S/fur fag thread

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But... but...

She has a perfectly good...

Weiiird....

Pretty much I got drunk, made out with a dude. Lost him, found another. Turns out he was a f to m transvestite. Fucked him and was not impressed. Turned me off dudes all around.

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LOL but that's not a real man

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Yeah but the real dude was not the best at kissing or making out in general. Again, bit of a turn off.

That's it?

That was fucking pointless

You asked. I delivered.

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:O

I've just never liked male plumbing :P

Though I suppose it is convenient...

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Personal preferences I guess.

A bad kissing experience with 1 guy and a bad sexual experience with a tranny. Ok

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Kissing is my favorite part... I've only kissed one guy who was good at it :O

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Faggot
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I thought it was cute :O

Both the comic and the story...

Which is my only experience with the male gender in that regard. Course the only bad experience with a chick was with this fat chick. Felt Oedipussy as fuck.
Sucks right? Course it made me self conscious as fuck for a while

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I guess...

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my entire house smells like turpentine

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What did you do?

sounds fun

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i don't know i just woke up and everything smells like turpentine

maybe i fell asleep with the windows open and the neighbours started doing stuff with turp

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I mean, there's a lot of girls that are bad kissers too... but most girls actually like kissing, so they are better at it :3

More than likely. At least it's better than your neighbours doing stuff with meth. Cops came by today and did a drug bust on them.

dab

Idk what it is, but chicks just seem better at it naturally or some shit like that.

jesus

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Yeah, giving a statement completely wasted was fun. Hell it wasn't my first time dealing with the cops wasted but at least it was on my own property.

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>using his tongue
>keeper

Dudes who give chicks head without being pushed into it are far and few between. So I've been told.

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And back to our regular programming.

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girls bodies react more to emotional response, where as guys tend to be a bit more mechanical...

Kissing is pretty emotional over mechanically stimulating, so girls tend to know what they want out of it :P

That's pretty solid reasoning I'll believe that.

A thank you to user who posted the comics. Made my morning.

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My pleasure sir.

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Depends if she's clean and celibate, otherwise there's nothing more I'd rather spend between the folds of.

Welcome fellow autistic faglord.
As long as it ain't sweaty and just rank in general, I don't mind muffdiving any day of the week.

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stfu n00b

It's unfortunate that it's the case...

It's a very important quality, definitely a must have... but there's other important qualities too... like being nice :P

CUUTE!

Don't make me go all BA Baracus on you foo.
A quality my drunk self seems to lack.

You have cute pictures :3

dub?

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I hope you hold yourself to the same standard as well...

I personally couldn't imagine asking somebody to even lay their head in my lap if I felt smelly.

Chicks dig assholes though. It's nice to be the steady person but, let's face it.. no one wants to trade down.. at least when you're facing spending the rest of eating that same 'sandwich'.

Some of my ex's in the furry community have been huge sluts.. but it just comes with the territory.

so furry, bitches love to slobber the fur knob

I'm sure you're not that bad :O

dibdub

I pride myself on my collection of furry cuties.
I think you mean chicks dig dudes eating asshole.
You should meet my sober self some time. He's far more charming than I.

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Of course, one isn't without their own standards.

Some enjoy some natural odor so it isn't so bad to not bathe 'every' day. Or at least touch up the areas that count for a hot date. :x

I don't get the ones that do, but not all of them like assholes...

darn. Looks like my scar dub wolf is broken again. It saved the dubs for special moments.

No thanks, maybe saran wrapped around a tongue or MAYBE an enema but I'd be hard pressed.

My ex tried but who knows what she was capable of for trying to get me to rim her.

this band i found has dubs in their name

youtube.com/watch?v=z9ihjO_qiUI

Booze makes people weird :3

My roommate gets all cuddly and lonely when he drinks... it's cute when I'm around to keep him happy, but I hate to see him drink alone.

Lots of projection and generalizations.

Like all men rape, all woman like assholes huh?

Millions of people on the planet, the few you chose to date where poor choices, and you've projected your own failures onto the world as fact.

hey i got dubs too

That's like saying not all electronic computers run on electricity despite the fact that all of yours do.

bitches also enjoy cannons from what i hear

Each to their own.
When I drink alone I'm like I am now. When I drink socially I'm normally smoking cigars or weed.

