Wtf is this shit ?

wtf is this shit ?

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disgusting

she's ugly as shit,i don't get why some people are obsessed with her

I'd lick that cooch all month!

here is another fabulous photo of her

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tbh i find her absolutely gorgeous

small eyes, fatty arms, ugly teeth, trashy dress. fuck it

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because she was young once, and Cred Forums can't let things go

Are you not entertained?
You
Not
Entertained?

What, brah? What, brah? What, brah?

F to M transition?

Kekekek

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can someone photoshop her as the joker

she looks like jack nicholson's joker

mhmm hive minds eh?

looks b-better

Because we don't have a replacement yet, faggot. We run a tight ship here at Cred Forums. There is a celeb loli hierarchy.

Id still hit it

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yes!
>was waiting for this

the epitome of beauty
chloe, miranda cosgrove and maybe Selena are just amazingly beautiful

She's a big girl

consider learning to properly greentext before you insult clawie

"Big pussayyy!"

I would pound the everliving fuck out of her tight little pussy

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"I curse you with the Toe Of The Camel!"

She's ugly af. Would not smash

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gunna be a good crop o' corn this year.

>af
>smash
is that way
Chloe wouldn't want you anyways.

"Dats a helluva pusskey yuzzs gotks 'dere!"

You making fun of the way I talk?

Maybe.

I don't see any problem here

A refrigerator

TBH I find you mentally retarded

welp.. still has a hole

hhhahahahahahah

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is this real?

write

Topkek

Topkek also

>wtf is this shit ?

My dick is a diamond....

that's what that shit is.

she went from loli to thicc

Why have you done this op
I was happy fapping to old pics until I saw this

Nipple ring damn

>she went from loli to thicc
That's the problem user.

As real as life

>shopping skills of this level
Underrated post

>wtf is this shit ?

Puberty and genetics.

she's 19

puberty is long over

kill it

turns me on so much

Fucking beautiful

OH HOI

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Looks like she's starting to get back to her old self!

To be retarded, I find you mentally honest.

Has this pile of shit been blacked yet?

Nobody cared who I was til I picked up the fork

are you not entertained?

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3812922/Chloe-Moretz-embraces-hobo-chic-distressed-jumper-shops-posh-LA-neighbourhood.html

>hobo chic
>o
>b
>o
>c
>h
>i
>c

How about you go hop back on your dads dick?

Chloe's a guy.

where is the fridge?

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Of course the pedo's mind immediately gravitates toward gay incest. Go set your dick on fire.

A soon to be fat woman

look at her hands!

Kid wouldn't touch it with a pinata bat

How is that gay?

Deduce, you douche

She's not fat, she's just on steroids.

I suppose that makes it better.

It's not gay if it's your dad, you lived in his balls when you were little, is that gay?

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>Moderately impressed at photoshop skills in that short amount of time

Nice job son, here take this meme

Well I guess not, then. *MMF GARGLE GAG*

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Puberty was not nice to her. She needs to stop lifting and just focus on endurance.

Her muffin top is almost as latge as her breasts lmao

Anyone have the bikini pic where she's shopped buff as fuck?

kek

what short amount of time? i made it like four days ago

They made them like a week ago. Trying to force this meme is hard work.

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What the fucking fuck? Is that real?

calm down with all this forcing meme bullshit.. she ruined our loli dreams so were just making fun of her

Well an ugly girl will remain an ugly girl

100%

Checked

what a disgrace
what a fucking disgrace
how can puberty go so wrong on some people

The Square Girl Club. Squigs.

someone needs to teach her how to dress.

cover that shit up, gottdam

my grandma taught me that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all


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What is this?
>my grandma taught me that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all
Fuck you

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holy shit she has NO curves on her waist

Sweet memes are made of these.
Enjoy your limelight, faggot
Your skills are a fluke.

jealous faggot detected

>Sees a post with reply's, gets jealous.

Why are people replying to this faggot?

Why not?

whoever be editing this pics, i salute you. have been loling.

Who is this tubby ugly cunt and why is she all over the place. She should commit suicide.

yeah since Cred Forums became the "anonymous" facebook that happens alots.

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Why reply to these faggots?

> I memed a meme in times gone byyyyyy

Samfag detected.
I'm sorry I raped your eye pussy with my word dick

Hahahahaha

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They're all good except the front left one. I suppose that would be the hardest, though.

But she has such perfect lips

>gets called out
>damage control
>better be edgy

(You): The Story

>Those fuckin hulk hands

gg user

I recognize that gay blowjob anywhere.

It was me and Brian

I would have a threesome

You're trying way too hard, faggot.

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Anyone saying they wouldn't, would be lying.

Haha well the actual pic I had at the time had no hands so I had to improvise and it worked perfectly.

