these tantrums up and I will fucking hack your IP via onion and find your location and then beat the shit out of you and anyone who gets in my way and try's to stop me, including your mom, I will knock her right the fuck out bro I dkn't even give a shit.

I really hope you make a wise choice because I've been itching for a little scuffle for a few years now. So you better take notes because I'll be looking to pick a bone with you. You won't know when or where I am or when I'll strike and that's where you done fucked up. Think bout it fam.

It's really hard to tell. Could you provide a few pics of her completely naked spread lips on a bed or floor? Also a pic of her asshole would be great. Thanking you in advance.

She has a nice body and she's pretty cute. As long as the two of you are happy. More nudes

My eyes only bud. Sorry.

hahahaha what did i just read

0/10 b8 m8 try harder

If you were to ever see user you would just cower like the bitch you are. You only act bad ass because you're talking over a computer, stop trying because all of us anons know you wouldn't do shit

Dude the only bitch here is you. I really am getting tired of having to hand out discipline to little bitch boys like you, who run their mouths but then can't back it up when you see them in the mean streets. All bark, no bite. Bro you really wanna do this because I'm ready to razz me dazzle you fucking cunt. Any place any time you just let me know you buster ass bitch.

why wait? bring that toothy bitch with you I need a tree taken down in my yard n I heard *beavers* are more effective than chainsaws

Shit talking like this is only digging yourself a deeper hole. Stop embarrassing yourself

You don't know me, I'm coming for you fam, be resdy to kuckle up.

Not after I shoot your deformed ass when I mistake you for a capybara you rodent.

Dude stop being a fucking faggit I eat little fuck boys like you for breakfast to help my digestive system settle. Better be ready for a tussle when I see you.

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH user!!!! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY

get my dick sucked

she must give pretty good head

> dropped like a bad habitat

The heat has been brung

Call a plastic surgeon, then a dentist, then a escort service to get rid of the blue balls from expecting to get laid.

this was meant for

If you see me you'll be running to your dog. Op pic related

Only a fucking coward needs a weapon knuckle up bud. Be a man for once in your shitty life.

Well then from what I've seen 9 ugly Gerry Mahoney ginger faces/10 ugly Gerry Mahoney ginger faces/10 BUT 9 smoking hot pussy bodies/10 smoking hot pussy bodies. Do the averages on that which (counting the first as negatives and the second as positives we get magnets how do they work?

Looks like someone already knuckled up your old lady

LOL how have you lived past 12.

This

this

Yeah me face fucking her every second of the day.

Why weren't you just aborted..?

She's a sexy girl! Is she ginger in the vajayjay region?

This is my fav thread.

I feel sorry for your little pecker

Nothing to brag about fam.

This post is just fuel for when you shoot up your work tomorrow, right?

Nuff said. Just shoot it already

Nah I highly doubt that bud.

nice sometimes ahead of the game, already got her goblin costume picked out for Halloween

Because I didn't come out like your shelter animal.

Dat resolution

I bet she wins best costume..that mask is absolutely hideous

The fact that you keep shit talking means you have nothing to back it up. Again you're just behind a monitor

No I would never do that, that's not even something to joke about bro, real shallow of you, it's 2016 shooting happen everyday, people die. Now you just crossed the fucking line bro I got a food delivery for yuh, a complimentary hot knuckle sandwich on whole wheat bread.

...when she walks into the bank they turn the cameras off

If I kiss her will she turn into a prince

very possible

I'm hungry.

I'm actually jogging to your house right now bud, see you in 24 hours with a fucking round house through the wall with your fucking name on it. And anyone else who wants to fucking throw down.

someday maybe she'll grow into a beautiful swan or butterfly maybe...

oh shit op is powering up

Gonna be hard for your invalid cripple legs to be walking all over the country like that.

I'll meet you half way faggot

someone make this into a dealwithit.gif

We are user.

You cannot find us.

Peasant.

keked and checked

When she eats your ass does she ever get shit in her teeth

Only thing gonna be mangled is your fucking back after I McMan you through your moms kitchen table.

Dude just because you're from west Virginia and your bae has fetal alcohol syndrome doesn't mean you can fight.

oh shit what if pic is op n she's was trying to get a rate without showing bewbs

Yeah right bro, I dear you.

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Yes, sometimes if I did not have time to clean. She says it's fine.

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We threw out mommies kitchen table a while ago m8.

You're gonna have to do better than that.

I can't wait to dance with you, hope you like the one two shuffle I got planned for yuh.

