Crippling depression central

I don't have much more

it's all AR variants too

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>matsus with miniguns
god save us

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whatever happened to that whole "new folder" thing

I don't think I have any more gun pics

kebab removers is fine too

also I can't kill you since you're in britainistan and guns are banned there :[

sometimes i like to post matsus too
gosh

nobody else appreciates it

eisen likes it

and chet

Man, this sucks

Eisen has terrible taste and chet doesn't talk to me so he counts as a nonperson.

Sorry.

i wish i were dead can i join

it's even better if you successfully make yourself dead

you don't mean that

about who, eisen or chet

eisey peezy lemons squeezy

It'd be great if there was some way to instantly die with little to no effort. Like focusing your mind to tell your brain to shut everything down.

pardon

Jump off an overpass. Do a flip. Furfags and avatarfags are human filth.

helium suffocation

you're designed not to die, is the thing

thank natural selection for that

did i not answer your question

>furry

REEEEEEE

fuck that, if i wasn't born this wouldn't even be happening

Everyone is designed to die. Dumb little things kill people all the time. Try them until you find the right one for you.

oh there was an i there

anyone who likes matsus has terrible taste (in avatars)

get rekt by your parents

nah dude it's p. fucking hard to kill someone, there's only a handful of reliable options to get the job done

now those options happen to be very accessible but there aren't that many of them

fair enough

subby what if we wrote our posts in business email format for a day

I don't really know what business email format is. Is it just very formal? Because the work related emails I get are made sans caps and punctuation.

Subjectivefag,

Business Email looks like this. Generally speaking it just has an opener and a closer, but the content is very formal and is spaced a bit differently. I thought it might be fun.

Your friend,
demos.

Demos,

That's what I believed it was, but I never get emails like that, I only send them to illiterates who apparently can't reciprocate. It's really annoying. Also, the differently-abled basketball-american with a more than minor hygiene problem is here again and I am suffering.

Regards,
subjectivefag

Hello,

I am currently in a state of extreme misanthropy and self-loathing. Could someone please suggest a tempting activity with which I could distract myself with? Thank you.

Kind regards,
Parafirk

Subjuicyfag,

This is also pretty much how you write a letter, except I've never actually sent a letter my entire life. I had to email a guidance counselor back and forth today, and it was pretty much like this the entire way through until she told me to stop emailing her.
It is unlikely that I would be able to last a minute in the presence of a basketball-american man with abhorred hygiene. I would vastly prefer the stench of Axe Bodyspray over human sweat. Unless it's in the bedroom.

I hope your suffering ends soon.

With love,
demos

i wish we all had the wit of david thorne

also I'm done writing like this it fucking blows

demos he doesn't smell like sweat, he smells like shit

he's in a wheelchair and literally cannot wash himself

practice whittling

Hello Parafirk,

Might I recommend watching speedruns? It's something Squash and I discussed briefly last night, and it seems to be a common activity that people enjoy. For instance, attached below is the speedrun I watched last night. It is my favorite Kirby games because I am a soft marshmallow.
I hope you find this suitable.

Okay,
demos

youtube.com/watch?v=dVxn8jvubBE

is he phat

with an f, not a ph

i kind of really don't like fat people for that reason. i had to sit next to this lady named monica who was REAAAALLY obese and she smelled like shit cause she probably wouldn't wipe herself properly.
she also wore this ring on her sausage fingers that was wayyy too small for her. it looks like it cuts off circulation to her finger, and i think it will snap one day.

is this a gfur thread

fatties are disgusting, although this one is at least disabled so he has some excuse. Still, he needs to be hosed the fuck down

technically

A movie
Exercise: 50 pushups then 50 squats

well it is full of faggots

This is a gfur thread ruined by demos.

i don't like my dad

explains the gay

improved by demos' and sf's unwillingness to post porn

Demos?

i didn't ruin it, it came like this
i'm trying to make thread cool again

is he close by or does he just smell that awful

i like my dad

does that make me straight

one of my favorite things to do in melee (or smash in general) is be link and then jump-z constantly to piss people off with the hookshot

These threads are shit without porn.

demos

What is a Demo?

I can't smell him from where I'm sitting but since it's my job to help these people I have to keep getting closer.

Probably not.

CC upsmash.

They're shit with porn, they're better without.

a test version of something before the actual release, or a test version of something that isn't the actual full version

That boy who lives in Florida who snarf posts ass of all the time (I think its jealousy)

he told me to get a job

They are shit without porn.

helping people fucking sucks dude

ok phew

you should, you lazy degenerate

Alright well this is going somewhere I'm sure

nah I like it

unless they smell

youtube.com/watch?v=6BfU4sCxWYY

If you dont want to get a job you are free to live on the street.

