Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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That's normal. Is it slowly warming up to them?

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So episode 4 is when they introduce all the waifubait huh?

Tsk.

Elsa would have been a better candidate if she wasn't bat shit insane. Esdese would probably like her.

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Best Waifu(s)/Couple incoming

Claimed

Calamity-masu'd

That would be lovely if you did! That way I'd have a journal buddy to talk to about dreams every now and then.

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Cirno claim

shit
then her i guess

i did

So. Do you got any plans for today, Alice?

It's raining and cold today

You never hug me you selfish son of a bitch.
I'm tired of your shit~

You should enjoy the cold

i only wish to hug the togame user~

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Did I complain?
It was a statement of fact, my d00d.

I wonder who...

will get this..?

bakas?

Going to a short job interview in a few hours. After that, I'll be grocery shopping.
Come later in the night, I'll be reading by the fireplace, maybe watching a movie or two after that. What about you, any plans?

I'm gonna fucking kill myself...

Claiming Seaport Princess.

Going to be eating supper and going out of town. Or going out of town, then eating supper. It hasn't been decided the order yet

I can't promise it'll be consistent (or good), but I'll definitely give it a shot!

Elitist

Cold is relative. It's an opinion.

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Sorry if I missed anyone I was making dinner, and eating it too

Claiming Chen.

I think you need to chill out, bro.

Hello Shizu. What are you up to?
Hello Chen, how are you?

you missed my hug
ceiling

Yeah, realy slow though. She can now eat in the same room. But if they come too close she hisses at them with a full mouth. Sounds funny

Eh, I can try to start one, but my dreams are rather boring and close to reality

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Shiro claimed.
How are you lowlifes doing today?

I'm cool..i'm cool..

Be happy chen

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Well, I for one, appreciate it

Just finished watching an anime and now I'm just enjoying my time in the bed.

I'm happy
Are you?

Don't think you can just shrug me off and gimme the cold shoulder...

>just enjoying my time in the bed.
With tha hentais?
Chen, that's very LOOOOD!!

Woke up from a nap. Now terraria. you?
Didn't ask.
hi.

Hope you have a wonderful time!

Thank you! I'd love
to hear all about it.

If and when you do, please keep me updated on it!

Everything feels like a dream come true~ How are you on this fine day/evening?

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Will do. But like I said, they're not interesting. mostly me processing some real life shit.
Ah, but I think I did tell you about my most fucked up dream I had? The one where it rained dead body parts?

Hello shiro.

I've never been happy~
>hug

I would never want to do that. I don't want you to become ICEolated

Comfy warm bed time is best time. What did you watch?

I guess I'm leaving right now. See you all in a bit I guess..

No, I don't believe you have. Would you like to share it?

Take care

No, just listening to music
I'm not doing anything lewd

I've never felt anything~
>doesn't know how to hug

Ping pong the animation, and you're right. Bed time is best time

We're machines that eat and breathe and look really cool.

You're reacting just the way I thought you would.

I'm going to miss you so much.
youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4

Bye

i think it's like two wide punches at the same time.

Anyways i too shall be going.

Damn, making a pun that bad was just cold-blooded, Yuuko...

>sure.....

I don't want to now. I already got an (unsatisfactory) answer.

QOTT: Would you carry around a pocket size bottle of bleach? Who would you give it to?

Yes and i would keep it for myself

I'll visit you from time to time
I will try my best to make time
Don't be sad, please

Bye-byee
Punching a ram

Hey, I'm a honest human
Even Dyogenes found me with his lantern

best waifu ever

Sure thing, I think I wrote it several times though.

So... dream was split in two parts, I'll try to tell in dream logic, ya know, where you just know it is that way.

A Girl and two guys were in a forest wandering around. The Girl was a nice, cheerful fellow whilst the two guys were nice people too. No, they were not. After they went further in the forest the guys were not nice. They whispered "she knows" to each other and killed the girl. The killing was not shown. It was a fact that it happened though.
Second Part.

