Name a better martial arts film than "Bloodsport"
>protip you can't
Name a better martial arts film than "Bloodsport"
>protip you can't
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Pleeb
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The Raid 1 and 2.
Chocolat.
Ip Man 1, 2 and 3.
Ong Bak 1, 2 and 3.
To name a few.
And that's not even getting started on Bruce Lee movies.
They Call Him Bulldozer
Ip man 2 and 3 were trash you faggot
Kung pow
Undisputed
That movie with wesley snipes and the marcellus wallace. Where they box in prison?
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Kung Fury
This guy gets it. A lot of Jackie C's pre Hollywood stuff as good as well
Is it just me; or are martial art movies like musicals for men?
Yuri Boyka was the best One
American Ninja
Is it basically the same thing because i only saw the black version
If you compare them to the first one.
On their own they're still fantastic films.
Ong-bak faggot
Top movie though
Kung-Fu Panda
Rocky 4.
No it looks like they should of named that movie "chink jesus" or "the matrix with chink neo". He was so over powered (especially in 3) it was boring... also where the fuck was Bruce Lee
This
this
Kung Fu Hustle
everyone keeps naming new shit.. name shit around its time faggots
snake in the eagle shadow
5 deadly venoms
shinobi
shogun assasin
iron monkey
once upon a time in china
flying guillotine
Johnny Depp never made a kung fu movie
I will admit once upon a time in china is good but not better than Bloodsport
Does anybody know where to find authentic black suspender tangtop?????
It's almost imposibuur to find
just looked your movie up on imdb
not to my surprise it has shit rating, as does your thread. looking at the cast as well as the movie budget I can tell you; I am not giving this piece of shit another minute of my attention
so no, I will not watch this shit. try again faggot
You got it right, that's the best one.
wheels on meals
project a
the twinkle twinkle series
the raid redemption
the raid berandal
the steven seagal non fat movies (albeit cheesy)
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>just looked your movie up on imdb
>not to my surprise it has shit rating, as does your thread. looking at the cast as well as the movie budget I can tell you; I am not giving this piece of shit another minute of my attention
Martial arts movies were always low budget you fucking retard.
THE RAID | 11/10
Some good stuff in this list, but none better than Bloodsport
>has no clue what he is talking about
>obviously never seen a martial arts creation
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Shoalin soccer/thread
Flying tiger crouch a dragon or whatever it's called. It's a masterpiece I saw it in the cinema and when they started flying amongst the trees I lost it. Literal best kung fu martial arts ive seen
Kickboxer.
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Enter the Dragon
Shaolin Soccer
Blood and Bone
Unleashed/Danny the Dog
actually never heard of this movie until now
downloading as we speak
Thanks for making the beginning of my, as per usual, lonely weekend a little bit better!
I loved Bloodsport back in the day.
Warrior is an underrated martial arts movie, in my opinion. I could have done with a little less of the drunken dad part of the story but I really liked it.
I missed the "e" off the end by accident.
I meant this...
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The chick is autistic and learns shit just by watching it and replicating it.
Mortal Kombat
>its a masterpiece
>gets the title wrong
>Flying tiger crouch a dragon
>crouch a dragon
austin powers: international man of mystery
You might as well get Cyborg and Kickboxer too, while you're at it. Then you have all the worthwhile movies from Van Dammes filmography.
I've seen clips from Kickboxer but I'll make it a full watch. Thanks
Karate Kid. the new one, obv. with Jayden Smith
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
You know why you dont see any tigers or dragons in that movie? Theyre crouching and hiding.
>crouch a dragon
>troll post
Trump the Shillary
Ye ok not my fault I didnt remember the title completely correct, thats anybodys mistake. Anyway judge the movie for what it is and its a great watch
Utter shit.
Just a bunch of well choreographed dances. Characters were as interesting as cardboard cutouts, you never get invested in them. Just bad dialogue and dogshit acting stringing together the fight scenes.
Bruce Lee was an inspirational figure no doubt. But he never professed to be the best martial artist as many internet fucktards have crowned him. Plus he made one decent film in Enter the Dragon. The rest were shit films with good fights.
