Which secret would ruin your life if it ever came out?

I'm really two Midgets in an overcoat.

this probably, except I don't look at it everyday nor do I poses it, just when it pops up on here.

I made my ex-wife do camming because she cheated on me, and I felt she owed me something...

I made about $75,000 over the course of 4 years, and I took most of the money. She was an Asian chick, and she wasn't allowed to work in the US, and I funneled all the money through myself.

lets see you

I HAD SEX WITH AN UNDER AGE GIRL.

nice try FBI

I'm moot

I'm on the right...why...

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Fucking heappps, incest, technical rape, theft, hidden drug use, lies upon lies, cheated on gf several times, very strong urge to kill myself. All the good shit, nigga.

I'm the guy in that pic

i think you know how this works
tits n timestamp or gtfo

every chance I get i suck black cock. just suck, swallow and go home.
I'm from a very very religious family. I actually truly believe my father would kill me and the rest of my family would support that

i'm actually soflo

nice quads, i'd cum in you too

Checked

Cred Forums also supports that

I've been driving without a license for 4 years now.

With my unlicensed car, I have committed over a dozen robberies, totaling over $10,000 in jewelry, cash, and clothing.

I've also mugged probably over 50 gay guys from numerous gay bars and clubs.. they're the easiest targets. I've taken their jewelry like fancy rings and necklaces, which are usually pure gold or silver, and designer clothes..

I've broken in to twenty "vape shops" with my old high school buddy.

i've killed three people after tying them up to a pole in a country park after muggin them, then forget they were there and they died from starvation.. heard it on the news.

i've stolen and mugged multiple homeless people

i've jacked hundreds of cars, that i usually flip over to a buddy who has a parts shop that resells them.. i'll get like 5% of the cars worth, but i don't care.. if i like that car, I'll get it re-painted and keep it.. i've only done it with a few cars..

i was going to be apart of a bank robbery, but pulled out to do a petty stick up of a drug dealer the same day.. all my friends in the bank robbery were caught and sentenced to 10+ years in prison. i got away with $1,200 in cash and some gold jewelry..

i've made a living robbing, mugging, and stealing from people and places for the past 7 years. I've made close to a million dollars and live in a very nice house and gated community full of doctors and lawyers.. nobody knows what i really do. I just tell them i'm a marketing executive, that's why I'm always travelling and never home...

hopefully nobody finds out its me.. that would probably ruin my life

if i were ur teacher i would fuck you too then dont let u pass the test. bcs if i let u .. u slut would learn the being a slut works.

i would eat the shit of them

Lol thanks???

Jacy?
Anyways post nudes.

This isn't what I came here for

Everyone ITT would cum in you.

I'm a pedo

Quad bonus for you, m'lady

Also, my secret.... I'm Trips Fairy.

I'm fucking my roommates wife at least twice a week. Her husband is ex army discharged dishonorably because of PTSD alcoholism who doesn't work and just collects disability for some shit he claimed about losing his hearing. We've fucked in every room in the house we rent sometimes while he was there passed out. Thank science for vasectomies.

how old were u?

I let my girlfriend fuck my ass with a strap on.

15

>hey look at me im Nico Bellic

I've been driving without a license for 4 years now.

With my unlicensed car, I have committed over a dozen robberies, totaling over $10,000 in jewelry, cash, and clothing.

I've also mugged probably over 50 gay guys from numerous gay bars and clubs.. they're the easiest targets. I've taken their jewelry like fancy rings and necklaces, which are usually pure gold or silver, and designer clothes..

I've broken in to twenty "vape shops" with my old high school buddy.

i've killed three people after tying them up to a pole in a country park after muggin them, then forget they were there and they died from starvation.. heard it on the news.

i've stolen and mugged multiple homeless people

i've jacked hundreds of cars, that i usually flip over to a buddy who has a parts shop that resells them.. i'll get like 5% of the cars worth, but i don't care.. if i like that car, I'll get it re-painted and keep it.. i've only done it with a few cars..

i was going to be apart of a bank robbery, but pulled out to do a petty stick up of a drug dealer the same day.. all my friends in the bank robbery were caught and sentenced to 10+ years in prison. i got away with $1,200 in cash and some gold jewelry..

i've made a living robbing, mugging, and stealing from people and places for the past 7 years. I've made close to a million dollars and live in a very nice house and gated community full of doctors and lawyers.. nobody knows what i really do. I just tell them i'm a marketing executive, that's why I'm always travelling and never home...

hopefully nobody finds out its me.. that would probably ruin my life

The contents of my porn folder (loli, traps, incest, raep), and if someone finds out about the time i shot a cat.

