Okay Cred Forums drunk ex texted me

She is self conscious, kinda crazy, and bad at sex but always wants me to

unless you consider laying there good at sex

it happened

I might be saying this if this doesn't pick up

Well OP died, may as well go for the roll

"I might consider it if you dropped the clothes for me, let me get a look at my old cum pump."

fuck, OP, just get some nudes.

Agreed

"you mom will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post"

She won't send nudes. small tits anyways, like B cup. but she has an okay ass.

Like i said, self conscious

give us a picture faggot. Ask for a booty pic

She is drunk OP, Fuck with her or try

>scared to be naked
Either underage or retarded

so you want help talking to a drunk chick who wants dick but won't send nudes? what's the point?

Just come over already lets fuck

I'm trying to fuck with her, i really don't care about hooking up

Fuck, have her get nudes of one of the other chicks, then.

>trips
Fuck

Winner. Ask for pics of the other chicks, OP.

Get nudes

...

kek, keep trying OP sounds like she'd do that at least.

Also B cups are fine, less you have to fuck with them for them to feel anything.

Someone help me convince her

Let me ask you a question. If you give me the right answer I'll do anything you want for as long as you can take it.

Find three consecutive odd numbers such that eight times the third plus twice the first is equal to six times the second. Find the numbers.

>Let me ask you a question. If you give me the right answer I'll do anything you want for as long as you can take it.
>Find three consecutive odd numbers such that eight times the third plus twice the first is equal to six times the second. Find the numbers.

I'm bored, why not, you got dubs, she texts quickly

Say something to boost her up like

"I miss your tits but I'm busy. If you get me going I might do it but I barely remember what you look like."

or hold out until she sends you wins
but keep her interested

Ok, you win. Just one tit.

answer: x = -5 (first number)
x+2 = -3 (second number)
x+4 = -1 (third number)

...

I'll fuck your asshole if you can deepthroat an opened pack of hotdogs

This

It's a good thing sending me a sexy pic doesn't require any thought at all.

>dubs decide

fucking kek

>
5 7 9

roll for this

"Hey stacy, a bunch of guys want to see your pussy explode with cum. Can i take this shitty camera from pre-vanilla WoW and link the 30 second video to as many free sites as I get reports for?"

Come on guys shes clearly horny

show me your tits or you cant come over
slut

WINRAR

Ask your friends. Maybe they're more adventurous than you.

Do you like anal rape?
If you do, can you please give a blowjob?

Dude get off b and just fuck her. Are you stupid orhwat

ChChCh CHECK EM SKANKS

Win!

Winrars
In sequence please

"Check out my dick, it's really flacid for you"

if you're so horny put your fingers in your wet pussy then put them in your mouth then send a pic

>Ask your friends. Maybe they're more adventurous than you.
Ill do this
That is me, i forgot to add pic

After I see some pics of your friends I can decide which one is going to join us later.

WINRAR

OH FUCK WINRAR

>not a roll

Let's get user laid, if he'll take some pics for us

roll

WIN FUCKING RAR

Win!
>After I see some pics of your friends I can decide which one is going to join us later.

...

Honestly fucking her wouldn't be so bad. Get laid in exchange for her pics OP, you get your kicks for the night and we get our rocks off in a less eventful way

If you and a friend send me tits you can come over

Send her a dick pic then tell her you want to shove it in her ass

I'm just asking that remind me of how hot you are. Is that so bad?

roll for this

I'll fuck you if you bring one of your friends with

You can come over. Two conditions. Bareback in your ass, and you have to swallow.

My lady, if you send me 1 tit, i'll go to your home and fuck you like no one ever will in your life.

"It's only soft cause I'm busy. I might be willing to put this away for the night if you get me going."

This

rolling

OH FUCK user, I hope this isnt a stacy.

Heres for my dubs :

"Im sorry' babe, I was talking to this skan'k who likes to? spit, you know I o'nly cuddle with a swallow." I want those puncutations in there.

This winrar

winrar

This

Okay guys, i got a snapchat

My no dubs cancels this fuckups dubs.

You want me to fuck you? Get your tits out, send me a picture and get me ready. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.