I can't listen to shit still at work

it's the really annoying airhorn meme song

airhorns are dank

best mem

memegrips best meme tbh

god I want to have gay sex with zach hill but not mcride since he's black

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No
Want porn

i want to have sex to zach hill

and death grips

i name all my images after death grips lyrics

I think sex to vaporwave would be really good actually no lie

sucks for you fruitcup

good meme dude

Demos still likes jungle-bunny music. I see quality never improves.

>Dat feel bro

Hoi

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but i want to watch anime

niggers are legitimately good at music. The general intellectual inferiority of the race doesn't mean they can't produce works of rhythmic and melodic integrity.

Not that death grips really fits the bill with melody per se but you get the idea.

i masturbated to FKA Twigs a couple times
guud shit

Ky

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that's very straight of you

nah dude I'm gonna live til I die, til I die~

I want sex, but that doesnt mean I get any.
You're not entitled to watch anime.

are you into rap subby

i mean her music

Hey kids.
Make my dinner cook faster pls.

not by the standards of hiphopheads, no

I literally listen to yeezy, kendrick and deathgrips

oh and mike g of odd future because his voice makes me hard

still a female voice innit

I'll drop my mixtape on it

Music is expression to experience of existence.
I dont enjoy viewpoint or experience of nignogs.

ok
it's cooking faster now

i guess
well consider me balls deep in that PUSS then.

Man that was some magnificently executed grammar right there. You may not enjoy nigger music but goddamn they've done a lot better than your retrograde featherheaded culture ever accomplished.

yeah brodudeguyfam

Music doesn't usually make my oven cook faster, though.

That or he broke my oven.

no i fixed it
the food is cooking very fast now wow i can hardly keep up you better be ready to pull it out soon

but my dad is fat and ugly so his opinion doesn't matter

YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR.

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Yeah but my mixtape is straight FIRE.

You need a job whether your dad is a 400lb hacker or a twink adonis.

Kiss my ass

> Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker
Fighting against Cocoon and trying to get all boards. Did that to the first two.
I've messed its shit up a lot. But the cards don't appear as much still. Shoot every where possible. :/
>Any of you played this game?
What did you think about it?

do food stamps count as a job?

only the white half, redskin.

no you fucking leech

subby link your mixtape please

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youtube.com/watch?v=KjbhlXgH1rc

Kinda wanna cut your hands and face off like that cartel video.

You think it's a joke but that kind of lie genuinely hurts me.

in super into kendrick, tech n9ne and hopsin atm, but p much any good rap and hip hop gets me going

favourite kendrick track?

job is important, how else are you going to live and be a faggot?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hopsin

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good rap

2 more minutes and it'll be ready!

i thought you were a cat

i know about your matsu folder

see i told you

hes a bit corny but hes got a great flow and nice beats

Of course you do, you impotent lil injun

king kunta, the weird rhythmic dalliances in the opening get me on some shit

I'm good at making barking sounds

vocaroo when you get home then.

Good man.

I'm not sure my mic at home is good enough to pick it up, the barking is really quite high pitched.

you are only piquing my interest

king kunta is up there

do a few meows while you're at it

how about i just wait for my dad to die so he won't make fun of my anime any more and i can live in his house

You've eaten up those lies as if they were a plate of moussaka.

it's quite...unique

I can't meow for shit

he'll kick you out first

i want moussaka now

Never had it despite having Greek relatives but I've eaten a lot of dolmades. I want some now. Fuck you.

what kind of cat are you

I'M GONNA GET GREEK FOOD TONIGHT
I HAVEN'T HAD GREEK IN SO LONG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tfw greece will never be rich again

A species confused cat.

Profligate.

greeks will always be qt tho

greeks are too brown now

turkish rapebabies

Gimme more reactions

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my cock is ready to be licked.

Keep em coming

hope you're flexible

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My girlfriend dumped me. I don't have a single friend. I'm so fucked. A few people gave me some great advice yesterday and I can't follow any of it. I'm about to an hero. Almost 30. Hate the world. My boss just told me I'm too old to be working such a shitty job.

that's nice

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vote for donald trump before you end it all fam

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saving each and everyone you post

CHRISTMAS IS ONLY TWELVE MONTHS AWAY I THINK IT CAN STILL BE JUST LIKE NORMAN ROCKWELL!

post more christmas

How about you come be my puppy instead?

UFF

YAA

YUH

go gay and get a qt trap bf

b-but Cred Forums told me traps don't gay

Fuck yes Christmas

I just might

This thread is still going. Jesus Christ.

weeeeeee

september kinda blows man hurry up and make christmas happen

That's my name, don't wear it out

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I don't want to work tomorrow

MOAR
please.

