What would you do to her?

What would you do to her?

warn her not to cross that bridge

it doesn't look structurally sound

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Make her cook up the fish in the pond like her people do.

she packed her own lunch

Push her in, cause I'm a bully

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Buy her an icecream

suck her dick

Maybe the bridge wasn't built with Americans walking on it in mind.

Throw eggrolls at her while yelling "CHOI CHONG CHA CHING CHONG!" WHERE FRY RICE?"

Throw eggrolls at her while yelling "CHOI CHONG CHA CHING CHONG! WHERE FRY RICE?"

i think titty fucking would be in order

>Approach her with small talk and pretend to be lost
>Look around to see if anyone's watching
>Tackle her to the ground and wrestle with her
>Unzip my pants and put one hand on her neck to choke the life out of her
>Lift up her blue silk skirt and once I'm hard, penetrate her starting out slowly
>I'd keep my arm rested pressing against her neck until she nearly goes unconscious
>Keep pumping away until I ejaculate inside of her
>Drag her over to the pond and hold her head down underwater while she kicks, squirms and screams
>Hold her until she can barely fight and nearly passes out
>Warn her against telling anyone if she wishes to live

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I'd shit in my hand, put it in a taco, then stuff it in her mouth.

I'd rip her shirt off while she screams and scratches to no avail, and strangle her with it, I'd then drag her kicking and now scratched up body under the bridge, cut out her eyes while she screams and stick my dick into her eye socket, and kill her with my dick as she goes into death rattle spasms

I actually got hard reading both of these. Do I hav a problem?

THE ARCH IS THE STRONGEST SHAPE IN NATURE

Nah you're normal. Gore boners are the best, just not for the victem :v

you're wrong.

I suspect that bridge ain't natural....

then tell me this faggot how the strongest thing in the world is the planet itself which is just a doubled-over series of arches

De-Breasting is the Breastist tho hahaha.

She has some plump tits, just imagine how a knife slicking them open and exposing the fat would look.

She'd make a great slaughter fuck. You could stick your dick inside her chest fat, if you cut deep enough maybe even through the ribcage into her heart.

You could feel it beat as she goes into shock. If you're fast, you could jizz before she dies or goes into shock.

the strongest thing in the world is my boner when its in ur mum

a Sphere

yes that is a shorter way to say it but it's just you take an arch, you rotate arches around a common axis, then you do the same for the bottom half

it's incredible

Fuck the perfect yellow titties while promising to marry her and giver her light skinned babies. Then, throw her off bridge to be gently nibbled to death by koi fish.

Probably just push her in the water and laugh to myself

huntington library eh?

>:v
kys

That bridge looks retarded

Scream at her to go back to where she came from and stay the fuck there.

Hey, I'm a Trump supporter too!

Arrange some slimy slug snack just out of reach in front of a treadmill.

I would throw her in that swampy ass water