If you do what I tell you to like a good girl, you might get to have this cock inside you.

Kek

If dubs say "please I need your nudes for my fake friends in Cred Forums so they think I'm cool"

Send me a pic and my cock will be as hard as it is for a nigger to learn to read

This is gay

"nigger digger bigger dick in my crib
Just want your bitch drink some bleach"

tldr: kill yourself.

You poor thing you must be retarded

Look at that fucking forehead

yeah, we're going to need nudes.

...

Ew..

Agreed. Ignore that shit, OP.

Tell her you love her more then any other biological creature you've ever had to honor to breath in there dead skin cells.

rollin to get back on track with this.

Rerolling for what I said here. She wants the dick, you're in charge, not her. Man the fuck up, nigger.

"you're as important to me as a dust particle in the inmensity of the universe."

She's not bad in person, bad picture

also, holy shit

Roll

Tell her you'll send dick pics for nudes so original but if she's horny it should work

Send me a picture of you and your friend with tits out and I'll make this a night you won't ever forget

>I'm just asking that remind me of how hot you are. Is that so bad?

WIN!

OP you forgot

This

Show me where you want me to stick it

Sorry babe to tell you the truth i'm a niggerlover.

this dude, this

Winrar

Well there's nothing better than rough sex.. Rail some tail, OP.

Come over. Let's do this, anal.

Ffs trying again

The price for that is sexy pics.

Winrar

Pls no

Bump

ALRIGHT MEMBERS! WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT!

WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT:
>OP Doesn't find slut a Stacy
>Slut is a cheater
>Slut wants the daddy issue sex

So heres the game plan I propose

WE ONLY SUGGEST THIS PHRASE FOR DUBS

"I'll fuck you right now if i can record it"
That quoted statement is my dubs.

Pls yes

Yeah OP use this

...

This

so much autism.

Tell her send pics of her & her friends then tell her to come over in 30 minutes to fuck

How are girls supposed to be "good at sex"?

Thissss

roll

Roll

Literally 100% her

LOL she looks like an alien. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Do something like

"Listen, if you send pics I might get some use out of this old belt. Tie you down, smack your right ass with it, we'll just have to wait and see."

You know what you have to do OP

Best dirty Sanchez Dat shot and send it back.

Star fish. Lay there, does nothing and expects him to do all of the work. Shit root.

Dubs GET

Look, ive developed a condition that makes my dick take a while to get errect, send me a picture so it will be ready when you get here. If you want to hook up this is the only way it can happen.

There are too many beta-fags in here that have only slept with 3 women max in their lifetimes....

"Will you suck the cum off my cock after I ram it down your tight asshole like the little fucktoy skank you are?"

im not trying to get her to hate me

DUBS GET!

...this time... It's a get.

Fuckin gross

phase one? might be a long shot but are you talking about murphy canyon?

This

Now

rolling

no

You can come over only if you promise to peg me

Fuck you

You know OP, you could just fuck her and post the pics during.

Roll and Roll

Fuck you more

I'll abuse you so bad you'd think I was a friend of the family

Why did you cheat on me? I was going to propose!

We can have a little fun before the main event, right? Play along with a couple pics!

Rollerino

Just go fuck her ya fuckin pansy

I will get

Reroll

Roll

just ruin it.
She's not worth it
I just wanted to have a laugh, now i'm thinking you're a huge cuck and a faggot. why don't you ask Masen for some dick pics?

her head is shaped like a literal funnel

Confess your neverending love for her, OP

Rolling for this.

Alright come on over, but I want a few pics when you get here

This is close enougj to trips

Have sex with her tape it and post it damnit

Dubs

WINRAR!

Winrar

Rolling.

I'm gay now I don't want your disgusting pussy, bitchtits

Winrar

Winzip.rar

Let me see them iddy biddy titties girl

Can I film you sucking my cock and send it to Masen?

Winrar

roll

This

Check

The dubinator

rolling

I fucking know but my roommate just woke up and is in the livingroom and that would be weird. ill wait till he leaves or goes in his room

"I just want a taste of your pussyfur"

Hey diddle diddle, ray rice up the middle

KEKLAR check that shit out

WIN

That's one ugly bitch OP.