I am heterosexual guy.

In NYC

i jerked off to my sisters nudes and ate her pussy out once when she was drunk.

That i'm actually racist, and it did, now i'm fucked.

who the fuck is nico bellic?

I'm a figment of your imagination

Underrated post! Kek!

licked my niece's pussy in my father-in-laws-house

I spelled raspberry without the "p" for many years when I was young.

Whoop Whoop
youtube.com/watch?v=QkZ4j2ynH7s

nice try nico! now, let's go bowling

We totally believe you.

I can't tell you- it's that much of a secret.

Ive deiven for 2 years now, no license. Own a fancy audi and a bomb corolla.

how old was ur teacher?

I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE

10/10

top skek

How often did you have to spell raspberry?

i have a fetich for one specific aunt of mine, one that i live with, and i really really really love her, and i want to fuck her.

swell

me

Well fucking hell tell a story

40+ I think

What happened?

put my moms dildo in my ass and jacked off to a video of her and my step dad having sex

When I was younger I used to watch my older sister get dressed through a hole in the wall. The first time I did it she was about 16 and had the best tits I've ever seen to this day, but as she got older she got less attractive. Now she's average at best and I've grown out of wanting her at all, but those tits were world class.

I have been fuckin my sister since she was 14 and I was 15.
I am now 28, married with a kid. my sister is alone because this relationship of ours fucked her up. She will never tell anyone about this but still she is very dependent on me. we fuck 3 or 4 times a week after work

I got butt fucked by teacher when I was 15 . And I enjoyed it.......

Life is already ruined. I do shit like this and then post the link on FB set to family; don't have any friends. youtu.be/uN7CQU5mlK8

Nice

I'll suffered from a chronic inability to understand tense

time stamp right now to prove ur you

Samefagging this hard

Tits or gtfo

I am the Zodiac

>ive stolen and mugged multiple homeless people
>ive stolen multiple homeless people
>ive stolen people

Who the fuck is moot?

Molly?

I stole a balloon on free balloon day

I ever proofread

I post on an anime imageboard

check em

he's a notorious pedophile.

Nope

I used to work at an old people's home and they were so out of it that I'd use their credit cards to ship myself stuff. I also robbed them of jewelry.

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sometimes I feel guilty.
I know I am the reason she doesnt have a relationship. When I moved cities she also moved some months later. She has a shit job and a shit house and I know its all because of me.

Still, I enjoy coming over after work, fuck her brains out and go home to my family

youtu.be/xMhrvy7bJw0

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Is this you in the picture?

Show boobs?

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cannot prove but you are severely mistaken

best you do your best he doesn't find out, otherwise you're gonna have a bad day.

"Muh DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKK!!"

>probably

let's see your sister's nudes

MMMODDDSSS!!!!!!!!

MMMMMAAAAAAHHHHHHHDDDSSSS!!!!!!

rich piana

20 gigs of cp. Also I like to kill some of the cats my dad takes care of. They are like semi-domestic as my dad works in a garage with 1 other guy, but most of the cats are wild and only stay there for the food. There were like 20 cats at one point. I have eliminated 5 so far.

I came to tell the secret that's all can you stop now

male or female

triggered

>cheated on me
>Asian
>wasn't allowed to work in the US

cucked by a mail order bride. you did good pimpin that hoe out, son.

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Pics, let's see her body crop the face

I don't seed my torrents

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is that you Jaime Lannister?

Take a sheckel

Let's see your sisters nudes

age

How did it start?

im not gay

Kik bromines.1

You seem interesting

You bastard.

