Waifu claiming thread

Hitagi Senjougahara claimed

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Ty

Why am I still getting hate?

discount chen

Let's hope I programmed Kyoubot not to go rogue...

Oh shit- these calculations are off!

EVERYBODY RU-

Who is better, Chen or Mai?
Discuss.
Elaborate your opinion.

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You're comparing apples to oranges

Because you're mai

Chen because chen is a kitty mai is a kike nigger faggot dick licking mi liu impersonating kike nigger faggot dick licking mi liu impersonator. Kike.

Elaborate

Claimed

Claim

Post kimonos.

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Claiming tomoko ebin

CLiming tomoko ebin

Homura?

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Claibing tomoko ebin

hot

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How about you claim some balls and get yourselves some real women?
Every fucking day with this bullshit.
Furthermore guess what Francis,
Someone claimed the furry bitches already. 0mg what will you do now?

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These fucking fags are on here 24/7. I guess the OP is a bot that makes a new thread every time this one hits the image limit

They're breaking at least 2 global rules

Not to mention being complete faggots

These threads need to go

These fucking fags are on here 24/7. I guess the OP is a bot that makes a new thread every time this one hits the image limit

They're breaking at least 2 global rules

Not to mention being complete faggots

These threads need to go

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that was the fastest dentist apointment i ever had
he filled a cavity within 10 min
what a god

of the crater

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ceiling

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fuck this without a Cred Forums pass, bye

why did you post the same image?
i dont mind, this thread can use a whole lot more yuno

Aww did your mommy promise to take you to get ice cream later because the big bad dentist hurt your wittle teefies

she didnt

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I think it's because it's a sample, and you're losing out on precious pixels

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its the same size and less kb
i honestly dont see a differnce

Oh, didn't even notice. No idea

Hello Alice

Pet Pet

Hello Akame
Hello Syndra. You make it home yet?

No, only just got on the train. About 2 hours or less till i get home.

Ah, that's a long train ride. I was able to catch a ride with a classmate post of the way home cut an hour of my trip

Someone say waifu thread?

Woo, way late. Guess that's fine.

morning
cute ae

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Nice trips.

That sounds great.
Will you be on later today?

How are you doing so far?
That's not very nice, Shizu is a lovely person.
I will be for a while. I have to go out of town tonight and I won't be home until late Saturday sometime.

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Good morning everyone

Good morning

Not bad. Still trying to completely wake up
morning Illya

How are you today, Alice?

sleep good?

You stay up late last night?
I'm doing okay, I suppose. Kind of sleepy right now though which will hopefully go away when I walk up my hill from the bus stop

PET PET

Fucking gay

You know you're talking to a man right?

No amount of role playing can save you from that

Every single one of you just imagine who is behind the post

>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.

Kinda, I had a really weird dream. Wasn't frightening at all so I wouldn't call it a nightmare, but something about it stressed me out. Otherwise I slept pretty well.
Physical activity usually shakes off drowsiness, so I'm sure it'll wake you up.

Not so late. I guess I'm just feeling odd like most days

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>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.

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Re:Zero is taking too long to "pick up" if you know what I mean.

I know the first episode is basically "Character Introduction" and blah blah but holy fcuk.

>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.

I'm feeling a bit more awake now. It seems to have helped
Something on your mind?

i know that feeling sometimes you just wake up and are like, what the fuck?
i had that dream a few months ago and still wonder what i meant
any plans for today?

Good morning Yuuki
I'm glad!

Class, some laundry, and then whatever ends up happening. You?

>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.

A lot, as usual. And now I'm being haunted by someone who I thought was done with me

Guten Morgen, /waifu/

Guten Morgen, Alice!

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alright another care free day
what about the weekend? any plans for that?
im just gonna chill oout and play some games with friends
hey alice
did you sleep well?

How's it going Illya? I woke up like an hour ago

I want to hug the Ruga-chan

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Nice to see you again, Illya. How was your sleep? (If you did sleep, that is.)

I slept like a bunny. Had so many interesting dreams as well, trying to find the meanining behind all of them.

Evening there waifu, how are you today?

First few episodes are Subaru solving a problem and a badass swordsman defeat in an opponent with him flirting with Emila. Nothing else really

Hello, Chara! I'm doing great. How goes it?

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Hi there Alice. It's nice to hear you're doing great. Is there a reason for it?

I'm doing so so, not bad but not great either.

