Any Britfags on here already?

Because work don't pay enough to work

Bathfag here

Fellow East-Coast fag here

I feel you bro

I'm on annual leave and my GF is taking hours getting ready to go out to Meadowhall...

On Cred Forums whilst at work on the toilet jerking off

Taking mine there later, small world

stoke on trent here

im off work and am bunking off college because I'm hard

oioi kid, whats happening in your end of sunny newcastle the day ?

not a real geordie if ya using that shite emoji u faggot

been working nightshift

Scunthorpe reporting in.

Fancy sharing your UK wanking stash? Pic related

It's my 22nd today.. Londonfag

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Happy Birthday bro

Gud shave da queen

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She's nice man, would love to get a look at that rack (y) you fucked her before?

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>lunchtime

Enjoy

First person to say it, woohoo

Post girls you want to fuck/have fucked? Pic related

No thanks mate, that's enough of her

Better?

totally different face structure and tit size, FOH nigga

Bristolfag signing in

FOH?

Where do you live?

ITT

northern scum too lazy to get a fucking job, you should all man the fuck up you cunts.

Found her Dad

>Wagecuck
>Tells others to get a job

jealousandmiserable.txt

bn25 here
because i dont have a job

Why is British food so bad , British women so dirty and British people's teeth all fucked up , England is just the worst

Found the fat colonial

might as well post some British humor

That's common knowledge across Europe, man.

Also, how's that empire of yours doing?

got an essex Girl quads gets her nudes

We gave most of it back, man- turns out going into people's countries and putting a flag on it makes you kind of a dick.
How's that independence of yours working out?

I "work" in the public sector.

quads? what are you a faggot?

Quads for an Essex girl? I'd get more by writing my phone number on the back of the local Greggs

do u even google u faggot

Newcastle fag reporting in, anyone got any blyth/cramlington/seghill?
pic related

>thinks Britain is England
Easy way to spot retarded Murcans.

Moar of this whore.

>Trying to get birds
>writes number behind Local Greggs

You trying to smash some pasties like lad?

essex fag here

...England conquered Wales and Ireland, and forced the Act of Union to basically annex Scotland.

Idiot.

No

It's really not that hard to get nudes in Essex lad, it's freshers at the uni soon

Most of her?!

Fuck, more

>to bail out a bankrupt Scotland.
ftfy

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England still doesn't equal Britain, you inbred Midwestern cowfucker.

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Basic/10

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Holy shit she's nice, any with her face?

it would be in fucking Newcastle....

ever been to fabios bar?

Anyone else from Chesterfield?

I have a Chesterfield!

>It's green

Brightonfag (not literally)
>tfw central-right leaning in libcuck epicentre
Sucks to be you

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Up the toon lad. Would seriously drink her bath water like

BLACK COUNTRY AYE WE!

Kek

Any got any Cardiff bitches?

That fucking gormless pout ruins any fappability for me.

I'm from Worksop

although that maybe true this girl doesnt do nudes unless ur the bf and shes never been released

Got any girls?

Just post her, we all know you want to

Woo east coast
kik callumwk1 ;)

any Derbyshire here?

Well gosh if it's that rare I'll trade you a blue eyes white dragon and my 360k runescape acc

Whereabouts?

Alfreton

any one from wales ?

what age? I know some girls from Alfreton, no pics though, except fb

GU11 REPORTING IN BITCHES!!!

Anyone near A-shot??

>Just chillin n listening to wayward son

rs3 or rs2?

Any more to go?

You wouldn't want a lass from worksop

Yeah, scunny is fucking shit. I wanna move.

Anyone from Chippenham or Melksham?

This isn't a charity ;)

Any of you fuckers in London?

Leyland fag reporting for duty and I'm pretty sure I am the only one from this shithole.

Trips Fairy has noticed you, friendo.

Please accept this token for your impressive roll. Congratulations!

Brought to you by the letters (T)ighty (W)hitey.

Kent signing in

fucking working on the nicest day of the week

Nice

Nanny mcphee checking in

Bradford-on-Avon

ayy
Bristolian fag

Gloucester here, any hot ladies around bristol ?

