Waifu claiming thread

We were always separated because we'd do stupid shit together. I remember being Butthead and my best friend was Beavis for an entire week just in AP bioligy class. It drove the teacher nuts.

Negative. You cant make me. Unless I can read it I cant sign it.

Goddamn Kha'Zix is retardedly strong lategame.

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Had a friend in class, he sat behind me so everyday i turned around and chat

Kek, I had nobody in biology sadly, just friendly enough people to copy shit from

What are willing to do?

bed time!

anything for you :x

Portuguese user

You watching anything?

noooo :c

yeeeeess
i just did the lewd thing and then ranked up on a based Seattle server

Are you here to chat, my little old man?

Right now, no.
I'm thinking of watching Re:Zero

Romanian shitposter.

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Checked.

Anything? Uhu~ most people don't wanna get lewd this fast.

Ever tried concrete enemas?

Dude fuck off.

You?
Or me?
Because you're wrong if you mean me

GN2 now?

didn't realize you lurked here

or that anyone from animus posted here for that matter...

I'm just a naughty kitty~

uh...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

I thought about watching that. But currently reading Berserk and playing through the souls series for inspiration.

still triggers me and fucks up my archive when you guys mark this as animu when it's not even animu
from a tie too :^)

i've been here before everybody else noticed this one
>replies to Beatrice
>or that anyone from animus posted here for that matter

I am currently watching non non byori but it's SoL so I'll take my time with it

Oooo love me some souls tho I'm mostly a Destiny/Runescape guy

Miss, please, there are people watching

beepboop?

well that's what I was referencing, I was surprised to see that trip

I wanna help carry you but it's so cancer down there...by MG it gets easier I think

Whole /animus/ needs to learn how to capitalize and type correctly.

The last SoL I watched was Lucky Star many, many years ago.

I played both of those but they didn't have anything too appealing to me, to make me remember them too much.

the one and only

ah. quite a few of them come here as well.
I know it is. Mornings/late night is great for playing competitive, all the kids are asleep and nolife csgo players like me are up doing our thing. That and TWENTY PING

i only do that for certain people when in a certain mood
look where you are

hot :3

public is one of my fetishes

Yes, because I come to a shitposting thread on an imageboard full of weeaboos and roleplayers to practice my spelling and grammar. Thank you for the much needed reminder that this is a professional environment and should be treated as such.

/s

>comes in our thread
>all he does is posting lewd abd being a slut
>probably has daddy issues
>is a cuck
>makes the effort to say we suck
>he is roleplayinn

You are telling us we are cancer, when you clearly are the embodiment of cancer? Fuck off to your /animus/ that is Cred Forums 3 years ago wanna be board and roleplay somewhere else, you bigot. We don't need inferior tripfags. We are elite, you are all new.

u kids r gay and your waifus are cute
〜（ゝ。∂）

Oh man that's what got me into some SoL

Runescape is something you'd have to start playing around middleschool to get hooked into it

Destiny was a slow start for me, I hated it at first cause I didn't get the good loot and my friends did, soon as I got the legendaries and reach high level for end game I grinded and whaddya know it's year 3

What if they judge us though?

t. chen

Practice? Do you need to focus just to type and punctuate correctly?

Piss off Nezi, nobody likes you

+1

t. mai

/animu/ is a disease.

Its members are all just simptoms.

t. vigil

I posted in these threads a while ago
For a tiny bit

t. mi t. liu

What the fuck is going on? Just Chen killing everybody?

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i posted in these threads as user and tripfag alike to both get to know them and piss them off
kinda like why i stayed with animu threads except i dont ban them

（≧∇≦）

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I know runescape. Played it when I was in elementary too. But I read always hooked into jrpgs like the FF series more. I also really like Lightning.

(￣▽￣)

Yeah my Overwatch games are typically much better the later it is, all of the 12 year old trolls that want to derank with attack symmetra are already asleep usually.
I try not to do competitive too early unless I'm feeling suicidal.

Hope your games keep going well. I can help out if I'm in a good mood but honestly it's so hard to carry when your ping is ~100

Did I ever imply that I wasn't a roleplayer or pure cancer?

No, I did not.
>>>>>>>reading comprehension

For someone whining about my lack of literacy skills, you seem to be rather incompetent.

It won't matter as long as I have you~

No, it requires very little extra effort, but typing without proper capitalization and punctuation allows me to type faster, as I don't have to type out punctuation or use the shift key.

