/nzg/ - New Zealand General: 9:11 Edition

anal prolapse

anyone know where i can find a trap to fuck tonight?
>inb4 Annonz

no way, you'll know one of those when you see it, trust me.

chicoo

Where u at

OHH-TAAAAAAAA-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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KILL IT WITH FIRE AND DON'T LET IT LAY EGGS

poverty bay

Past your bedtime Will

Looks like a little figure of jesus.

checked

we know this is you dia

CHECKED

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>Christchurch

Evening

You sure?

sup, dunedin here. Im bored as shit with too much energy I wanna do shit

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Dia on his phone confirmed

Wanna fight?

who crippling mental illness here

aw ye boi

>checking dubs
are you literally 12

sure, what kind of fight?

all of us

Just moved away from family to wagecuck in Canterbury.

>poverty bay

Fuck off scooto ya jabba the hut twink

CHECKED

not even me nigga

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stop shitflinging you two and just fuck already

A physical fight

Poverty Bay > Bay of Plenty

Evening fam

Hey user

with pillows?

I'd rather gouge out my own eyes and shit into the open bloody cavities.

Nty fam

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I always see that (D:) as the D: face

xDDDDDDD

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Anyone here that has fallen for the university scam? AU reporting in and it fucking horrible, im only in my first year and I hate it. I spend my entire time in the library being depressed as fuck

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I'm at UC and I spend almost all my time at home

What are you studying? I wish I had the money to afford a flat

Philosophy and psychology. You?

Computer science and information systems, if
im honest I like the course and the material is interesting its just going to uni 5 days a week and working every weekend is killing me. In addition the workload is just to much to handle in the time im provided with

Noticed

yea I kinda feel ya. Im all about being stressed to shit for weeks about an assignment but not actually doing it until the day before. I'm sure Im giving myself an ulcer! However I do everything from home because there's so much on the net these days! just go to class the straight home

life as an adult is a bitch full stop.
stick uni out cause at least your work life will be sweet later on, if you drop out, be prepared for the rest of your life to suck more.

ie I work 5 days on, 2 off, 10 days on, 4 days off, repeat. Unless i get shafted with more work.
a mate did computer studies at vic, we're both mid twenties and hes paid off his student loan, owns a house and lives with his qt gf and works sweet normal hours at a job he loves. unit is the way to go mane.

go to lookism.net and sluthate.com for redpills

it's trying to get noticed

Yeah, UC! Doing my BoS.

hey cunts hows these here threads going? havent been here here since that asian id fag was on, has he left?

are these threads dead now?

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT CAKEFAGS ARE CANCER

thanks thats helpful

Glorious cancer

jus a lilttle bit of chronic daily overwhelming depression

post your 3x3

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what is up with these cakes has my sojourn left me out of the loop?

You're doing something useful then lol

Depression, drug problems, non existent self esteem.

gday cunts, hows it goin

Ogres are not like cakes.

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jew cake top that

mirror cake ftw

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die thread

no

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ok

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no ones going to remember you for this. Youre wasting your time

Where exactly in NZ people talk like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=48rK243_Dxg

the home for "special" people

Man I'm serious. I need to know it for scientific reasons. Her accent is gorgeous.
youtube.com/watch?v=x9m8bURfDAg

just had the best feed at Denny's Moorehouse Ave

Go to bed Kato

has anyone seen a youtube video of some kiwi guy really fucked up on a city street somewhere ranting to some young guys who are filming him?

he goes on about spending FOURTEEN FUKKEN YEARS overseas, and end up mumbling shit like 'do you even know the joke?' etc

whyevenbother?

i know right why would we even