Found the cunt who's never been to Blighty, chaps.

>muh opinions come from The Simpsons and Gordon Fucking Ramsay

You, my friend, are a bit of a daft cunt.

RG20 here

Gateshead twat right here.

Pic related; some bitch from near Whitley Bay I got nudes from.

Rotherham fag here. No I'm not a rapist Muslim.

Derbyshire Cred Forumsastard here, near Alfreton, me duck.

Boltonfag reporting in. Nice to see some Brits on here rather than the usual American teenagers!

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Lincs fag.
Waddup neeeeiigers?

I work Sun to Thurs. Geordie here

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newcastle too brother, am from killingworth, whos in the photo? i have a few of yazzy dee emily wright jade cook ect. talk to me

ausfag here. does aus count?

Alright mate, many pakis round your way? I'm just up the m61 in Leyland

North Cornwall checking in - 'right wenkurs?

Yeah, why not. Were your parents £10 poms?

Better than the alternative.
put another quale egg on a simmereing boil, buddy.

WHITLEY BAY LMAO! THURSBAY BACK IN 2005 WAS THE FUCKING ONE

Yep

Shouldn't that be "Remove another Pork Farms Peppered Steak Slice from the fridge and allow it to attain room temperature (and mediocrity), chap"?

Isn't Killingworth a upper class Wallsend?

You'll still get stabbed but the knife cost over a grand.

Emma Hodgson, don't know any of them

Name?

like 4 people from Newcastle in this thread, we going to spread the joy or what, al dump if you have any longbenton,foresthall,killingworth

Oh, well sure... yea, that's what i meant see.

used to be worse then what it is, am from the bottomend part too, its a shithole like, someone got stabbed last week

Chipping Sodbury B O Y S

Loughborough student faggout here AMA

Prove you're Britsh in 5 words or less thread.

Prestonfag ere init

MUSLIM SCUM OFF OUR STREETS

Gloucester here too

Fuck off ya cunt ye

I want some of what he's having.

I would also have accepted
"Fuck off ya fucking cunt"

From London with love.

£2.85 a small parcel... robbery.

Best one yet ya cunt.

Weather's been nice hasn't it?

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister

I don't think this one is genuine, we might have an imposter here boys.

If you know what jobs to go for they can pay quite nicely.

I currently work for Deliveroo and I'm on £6ph + £1 per delivery + tips. For a 30-40 hour week you're getting roughly 320-440pw.

Used to do a telesales job, which was mindlessly easy, paid £8ph (back when the NMW was a out £6.10) and they paid £100 a month for travel. Only did 20hours a week and was on just under £800 a month. Was amazing during the summer, because I started work at 5pm, so would turn up to work pissed half the time.

Down on the south coast it's fucking red hot today mate.

chavs, tea, pig fucker cameron

Leylandfag here and I actually know Jacko (the guy in that vid) He lives in Penwortham.

White Bradford reporting in

Yea, alright dude. wew lad we didn't bring up Trump.

LIES! gtfo muhammed

kek

MALAKUM SALAAM

Trips averted my suicide vest

Same here m80

Yeh, i've seen him round before, I live in Lostock Hall. Does he always get that messy?

sup cunt

I'm from Teesside, now living in Newcastle NE2

Need to find a geordie lass to fuck

i just told her, and she said police are involved lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fuck off. Euxton here lad

ne2? heaton/jesmond?

Dosen't matter, we usually get advised to get off the bus anyway. Not like muricca with their pilot training program in new york.

Leeds here, have some Laura

Jim did nothing wrong

Jesmond mate. Student digs.

Whereabouts are you?

ng7 nottsfag

i work at dusk till dawn :D

Yeah he's a proper sesh head. Lives in a big fuck off 4 bed detached. Place is a dump though lol
He's a plasterer by day
Lostock Hall is the nearest I have ever seen to me on here.