Was replying to...

>op finally comes home with kibbles'n'bits instead of that cheap ass generic crap
> luckily I forget to poop on rug this morning
>mfw

I'll buy a fucking table, build it and bring it to your fucking place just to body slams your fat fucking slob of a body through it. Then I will fuck my beautiful girlfriend on the top of your comatose body.

Guys I don't think hes lying about that being his GF

Come on op. After all this shit talking.

Let me guess you and your gf both come from a family tree that has never branched.

I would fuck her I pretty ugly.

she lick peanut butter off your nuts op?

And how about you bitch all you been doing is running your cock sucking in filthy mouth.

strange name for a dog
> Jennifer

>slam tour fucking fat slob of a body

mfw 145 pounds.

But everything is relative, and I sure am a fat fuck in comparison to your heroin-addicted dog.

Yeah, whenever I want her to. Fucking does whatever I want on the real. She's a dirty little bitch.

Ugly, dirty.

Details, man, they are important.

Then go snap a pic of her pussy and post it

ever have to use the spray bottle on her for biting you?I been wanting to try this with my dog but scared she might bite my nuts

145 bro your the biggest joke I could of came up with, thank you.

assuming she is disease free, id definitely fuck her without a condom and pullout before i ejaculate

I'm not the bitch saying that I am gonna beat everyone's ass. And I'm not dating a dog

pic of ass please

and no not anus, i mean the fucking buttocks

Would you cum on her tits or face?

As opposed to the 80 pound abducted child you have for a sex slave.

Pretty gud.

honestly op you shouldn't breed her, destroy the bloodline before you taint the population.

Fuck her right in the pussy

Dude you really love in a different fucking work don't you? I feel bad for you but to bad I'm so cold that I will stil beat your autistic ass like it was no big deal.

Cumming on her face would make her .1% better looking

My little frosted slam pig.

Suck her dick

She has to cock.

only if you managed to coat the buck teeth and her left eye.

Wtf is going on in this thread?

I don't speak retard.

op you should consider just beating your dick instead, that's what id do after fucking that toothy bitch id punish my dick real bad for making me fuck that thing you so elegantly called "bae"

No*

Filename ultrakek

You created it bro.

Well, you certainly seem to have a grasp of the written form of retard. You could probably learn to speak it if you *really* tried.

Why not ask your dog to teach you more.

op your girlfriend is ugly

Are you triggered poor faggot user?

Remember IT'S A dog

she a nasty bitch, reminds me of Mr. Ed

Bro no one likes you here, just get the fuck out of my thread before you embarrass yourself some more.

absolutely. the only reason i wouldnt full on impregnate her is because im a white as fuck ginger, and would prefer to mix my genes with a south east asian. but if i was going to impregnate a white woman she would do just fine. she seems to have a really slim body which is a huge turn on for me. pics of hips/ass would be greatly appreciated

sorry

...op your dog is ugly

Lmao I'm user I don't get embarrassed

nice ass! now stand her upright n show us a face pic

That's what you think.

fucking kid cant even reply yo

I fucking love you user

toothy blowjobs are the best blowjobs

Go ahead try to . I have a half inch dick. I only fuck pigs and dogs. So we clearly have something in common

Wtf.. Why would you stay with that thing for 10 years

Is bait

They related?

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Nobody likes when you do this. Go be dense somewhere else.

But it is though

please post pics of legs/hips/ass

This girl has Treacher-Collins, doesn't she?

>op want to rename family dog
> asks Cred Forums for help
> Jennifer a shit name for dog
>posts three pics of dogs ass
> won't post dogs face
>op rages for 40 minutes when people tell him he should quit fucking his dog

> legs

> hips

>ass

skin please

oh you're into bestiality too?

No reply op? Damn it was just starting to get fun too

Dude I think I know this chick

>tfw you might go to hell for the post you just made

shawty thicc

if she was any heavier, like 90% of the (non asian) population, Id consider her a beast.

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Op bailed. He's probably off fucking his dog

ops gone he's in the bathroom crying, thread prolly destroyed his life. now that he knows what his girl looks like to other people he doesn't wanna be seen in public with her anymore. trying to figure out how to leave/murder it

rude peeps

a tiny taste of old Cred Forums screwing with op for teh lulz

at first I thought the guy was trollin, then he didn't let up when he seemed to get offended, at the end I was believin ops claims were legit and he left severely sore in the booty

go delete system32 and shut the fuck up faggot

They are doing the Lord's work over there.