Rolling for "I'll let you suck the dead skin off my dickhead and maybe slap your titties around if you do a good job, you big-eyed cockhound"

Waisted trips

Wasted trips

The lord him self has spoken.

roll

Don't be a bitch just tell her to climb through your window

just send her your dick and see what happens

OP SEE HERE FOR WIN. IT WAS REROLLED.

C'mon OP, give us something...

The above is not a roll.

Seriously fuck her take pics while you do doggy and post em, tie her up amd blind fold her and get as many as you can. Or better blind fold her tie her up dont fuck her and after youre photo shoot tell jer to gtfo

And why don't you wanna bang her ?

Honestly OP your roommate would probably go back if you told him you were about to get laid.

-5,-3,-1

Cmon man work with us here

The quad cockblock tho

Wait... How would it be weird for you to have a girl over and fuck her? Why does that have anything to do with your room mate and why would it matter?

Are you in a gay relationship with your male room mate?

this is so fake

winner.

This

Rolling for this

No, I just don't want to deal with it in the morning when they are all like "ooh, what did you do with her?"

HOLY SHIT THIS

OP
Why are you ignoring this "Can I film you sucking my cock and send it to Masen?"

Tell her your going to kill yourself and do it. wtf is this "normie" fucking shit.

ops gone bye

Op here. Yes I'm bisexual so go fuck yourself

...

Op is ded

Your are not op, fucking fag

So... you don't want to deal with guy talk?

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Absolutely. fun's gone with this
"i want to fuck her so please help me" thing.

YAS
(This is not a roll)

This is OP:
Cums in your ass... not in your mouth.

"I fucked her you faggot"

OP you fucking faggot.

See here

its like ur alergic to vagina dude . . .

>Can I film you sucking my cock and send it to Masen?

I will if she texts back. might have passed out

ROLLON

>705976166
Autism.jpg

dubs means truth.
OP why are you avoiding the winrar?

Damn. Really puts things in perspective.

OP IS A FAGGOT

SAGE NIGGERS

I'm not sober and quite frankly just jerked it like an hour ago. I will let her come over if she wants but idk she isn't replying

What shes doing is riding another guys cock because he said yes.

Rerolll

Who is "masen" exactly?

>dubs decides

Winrar

-5, - 3, - 1

Girls don't actually like this by the way.

That's why it's funny

Have you read this whores texts?

My wife begs to differ nigger.

Well... Maybe she is susbmissive ss fuck.
But yeah itsa bit much for regular missionary hoes.

I'm a girl though.

That's because your wife is probably a used up crack whore

...

Op's young brother is pretending to be his gf. They are both giggling like stupid little school girls, and probably fingering each others assholes.

>thinks talking to women like you are a nigger turns them on
>calls someone else a nigger

kek

Mason is her friend she obviously friendzoned. some nice guy who drives her home when shes drunk

literal cuck though, sleeps in the same bed when he does drive her over but doesn't try anything

For real

you actually did the math

Wanna bet?

By "met" grant she means she's fucked him too.

Ask her if you can DP her with your room mate?

I'm in The Same position , but I fuck the bitch... Idk how to feel about it.

You need to flip one of the pics

>winds up left
>punches with right

ayy lmao

If dubs, tie her up and blind fold her and take all the pics you can, plus go through her phone and send yourself any nudes she has. Then fuck the shit out of her and leave her tied up till tomorrow morning

When she comes over, you better send us a pic OP

>NORMIES GET OUT

But she said they cuddle and shit in the day, she also mentioned in the texts earlier that Masen only fucks her when she is sober?

She they do actually do shit. That's why I am confused about who he actually is.

This.

Your dubs are a waste. You are a waste. What the fuck is this shit?

rolling

reroll

Was planning on it, except she'll leave and that way i can sleep in peace

How long does it take for her to get to your place, OP?

This.

The blindfold/tying idea seems good too. Get some real nasty close ups.