That's just hot as hell.

nah. never got her pregnant. she takes the pill

That I once had testicles

I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

888

I'm magic

Reported to the FBI. Notice there are no funny tabs. This was real.

the laptop they where on is kill

I molested my little sister.

sone report this

right, you came here because that chick in the picture shut you down, and you're attempting to personal army her.

Whenever I fap I pretend as if the girl on video calls me a creep then fucks 2metres ripped guy with fat 25cm dick then I kill him with knife and rape her also kill her in the end

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What exactly did you report? That somebody on Cred Forums had CP? Shocker

Your boobs aren't secrets?

where did you cammed her?

im bad at greentexting
But basically, she was always very close to me.
She started to develop a nice pair of tits and an amazing ass.
one night we were cuddling watching a movie in my room. I touched her boob and and after some time she put my hand in her boob again. we kissed, we fucked and that was it.
13 solid years of regular sex

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I touch butt with my cousin and now I pregant

Just some cuck

you mean secrets;
- deflowering a 10 year old girl when I was 16; she died 4 years later of cancer.
- molesting a 16 year old girl
- Deflowering a 17 year old boy
- turning gay

Proxies don't work on Cred Forums.

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I dated a fat nigger. It's embarrassing to tell people that her cunt stank like a cheeseburger.

You sick son of a bitch

Post her picture

You are the fucking man.

Confirmed Cred Forumstard fuck cancer into youngling

post snips of it

Lol

>Work steady job for 9 months
>well liked, many friends, good hours
>cute manager tranfers in
>start dating
>things going well for about 1 month
>3 months in i'm losing my mind, literally iv'e been to a mental health facility before
>99% sure she's cheating on me
>start saying retarded shit at work
>Start acting like an asshole
>say some off things like "african american" in front of my black manager one time
>everyone says i'm racist
>ignore it
>start getting treated like shit
>trapped
>cant find another job
>fail at life
And my gf broke up with me, and i'm pretty sure it was because of this gem. lol at my life.
>black coworker comes in
>says "we know you're racist it's ok" under his breath
>was tired from working third shift, i honestly thought he said his register was open and it was ok
>say "ok" back because i want to go home
>he says screw you
>freak the fuck out
>realize what i said and what he said
>keep asking "what did you say" over and over in a panic
>gets super mad at me
>cant let it go, keep asking
>yells at me
>proceed to leave
This was the last time i went to work, don't know how this could get worse but it will.

I once date raped a girl in college in the late 80s.
I'm in a political position on the national level in the US so my life would absolutely be ruined...

Who hasn't?! Fucking rookie.

I'm a mostly bed-bound recluse who spends several hours a day here for the past two years, and I have only ONCE come across real CP here and it was removed within seconds.

Potentially underage teenage looking girls are not cp.

no way thats gonna happen.
I came here to tell my secret and I would like it to keep a secret. but I can tell you that overall she is a solid 7, maybe an 8

I licked my daughters vagina from age 00/00/01 to age 04/00/00
As soon as we had her home from the hospital, I started licking her cunny every time I changed her diaper.
I'm going to condition her to love me, and carefully groom her over the next 8-10 years so that when her mother is an old disgusting bag of shit, I'll leave her and have my daughter demand to stay with me and be my cock slave.

What was the deleted post about?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Shut the fuck up Bill. No one gives a shit. Maybe if you fucked your wife more often she wouldn't be such a grumpy cunt.

My entire life is a fabrication of lies because I cant feel emotions like normal people. Ive cheated on my gf, lied at my job to move up in the company. I dont feel bad, or guilt lieing about feelings is second nature to me. Im a socoipath

how do you live with yourself?

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Don't work with niggers

Really? I've been on here for about 6 months and I see it at least once per month

some faggot posted a picture of two girls, pretending to be one of them.

My cousin and I been sucking each other off since before highschool. We "hang out and drink beer" at his place after work.
GF would leave me if she found out.

Niko Bellic is that you

Who wouldn't have done this? I would have deep dicked them.

my nipples don't match

Did you learn your lesson?

Found out a girl I went to school with was a Honduran illegal. Made her blow me and let me fuck her anal instead of turning her over to ICE. She wants to stay a virgin. I'm 19 now and have been doing this shincenshe was 15

Im rick harrison and this is my pawnshop

Crop her face then, neck down

pretty well, thank you for asking.
Like I said above, sometimes I feel guilty but nothing beats having a sex slave that does anything you want and actually enjoys doing so.

green when

Are you me?

