Waifu claiming thread

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Old thread wasn't aesthetic enough for the mods.

Kyoubot never dieded.

（＾ω＾）

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They're just from the same artist.

ceilingyun

Don't you know? There's a little Chen inside all of us.

That was my line and it was a shitty meme. Go outside.

It makes me feel like Chen is pretending to be you.
Fuck off newfag

>It makes me feel like Chen is pretending to be you.

I just like the pics so I've been posting them a lot.

What? Someone made a bad joke on Cred Forums?!

Anyone want me to run some copypastas through a wide text generator again? It was a gay olde time.

Oops.

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ＨＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＬＬＬＬＬＬＹＹＹＹＹ ＳＨＩＴ ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｆａｌｌ ｏｆ ｃｈａｉｒ！！！！ ｓｉｍｐｌｙ ｌｅ ｅｐｉｃ ｓｏ ｅｂｉｎ ｄａｅ ｌｅ ｅｐｉｎ ｗｉｎ ｘＤ ｐｗｎ’ｄ ｆｔｗ ｌｅ ｂａｃｏｎ ｎａｒｗｈａｌｅ ｘＰ ｕｐｂｏａｔｅｄ ｇｏｏｄ ｓｉｒ ｉ ｔｉｐ ｍｙ ｆｅｄｏｒａ ｔｏ ｙｏｕ！ ｔｉｐｓ ｆｅｄｏｒａ， ｌｅ ａｎｙ１ ａｔｈｉｅｓｔ？ ＬＯＬ

ＧＯＯＤ ＭＥＭＥ

ＳＯＲＲＹ Ｉ ＭＥＡＮ

ＧＲＥＡＴ ＭＥＭＥ

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ＸＤ

ＬＥ ＵＰＢＯＡＴ

ＸＤ

ＷＡＩＴ ＴＩＬ ＬＥ ＤＥＲＰＩＮＡ ＨＥＡＲＳ ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＩＳ

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ＥＰＩＣ ＭＥＭＥＩＮＧ ／ｂ／ｒｏ ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡ ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡ ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡ ＺＩＭＢＡＢＷＥ ｉｓ ｔｈｉｓ ａ ｌｅ ｎｅｗ ｅｐｉｃ ｍｅｍｅ？ ｓｃｒｅｅｎ ｋａｐｐｅｄ ｆｏｒ ｄａｔ ｓｗｅｅｔ ｋａｒｍａ ｘＤ． ＦＵＳ ＲＯＨ ＤＡＨ！！！！！１ ｉ ｕｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｂｅ ａ ｃｈｒｉｓｔｍａｓ ｂｕｔ ｔｈｅｎ ｉ ｔｏｏｋ ａｎ ａｒｒｏｗ ２ ｄａ ｋｎｅｅ ：^（ ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡ ＢＡＺＩＮＧＡ ＺＩＭＢＡＢＷＥ． ｔｏｐ ｋｅｋ， ｔｏｐｐｅｓｔ ｏｆ ｋｅｋｓ． ｌｅ ｎｙａｎ ｃａｔ？ ｈａｈａｈａｈａ ｌｅ ｍａｙｏｎａｉｓｅ． ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｅｐｉｃ ａｓｓ ｍｅｍｅ ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｔｈａｔ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｍｅｍｅ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｍａｎ ｗａｉｔ ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｊｕｓｔ ｇｅｔｓ ｃｒａｃｋ ｐｉｐｅ ｏｕｔ ｓｍｏｋｅ ｓｏｍｅ ｏｆ ｔｈａｔ ｇｏｏｄ ４２０ ｓｈｉｔ ：） ｒｉｐｓ ａ ｂｏｎｇ ＡＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨ ＹＥＳ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

ｔｈａｔ ｓｕｒｅ ｈｉｔ ｔｈｅ ｓｐｏｔ ｏｋ ｎｏｗ ｒｅｐｅａｔ ｔｈａｔ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｅｐｉｃ ａｓｓ Ｍ Ｅ Ｍ Ｅ

yeah dude totally if your defense for making a joke is that you made a joke then you should fucking kill yourself dude

what are you a fucking sperg dude? making jokes? pffft, pffft

Calamity-masu'd

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i like you now that you replied

No, I was telling to newfag to gtfo and you should too

Good Morning

Hello, Shino.

Good afternoon

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Hi chen
^ - ^

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i feel like i should give my stalker some love
morning bby
sleep good?

Yo Shino
Sup Syndra

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Seems like today my name was used much often that it used to be.

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It's broken english chen. I like the other one better.

S h o w m e y o u r l o n g n a i l s

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Which one

It takes 2 seconds to convert to wide text
ＦＵＣＣｂｏｉ

Wasup Rem?

