Be honest, Cred Forums

Treat like wine. Put for 2 more years in cellar, perhaps try from time to time to check quality. Consume.

If she's 14, I'm 14

Like anyone on here ever had sex.

I'd yell at her for wearing pre-ripped pants.
Like, when my jeans are ripped I'm fucking pissed, that means I have to buy a new pair, so why would you buy a pair that's already ripped?
Fucking spoiled brats.

Wtf is up with these responses... You're all fucking pedo virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on Cred Forums all day.

A lady, even if she's so young like this girl, deserves to be treated right and respected like a human being. As soon as I saw this I'd tell her that she's a really beautiful young lady and she doesn't need to wear such revealing clothes to show off her beauty, and whatever we did last night was wrong because I was drunk. I'd even offer to go shopping and buy her clothes that covers her up more. It'd be worth spending all my money just to see her smile.

She'll realise how much of a respectful gentleman I am and would want to be with me, but I'd have to politely decline as she's too young and it's illegal. However, I'd be her best friend and the person she turns to whenever she's sad, and when she's legal I will finally ask her out so we can safely and happily be together, go to the movies, play vidya together, and have cuddle nights.

To win a girl's heart, no matter what age, you need to respect and love her.

>seanconnery

>50 no's and a yes, is still a yes.

9/10

Brag about it on /b than have the thread call OP a fag.

>Be honest, Cred Forums...
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>If you had drunk sex with this girl all night,

i would never be drunk because i dont drink. EVER

>only to have her confess to you that she's only 14 years old,

well i dont talk to girls so there is nothing to confess

>what's the first thing you would do?

that would be irrelevant because of the 1st 2 things being in affect

>> pic related she really is only that young

ok so now all the old men know to stay away if they even give a fuck

You put in the wrong picture. Here, I'll put in in for you

copy pasta is stale

We get it youre a pathetic lonely virgin loser geez didnt need to spend that much time making a post about it

>convicted for paedophilia

enjoy your freedom americuck.

>would you buy a pair that's already ripped?

because it looks hot on her.

>To win a girl's heart, no matter what age, you need to respect and love her.
Sir, at this point I must dissent.
First, the girl must be a registered organ donor.
Second, she needs to have a lethal issue like an accident, not damaging her heart.
Third, you need to be in need of her heart, must be compatible and top of priority list to win her heart.

Please refrain from using words as "Love" or "respect" within this matter. It's impious.

why would I be in a position to be drinking around 14 year olds in the first place? I mean she wouldn't be the only one there, right? there'd have to be a contingent of young kids and that'd tip me off that there's kids too young be drinking let alone to be fornicating with, right?

>a contingent of young kids
Hell, you're right! There must be more! Gotta catch em all!

victory lap.

Pull out and blow on her face.

Valid.

> h-hurrr.... hello young ladies. I am sorry but i cannot offer my companionship as you are all not of age. Have a fine day M'ladys.

>If you had drunk sex with this girl
Well I don't drink, so she'd have to be drunk. If she was actually 14, I'd try to get her some help for her alcoholism.

Half of B are edgy 14-16 yr olds so they're just gonna say smash again.

can we have moar of her?

Turn her into the cops. It's illegal to have sex that young.

First thing? giving statement to the police.

Why?
A friend's brother got to jail for three years cause of some bitch like that.

Go for round 2.

Wouldnt u fuck her again though

I don't think I'm capable to get hard from 14 yo sry user

Fuck her again and make sure she bleeds this time

UK legal age is 16. So fuck her for the next 2 years, then brag about it. Oh wait, I'm married and don't drink, so it couldn't happen. In which case, I'd wake up, smile, think about the good dream, then fuck her again when I went to bed the next night. Good times OP. Good Times.

>UK
>don't drink

kek'd

This is one of my favorite pastas.

Thanks user.

so if we labelled the girl in the pic as an 18 year old youd suddenly get hard?