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Seen chorley on here before

lmaaaao she gets posted on here at least once a week, pretty sure half of newcastle has her nudes now

Nice one m8. You going the Talbot for one?

hahah i used to live in heaton, ne12 killingworth/longbenton, you in them big houses with like 6 bedrooms? ending up back after town 1 night she looked decent, woke up and looked at the pictures in her room and fucked off, rang a taxi from a random pub on the corner at the bottom of the street...good old days

Alright guys? Heaton signing in

Bay horse usually lad

Nicola from sunderland

hahahahahaha added her on facebook spilt the beans and unfriended her, liberty

Just in a 3 person student flat, not one of these big noisy ones. Nice and quiet.

Sort of. Still get rich little cunts screaming in the street at 3am. Want to gut the quiffy, smug little twats.

shes from sunderland so i take it thats her 2 sons?

Can we get an average age group here?
26, with the week off work.
(Also PS fag if anyone needs my services?)

I no longer live in Bradford, but grew up in a really bad estate for 20+years and that place is a fucking hotspot for racism on both sides - which should fuel extremism...

Where I live now, I heard some fucking young group of Muslims singing one of those songs from the old beheading vids. They were obviously try hards because you wouldn't promote yourself as that in public, but was fucking strange to see after everything I'd grown up with.

Oldfag from canada,

Does UK even Drum N Bass anymore bro??

Serious question

seen her post the other day "getting alot of friend requests lately clearly someone's been talking about me"
Aye darling all of Cred Forums while we share your nudes

Plasterer by day, plastered by night

I didn't ask for your life story?

She probably isn't even bothered tbh, back when she used it she posted nudes on tumblr all the time

48 here (yep really) start a new job Monday. Tomorrow I am off to Coventry to visit my son and see how he is settling in at uni

HAHAHAHAHAH fucking classic! her boyfriend is built like a breadstick bet hes raging

High Contrast is still going.

kek, he's a handy bloke too. Does a bit of amature boxing

Leeds

How much for a fredo!?

Hope he's well pal. Best of luck in the new job, what doing?

Fuck all of you geordie inbred cunts Sunderland fag here we know what soap and deodorant is as us makems use them regulary.
>Newcastle fag from Killingworth?
>Newcastle fag from Gateshead?
>stupid cunts dont even know where they live

Derbyshire, swadlincote here.

fareham :)

Cheltenham cunt checking in

3rd and 4th line IT for the cops lol

Alright, Smackam, calm down. I know you're stuck in Scumderland but you don't have to be mad. At least your lasses are easy.

worcesterfag

Fuck you!
Right here buddy.

HAHAHAHAHA triggered, iv lived in elswick and heaton my whole life until 4 months ago pal, even still killingworth is 5mins from newcastle...go back to shagging your mothers daughters brothers hamster, get a boil while your at it

I ain't an actual cop, i just work for them. So it's all good haha. Took 6 fucking weeks to get security clearance.

Hahaha triggered
Newcastle fag only 5mins from Newcastle haha ya thick heeded cunt ya from Killingworth
Ya couldn't make the cunt up

which part? wardley bro reporting in

who hasnt seen yazzys fanny already man haha

It's even worse, you're internet cop.
Ner best of luck to you mate, well done.
Cred Forums needs people on the inside ;)

Elswick so you're a posh cunt haha you'll be telling me you are cos it's only 5mins from darras hall

i work construction in newcastle city center mate, it takes me 8mins to get to work, 3 of them are in traffic. suck is off. you stink.

None thankfully! I live in Blackrod, on the decent side near you. Had to get the hell away from there a few years back, it was like living in Islamabad

Here's a pussy from Durham, like?

I work in Newcastle it's takes me 12 mins to get to work from gods land

where abouts? bentonfag here.

cant even use Cred Forums, i take it your replying to me? spaka hahahaha

bet you smell of b.o.

706014991
Any more

Lovely wearside virgina you can't beat it

Gemma from London/cowick

Did my undergrad in Durham

I've been to fabios, it's the ultimate 'alright, I suppose' nightclub

Probably I've been grafting all day you'll not know what I'm talking about though

Not living in UK anymore, but Manchesterfag here.

Let me help you there fella.

