Beasty stories plz

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What makes it fucked up? If anything interspecies love is purer love because it transcends the animal's superficial standards of beauty.

any more like that?

I'll bump with beasty hentai to get everyone in the mood.

Shadman always gets people in the mood

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No, we want real stuff faggot.

Good lad

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Then post some damn stories, faggot

>anal
Fucking disgusting.

For quints like yours OP, only the finest

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did

nhentai.net/g/58227/

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I'll also dump what i have

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I used to fuck my goats when I was growing up. Anal, pussy, got messy but I liked it that way. Would suck on their pissy cunt holes for hours. Perk of living in nowhere

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How many here think Link totally fucked Epona?

>be me at 15
> be horny as shit
> spread peanut buttee all over ass and balls and call the family dog.
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>dog bites my ball sack
>run to the shower as I instantly lost my boner.

My only beast experience and it was a fail
But them quints

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Are you retarded?

Also have been with. Made, stallion, pot belly pigs, dogs and cows

I discoverd cummung when i was rubbing my cock all over my dogs face. Everyone wad asleep and i decided to let my dog lick and play with my penis. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time.

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"Ocarina Of Time" boosted my mare fetish.

I saw Epona's rump bouncing about a lot.

Fucking kek
always thought that was a bad idea

>It's not wrong because the horse doesn't care if I look like a runaway prom abortion dumpster fire with legs.

wut

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Yes. More of this please.

Grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere in southern china. Lost virginity to a reticulated python when i was 14. It wrapped around my whole body except my dick then started sucking it off. Then he tried to deep throat but he had to spit it out because it was too big, so he gave me a hand job and left as quickly as he came.

>python
>handjob

this isn't adding up

I know it was thought it was weird when it happened too. Big ol' 4 finger hand with a mickey mouse glove. It was so dark I couldn't see where it was even coming from.

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Any more men fucking dogs?

Legend

>be horny teenager somewhere between the ages of 14-15
>Staying at uncles farmhouse with dad and brother
>Getting to the vicarious stage. Fingers up my ass and whatnot.
>Uncle has a chocolate lab named Brutus.
>Jack/suck off Brutus whenever we're alone. He starts to get a red rocket every time he sees me.
>Dad and uncle at work, brother playing dmc4 upstairs.
>Take Brutus to the basement and get him to mount me
>Feel absolute ecstacy in my tight virgin asshole. Start jacking off while he plows into me.
>Knot slips in
>Cum poiring from my overflowing asshole and my cock all over the cement floor.
>Try to pull my aching body away from him but locked tight.
>On my hands and knees with a dog balls deep in my asshole for a good twenty minutes praying that my brother continues to play his game and that the adults dot come home for lunch

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Upload some webms already.

>knot just exploded inside her
>not screaming with pain
boner does not approve

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5 eights.
Bump

sauce

Cant remember :D

moar ?

More!!!

Let's see how much it lasts

it's looking bleaker and bleaker...

who is she? sauce on this pls!

Nice quints

The most sexual thing ive ever done with an animal is "milking" a stallion once when i worked on a friends farm for a week. I held the leather vagina while the stallion went to town on it.

Haha, you know that's CP right?

It's not fair that fucking animals is perfectly legal and acceptable as long as you do it for money, but if you only do it because you love them you get thrown in prison :(

>I discoverd cummung when i was rubbing my cock all over my dogs face. Everyone wad asleep and i decided to let my dog lick and play with my penis. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time.
Someone IRL who is very kinky told me that a lot of non-gay guys like dog head-jobs, and they usually return the favor.
1. female dogs don't like eating male cum, but male dogs do
2. if you teach a male puppy to lick human dick and eat the cum, they keep doing it their whole lives

thanks to Cred Forums's retarded new file size limit I can't post any of my beast gifs and webms.
so here, have some dog pussy

ITT muslims

>dat come hither look

I've got a shitload of beast webms of all kinds, but Cred Forums won't let me upload these to Cred Forums.
anyone in for a zoo thread on /gif/?

Do it, hopefully they don't ban you

explain

i dont know anything about any of this

Somebody post that webm of the dude fucking his snake.

idgaf. are you on Cred Forums without a proxy? enjoy your partyvan

do it

>enjoy your partyvan

I don't do anything deserving of a party van.

Do it

male dogs have that bulb on the base of their dick that inflates while they're ejaculating in a female, thus locking their dick in place for around 10-20 minutes so their sperm has time to impregnate the female before any other male can breed her.
that process is called knotting.
pic related.

you going to make the thread nigger? I'm waiting

Same, ready om gif refreshing and waiting

Checked!

just booting up my main machine (on phone right now)

i used to get my uncle and aunts dog to lick my butthole. I sucked his dick once

>just booting up my main machine

You need to get an SSD dude

Wtf? Why suck a dogs dick? Stupid woman.