Good afternoon to you too.

Kyoucute how are you? beep boop

I slept alright. You got a busy weekend or are we gonna jam some roblox?
yo yuuko

Oi!

Wouldn't be a waifu thread without me.

sup nigga

I'm doing okay, what about you?

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Mi liu is better than B.E.C.

>I found a nice togue place

Its Mako.
Does Malo look lile Yuuko?
Nonon.

post NTR

there aren't nearly enough people triggered in this thread

You missed me chen.
（＾ν＾）

i actually like that edit kek
im not planning on sleeping
roblox for life
hey nonon
how are you doing?

しね
terrible fanart at least try Jeez

Hello
Got your sleep?

Mako*
>Mako

Damn, I would cum all over those flappy headlights.

Tired a bit. You?

TẤT CẢ MỌI THỨ ĐAU

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My collection is shit. Snickers.

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Good afternoon to you three

check my whip

Mars, you broke my heart

They're amazing headlights. Far more quiet than my dads Firebird.

Makise makes for some good edits.

( ^ω^ )

I rather Milky Way tbqh

Your ride low enough, nigger?

mootykins

not much fam

Hhaha nice image, I'm doing good about to go drive to pick up a car because mines all fucky. I love driving in morning traffic for some reason.

I feel bad! i couldn't tell honestly!

hnnnnnnnngggggggg. Can i touch your hair?

Needs to be lower until its completely scraping the ground

>Paintjob
Good.
>Stanced
Why
>Tire on top
I don't even.

Whoever posted this pic I like you.

Too bad I jpg the shit out of everything.

＼(^o^)／

cut me yuno

how the fuck you doin cuz

idk man all my friends make fun of me because I can still fit my shoe under the front bumper :\
might have to get new coilovers....

Myes?

Doing grrrrrr-EIGHT!

Oh no! bạn đã tập thể dục ngày hôm nay?

あああああああand I ruined it

（≧∇≦）

it's just a meme, I used to have a 350z tho

Just chillin, killin, illin tbh fam

If he fixed the hood, got better rims, removed the stance, removed the tire and maybe removed those bolts on the fender and maybe it would look a lot better

Hôm qua, đào tạo cường độ cao.
>honestly I didn't think I can get sore anymore

oh

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And also get a bigger exhaust, remove the metal thing around it and fixed the dents in the fender

thats dank af nigga

glad u aight

ok how about this one instead

Dr Pepper, is that you?

Or is this filter user from earlier

Filter fag
〜（ゝ。∂）

Fix the hole in the back, fix all the other damage and paint the front wheels orange, and paint the sides of the wing orange instead of red. Then it could be a nice car

Good. I was going to get mad at them if they were not at work

Bye guys I have to get going
Myes? What?
Its alright.
They do look pretty similar. To be honest Shinobu looks like a darker haired Mako

>take car
>act like sachi for attention
how can you fail?
▽・x・▽

I know, but still.
>350z
Not too bad. Ever throw it around some corners?

Are you not in class today?

(＞人＜;)

Who's the 3dcg chick with the bins? Hot.

Uguu~

Its not really that bad of a car though

I wish I could find a picture of it

it was a fun car

okay third time's the charm

ye, drifted in some parking lots in the rain
it was fun

had full exhaust, headers, test pipes, etc.

lowered a little bit but not too crazy
intake
some other stuff

manual transmission was the best part

>i wanna contribute

Oi! Remember to rest your muscles, and stretch them out. Stretching it takes some of the lactic acid out of them.

Mmmmmm-yesh?

I start in a half hour

what the fuck is the deal with these threads
also, this bitch claimed

I'll should stretch more then.

>pic
why would you want an orange boat?

Janitor.

Fucking Rory.

>Anything but manual
No thanks.

I ended up doing my first drift at about 70mph on a freeway exit. Scared the hell out of me, some bitch cut me off and forced me into the exit ramp at the last second, and I hit the corner so fast that the back end broke free.
>Would post pic of the exit and the tire marks, but gay ass size limit

Clammed

I don't really like those bolts but other than that its pretty good. Maybe the side mirror should be replaced though, it doesn't match anything else on the car

Don't died.

( T_T)＼(^-^ )

You know you love it

I mean stretch while you're sore. It'll hurt, but you'll feel better after.

Nope
If you must.

I'm already died (　^ω^)

Mind you, I'm flexible so stretching isn't really a problem.
>splits game strong

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Oh.

ねえ お兄ちゃん？
だいすき！

。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

okay less boaty
but still orange

GOT IT
THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU!

>automatic
i'm disappointed in you

but drift lyfe

cute

Oh, that's impressive for a guy to be able to stretch like that. That doesn't hurt your testacleese?