That pic is dope

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I got a ton of sleep, which is nice. I'm also estastic to see you again, I normally don't catch you here. Glad to hear you're doing okay!

D 1337 THIS.

Bro I'm not even done with the first episode.

Every Saturday me and a group of friends get together for DnD, 40k, or other board games. I always look forward to that, recently got my roommate to join us as well.
Im doing pretty well, waiting to get an english paper back from peer review. Did you sleep well?
I slept decently, had an odd dream. Can't really remember much of it now, just that it was distressing but not frightening. How'd you sleep?

I need to start reading all of the response instead of just the (you)
>illya

Thanks. Yours is a little... uh non existant

Yeah, it's been such a long time. Oh, I got two kittens now in case you missed it. They are currently playing with each other occassionaly nibbling on my wiring.
But they're both very sweet and not afraid of new people, so I can always introduce new people to them and they can pet them.

I slept like a baby haha. Once my head hit the pillow I was out
>this happens when you wake up at 7:30am and don't go to sleep until 2:30am

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Glad to hear you slept well!
How'd LoL end?

Not well, TSM got stomped by one of the Chinese teams..they play again today against the 3rd place Korean team, so I'm corssing my fingers for a comeback.

Yuuko! You lovely dork! How are you?

No problem at all! I'll tell you about one of the dreams I had. One involved me in a carnival. I was stealing things from the stalls and mugging people. I later went onto a ride that shoots you all the way up into the air, and eventually drops you down at an incredibly fast speed. I got on the ride, buckled in, and the ride was started, sending me all the way up into the air. As I was launched into the air, the ride suddenly got stuck. I was left dangling up above. Eventually, my seat belt came loose and I started to fall. As I hit the ground, I suddenly woke up.

Awh, that's adorable! What are their names?

Off to work, see you guys later

That's an interesting dream you had. Are you feeling that everything's going too smooth?

And their names are Lumi (nos) and Eni (gma) since they're both black cats. And female.

How are you doing tonight?

>forgot the pic
It's been a while since I've forgot a pic

This OP sucks

Have as much fun as one can have work
Yeah, that's definitely interesting! I always find it interesting when dreams create a way of waking you up, or coincide with something waking you up

Is good, i'm watching a kitten attempt to destroy my shoes inbetween begging for milk.
How are you and your creatures?

bye

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Laters.

What's wrong about it?

byeo byeo

Best thing you did today?

Bye

Now that you mention it, I do feel like things are going a little too smooth. I assume it's because things in my life are too monotous; I want some excitement in my life. That's one possible meaning behind the dream. Those are such good name. I hope those cats don't cause you too much trouble!

It's morning here, not night. And I'm doing just great. Feeling even better now that you're here. What's up with you?

I too find it interesting. I always document dreams like that. I have a journal where I document all dreams that could pose a special meaning. I've even had dreams that've predicted the future.

I honestly don't like j-rock. They do it weird.

I don't even like WataMote's OP that much. It's not bad, but it isn't good. The ED Is better.

The Yuuko on the left side is squinting.

And my little creatures are sleeping now. They'll awaken at a later time and not tlet me sleep. Also, we found 5 malnourished hedgehogs in our garden and took them in. Trust me, cat shit smells like flowers compared to those 5.

See ya

Dreams always reflect your unconscious or conscious problems... if you can remember them, that is.

Nah, they're not causing too much trouble. They're lovely.

Best thing I did today was get home.
How about you?
Yeah.. Not sure why I said tonight since it's midafternoon here, and I knew you lived a few hours behind me...
It's nice to hear that you like seeing me, I'm not doing too bad, my internet seems to have had a really heavy hiccup just now though, which is annoying

Holy shit wild hedgehogs. Wish we had that.
Call them the boyz because they be fast as fuck.

I got a good amount of school work done in little time. That was good.
Just get back from a late night at work?

Bye.

Wow! That's pretty cool. I used to try to keep a journal of dreams but I always seem to forget them almost the instant I wake up.

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We also found the mother of those 5 later on, but she's fat and thus we didn't take her in. I should call them the shitheads though considering how much they smell.

Kek

i had a snail for awhile that i swear shit more than any of my other pets.

Productivity. I think you have me confused with someone, I don't have a job

Indeed they do. I like to believe dreams have the ability to access certain parts of your mind which you don't use, which is why dreams can sometimes predict the future. My theory's a little silly, but the concept of dreams predicting future events still intrigues me.

Glad to hear it! I'm curious, what do you do have as an occupation?