Heaton

Euxton/Chorley lad here

Where do you live now?

so you work in newcastle, they provdie your workplace, because sunderland is 1/4 the size of newcastle and filled with Aldis and Pound-lands. everything in newcastle tops sunderland, its a fact

haha, aye grafting what? ya sisters fanny? fuck off man ya scruffy cunt, sunderland is a shambles and everyone knows it

grandparents lived on Heaton road opposite sainsburys

Any geordies on the toon tonight? It's the last day of Newcastle Uni freshers.

What I mean by that is there will be 18 year old posh girls everywhere.

anyone got nudes on her, rhi from sunderland

That just makes me harder

fucking hate the lad students, one caught is sniffing a key in the toilets at digital and proceeded to hound is all night trying to become me friend cos he was a "top boy" round hull, fuckin mongaloid

manchester fag here

No, why does she want to lure my children into a gingerbread house again?

hahahahahahah proper kipper kegs! the place fucking stinks

You're just down the road lad! Me and the missus sometimes get food at the pub just off the motorway at Chorley, think its a Fayre & Square. My brother used to live on Buckshaw village too

looks gypsy

Spread

Give me your tears gypsy?

The other clown country. Moved to California.
Can confirm British Accent is like a get out of jail free card. Literally get away with so much shit, and I've lost count of the amount of numbers i've been offered.

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Fellow Manchesterfag

fat lass angle mate

portsmouth here

going to world hq next on thursday, and going to see aj on 28th oct thats the only plans i have, cba

Go home bitch

Confirmed - crisp breeze, with clear skies and barely a thought given to the onset of the cooler seasons. My view is a jewel today, and I am blessed by it.

Also, I'm in Cornwall so there's no blacks or asians.

fuck off you cheeky cunt

FILTHY DUMB TOTTENHAM SCUM.

Mr. Portsmouth?

Yes drum and bass is still going here.
I don't go to raves myself anymore but there's still a huge D&B scene.

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i absolutely fucking hate england

Cunt! (god mode, it it in only one word without using the word "cunt")

OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OH TEN SIXTYSIX

*do

KEK M8 GET DOON TO THE TOON MAN
i live in gateshead

R O T H E R H A M B O Y S

AKA - Paki land

In all honesty I've never had any trouble with them since leaving school but I only ever really go out to buy booze/weed/food and to go to work.

Anybody else close?

Whitley Bay Fag here

where abouts in gatesy kid ?

Any Cheltenham / Gloucester girls? (Gloucester preferred)

Damnnn, where'd you get nudes?

KYS

:)
You know her?

Oh no a randomer on the internet was mean to me because of where I live

I was looking forward to the weekend but I don't think I'll be able to get out of bed in the morning now :/

Are you 8?

Not directly, but i know her sister. Helen

Yis are all propa freaks, rock port and merapeak crew coming thruuuu, yesaaiii!

Nice, any more nudes from that group?

Here's Laura swinging her tits around:
youtu.be/FK3owdrGfmY?t=346

kek

Your image is suspect to me.....
Pedo Pete?

slag

haha funnily enough am sat in me mera peak right now cos me house is about -100 degrees

>being so buttblasted about it

Lel

quads sighted

Nah man. What you reckon she looks too young? Underage birds tend not to have asses like that. It's just some random shit I saved from here.

Checked

dn12

we did rugby in pe

Eh you know, cops shooting everyone, terrible election. Basic Murica

Anybody got Nottingham girls?

any berks nudes?

Any Hartlepool here?

faggots try int.user-ib.ru/uk/

Wiganfag reporting in

Yorkie here.

This thread has taken a dark turn.

WN6 here

>Lel
Kill yourself.

Leave it out fella

Anymore wigan fags on here?

which part?

Chesterfield.

Went to a job fair today. And yes, its true. Employers can see, smell and hear autism from 10 feet away

What's going on here

Milk and two sugars, please

She's swinging her tits about

Isle of Sheppey - Kent

WN2
Yes lad, we should go for a pep and a pie some time

Who the fuck is that woman, Dr Autismo?

Just some bbc whores