Or gay

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Jealousfag detected
Boom! You see how I turned it back on you?

You can start suckling now... ya fucking cuckfag

oy mate, ya rekt it. meme meme meme
>catchphrase

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I never understood the obsession with celebrities. They're uglier than most girls you can see online and don't have as high quality sex tapes as pornstars. What's the fucking point?

Has anyone even seen neighbors 2?
Was she an unfunny cunt?

Baiter McBate has come to R8 m8s. Is definitely from United ST9s

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Maybe not everyone is fridgesexual. I'm not desperate enough to fuck that.

Ay harambe

I saw it. It was pretty stupid, but she didn't write it.

Don't lie to us.

Probably just lying to himself

Rad meme bruh

4u

this thread has officially jumped the shark

Underrated post

they put all the funny parts in the trailer

Those idiots don't write half of their movies, and just improv the jokes on set.
What I mean is, is she good at acting in a full on comedy? In Kick ass she was more serious besides when she's say shit like "ya cunts" which was just funny because she was like 12.

I've never heard that expression before. Explain.

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Watch more movies.
Dis bitch a gem.
Is your cheating cunt even half as hot?

She's a solid 4... so you fuckin a 2 or worse!

Wtf user, I m laughing so hard

So it wasn't funny at all then. The trailer was just a bunch of slow motion running or stupid pranks that are just recreations of decade old YouTube videos.

She's not going to win any oscars. She can be funny in small doses. Whoever cast her as hitgirl was spot on, it felt like her role in neighbors was to serious. She was hot though.

Fuckin saved, mad work user

Her body actually makes me rock hard

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Dis meme tha stankest!
Check dem dubs

>jumped the shark
Jumping the shark" is a pejorative idiom used to describe a moment of television in which there is a gimmick or unlikely occurrence that is seen as a desperate attempt to keep viewers' interest. Therefore, moments labeled as "jumping the shark" are often considered indications that the writers have run out of ideas; that the show has strayed irretrievably from an older and better formula; and/or even that the series as a whole is declining in quality.

Is this real?!lmao

The episode of happy days where the fonz jumps a shark on water ski's. Thats when the show was officially shit

Can you just take a step back and look at yourself for once in your nigger life? I'm stating obvious things about her that anyone that's not a fucked little fanboy can see and you are getting butthurt by them, so you have to assume shit about my life just to make yourself feel better.
Try actually arguing a point for once rather than just trying to insult someone better.

Women age like milk

Well, What is it?

K. But I made that pic like a month ago, and post it all the time saying the same thing. Literally nothing implied other than trying to get some keks.

9/11

This is the only way I'd fuck her.

To be fair, I don't know any loli that have aged well, with the exception of Watson, who's very mention of her name will instantly trigger some faggot reading this post
>but she's a feminist!

she's buff as fuck, she can probably bench 315 for reps

Toppest of keks.

Michelle tractenburg maybe

I just want her fucking nudes goddamnit

but she's a feminist!

Eh, she's basic at best. In terms of loli's that aged well, I'd say Christina Ricci or Marrisa Tomei did well.

Ricci looks like a ghoul with a nice body. Marissa's loli days were before the internet even existed so I don't know what you are basing that on.

Can anyone muscle her up?

>Marrisa Tomei
Are you 90 years old or something?

Does your day to day function rely soley on the internet? Fucking christ, faggot.

ayy

Learn how to math, nigger.

You need to construct your argument more clearly and substantiate arguments.

I shouldn't have to tell you this since its probable that your teacher regularly wrote that shit on your work

Youre also swimming downstream on a thread's concept.

Notice I'm the only one replying to your sorry ass?

You're neither interesting, original, nor sparking debate upon anyone.

Please begin lurking

she's the fit one mate, do it to that little troglodyte maisie williams

Todo mi kek

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I haven't seen a sadder pair of titties in all my life.

found another pic

Getta load of this virgin.

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Neve Campbell

Why don't you go read some more newspapers carved in stone, fucking geezer.

No... no.... this nigger has a point. You've definitely been born in the late 70s.

You're here for the CP, but you stay for this shit level thread. Goddamn, you don't even have a wife, do you?

How long before your mother dies?

Teri Hatcher

Samefag try hard intellectual detected

>is a cute kid and gets a bunch of roles based off Kick Ass 1
>makes nothing but shit and/or flops for years
>turns 18 and starts getting trashy as fuck tattoos all over her body, piercings and her body shape makes her look like a guy with tits
>at the same time she starts vocally supporting Hillary and pushing shit like the wage gap myth
>boasts about this in an interview
>a few weeks later she announces her retirement

Really makes you think

who are you faggots trying to one up me?!

Bait

Correkt kek!!

