Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!

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Hi everyone again! :3

Drills loli.

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GG 2nerd4me

You don't understand.... you just don't understand at all.

I have. At least there you know what you're working with. Here, it'll be damn hot, and then all of a sudden, Satan decides to visit and brings an INSANE heatwave with him.
>Plus, you gotta remember where I live, so it's far hotter than what most people have to deal with.

how's it going?

I understand that you are being very silly.

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am I this tired?

same here, except i don't have a pc heating up my room

you already fucked up with that emoji shit nigger, now you'll attract mostly faggots

best part of az
damn those are pretty bad days

you go to ssleep, what time is it with you

they have it humid not hot

sounds good, lasagna is fuckin perfect

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Claimu!
Woah, who's that cutie?

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I'm ok i suppose. How about you?

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Alrigh actualy, had an alright night and today will be rather short.
What about you?

Hello there, you new?

More raids on the way too

Heyo

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still here

yeah the pc is a bitch sometimes but I like having it in my room. maybe if I lived alone I'd keep it in the living room but I have a roommate.

hiya nui, haven't we talked before? it's beatrice from re:zero.

I'm doing alright. just up late again because I was up too late last night and slept a little past ten because of it. probably gonna be up for a while now, bleh.

hey hey hanako. how's it going?

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still here

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fuck...my b my b... I repent

yes! I am new, very very new! How are you?

Pretty good, just lazing around mostly.Was just back from the hospital.

Rumia claimed


>Hi senpai

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I'm hungry but I'm all good!
Hows your day?

Oh, we have! i didn't realize it was her in a different outfit, how have you been?

why were you in the hospital? is everything okay?

yeah that image is a casual outfit, it's also one of my favorites of her.

I've been okay, how about yourself?

Then go eat silly! but glad to hear!

My day is almost over! Was a busy one, hurt my thumb real bad too at work...but glad it's the weekend now! How was yours?

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SAY HI TO CHEN

Nuh uh! I'm super cereal!

Oh hi Hikage.

Nice.
Turns out my radio stopped working this morning because a completely unrelated fuse blew, so I replaced it and all was right with the world. Other than that, I took my doge on a car ride with the top down, and she enjoyed it a lot. Now I'm at work like always.
>Pic related, is doge woof woof!

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DOG WOOF WOOF

>Hikage and Yuuka
This is a good cross over
>This image
Now listen here you, you're not a member of the round table don't disrespect the armor

did you get a better team, or just not salty anymore?

gotta suck
>1 room mate
going to school?

it's good we forgive easily, love bb

that pic?

>smugsies
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Claiming this qt snek

thought I would try something different because of the fake

phew! love u 2 bb

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Fuck you

Loser

where is chen for me to say hi to?

that doesn't seem like something you'd do.

no. I had something else going, but that ended pretty abruptly so I was forced to find someone who could pay rent on time and wouldn't kill me in my sleep, so I ended up rooming with my brother. I don't know what's gonna happen in feb when the lease is up. if I can find a one bedroom that's cheap enough I'll go with that but otherwise I'll probably just stay where I am.

fuck you

Ah, everything seems to look cute on her.

I'm doing fine, just relaxing and listening to music at the moment.

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what music?

also hi

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that's because beatrice is perfection!

sounds like fun. what kind of music?

Bored as always?
>Nice doge.
Can i disrespect the armor?

No

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I woke up with severe stomach pains last Monday, couldn't stop vomiting and I couldn't stand up properly from the nausea so I got carted off to the hospital.

I came back today for an appointment. According to the results, the stomach ache was because I've been skipping too many meals, and that I was pretty much headed towards a liver failure.

Also, they found out that my sugar levels were higher than normal despite constantly vomiting when I was tested, so I need to come back next week so that they can check if I have diabetes.

Please forgive me, I mean no offense. I only admire figures such as you.

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WOOF WOOF!

Which pic?

Why not?!

Yeeeeep. Nothing much happens at work.
>Thanks!

My food is cooking!
Meh it could of been better, hoping tomorrow will be better

No I did it with my clan, this was a fresh new raid where we all had to figure it out, for the entire time I didnt get salty

so how you hurt your hand?

alright, unless your the fake

>won't kill me
>will pay on time
drugu or ex or what?

i think i had another somewhere
>not part of the round table
you aren't either
ugly armor

how are you today

ignore them im a creature of habit if anything

HI CHEN

ah geez...that's not good. that sounds really rough, I'm so sorry. I really hope things turn out okay, although it definitely doesn't sound great...ugh.

because you are a known silly.

ex. I don't feel like getting into much more detail though.

