I died for 10 seconds today

I died for 10 seconds today

AMA

Is my ex hot?

Not OP: No.

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Will Harambe ever come back to us? And if so: in what form? As a savior type or as a revengeful deity?

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Op here. No she is not
Revengeful deity, coming to bomb the Cincinnati zoo on the 1 year anniversary of his death.

Your ex looks like an actual troll please stop posting her

About to change classes will be back shortly.

Awesome. I await his second coming. We shall rejoice upon his return, praise Harambe!

Who the fuck gets a whole damn novel tattooed onto them? Jesus Christ that looks stupid.

Would you take her home to mom and dad?

Heroin OD and the paramedics got you back I presume?

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How can you die for 10 seconds.

Just post the story OP

Eeek!
Sheit.
Is she that bad? I've been texting her trying to get her back.
She's completely insane too.

Probably terms of service.

What the fuck kind of response was that to my question

I wouldn't take her, period.
Much kek newfriend, but shat signifies acceptance of the agreement? Sticking your dick in her?

I'll post story later in greentext probably in a new thread

OP went to class. I'm just looking for people to rate my ex. I thought that you thought that she looked like a heroin OD.

Oh ok. Eh. She's not hot by any means but her body is ok and I've fucked worse. I'd rate her 2am on a Saturday night after I've tried most of my other contacts and I'm too drunk to care anymore/10

Well by the looks of her you probably have to sleep with her obese mother