A boy and the two boys from before are walking inside an old rusty storehouse. Really big storehouse It's height was more than 5 meters. The two boys, the killers suddenly weren't there anymore.
A hatchet opened from the ceiling and the something fell down. In front of the boy the something stopped falling down. It was the Girl that was killed by the two boys. She had a rope on her neck. Definitely dead. Several other hatches started opening and down fell body parts from humans. Severed body parts. It was a literal rain of body parts.

To this day I have no idea what this dream means.

I wouldn't. I can't think of someone I meet regularly who I want to die. And drinking it myself? I don't want to die from bleach.

For a cuck.

You will never be Atomsk, therefore she will never truly love you or aspire to be with you.

You will be her current fling and she will discard you the moment Atomsk enter her life.

Goodbye

idk if that'd be enough, tbqh famalamadingdong. Sometimes I have EXTREME thirst.

ok, I'll believe you, then.

I'll be honest, too, from now on!
I wanked yesterday :-)

I'll smile for you.

That's good to hear
A horny man is a dangerous man so better keep it cool

I want you to smile for yourself
xo

> You will never be Atomsk
Are you sure?

Completely.

xoxo~

but if I'm born in the russian Atomgrad, i'm not Atomsk?

A pocket sized bottle wouldn't be enough

Nah fam. Nah. You're just a cuck.

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Do you even have a waifu?

lewd

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Spider waifu claimed.

Very interesting! My hypothesis about the meaning is this: If you see someone else commit a murder in a dream, it may be symbolizing firm anger towards someone (or something unpleasant in your life.) The victim may be representing aspects of your life that you want to kill off or eliminate. In the case of the girl showing up again, I believe the girl hanging from their symbolizes how you shouldn't ignore this issue. The girl appearing suddenly shows that this problem is something you have to confront. The killers vanishing suggets that you have an immense fear that someone close to you could vanish. About the body parts, I'll study more on that. I'm a little lost about it, too.

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You should all be shot.

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I don't know if I said, but good luck with your job interview, I hope it goes well for you
>Alice

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Well THAT escalated quickly.

Here to be an ERPing whore again, Stocking? Or are you just dumping a slut-fic for shits and giggles?

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> Nah
look
> Атомск

its togame

That sounds interesting. I had that dream some years ago though. Not sure how much of it is still in effect.

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Heh, I'm just doing this for fun, plus I'm sure people like it

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And so it ends

>Fat Ghost dick is the best~~~~~~~

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More from this artist, since I have like all of his stuff saved

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so wassup everyone

people can drink a liter before dying

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Hello everyone!

>Taiga claimed

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Call me crazy, but doesn't it seem like there is a page missing here?

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Nope, that's the way I have them in my folder, I may have messed up, I'll check later

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I would definitely check again.

It strikes me off that it goes from "I messed up again!" to "DON'T LICK DOWN THERE, IT'S DIRTY."

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You can't do anything right, not even spam doujins.

What did you smoke and where do I get some?

Hey... dude...
I forgot the name, sorry T_T.

Why give such a handy tool away?

It may mean that you are a woman trapped in a mans body.

Well, that's the way they have it at Tsumino, and that's what I use, ever since pururin dieded and stuff

>not using elitist's choice.

There is definitely a page missing.

That is too huge a transition, even if it is a doujin.

Yo shiro!
Ehrlich gesagt hat mir das ne Freundin von mir auch damals erklärt. Das die zwei Jungs zwei Sachen symbolisieren. Die Gesellschaft und meine Eltern. Und deswegen haben sie das Mädchen getötet, welches ich sein sollte. Der Junge im zweiten Teil war eben auch ich der dann sieht wie ich, als Mädchen tot da hänge.

Oder so

Wie geht's dir? Hab dich ewig nicht mehr gesehen.

claimed

Maybe, I'll look into the thing

What do you use? Exhentai?