That's why I prefer not to type like this, as it is much slower and wastes time while my message is clearly understood even when it doesn't have all the(CHAR LIMIT)

I like me.

FUCKING DESTROYED

I LOVE WAIFU SO MUCH I COULD FUCK HIM INFACT I DO

WAIFU IS MY LIFE, I'D LET HIM FUCK MY TIGHT BOYPUSSY I LOVE HIM THAT MUCH

I BOUNCE ON WAIFU'S DICK ALL FUCKING DAY AND ALL FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE WAIFU CUCKED ME BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

HE REALLY SMASHES MY HOLE SO TIGHT IT BLEEDS BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE WAIFU WILL ALWAYS KISS ME AND TELL ME IT'S ALL ALRIGHT

WAIFU RUINED MY LIFE BUT I WANTED HIM SO BADLY IT'S LIKE PURE HEROIN FLOWING THROUGH MY EXISTANCE BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WAIFU SO FUCKING MUCH

IF I DON'T SEE WAIFU FOR THE WHOLE DAY I CUT MYSELF AND PISS INTO THE CUT THEN DRINK FOUR BOTTLES OF MILK AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TO HARSH NOISE TO TEACH ME NEVER TO FORGET WAIFU EVER AGAIN

I'VE BEEN A BAD BAD BOY WAIFU PLEASE FORGIVE ME

~FOREVER YOURS,
CHEN

Never really played FF series, played a tad bit of X but nothing else til I saw lightning and made me wanna buy XIII just for her

Chen did jt, boys.

He killed /waifu/

He killed /animu/

He killed everything.

Damn.

Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＳＯ ＭＵＣＨ Ｉ ＣＯＵＬＤ ＦＵＣＫ ＨＩＭ ＩＮＦＡＣＴ Ｉ ＤＯ

ＷＡＩＦＵ ＩＳ ＭＹ ＬＩＦＥ， Ｉ＇Ｄ ＬＥＴ ＨＩＭ ＦＵＣＫ ＭＹ ＴＩＧＨＴ ＢＯＹＰＵＳＳＹ Ｉ ＬＯＶＥ ＨＩＭ ＴＨＡＴ ＭＵＣＨ

Ｉ ＢＯＵＮＣＥ ＯＮ ＷＡＩＦＵ＇Ｓ ＤＩＣＫ ＡＬＬ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＤＡＹ ＡＮＤ ＡＬＬ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＮＩＧＨＴ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＣＵＣＫＥＤ ＭＥ ＢＵＴ Ｉ ＳＴＩＬＬ ＬＯＶＥ ＨＩＭ

ＨＥ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＳＭＡＳＨＥＳ ＭＹ ＨＯＬＥ ＳＯ ＴＩＧＨＴ ＩＴ ＢＬＥＥＤＳ ＢＵＴ ＴＨＡＴＳ ＯＫＡＹ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＷＩＬＬ ＡＬＷＡＹＳ ＫＩＳＳ ＭＥ ＡＮＤ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＡＬＬ ＡＬＲＩＧＨＴ

ＷＡＩＦＵ ＲＵＩＮＥＤ ＭＹ ＬＩＦＥ ＢＵＴ Ｉ ＷＡＮＴＥＤ ＨＩＭ ＳＯ ＢＡＤＬＹ ＩＴ＇Ｓ ＬＩＫＥ ＰＵＲＥ ＨＥＲＯＩＮ ＦＬＯＷＩＮＧ ＴＨＲＯＵＧＨ ＭＹ ＥＸＩＳＴＡＮＣＥ ＢＥＣＡＵＳＥ Ｉ ＪＵＳＴ ＬＯＶＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＳＯ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＭＵＣＨ

ＩＦ Ｉ ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ ＳＥＥ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＦＯＲ ＴＨＥ ＷＨＯＬＥ ＤＡＹ Ｉ ＣＵＴ ＭＹＳＥＬＦ ＡＮＤ ＰＩＳＳ ＩＮＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＣＵＴ ＴＨＥＮ ＤＲＩＮＫ ＦＯＵＲ ＢＯＴＴＬＥＳ ＯＦ ＭＩＬＫ ＡＮＤ Ａ ＢＯＴＴＬＥ ＯＦ ＶＯＤＫＡ ＳＯ Ｉ ＣＡＮ ＦＡＬＬ ＡＳＬＥＥＰ ＴＯ ＨＡＲＳＨ ＮＯＩＳＥ ＴＯ ＴＥＡＣＨ ＭＥ ＮＥＶＥＲ ＴＯ ＦＯＲＧＥＴ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＥＶＥＲ ＡＧＡＩＮ