Bloodsport had it all. Great characters, memorable dialogue, epic soundtrack and one of the best martial arts villains in cinema history.
>not my fault I didnt remember the title completely correct
That is ALL on you
Bruce Lee could kick yours and anyones ass back in the days. He was and still is a top class athelete. Your whole post is rendered useless because of this fact. Put Bruce Lee in the UFC and he would tear up from 135 to 185 with EASE
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>Put Bruce Lee in the UFC and he would tear up from 135 to 185
>black guys
>at a prison in
lol might check this out
lmao this movie. this movie is the only movie I ever walked out on in the cinema. true story actually, left right as the little kid started dancing with his robot.
come to think of it, Ive never seen the whole movie. I know youre trolling but is the rest any good?
I rest my case. An untested 'salesman' that had zero professional fights to his name. Bruce Lee never once claimed he was unbeatable was always keen to learn from others such as Chuck and Gene Labelle.
I've no doubt he would have been good in his weight class if he'd trained specifically for professional fights. But no way would he have been unbeatable.
It's like saying you'd clean up at F1 because you completed it on your playstation.
>Rock'em Sock'em Robots -the Movie-
-1000000000/10
I'm not going into his fighting potential since you're never going to convince anyone he could fight (despite him excelling with all of his teachers and martial artists who trained with him).
He was, however, a fantastic athlete.
How many people could slam dragon flags, one arm 2 finger push ups, and one arm chins out? Nigga ran 7 days a week, and skipped and biked also, so he had cardio. He was making protein shakes and taking supplements back then, obsessed with nutrition.
The man was an actor, but he was obsessed with health. And wanted to be perfect more than anyone.
Just stop it faggot. You already lost my trust in the first post.
It's not exactly marital arts and I'm not saying it's better than bloodsport, but give Riki-Oh a watch.
It's fantastically over the top.
Chinese movie based on a Japanese manga I believe.
>That is ALL on you
how? exactly ur fucked when put on the spot
Nigga. Get ready to feel
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>How is it my fault that I fucked up the title
Yeah, I see what you're doing now. Well done. 4/10. Have a cookie.
Flying Tiger Crouch, Hairy Dragon Dick is my favorite too.
And you've already told me you've never done a single worthwhile contact sport in your life.
Probably one of those bellends that 'bought' a blackbelt down the local school gym club and arses around with kata.
I had a debate in school a few years back, a kid claimed that Shawshank Redemption was the best martial arts movie of all time. It took me the whole day to convince his retarded friends that it was not a martial arts movie. The kid however, never accepted the truth. To this day I daydream of him terrorising his dumpster truck driving colleagues with the same bullshit.
Hey man, those trash truck drivers get like 35 an hour.
Black guy from pirahna in 3d is the heavyweight champ and he goes to prison for raping a woman or something like that and finds out hes in the same prison as the black guy from the first major league who happens to be the ex heavyweight champ. They fight to see who is the best. Its not bad i remember the trailer from my old vhs copy of jay and silent bob strike back
I didn't buy the black belt I took it myself, took me 6 months too you faggot. And I started on blue
>a kid claimed that Shawshank Redemption was the best martial arts movie of all time
The greatest irl shitposter of our time.
Please don't tell me Bruce Lee invented protein shakes.
Supplements were being used before lee was out of nappies.
The feats you mentioned have been performed by countless people since. I'm not dissing the guy but he was in no way the hardest man on earth.
Fuck sake, he was a child actor before he even touched martial arts.
Goddamn, that movie had fucking awesome soundtrack!
>Watching martial arts films
Cringe, unless you were born between 50's-70's.
>you've never done a single worthwhile contact sport in your life
Oh yeah, ever heard of Quidditch, faggot?
>he was a child actor before he even touched martial arts.
That's like saying a pedophile was a kid before he touched kids
Universal Soldier (first) was good, too.
Bloodsport was pretty good but AWOL was my first and favourite JCVD film.