One for the plug and one for the load

2:24 am

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Chen has a trip.

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he does not always wear it, right?

Habit of sucking felonious cock

Chen is in bed.

Oooh what are you having?
aw that's a shame, I too hope you have a better day tomorrow!
What things happened that didn't make it so great?

By a very unfortunate accident to do with a farm gate and wet weather... so it's pretty much a useless hand at the moment, and it's my dominant one too darn it!

Are you sure about that?
I still have 2 uses left~

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user im not interested in that

>Saber
>King Arthur
>Not part of the round table
??
>Ugly armor
;-;
No please

Hello!

I've been listening to lot of the Xenoblade soundtrack but right now i'm listening to Kirby like i mostly do.
youtube.com/watch?v=i5Q7kPRppa0
Not as perfect as Nui but she's pretty close i'll give you that.

I've been listening to a lot of Kirby and Xenoblade music, see above.

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I am not!

Why would you shoot your load onto your phone? :^)

don't get me wrong, nui is an excellent choice, but beatrice is simply the best~

ah, video game stuff. that can be nice, I don't really listen to that much though.

yes. and a known cute.

Meh. The worst case scenario was that I had stomach cancer or my appendix has blown, so these results aren't too bad. Who needs a liver anyway?

I don't know about the diabetes thing though. My brother just ordered Glazed Nutella Donuts with cream filling and is eating them one after the other. He's literally a walking vacuum - how the HELL am I the one with diabetes?

back from the doc
turns out i was just a faggot
hey everyone

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Booki, y u no in game?

Wow that's different, never heard of this! Might give it a lil listen here and there! Cool how everyone has their go to music!

What are you scared of?
That in going to ask you to take the armor off?

well I'm pretty rough on my liver but I still hope the poor thing keeps going for a while. I'd hate to give up drinking.

I don't think that eating sugar all the time is really a major cause of diabetes. seems to be more genetic and then just bad luck. I dunno though. my grandpa and my dad both have it, so I keep thinking that I'll get it but I'm getting older and older and still don't seem to have it.

anyway, I hope you end up okay. really sorry to hear about all that.

what was wrong?

Cause ones has bitches on it
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

did they set you right? as in you know tsm will lose

Whats wrong?

a.pomf.cat/cinrin.gif

I like board games.
Are you still as bad at reversi at you used to be?

i was scared i had pneunomia
turns out it was just a cold that got a bit out of control
goodnight
ohhh boy
you wanna watch together? so i can laugh in your face?
see first reply

sure in about 10 or so minutes im about to get the treads on my tank

well better to know for sure. glad it's all okay.

Yes.

Rip

Its fine dont need to, was hoping for junkie and a standoff

Oh, then its still early

Do you know how cocunuts were brought to england, or a theory, if not the right one then you are not

Lel, what a loser

Night

Again, what a faggot

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Damn nigga, brutal

Ah. Ok.

i was joking if you dont want to its fine
good lucking fighting a war for the wrong country you commie
thanks
the main reason why i thought it was this is because i had one few months ago and maybe it didnt fully cure
why bully thunder tits
>checked
im sorry for leaving you last thread
it really isnt all that bad

oh, no thankfully. it was rough though.

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trips

and yes, max rip...

I am not.

RIP Faggot

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well I'm sure it'll all be fine. just murder your cold with medicine and juice.

yeah but you already admitted you just refuse to believe it, so your opinion is invalidated~

>Checked
I haven't seen Monty Python in ages I barely got that joke
Syndra...please

no i do i just wanted to get the treads but this round was a stomp so im ready now. How are we going to watch this?

Well each to their own i suppose, but Nui is the bestest!

I highly recommend the Xenoblade soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=1MeRnj6iZe8
youtube.com/watch?v=ol5k02RRYhY
I absolutely love the latter here, it's like pleasure to the ears.
The song itself or the Kirby soundtrack? i'd be surprised you haven't heard some of it.

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Somehow I scrolled past your reply like an idiot.. the hunger is getting to me
I'm having hamburger lasagna, it's prety late to make the real deal but this will fill me up
I woke up late, didn't have the tools to disassemble old a/c units for it's copper

Well hopefully you'll feel better
Like me, coming off a melancholy

yeah my ex was real big into xenoblade, especially the music. I'm sure I'll play it one of these days.

nui really is quite wonderful. and we both have exquisite taste, hairdrills and all.