>I have eliminated 5 so far.
jej

You should stroke your cock & tell her to come in your room so she can see it.

>CP in Cred Forums 2016
Newfag spotted.

Photo of me. Didn't want it up

How do you make money?

Why can I still see it?

ROMAN! WHAT IS THIS INTERNET

I killed a man just for snoring

Idk I just don't want people seeing now

how does any disabled person make money? They don't. Disability payments and live in parents attic.

You kept the facebook image name in the photo. You're not fooling anyone you faggot cuck.

Kek. this.
Fuck off Bill.

post it again

I'm masturbating to gay porn. I'm not even gay, it just turns me up.

I killed a man just for sneezing near my toasted bagel

No I'd rather not sorry

If I were in your shoes I would have just been with her. In all honesty, I would have asked her to move in with me and that would have been that. You kind of owe her something considering you're aware of how badly you've fucked her up.
Be a man and take responsibility. Or don't, I don't give a shit.

I hate myself. Not a secret since I've made it clear to everyone I know enough that they think I'm being edgy. Truth is I do genuinely hate myself. If I met me in the street Id avoid me too since I'm an asshole

Cp on my hdd.

You evil fucker!

refresh the page..

I once beat a man to death with his own shoes..........

my brother made me suck his dick when i was 5

Post it.

I was raped multiple times by my neighbor when I was 5-14

My girlfriend is working on her bachelors in psychology.

And wont shut the fuck up about rape victims and the long term signs of the sexual abuse

Probably wont ruin my life but I'm not ready to share that with anyone I know IRL.

Not sure what you mean, but she was 7. I was 16 at the time.

It already did and indeed it ruined my life.
It's that I am gay.

No.

Shut the fuck up OP

Really? 2-12 year old being pinned down and fucked in their assholes? The only possible CP I've seen more than once in years are potentially 15-16-17 year olds posting their own nudes here.

Only absolute fucking retards would consider a teenager a child, or nudity to necessarily be pornography.

But of course in the U.S., the majority are quite retarded.

Don't impersonate me! Also no

I would fuck you.

I get your point.
Actually that crossed my mind when I was younger. but then I went to college and on my third year met the woman that would become my wife

Anal penetration or what?
Green text plx

I like to troll people irl and destroy their lives just for lulzs. ........
I'm a psychopath

did u ever surrender and enjoyed it

Tha k you for not doing it btw and sorry

I love all the worst kinds of porn except scat and diaper. Probably been here too long. If it ever came out that I love cp, furry, gay furry and mlp porn, I'd probably have to move away and never talk to my family again

I fap to photoshopped photos of my sister...

Then get out of Cred Forums. The rules are clear slut. Also, first 3 words that come up when you see this?

I jerk off to pretty fucked up shit

Tits?

Don't call me a slut :/ why is everyone here such a cunt

No problem

you weren't impersonated you faggot, he was telling the other guy to post it.

it was just a picture of some fuckin emo chick, and this is obvious bait.

like

i post pictures of my boybutt on Cred Forums

Still something you should consider if your sister gets any worse.
To be honest, you goof'd up real bad and at the very least I'd send some money to her once a month. Or something... idk... I find it hard to imagine how any woman could treat you better than an emotionally dependent, mentally broken younger sister who basically lives to fulfill your sexual needs.

I'd give up 30 years of my life for a woman who would do everything *EVERYTHING* I asked. Not just "Grab me a beer" or "Suck my cock"
Sounds like you passed on a golden ticket for a bronze medal.
Just my opinion.

You're a fucking dead man Michael!!!

I was paid to rig the ballots in a few states for Hillary.

I once had an orgy with my cousin and four of his friends when we were 12-17 (I was twelve, the youngest.)

Everyone is such a perv or dick here

how can one post contain so much cringe?

No regerts

Yes, I did. Niggers aren't worth dating. Her name is Patricia Valatka McLean if you want to see how gross she is. I'm Jamaican, not a nigger. We Caribbean people despise that Nigger shit.

slut

i am Batman

no me

That's the purpose of Cred Forums, other boards are a little more normal.