SPOILER
The end fight when he finds out his second bet all their money against him, then he wins anyway and the foreign legion goons sent to bring him back let him go.
manly tears
Nice trips! Fucking newfags not checking them
Literally anything with Bruce Lee
Dude just put down your hatorade put on a pair of sunglasses and let that nigga shine
It was ok I guess, but I don't think it goes beyond mediocre.
Like the crow
KEK
Well done champ
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>Flying tiger crouch a dragon
>crouch a dragon
Fucking Kek
Thats because it isnt trips, its almost quads you fucking newfag
Ive seen one bruce lee movie, the one where he goes on a ship to a secret island for a tournament and enters a volcano, it was like a shitty bond movie with staged fights. Cant say that I liked it very much, it was hilarious at the end in like a mirror maze, looked absolutely pathetic. Would work as a RomCom but not martial arts in my bbook
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Not exactly
I'm just saying he was always an actor first and his Father being a name in the Chinese movie business did a lot to get him onto film. He didn't get his break through being a great martial artist alone.
He was great at selling himself. But internet neckbeards claiming stuff like 'he'd beat a prime Mike Tyson' should be sterilized
lel newfag, it's Couch Dragon
Gets me in the feels everytime.
That bit when the crowd start clapping and he kicks the fuck out of Atilla. Makes the hair on my balls fucking stand.
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>crouch a dragon
Great list. Particularly fond of 5 Deadly Venoms myself. Dat toad style.
>Not having seen Bloodsport already
You must be eighteen to post here.
Yeah, Bruce Lee movies are overrated as fuck.
I didn't say he invented protein shakes or supplements. I merely said he was a regular user of them and was avid about nutrition. His wife often said he wouldn't eat anything he thought was unhealthy, and he had a ton of books about nutrition.
the feats I mentioned HAVE been performed by countless people since. But how many actors go that far? How many average people? The point is that he was more than an actor; was a martial artist and health freak.
The average person thinks Bruce Lee was an ottermode dyel who just fucked around and did some push ups and situps. But he was lifting heavy with the best of them.
>His wife often said he wouldn't eat anything he thought was unhealthy,
That was just his excuse to not eat pussy.
Enter The Dragon
I love that movie, it's pretty crude but had some good moments.
It was Lee's first English Language movie (I think) and a pretty good effort. Such a shame he died before he got some better movies.
Enter The Dragon is the best we've got, sadly
>the image
he looks fucking high in this picture. yeah this is confirms it. junkies suck at fighting
>he looks fucking high in this picture
he's chinese
horry fucking kek
Such a quotable movie.
>Be a weeb living in Japan
>Moving out of a sharehouse
>Two 3.14 pi Asians are moving into my room so I talk with them a bit
>Find out they're from Hong Kong
>"Hong Kong is an exciting city."
They just smiled and thought it was cute or whatever. But I had to keep myself from chuckling.
Na, he just looks inscrutable
how about this one
OK, USA!
Nigga looks like he just smoked a fatty boom blatty blunt
>Better martial arts film than "Bloodsport"
>non asian protagonist
look at the eyes, man
One might say he got chinese eyes.
Because Asians are doing so well in full contact sports and UFC.
Back to the basement neckbeard.
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lmao ufc is the most murrican rigged "sport" in the history
Number of publicly witnessed fights Bruce Lee won: 0
The guy was a meme, even while alive.
It goes to show you we are clearly the master race
Rigged or not. Asians are physically inferior when it comes to contact sports.
You probably think films like Ip Man are realistic. Flol Donnie Yen doing a 100 little fast punches like a fucktard and even taking a clean hit off Mike Tyson.
Classic
asians are superior look at kung fu most who practice it have ching chong eyes
I fucking loved this movie as a kid.
Why? Are you autistic
The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
Id rather judge you!
What is it?
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HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS REAL. IS IT GOOD?
Realistically its bloodsport vs kickboxer.
Agreed.
AWOL is another favourite, but a lack of training montage moves it to a close second.
once upon a time in shanghai and shaolin
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