This

Rolling for this! Make it happen OP!

trap/10

Shouldn't be too long. probably getting dressed, idk

will try, she hates pics, but she wont know blindfolded

FOR FUCK SAKE SOMEONE ROLL A WIN ON THIS

KEK HAS SPOKEN
WINRAR

OP, give us an ETA

This actually is a great idea

Ayyy

check out these digits and never message me again

This

Rolleroni

Thanks for supporting my idea and rolling dubs. My nigga!

winrar

No thanks, i don't want to see my roommate's dick

And he has a gf, probably will marry her

I couldn't not!

but you want to fuck him?
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A HUGE AUTIST OP
GO SUCK A NIGGER'S DICK

fuck you dubs have spoken

OP IS A FAGGOT CONFIRMED.

Roll. If trips you have to tell her "I'm going to tell Mason, even if you beg me not to. Then I'm going to show him all of our conversations."

...

cute as fuck OP want a booty pic lel

It's not gay, when it's in a 3 way.

Tell your roomie to stop being such a notch and man the fuck up

I would not could not on a boat
read any of the boring ass shit you wrote
even horton doesnt wanna hear you

Have you never looked at porn in your life?

What is wrong with a threesome with another girl where you literally do nothing to the guy?

dubs speaking truth once again.

Idk what's taking her so fucking long >no roll
what a waste

AND CINDY LOU IS AFRAID TO GO NEAR YOU!

Enjoy the sex, op

>trips decide. if dubs says something funny ill consider you, dubs
dubs aint shit

This. Still fag shit, but this...

Dubs have again spoken. Send her that ^^

Holy fuck. The quints dont lie.

Absolutely checked

dubs errywhere

he was talking about a previous roll though? no waste he is right.

Fucking nice

quints get?

quints!
>i have never...

holy fuck! quints!

Roll for this

Should we start up a new thread?

Handed down by a dog they were...

praise kek

quints says dubs is correct so therefore you must send that and send proof don't be a faggot op

Now I am become quints

How good is she in bed? Is she wild as fuck, and into deviant shit?

If it's worth it, keep every pic and hold it over her head. You'll send them to her man unless she does all sorts of nasty shot for you.

Based on her texts, she seems the sort who'd love that sort of shit anyways.

Also - sharpie in pooper once you have her tied down later.

New thread upon delivery of quints wishes.

good thread so far. is it happening or not happening the suspense is palpable.

> dubs decides

Haha, I've done that b4

I see your phone has the same problem as mine.

WE NEED AN UPDATE OP.

Quints didn't ask for a new thread lol

You sound like OP trying to avoid the rolls.

WITNESS ME

Where tf OP at. If she comes over he has to send pics

Many, many of them do. Like a heap of them. Try it some time. Look for signs that she's into it first though. Calling you daddy, liking her hair pulled, wanting her ass smacked are all hints.

dubs didn't decide

Greedy little cuck aren't ya?

I doubt it. But even if you are, just because you don't like it doesn't mean no one else does.

If she replys
She's fucking too drunk to stand aparently. Kinda pisses me off because i took a few shots in preparation

she is like not responsive to me, im on the phone

Yes, we need a new thread. Surely OP will deliver after all this time and effort.

So go pick her up then?

Nigga she drivin...

samefag
OP please kill yourself.

Has anyone else noticed op is using google voice which would make it really easy for him to be having this conversation with himself via a second number?

New thread?

This and pick up a friend of hers and fuck them both like a boss as bitch

Yup

Dub-dubs. Gotta do it, now.

She is walking distance

and she is tired now

I use it with Sprint, because the 2g sucks and then i can also use it with my laptop

Fuckin double double dubs!

thread is dead boys pack it up

Then what's the problem? Walk your neckbeard ass over there and drag the hoe back to your cave.

In conclusion, OP will always be a fag. Please kys OP

I'm trying

Thread took too long I wanted some funny ass shit to text her but it took too long to pick up.

looks like she's asleep

don't worry, if y'all on tomorrow, i probably will do the same thing but actually fuck her.

I feel bad for you people, ill take pics and post it if you are on tomorrow. She normally wants to party with me so she canfuck me

yea, op is balls deep and you guys cant top talking shit

Show pics of your dick