Thank you! My journal's just getting started and I have high hopes for it to help me comprehend the meaning behind my dreams. Did you figure anything out with your journal or was it just a lost cause?

Not a huge problem, as pleb as it is I skip most OPs and EDs after watching them for the first time.

I could be your pet~

I'm a student. There seems to have been some confusion along the line somewhere if now a second person believes I have a job.

Actually kill yourself you lonely sad sack of shit.

I only skip those that I don't particularly like.

Maaaaan Log Horizon's OP was fucking fun.

DATABASE DATABASE. So catchy.

Well someone doesn't know how to take a joke

Who the hell am i thinking of then...Hmmmmm....

Well neeting can be relaxing during the day too.

We could be equals instead~

>youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM

>flirts with multiple people because he wants attention
>gets called out
>IS JUST A JOKE WOWW

Why not the 10 hour version?

I can never unsee her shoulders as small chibi arms.

I'm a full time student at the moment. I'm
>Wonderland
Hello Ruri. This iss quite catchy

Well, they are 5 hedghehogs versus two kittens... So it's not hard to predit who shits more

I agree. Funnily enough, I had a certain event happen to me several times.
Two months before I meet an old friend of mine or a certain person I haven't seen in a long imte, I dream of them. It happened 3 times. And it was always two months between those dreams and the event.

Yeah, we could. You're much better than me though

It was meant as a joke, yes, at least the specific post I made to Yuuko was, If you want me to flirt with you, this is a really contireved way to do it user ~

Fuck off heaven
I'm sick of your shit

>contireved
I meant contrived

It was a total lost cause. Almost all the entries were the most basic they could be.
"Last night's dream made me feel happy/sad/stressed/etc"
"Last night's dream was in a castle"
"Someone in last night's dream reminded me of this person"
Stuff like that, never really any more depth than that.

God damnit my Illya tantrum gif is too big now

I want to see this fight club in action.

Maybe i have you mixed in mentally with another waifu tha looks like alice. That happened once before. What do you study?

It's heaven when you're around togame

Yes. Because getting rejected on the internet you need to hide it with jokes and flirting with other people.
Lul.

Hmmm. Not sure, I can't think of any waifus who look like Alice here.
I study computer electronic repair. It's pretty fun, other than the classes that every IT branch at my school has to take that is in no way relevant to my field of study.

My bad! I need to stop assuming things.. What's life as a full time student like?

Wow! That's incredibly interesting. Is that the only type of dream that's predicted the future for you? You've never had any dreams that predict a different event?

You shouldn't have gave up there, in my opinion. Sometimes the best way to have more vivid dreams and memories of said dreams is to write about them. Can you recall any dreams that have predicted future events?

Hey! Getting rejected on the internet is serious business!

I don't you laughing at my missfortunes.

I try

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he never gives me hugs

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Aww.
Things never work out when they matter the most?
Too bad.

I gagged.

Don't worry about it. I was just a little concerned that something I had said at some point for misinterpreted. Or that there was another Alice claimed :(

It's pretty boring when I'm not doing school stuff, since I quit the job I had before I started school. I miss the disposable income and stuff to do on the weekends

>Why not the 10 hour version?
Audio quality is somewhat lower, I think...

>I can never unsee her shoulders as small chibi arms.
You must be drunk or something, Nanas.
How was your day, though?

Hello there, Alice.
Indeed it is, I blame /f/.

Yooko.

the elitists are merely a scapegoat, /f/ is the real problem.

No, I'm not drunk. Just a while ago someone commented on her shoulders looking like chibi arms and I just couldn't unsee it.

So far it's ok. I helped a friend move yesterday so I'm a bit sore, but overall fine.

You?

Nah, don't let me deter you though

>Too bad.
It is too bad, but one can only help it so much, right?

Probably the hedghehogs would win. Considering they can ball up like armadillos.

Maybe I have, but I never cared enough to think too much about it. Basically all my dreams were stress related bullshit. I dreamt that I failed my graduation exam etc. In the end I passed it.

But dreaming of people is the only kind of prediction I can remember.
And kinda like connect the dots? I mean maybe I did have some other prediction dreams but I don't know since I didn't see them as prediction

yes i also agree fellow elitist
ok
*hugs*

Probably help by moving on.
In order to do that, kill yourself, works every time.

Good taste user

cancer*

Well you do fit the picture of an IT guy well.

Hug him first, see what happens

Surprised you're not at work.

They don't have killer instinct though.
Let the games begin.