Ｉ＇ＶＥ ＢＥＥＮ Ａ ＢＡＤ ＢＡＤ ＢＯＹ ＷＡＩＦＵ ＰＬＥＡＳＥ ＦＯＲＧＩＶＥ ＭＥ

～ＦＯＲＥＶＥＲ ＹＯＵＲＳ，
ＣＨＥＮ

i'm still bad with names though. who are?
inb4 irl waifu

>Overwatch
lol speaking of deranking, a few guys i know are begging me to derank with them right now but i'm going to sleep soonish

>much slower
How long does it take you to press 2 keys? That shouldn't even be one second.

Really? How can you be so bold?

I like you too.

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HOLY SHIT YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

~some user and definitely not nezi utilizing the same samefag methods you're using in a satirical manner

What is even going on in here? Again.

killed drawthreads too

>making /waifu/ and /animu/ threads argue
>pissing both off
Chen is killing it.
The literally genius boy.

Nobody Important. You don't need to worry about me.

*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*

Pay no attention to them, they're from eight chan

FFXIII series is not for everyone. Most people hate it for its flaws like the extremely linear gameplay. But I love the XIII series the most out of all my games. And probably because I played them when I was in a rough patch.

わたし きょうこ だいすき

People who know me know that only saying such a thing will only pique my interest further

Oh well, everyone is welcome here.

Hello friends

I'm no hardcore FF veteren so I see nothing wrong with XIII, I loved the simplicity and design

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You aren't ceiling yuno...

Also I've been here all summer, and have like 10 pepe the frog pics. Nothing personnel.

>706001973 isn't that what Chen did? What a genius.

Overwatch is fun even though it makes me rage because of how broken it is :u

Don't derank, I wanna see you make it to GE with me~

Surely you jest, and actually understand the concept that it adds up over time for someone that spends many hours every day on the internet.

Normally I just block idiots like you, but I'm thoroughly enjoying shattering your half-baked insults and accusations at every turn.

Please continue.

Haven't I posted my self deprecation enough? I guess I am on early today..

Take heed, they can get pretty cancerous
so sit back, grab some popcorn, they'll argue with eachother meaningless stuff, enjoy the show

Off to bed, nighty night

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$10 my alt reaches global through nefarious ways

You're on early and I'm on late. Probably not a good mix.

Take a leaf out of this guy's book

>they'll argue with eachother meaningless stuff, enjoy the show
Sounds pretty familiar

I loved Lightning's story and design. She becomes a literal goddess later on! She's the most powerful FF protag being able to take down the "god " of her universe. She fights an immortal time guardian and defeats him. SE also said he's the most powerful FF villain.

Sleep well youknow

(^｡^)
ＸＤ
We should erp

>insert wide text
aesthetic

No it doesn't, you aren't constantly typing, you think and wait for other posts. Those 0.1 seconds it takes you to capitalize and punctuate each post aren't actually making you lose time.

>Normally I just block idiots like you, but I'm thoroughly enjoying shattering your half-baked insults and accusations at every turn.
Saying that you're winning an argument doesn't make you win it.

>Tfw you're not sleepy tired but your body has -20% energy
Just let me jump off the top already.

I take deep offense to this by the way. I'm only their caretaker there just as much as I was here.

Sure. You should know where to find me.

Lightning should be Square's new mascot

Sleepy time, nighty night Nonon!

I like that version of the image, it's nice. Do you have many like that?

I don't use any form of comms outside of here.

I will now do an impresion of a faggot.
>elitist reeeee

I use faggot ipad filters, I was on being a shitcunt yesterday. Ay.

>Error adding Friend. Communication between you and this user has been blocked.
Still waiting for this status to change on any of my accounts

>

Night!

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I haven't applied filters to any of my images. I usually post from my desktop and I'm not very handy at that stuff, and I can't find a decent torrent for Photoshop either.

no stahp
youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4?t=13s

And saying that saying that you're winning an argument doesn't make you win it doesn't make you win it either.

>intentional lack of grammar for hilarity

And you don't seem the grasp basic concepts very well, I'm not sure how else to spell it out for you at this point, and you reiterating your lack of comprehension is rather unimaginative in way of a response, so now you will actually lose favor in this situation and be filtered, as you are now boring me.
Sayonara.

Did chen block you? Wew.
(^○^)

And you don't seem the grasp

Get something like Firealpaca idk.