You reek of new. And yeah, you let your teacher fuck you for a good grade. You are the epitome of a slut.

Batman is soo gay

Might never cone here again then

I want to be a trap

If my wife fucked a black guy in college.

Let's see

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House dubs checked

Go try out the other boards, you'll probably like a few of them.

>Jamaican
>Not a nigger
Fucking lol, all u mother fuckers do is smoke weed and smell bad.

Cheese pizza (and some other stuff). Would literally ruin it. It's scary when you think about it.

those two ages dont tell us how long you've been doing this

i want to do that sooooooo bad

Leave cockpocket. You aren't wanted.

I come to Cred Forums. The other day some person I didn't even know was looking over my shoulder and I was embarrassed as fuck.

Once in a while some autist will ask if I've heard of 4 chan and I'll be like "is that some new iPhone or something?

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Sure thank you haha :)

Shut that's me!

greentext or gtfo

One incest please.

Tits or gtfo

She said she dated one for two months but they didnt have sex

Ty bby

>Well be chubby native american
>Love hot wheels (pic related)
>Move to Texas from Montana to escape reservation
>Meet neighbors first week and they invite us to a pool party
>OhShitGonnaBeLit.gif
>We Prairie Niggers never swam B4 in clean water soo we accept
>They have a son who is 12 at the time and they push for him to hangout with me
>After a few hours of swimming my parents get shitfaced off the white devils booze and they leave with out me (3 miles between houses)

this is the first time i encountered him

>Lets call him Steven
>Steven brings me to his room because i didnt have towel and I took this as him being friendly
>He strips naked and explains that this was game he plays with his dog all the time and i would get a towel if I played along
>Fucker made me blow him untill he pissed in my mouth...

I have more stories if y'all wanna hear them.

Femanon?

Triggered or fuck off newfag

Delete this ty

omg no you reposted it! my life is over now!!!
please delete it

Timestamp

Every encounter was worse then the last.

So no

Fucking Newfag ,replying to b8.

How did you launder the cash, Tyrone?

Thsnks for pretending to be me prick

I'm insane. Like my thought processes are completely schizophrenic and paranoid and I just say what seems normal, never what I'm actually thinking. I was also diagnosed as schizoid in high school but never told anyone.

Did you enjoy it? What did you think when he came

ok I didnt explain myself well
She is not mentally broken in the way you are implying. she has a social life, my kid loves her, my wife loves her. in everything but sexual life she is normal.
She is extremely dependant on me only sexually.
Some years ago she had a boyfriend for some months. she broke up with him because he wanted her to move in with him and, in her own words "it would stop me from having the real thing". While i admit that is pretty fucked up you would think of her as completely normal if you met her

Fuck. Please share.

That I was fucked and like I didn't know what to do

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stop impersonating me! i Just want my photo off the internet

He created anime

Dank story bro, sorry this happened to you.

Wow please post pics of her.

Why is she dependant on you?

I'm black.

Nypa

nope

What did you say to her to end up eating her out?

It has to originate from somewhere fucktwat

You should be getting so much pussy. You are one of a handful

Your guess... Also, check them.

>Tfw you don't really choose your sexuality despite what feminazism say

Curious also

>Have a large family full of cousins and siblings
>Fuck many of them including my single aunts triplets sisters
>Everyone in the family knows
>Turns out im not the only one
>Family starts to share these events at get togethers
> nobody is shocked
>Family starts to have orgys durring family events
> happens more
>i have an orgy with moslty girl family members at least twice a month

Yup, but at least we stay with our own and aren't into nigger shit. We just love our weed & spicy food. Only the rastas smell like shit, the rest of us bathe.

>greentext
For what purpose? (entertainment, sexual arousal, releasing anger, etc)

I work in an educational institute and I think I'm falling in love with one of the students.

Thanks I guess.

I just never really talked about it with anyone with fear of judgement or disgust

Wrong user

so? what are the odds that a pic already on at least five other sites is of someone in this specific thread

Somtimes when my wang is hard, i catapult mm's into my mouth

Holy shit user, my sides.