Please what? You?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Well, goodnight Chen, Love you.

thats what i want on my tombstone
on it chief, thanks
how has your day been?
just on rabbit i think
i will open my room
oh sucks to hear you are feeling tha way
still the same shit as before thats beein bothering you?
im sorry

>thunder titis
tsunyun please
and those demon digits, i keep getting trips when i get on /waifu/

but it would hve been cool if you were in a truxican standoff

what you up to now, since your dominant hand is shit right now
also forgot to say
>farmgate
where do you work and live

>those digits
me neither, i need to rewatch some

melancholy? what happened

these digits are so close

Nighty night.
Sleep well.

it was okay. got my shopping done finally, so that's about all I need to do for...who knows how long. my life is not a very full one.

might have been cool. on the other hand it's nice not to be shot dead by them.

I have never admitted to anything!

Make sure to put that in your will!

>FUCKING 4 OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Syndra don't do it please. I beg you.
Monty Python is a gift to the world
>Biggus Dickus

It's amazing, you'd be doing yourself a favor if you got into it.

Yeah, cute blonde hairdrills are without a doubt the best.

you know you love this nick
plus its a defining feature of your waifu
kek well it is pretty sweet to have a calm life
did you buy some good snacks?
i hope my family just knows me well enough to do it for me

I want you to

your silence is evidence enough.

a shame nui doesn't have a flatter chest though. dfc is the best.

nah, not really. if I get snacks I end up eating them way too fast. I did forget to get pickles though, might need to order some off amazon prime now. what a world we live in, you can have pickles delivered right to your door.

The song itself I think, but yea I know Kirby fo sho

All good my dude, easy mistake. And sounds yummy, funnily enough I am having lasagna too! The hunger is real
Oh bummer, how unforunate of a day...so you get copper from them I presume to sell? Interesting stuff!

And not much, tis the weekend for me now pretty much (friday night) so luckily I can try recover my hand as best as possible over my lesser work days! But basically I'm just relaxing, on the pc and such things, healing.
And yea, farmgate, haha. I work all over the place, I'm an up and coming builder if you like hahah, but also help out at a few farms and the likes, hence the gate and my hand dying...

Please don't do it ;-;

If she wants she could beat her there as well!

Pretty much, but Destiny's new expansion has kept my mind off of it

Just felt useless and slightly suicidal

Yeah, I sell it at the scrapyard, they usually give a decent amount of money for a bucket full of copper

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that doesn't even make any sense!

kek yea thats the same for me but i cant stop myself from buying them as well
oh yea this is a wicked world all right
wouldnt want it any other way
alright i guess thats good
hope you will get over it soon enough

Probably not.

It is not!

but you would of lived i can see it

great, also let syndra do it

please stop, or else ill call you... idiot yandere, and ignore you

friday night? where do you live, its 12 a.m. and friday morning for me

oh, is that why you were so upset last time i saw you, and just life hit you hard or something?

I need to go for my walks again.. a cool front is here so it's perfect

Yea, I'm pretty sensitive when I'm in a down mood, not your fault, nobody can predict when I get depressed.

>Also let Syndra do it
F-Fine
>Filename
Insult to injury

oh no doubt, so where do you go to find said copper etc? what other things to you scavenge for?

9pm here for me, friday haha, I must live on the otherside of the world!

The song itself is a remix of Marx's theme from Kirby Super Star.

You might also like this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=eTeT6t9sdjc

Kirby is amazing without a doubt.
When something as wonderful as Nui is involved it doesn't have to!

ooh thanks! yea Kirby is awesome for sure! Pretty neat music too!

why would you think so?
as i said im acting like on atm
>uploads that pic
you wont ignore me so i wont stop with this nic
its too good
you love me too much
>a cool front
huh?
but yea walks are great, especially with a doggo

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On the coils, you unscrew the case than you'll see the copper sticking out, saw them off

Everything else is basically junk, hardly worth a nickle, you could sell the coil but you need a special a/c guy silence, my uncle has that

If I didn't know better, I'd say you're the kirby guy, much so I'm the Destiny guy

Oh.. right your place is always cold, you dont know what a cold/warm front is.

good luck getting over your problems

>filename
i kinda get it

what country you at? you a windmill like tsunyun?

filename, last response to you also

Ah Im running low on images to post, must go scour for more! Funnily enough I never actually saved any pics of my waifu until I discovered this thread tonight, or saved many pics of anything tbh. But it's cool, it's fun finding pics of her and such! Soon I'll have a decent folder I hope! So I may hang around this thread awhile longer! Cuz y'all are so cool!