> being this much of a brainwashed faggot

Plot twist : i am a cop

Keep devoting time to her. The thing with teen girls is that they don't want one night stands. If you can give them a meaningful relationship where they're happy which is what they really want, they'll eventually accept that intercourse is a normal part of life even if they're at that age. Let them break up with you but it better be a happy breakup.

Have sex with her again and take lots of pictures and videos, creampie.

youtube.com/watch?v=0QQQBLyo8ug

Fuck her one more time to make it worth it because from that moment on my life is over anyway so I might as well enjoy it one last time.

tell my mom

Not the other poster but I'll nevertheless trying to explain. Some men get older and the factors for attractiveness shifts. Young girls have a round face and have smooth skin.

I'm in the age where a 14yo would be my daughter. I find mature woman way more attractive, having eye wrinkles, not round faces, even slightly grey hair. I can walk around a public pool and look at all the kids/teenagers without getting hard. Because I rather see them as little puppies.

It's fine, I never gave her my real name anyway.
Exit with haste.

wouldnt give a shit.

Ew wtf dude

Do u like grannies too? Sicko

She's actually 15 now.

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I fucking hate these girls who are trying to be hot before they should be. E.g. is Natalie Alyn Lind

She still looked pretty much the same at 14.

Also how do u know her you stalking perv?

I dunno I think she might be ready.

As long as you get a male judge, you're safe with that piece of ass.

If she confesses she's 14 in the morning just act as if you did not hear it and leave. As long as you did not know she was 14 and had no reason to suspect it, you should be safe. As long as you're in a country with rule of law. If you're in the US you're probably fucked anyways

I'd probably sue her

>hasnt acted since 2013

what a lazy fuck

Glad im not an americuck

It's Kaylyn Slevin you tard, go flap into her IG instagram.com/kaylynslevin/?hl=en

I think if a girl is already being taken advantage of by the modelling industry and that is legal, it should be legal to pound mound

Kaylyn Slevin

would fuck again. impregnate. fake my own birth certificate, move to Utah, marry. then fuck for 60 more years

Would ask her if its a problem for her and when we can meet next time,,
Although she knows she has power over my entire life, i would give up to her and spent my life to do everything she wants

She's the star of this /b classic

Okay, just checked her instagram.
That bitch is filthy rich, a model and dancer. Age of consent does not apply to her.
Although she looks considerably younger with less make up

I like your style

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Can someone just post her insta already

just google Kaylyn Selvin

You may not understand this. But women within my own age range are more attractive to me than 14yo.

And no, I'm not into grannies (50+)

14 is legal in my shitty backwater cointry as long as there's mutual consent, so what i'd do is try not to offend her in the most subtle way possible to avoid both rape accusations and beong guilt tripped into becoming her little bitch.

She is 15... So legal in my country. I guess I would feed her because the only way I'm going to get ass like that is if I tie her up.

>Because I rather see them as little puppies.
You don't get hard from puppies ?

Sometimes i worry about having a daughter rather than a son in a world filled with creepy pedos like yourselves, b.

ask her how she wants her eggs then have her give me head?

Not care, since I dont live in an oppressive regime. I've done it before, so why not again?

if shes drunk with 14 everythings lost so i dont care

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Lol, you've got me cornered now

Take care of her user.

>implying your son won't be a 12 year old trans chocking on cocks and spreading cheek to prove what a faggot he is

>Also how do u know her you stalking perv?
>not knowing who jojo and k money are

is this nigga for real

My fear and anxiety would set in and i would start acting really weird. Tell her i had no idea whatsoever that she was so young, thank her for the wonderful night but i gotta go, And make sure i either grow a beard or get a haircut or something. Maybe even dye my hair. Because pedofiles get murdered in prison and from without

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Take photos of me fucking her getting a bj and fucking her asshole to brag to my mates and show them the young slut I was fucking. No peado though a peado is someone who likes prepubesant children. You certainly looks old enough to me so that's good enough for me never let me down in the padt

Think "Shit... this again..."

if there's hair on the muff she's old enough
/thread

Im sure that will hold up in the court of law. Get yourself a black lawyer who will repeat that over and over again to the jury for the lolz

If it ever comes down to it, just view your daughter like you would your son. She's out hunting for dicks and wanting to get fucked. The internet and digital media are readily available and children already have smartphones, which only enables them further for porn and cybersex.