Yes, though honestly I'm not that big into doujins.

For stains like yourself

I meant for people who would want to die, but that's also an answer

Water, I recommend

But it's convenient

I like

Interesting

For someone who needs it

Wenn man schon weiß, was als Ergebnis rauskommen soll, kann man alles in eine Sache reininterpretieren, was man möchte.
Ich hab mal als Kunstprojekt im Unterricht gegrillt und Bier getrunken, wodurch ich Kritik an unser schnellebigen Gesellschaft geübt habe. 4 Seiten Interpretation in der Pause vorher geschrieben. 12/15, immerhin.

Mir geht's recht gut, hatte nur weniger Lust zum claimen. Wahrscheinlich weil ich in letzter Zeit öfters AoE2 spiele und man da nicht so gut zwischendurch mal rausgehen kann, wie bei wows.
Selbst auch alles in Ordnung, von den Träumen mal abgesehen?

What they truly need is love...

Eh, only if you have the time and want your smut collection to be complete.

Exhentai is actually pretty damn good. Their filtering could use some work, but otherwise I only use them for doujin.

Admit it, you lolicon scum

Come on you know me, you think I use it for the loli or because there's people who can't get in?

Der Traum war wie gesagt vor ewigkeiten. Aber hey, das ist ein gutes argument. Also kann ich nicht wissen was der Traum heißt solange ich keinen... professionelen Traumdeuter und Psychologen dabei habe.

Mir geht's an sich gut, hab zwei kleine Kätzche bekommen. 4 Monate alt. Schwarz. Sind lie und verspielt und zutraulich.

Happy wedding with Fran!

It's a thought

Are you calling me a stain?

Hustling little girls

Saber claim
Good afternoon everyone

Any particular reasoning for the slut posting?

As far as I know, trips haven't been rolled and no one is ERPing.

Just feeling depressed? Go take a nap.

But love is nothing more than a word. It's how it's applied.

Are you?

Well this wraps it up, I'll play Nuclear Throne and sleep afterwards

Oh did he make more or is that an old pic?

Pretty sure it's new I need to find it again on pixiv. Should've just bookmarked him damn. On a side note how are you doing?

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youtube.com/watch?v=YzSUK6BodAw

Am i calling myself a stain? no.
Am i a stain? no.
So either way, no, I'm not.

yuno

Yeah I'm following him on Pixiv, this was his first picture for months, though iirc he posted something about having a baby on his blog so that might explain it.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=9639041

I'm fine, mostly on top of the various class related clusterfucks. You?

thats me
good morning
sleep well?

>undercuck fans

Kill yourselves

i slept ok. ready for lol?

Hello yuno!
Hello saber!

Where is she from?

You got the wrong person m8

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But I only know the word and have yet to experience its meaning.

Es stößt mir etwas bitter auf die Wörter "professionell" und "Traumdeuter" zusammen zu sehen, aber dann widerum gibt es ja auch professionelle Hundefrisöre und Homöopathen.
Ich würde mal sagen, dass du da noch bessere Chancen hast herauszufinden, was der Traum für dich bedeuten soll. Immerhin ist er deinem kranken Gehirn entsprungen.

Kätzchen sind ja ganz knuffig, aber ich glaube ich käme nicht damit klar zu wissen, dass das Viech schon überall seinen Hintern dran gerieben hat, inklusive Esstisch, Kopfkissen und Tastatur.

Hello Saber.

thats new
that pic reminds me you still down to edit for me, i dont want to force though
its in a bit more than 2 hours but yea im ready to see C9 get raped
ay whats up
sorry for leaving last thread i have a very short attention span

no moonrunes, shiro

yeah sure i can work on it now i guess. it will probably look horrible but lets give it a go

Yeah found him recently through Gelbooru. Better late than never I love his art style.

Yeah wrapping up classes for the day then I'll be helping the marching band, they just hit competition season.
Hey Illya doing good?
Hello Syndra

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