A windmill? What do you mean haha. And I live in lil ol' NZ!

Where are y'all from?

kek
yea you got that right
can you maybe explain though?
N-no wait
it was me who was kidding

also cute pic! so what can you tell me about your waifu?

zanorg.net/bouletmaton/


Do a representation of yourself IRL

Thanks, destiny does help keep my mind off of it

Where is your waifu from?

Best way I can describe it, a huge wave of cold/warm air which causes an increase or decrease in temperature for the week, sometimes rain

she is a thundertits
>one off
never dank
thats kinda weird and doesnt sound good at all

Highschool DxD, One of the limited anime I have watched, some people think it's dumb, but I like it and the story, and it was a shock to me too because I didn't realize it was lewd. It's cool though! Her name is Akeno Himejima

Thundertits? haha

Na you'd want a cold front in the super heat, tho that's could mean high chances of thunderstorms.. ya'know with the hot and cold mixing

Oh I heard of it, I love my some ecchi anime

Oh cool! And yea me too, all be it the only one I've ever seen (ecchi-wise I mean) and I actually enjoy it haha.

i'm from u.s. a good portion here are
use danbooru, or gelbooru for pics
from senran kagura series, and i find her fun to play

that was the last destiny expansion right? are they just gonna do events from now on

Cute image

I'm fucking tired goodnight /waifu/

You should check out the series when you can.

Also not sure why but you seem kinda familiar.
That i pretty much am now i suppose, or the Xenoblade guy.

i mean no she isnt
yea thats something i understand, thunderstorms arent fun though
im okay with just having cold weather all the time
h-hey
i was joking

Good night.

Night .2

Still no one to play MWO with.

night

gotta suck, i wold play but my connection is shit

hello cutie, and 1 off for that roll

discord.gg/anpb2mf
If you want to erp. go here

ah the u.s, cool cool! For some reason I get a lot of people commenting on my accent, asking if I'm from there for some reason!

Oh Danbooru/gelbooru, never heard of it, I assume google will take me there, so thanks! Hopefully I'll find a lot of her there!

Senran kagura, so from a game type thing? She's certainly a nice character, I can see why you like to play her

Oh definitely shall now that you've mentioned it!
Haha I seem familiar how so? Hopefully not in a bad way!

She isnt thundertits? or she's not a windmill?

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Yeah, now they shifted their focus on developing Destiny 2, all we have now is live events, upcoming is the halloween event and sparrow racing later in december, we spectate they will do an april update to keep the game the content drought

I see you more as the kirby guy

Eh, cold is my natural enemy cause I'm skinny. Love me some thunderstorms tho, kinda wanna stormchase

That's 9 off, hi!

no thundertits
i repeat, no thundertits
im skinny as well but some thicc cloathing is always super comfy. i got a wool coat its great

no thundertits, can confirm, no thundertits
but possibly windmill

Glad to hear! i suggest Super Star Ultra or Return to Dreamland.

Nah, in a good way, you remind me of another friend i had.
Well that doesn't surprise me much, i tend to talk about it quite a lot.

happens to the best of us, might be cause of where you ere raised
yes google should
yup, a 3ds game, its a fn beat em up, and i like my girls kinda stoic(if thats the right word)

oh wait yea forgot if it wraps back to 0 the other 0 turns into 1
how are you today/tonight anyway

Eh I'm in a mixture of tight clothing and baggy shorts

Oo uh.. yeah the first one is ment for hikage, how did I fuck that up

good
now lets hope he gives me (you) again
also he isnt a windmill, i am
>yuno

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Was just about to ask which you recommended! So will defs check them out! thanks! Haha aw cheers, glad I remind you of something nice, as you are a good feller too!

Yea possibly, it's definitely a mystery this accent of mine, no one believes I was born here hahaha, guess it's a fun party trick...

google is based, thank

oh kewl, I was going to get a 3ds but never convinced myself sadly. But sounds cool, so you like the fighty types, girls with a bit of heat?

confusing you are, windmill or no windmill, there is no try. You are I but who are you to me I am.