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40% of me wants to bang her and the remaining 40% is conscious that she's only 14.. I'm confused

20% wants to kill her for being such a slut?

Honestly id be worried, but would feel zero remorse. Ive fucked 17 yr olds a couple of times so what difference is 3 years.

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tell her to go to her room

Well there isn't much I could do, past doesn't change. Just hope she doesn't want to wreck my life.

When I was 28 I picked up some vagina at a bar. All patrons had to be 21 (she had a fake I.D.) so I made the assumption she was legal. I found out later she was 16. Her pussy was tight!

So lemmy axe you... am I going to jail?

Now this is some real lolita shit

This is a typo for 18th right? It has to be.

Only edgy 14-year olds and faggot fratboys say "smash."

Forever virgin detected.
He will find out in 4 years that he's been friend zoned.

I'd get even harder, pull her panties off again, then fuck her with even greater force than previously. Being sober, I'd enjoy it more.

I wouldn't believe her.
Then I'd go again.

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Theres girls that look legal that are underage and girls that look underage that are legal. Be careful anons

>he thinks its for their 18th

instagram.com/p/BHBAmCqgkJx/

the notion that girls under 18 are not capable of deciding whether they want to have sex or not and are innocent little creatures is retarded as fuck. these girls be fucking right and left, no reason why it cant be with a dude older than themselves. I cant understand how someone can listen to the dumb shit coming out of a 14 year olds mouth though, but thats none of my business i guess

She's legal??? Very nice

moar

Implying your son won't turn out a faggot and get fucked more than your daughter would.

Not if no one finds out.

...or her mom.

I don't even know what to think anymore.

I'd promptly flip her over and stick it In her ass and fuck her till she shits herself.

Wipe my ass with her teddy bear and leave.

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Holy fuck.

Find more 14 yo who look like this...

instagram.com/p/BIgl9WUgEux/

Say I don't believe you and fuck again.

Guess I'm 14 too then

Fuck her a few more times, I'm already in the shit

Serve her some eggs

Need help, what's closest video or actress to

90944625 is on Cred Forums but I don't know how to link to it

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Rail her even fucking harder because Im fucked either way

That's probably for the best.

You should say "If she's able to grow hair, every use is fair" because they are shaved anyway today.

legally it's the same if you hit her once or 11 times
there is no reason not to do her again

call the cops, claim you were drunk or drugged by her and that she's a rapist.

i'll just run

youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

I would make and distribute a sex tape. Yeah, I would be caught and arrested. I WANT people to know I hit that.

ITT: Americans

A 14-17 year old woman who has sexually progressed through puberty and is biologically fit to have children
>SHE'S JUST A CHILD
>DISGUSTING PERVERT PEDO!
>JAIL HIM!

The second she turns 18
>Perfectly fine

I honestly don't get Americans and their obsession with having to be 18 because "muh morals" and "emotional development".

Have any of you ever dated in America? Sadly, the women I met in America who were in their 20s weren't emotionally fit or logically capable of making great choices.

great choice of listening there lad, love this track

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wow, what a fedora bro u are

It does affect your case whether you had sex with her knowing her age though.

>muh biology

Man h3h3 has seriously gone to shit. Why did they change from roasting stupid prank channels to a bunch of shitty edited videos and forced memes?

that's the thing about America, it's a great place to live for financial reasons but you have to fully embrace being literally retarded to fit in with the popular culture.

which is why a NEET

You're on Cred Forums! Do you really expect different? You should really keep to yourself
>faglord