**Like u**

Great.
Because i didnt make it to my train either.
Will have to take a later one.

It hurts my hips a little. I dunno why people think it hurts their crotch, unless they jump into it and crush their balls

I want to guess

Are you Sanchito or Diego?

It corners too well. Take it back.

B0aty here!

11/10 because evo

I don't know what that says

No you don't know me

I was saying automatics are a shamefur dispray!
>Mines a 5 speed m8, stick all the way

You seem chill, and it's unfortunate you aren't either of them
>I trust you'll claim Rem next thread since I won't be here
>call me a heretic

Hey big brother?
I love you!

>i failed, it's
Nee oniichan?
Oniichan daisuki!

From that one post..?
Why unfortunate?
I probably won't be here either

o-oh gosh stop .////.

I am confused how that meant you liked manuals.

yeah I can only drive stick now after learning

Wait, is there another Rem lover here?

When I first joined, there were three. They all left.

Guess I'll claim again
>and seeing your other posts too made me come up with my conclusion

Paddle shift master race!

>just kidding
Sequential God tier.

I was saying no thanks to anything that's not a manual.

It was probably someone else

That's a lot of people to share a waifu with.

You sure miss your train a lot...

there's 2+ yunos and like 5 korbo holos

Not to mention 3 chens and the infinite chen imposters.

Not the worst.

Rem is mainstream waifu of the season so it's not really surprising

oh
I kinda read it as
"anything but a manual! no thanks!"

honestly paddles aren't that bad, I drove an FRS with them and it's pretty okay

And I just started up MWO again. Because light mechs are fun.

Do i?

GT cars use button or paddle downshift and sequential upshift. Don't tell me that isn't fucking sexy.

Sorry for the assumption

It's eh

Seems that way.

maybe not as fun, but better for racing I imagine

>hurr durr elitism
>hurr durr lemee in seekret club

am i doing irony right syndra?

I'm stealing Kyouka you fuck

gg

Am I your onii-chan now?

>3 chens
Jesus, that's 2 too many.

True considering Re:Zero is very recent.

You don't have an issue with that?

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That cars pretty good, can't really say much bad about it

Get rid of the miata's and it would be better

はい お兄ちゃん〜

Yes!

>

If they're not gonna be triggered as fuck about it

3 too many.

Faito

私は間違いなく日本の話すことができると私はGoogleだけがすべてで翻訳し使用していませんでした

Ok mi liu

Its a little bit before I want to sleep, but this may mean a second run.

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Well, atleast i now have a little bit of time to play with you.
Maybe?

dubs for vodka and toothpaste LMAO

ROLL!

Where are you going?

Roll even though i dont know what this means

No vodka, user.

REROLL FOR GREAT 7S!

Sachii style roll :o

FUCKING RORY DRINK THE 7!

Reroll

Roll
From dorms to home.

Chen style roll
I fucking hate you all give me attention

Whiskey

FUCKING ASIAN MOOT GIVE RORY THE 7!

Makoto style roll
>legs
>car
>butt
>repeat

Whiskey

FUCKING CMON!

Ahh going home for the weekend again. Are you going to be on here much?

Hugbox style roll
>ur cute im not
>no ur cute and im not

VHISKEY

You dont get to choose. But its a 90% chance of whiskey anyway.

Faito?

Claimed.

THAT WASNT A 7, DAMMIT!

spike style roll
>

FUGGIN VHISKEY

I will.
I do it almost every week.

ITLL BE WHISKEY ANYWAY
V H I S K E Y

Yeah i've noticed. Alright, sounds fun then.

Fight-o

Whiskey it is anyway. Shit tier whiskey designed for mixing but whiskey nonetheless.

Dicks out for whiskey

Are you my imouto then

Im the only original Holo you faggot.

Korbo*

its obvious youknow doesnt really love her
since he also says chelsea is his waifu, and posts her if he feels like it more

>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
I am mahou shoujo imouto〜

That's a lovely photo
>and I will happily fight

also hello Alice.

I was bored so i made this

I have a magical little sister?
Hello Holo

I have cancer now thanks

You're welcome

>I was bored so I shat myself
Thats you, thats how you sound.

How does it sound anything like that?

Yes, don't tell mum and dad.
(OvO)

You're secret is safe with me

Bump

Arigato oniichan〜

So, who is still here?

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Im still here.

me

Claiming the Firekeeper. (´･ω･)

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When the last bastion of hope falls, left will be mai.

Oniiiichan!

Filter fag/Nobody important

I'm not attentive, but i rarely really leave.

Hi

Since everyonw is doing this

We need to talk
Get in the stream

cap with lewds I guess

Togameat pie!

I'm omnipresent.

Do do do

Da da da

That sounds scary.

De de de

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