Probably a fag man

i was young and horny and curious

Wheres that gif thread

first time greentext but i'll give it my best for miss quints.
>be me at 17
>virgin
>in final year at school
>girl has to repeat her final year
>Comes into my class
>pretty cute
>me being awkward i bombard her with all the memes i have in my inventory
>dididungud.gif
>she doesn't run away crying but laughs
>she's a nerd, but a cute one
>some time passes, we talk more and more
>ends up being my gf
>she lives on a farm, has two horses (don't know what kind, i have no clue. one was a big stallion, one was a white merry)
>we fuck around, not virgins anymore
>i develop a horse fetish from Cred Forums
>sleep over at her house
>drink some
>have sex outside
>her horses walk over to the fence
>she notices me looking more at her horse's cock than at her.
>she feels my cock getting harder
>user are you getting turned on by my horse?
>what2say.mov
>i tell her my fetish for horsecock and vags
>she bites her lip and giggles
>''user, i wasn't deflowered by you to begin with''
>i freak out
>nimius was my first (stallion)
>kek'd (it means too great/big in latin)
>we moved over to the stallion and the merry
>we both ended up sucking Nimius while i'm fucking her
>solid densely stacked carbon bonds
>I say i'm close
>she asks me if i want to cum in the merry
>fuck yes i want to
>after 5 big thrusts i finish in the merry's pussy
>tfw u creampied a horse
>she already came 4 times during the night
>she ends up eating the creampie from her merry's vag while i eat her pussy
>she cums
>we go to sleep
>we break up a year later because she moved out of the country for her study
>mfw i will never have a nerdy horse freak as a gf.
>mfw i will probably never have a gf again

I hope you enjoyed. again, this was my first greentext.

Waiting

I used to watch a male dog for my uncle, fuck I miss that dog. His cum tasted really grassy and nice, and making him happy made me happy too :)

losing patience bud

gif thread over at

>have to look after friends dog since they're going to Russia
>get told its a male dog, fuck yeah
>they drop off the dog
>wtf is this, the dog is smaller than my cat
>whatever, maybe I can suck its dick or something
>jerk it off a little, it goes instantly hard
>tiny dick no bigger than the size of my index finger
>start sucking its red dick
>dog keeps humping while I suck, its knees keep hitting my fucking face
>ejaculation time
>expecting horse tier cum or even something similar to human cum
>shoots out water
>tastes like nothing, smells like cum
>jerk it off a little more to see if there's anything left
>shoots more water out
>get pissed and lock it outside since its still horny but can't fuck without cumming water every few seconds
Im still convinced its just piss but does anyone know what dog cum is supposed to look like? Pic comparison would be helpful

Also got a story involving a horse (woah how original) if anyone's interested

hahahaha youre an absolute fool put that action man knife down

you know, that's exactly what the aliens say to their supervisors when they get caught coming to earth and anally probing humans.

> besides, it's not like they're intelligent, i mean, just look at them!

pretty gud

it is pretty watery, but there are most likely cum if different between the dog breeds

this really needs to be in a sticky on Cred Forums.

Sounds like maybe he was neutered. It is pretty watery though, they keep squirting clear lubricating fluids as long as they have an erection and but there is a milky white sperm rich fraction when they orgasm after the first 10 seconds of humping or so.

Beasty newfag here. Living on a farm for a couple days and tomorrow I'll be home alone for the entire day. Anyone know what dog breeds are best for cum and cocks? Also how do I suck a horses dick? Don't want to shove the horse dick up my butt since I heard some guy died because of it

R.I.P. Mr. Hands

2mb limit user.

since it was requested in the other thread, I'm gonna post some bitches

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German Shepherd

Just rub its cock

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Nice! Lucky me :) any photos on what to expect?

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dont stroke his cock per say, roll your fingers gently behind his knot(the buldge by the base) thats where he is most sensitive.

Here for the quints but bought a new born kitten and held it topless for a moment started sucking on my tit for a good five mins. I kind enjoyed it but not into animals made it stop ducked my bf right after

Guy or girl?

don't touch his dick with dry fingers, use water based lube or some of his pre to get slippery.
then go to town (his knot, that is).
he may be humping your hand quite hard by then

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Will this = massive cummies?

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Ok, was planning on showering then going straight into it. Do they like butts too? Or am I limited to using hands and mouth

Slapping her butt all day long didn't help neither, i'm sure

every intact male dog would gladly hump your ass if you let him.

You guys are all sick, each and everyone of you get help

you first

Good greentext.

Don't worry user, you'll have a girlfriend again. Maybe she won't be as big a perv, but...

just a heads up, the beast thread on /gif/ just got wiped out

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475237133676.webm
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475237082098.webm

>Be me
> be 6-7 y'old at grandpa house
>Have a dog
>play a lot with the dog , dick grow a bit
>wtf is going on put out dick to check
>Dog lick it super fast
>WTF ME LIKE IT
>play with the dog alone like 9/11 of the time now
>Dog die really sad cuz my casual blowjob die aswell
>R.i.p Furball luved you
want more ?

>go on internet
>look up dog+girl videos
>90% are a guy holding a obvious dildo between some dog-plushie legs

The Internet truly is a sick place.

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Sauce?

idk if I should save, even tho I am not into it. Information is as valuable as gold when it comes from mouth to mouth
>and as gold itself, you cannot see thru.

You must get a different internet than us in your country

>Be me
>14 y/o girl
>pet mastiff crawls on bed
>humps my leg
>feel his cock
>get him up and stroke it
>cums on my face
>like the taste
>suck his cock daily
>drink tons of dog cum over the coarse of a few months
>visit zoo with science class
>see giant horse cock
>sneak away and get in horse pen
>attempt to suck horse cock
>entire class walks back looking for me
>half my class watches me take a massive horse load to the face
>forced to change schools
>perents sold dog
>be me now
>20 y/o
>own apartment
>no pets allowed
>old man down the road lets me fuck his dog on occasion

Seems legit

how fucking retarded is this hahahahha

phew, was worried the story wouldn't have a happy ending there for a moment :3

Tits or get the fuck out fam

Would you post any pics of yourself?

Dumped your bf?
Why?

Holy shit that 88888

The nicest tits or gtfo ever.

The kitten gave better head.

I tried to fuck my dog once "bitch" couldn't penetrate she kept moving away

Kek

this is all you get