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then don't

you have that power in you

But I vitally need an income. Fuck this student survival bullshit.

you can always just stop working, make no money, get kicked out of your flat and starve/freeze to death

Hey guys

youtube.com/watch?v=U--vw34S-mI

not these ones

Fuck off, Cory.

I'm trying to avoid that.

came to this thread, started reading and noticed, that even dudes in a crippling depression thread on Cred Forums are better at communicating with people than I am.

fuck

well then guess you've gotta go to work huh fuckboy

it's really only the goat who's cripplingly depressed

reported

I hope Tom Fulp fires you.

Don't worry, people are highly overrated.

Are you in charge of any drug rings, human trafficking groups or some other illegal syndicate I could be a small insignificant part of and make a huge profit out of that?

do you think I'd be at work helping out the smelly nigger on wheels if I was?

Ur done

You work for disabled care? That's a shame.

I am not afraid.

no, there's just a disabled faculty member at temple university who sucks with tech and comes here to help

for help

Perhaps you should run a human trafficking group instead then.

it's not like I'm morally opposed to it or anything, but that sounds like more work than I currently do and I could go to jail which wouldn't be great

Excuse me?

Can we get some skirts, I love me a good femboy in a skirt.

e621.net/post?tags=skirt male ~solo ~gay

But think about the money. America was built on the spirit of industry and that includes human trafficking. Do your country proud.

Can we got some petrol, I love me a burning corpse.

did you actually just invoke my patriotism to try to convince me to sell human beings

they are unless they have a feminine penis

brb, buying skirt

being a fuciking avatarfag is bad enough but what the FUCK is that thing

Get it together, theres always a new fucking avatar fag travesty whenever im trying to jack off

>patriotism
laff

I don't know, did I?

oh true that's right

it's an ugly, misanthropic anthropomorphic cat

also I've been here forever it's a new imageset for me relatively speaking

>not being an american patriot
Get out commie.

It sounds like you did fuckboy.

>implying that brits are commies

Okay then. Start abducting teenage girls, please.

Oh no, you're just muslims. My bad, Ahmed ibn Merryweather.

I'll probably get them from your country, tbh.

Feel free to do that. Though you may run into a lot of competition over there.

There's plenty of eligible lolis to kidnap and sell in the balt and slav countries.

Splendid, let me know how your progress goes.

I'm starting with you :]

But I'm in the UK.

Ah, they won't miss one lithuanian student. Won't even be in the news, and my clients are really hankering for a cute baltic twink to play with.

But I'm not even cute

Respectfully disagree but you'll have makeup anyway.

don't forget girly

Makeup? What else?

I wanted him to get all the pictures of huge dudes in skirts too. Also not all of the results he'd like are necessarily tagged girly. e621 users suck. More tags is generally worse.

What, you think you're getting clothes? Sex slaves don't wear clothes.

Not even a leash?

Bondage equipment will be applied when relevant.

Well, you could have done away with solo.
What if a pic has two femboys in skirts?

I used the tilde. ~solo ~gay, so either of those

Do the slaves get beaten?

if you're bad, obviously

Oh nifty, didn't know that worked

I make sure to add -scat -fart -mlp
Never have to deal with that crap on Gelbooru

e621 defaults to six tag limit...and I forgot my password for the damn thing anyway

I'm quite polite if I'm not in a fit of anger.

"bad" in this context is a pretty broad term

i would be a trap but i don't have a feminine penis, so i'd just be gay instead

Well it doesn't sound appealing enough.

You don't really have "choices" about the whole sex slavery thing you know.

it's just as good anyway

Tag limits are balls.

pornsite kikery fam

great

time to buy more gaysox

Curse you and your jewish ways, Bad Dragon

tfw sometimes I look at e621 on my phone and see ads

the suffering

Apparently Bad Dragon makes a loss on e621, but considers it worth it because it makes more people want dragon dildos.

e621 is basically just a gigantic marketing tool

Well thankfully I'm not a sex slave.

That sounds right to me. I don't think any site that has as comparatively unobtrusive advertising as e621 is going to make much profit.

yet

Don't worry, I'm a chemist. I'll just make a cyanide tablet and hide it until I need it.

Some other companies do the same.

I know Google loses shitloads of money on Youtube. It's a financial black hole.

I'm pretty sure I've got necrophile clients.

They're holding on to it for reasons other than profit. They control the narrative even there. It's important for them.

Anyway I gotta go goodbye cuties~

Okay I'll just keep a gas can handy and a match

new thread?

Neffy I want your wench to urinate on me.

i dont think she's into watersports

It's okay I didn't actually want it.
I'm saving myself for samjam anyway

I want to urinate on you.

post pics when you're done.

Just 6 more years

Can't tell with all the autists.
90% mindless drivel, 10% porn.

Lets go on a trip to thailand, cut that in half.

No, thailand is full of thai people

Alright, my house but we just keep it under wraps.