I knew a guy where you could smell fish whenever you got within handshake distance x...x

I can't imagine him taking his pants off...

But I think at the point where it starts to smell like fish, you've either just woke up after a fun night, or you have really bad hygiene standards...

You're comparing a computer to a self made social construct.

It's like good and bad, they very in place to place in meaning because they don't exist in nature.

Asshole falls into that category of a construct.
A computer is not a construct.

You're obviously autistic, or just extremely stupid.

Drinking makes me horny x....x

I don't really drink a whole lot anymore.

Yep. Knew a guy called 'pissboy' on the campus.

Couldn't do it. That, and he acted chummy and watched Power Rangers on the computers all day. @_@

Sounds like you'd be fun to drink with.

Everything is a construct.

Nothing is absolutely intrinsic.

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Though it's kind of a good mix when I drink with my roommate ;)

You just haven't found the right partner to practice with. I prefer a good give and take with lots of communication. :D

You'll get there.

163 cute 872 me

I think some people just don't realize how bad they can smell... Though I don't know if I'd go so far as to call him names :\

Oh my :3

i wanna bury my face in ellise's head fluff

Idiot confirmed. A constrruct is something that does not have a physical value.

Like Love, Hate, Good, Bad, and the concept of an asshole.

Saying all men Rape, or that Woman like Assholes is a generalized projection of a construct.

Not all woman like assholes.
The very defintion of what an asshole is changes from person to person.

You could be salty with one group of people and goon around and they'd be fine, the next person over may hate it.

You're a dumb ass.
There's a thing called Empirical Scientific Evidence, of which you clearly have none other than your own isolated retarded experiences that you can't come to terms with.

Fox and the grapes?
Too stupid to get it?

It's called cognitive dissonance

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Yeah? Just a good combination together?
Dude you're falling for a major rusing. Quit while you're ahead.

GET HARSHLY RUSED BREH

You're an asshole.

More so Gravity for example is not a Construct.
I dare you to jump off a tall building you silly fuck lol

Do it and tell me Gravity is just a construct lel

Everything is a construct xD you're funny as fuck, retarded.. but hilarious

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It's a contruct that happens to be a physical phenomenon.

One's horny, the other is lonely... by the end of the night we both get what we want :P

can we just take a moment to enjoy the fluffy bats pls

i see your bat and raise you a lioness

I'm enjoying the fluffy bats :P

I don't know what everybody else is doing though...

bats are incredibly cute. Ellise is slowly giving me diabeetus. She's way too cute.

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Actually no. A construct by definition is something without a physical value, it is an idea created that has no physics value outside of thought.

Please try again.

Ha! Nice.

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So I've been told.

Theories are just scientific explanations for everyday shit. It's the -closest- explanation for natural forces. We simply adapt.

I'm going to bed.

-Z

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BATTTTTTSSSSS

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your definition is a construct.

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Please do, and go to school or some shit afterwards instead of rotting your brain looking at furfaggot shit.

Your stupidity is a great example of why the world is going to shit.

People like your retarded ass will end up Shooting nukes at one another and destroying the earth out of sheer stupidity.

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Speaking of, I'm gonna go crawl in bed... I'm tired :O

BATS.

Afternoon lads.

And you're the first to shoot back when someone says that gullible is written on the ceiling.
Night cutie.

the world has been "going to shit" since the beginning of time, btw.

best part is the world isn't going to be any more or less shit no matter what you do, so do what you like.

Are you Toaster kin too?

yisssss

i'm asskin

asskin you to stop

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Right, you're voting for Hillary. I get it hahahaha

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Fap fap fap

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my nob can only get so hard fam

bruh

Too good

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>Stop objectifying animals your bunch of bigoted white CIS SCUM!
>i hope became a mod so i can purge those goobergators out of my board!

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don't pay attention to them

they're just contributing to the image cap

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I'm sleepy, and it's 6am. Have a good one criek.
Also some songs. You've probably heard 'em all, but they're still golden oldies.
youtu.be/ylGkm2EHHvE
youtu.be/aRPqQMMOHI4
youtu.be/4AKbUm8GrbM

>ad hominem
great show of intellect there bud

Feel free though if you wanna use terms like goober gators

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>intellect

thesaurus abuse*

eyy peace out fam

nice get

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did i win

aw

check em??

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I hope someone will post maned wolf sooner or later

probably not

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