I'd still destroy her and eat her ass out

Tattoo of the flayed man under her tit

>based off Kick Ass 1
She's been acting since she was 9. I think she has some 80 roles to her credit. Not that they were all good, just that you have no idea what you are talking about.

well she was originally popular here because she was pedo bait.

Yes

The movie is shilling feminism HARD and while the first movie isn't great the characters at least all had motivation including Zac Efron.

The sequel is just her and other bland girls who want to smoke pot and party and complain the patriarchy is keeping them down while they ruin their neighbour's lives.

There's literally the line "the whole world is against us" at the end when their actions have consequences and you're legitimately supposed to feel sorry for them.

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It's true. I fapped to neve so many times in the craft and scream. I saw her tots and I can't even nostalgic fap to her anymore.

I'm with this user.

Sorry I raped your eye pussy with my dick words.

Best of lurk

Still funny

chloe at her peak

How does it feel to know that Cred Forums and Cred Forums will be closed in 4 and a half hours?

Once again, take this up with Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogan, Chloe didn't write the movie.

hilary?

This. Her performance in Django Unchained left much to be desired.

But still some of their movies work. Neighbors 2 just didn't and Chloe wasn't naturally funny enough to carry any scene she was in despite how much of the movie focused on her.

She was good in kick ass 1 but they waited too long to do KA2, a 16 year old swearing isn't endearing and any thoughts that a KA3 with an early 20s fridge Moretz in a purple costume need to be shot down faster than a sequel to Fembusters

That's debatable.

I'm glad this happened so I don't have to see these fucking retarded Chloe threads every day

Bro! I thought the same thing!
Can someone shop her face on hillary or vice versa?

Haven't seen it. Tarantino went to shit after kill bill.

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well since no one's posting cp anymore there's no reason for the feds to keep it open.

what are you even talking about

she fucked a nigger and ate too much chicken. I've seen it 5/7 times.

Porky pig?

Natalie Portman is ok. Can't stand her in movies but I think she's pretty enough.

she got a bunch of roles based off KA1
>"b-b-but she's been acting since she was 8!"
You might need to take classes to help your reading comprehension you pedo dipshit.

Nobody fucking cared about the girl from The Amnityville Horror remake or Big Mommas House 2 Or The Poker House.

Completely seriously when I say this: nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask.

I'm baked and these are just cracking me up lmao

Bitch is expanding exponentially. Gonna by YUUUGE! Looks like a fucking bulldog already.

Never said she did

Just said the movie was shit, wasnt funny and neither was she in it

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Daww she even had those lips back then

Oh ok mr Siskel Ebert.

she has got the mouth for joker dnt u think?

no one really cared about kick ass either.

Look at those hands
Gross

topfuckinkekasaurus

she is adorable. How about posting your ugly asses

As a spooky skeleton I'm actually really jealous of her body.

And on the other hand, here's what Abigail Breslin looks like now.

disgusting pig of a woman

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She's really not that bad. She still rustles my scrotum jimmies.

wheat.

cute face big ol titties. a little chunky but overall pretty damn good.

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The fuck are you babbling about now?

You're the one who brought up her extensive pre-2011 filmography in the first place or has the brain tumour gotten so bad that you forgot doing that?

Those are ribs, not a muffin top you blind retard

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Her entire current career and name recognition was springboarded by that movie alone and it was the only thing she's had a prominent role in that spawned a sequel so I have to disagree.

almost

Wonder how many cocks she sucked to start acting

almost WHAT, you fucking autist?

Your the one acting like you're some Hollywood mogul. I'll wager you have acne, take tickets at the local movie theater, and have an IMDb shortcut on your desktop. You make me sick, you fat slut.

that doesn't make it a good movie.

Not quite

- Roger moore on Grace Jones

really?

entirely unlike tea

What about let me in?

Shes built like a fridge

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"Let the right one" in had a sequel?

Awesome!!

An American remake, in which she held her own as an actress. All the snow scenes she insisted on going barefoot in as well for authenticity.

seriously... stop.

> does it sound like someone is all out sprinting at me?
Situational awareness is 0/10

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Maisie's a total butterface, but at least she has a waist, unlike Chloe. Unless she just dresses horribly, like a grandpa. Any swimsuit photos of Chloe?

she wasn't even a cute kid
fuck off

You toddlers don't know what you are talking about or what Chloe has sacrificed for Cred Forums.

Holy shit! This is an actual improvement to both cases!

Nice shoop.
Your skills are a fluke

We'll now we know you are absolutely full of shit.

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Stop samefagging your own faggot shops.

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Stop monitoring my actions, Russia

You're a dissapointment to your father

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You kilt it

Must be cold

Spurdo pls

Smoking...with how heavy photoshop?

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Your father should have swallowed you.

kekekek

Makes me wonder what 'chon I'll be browsing when this sack of garbage goes down

That said, it's never going down and I'm here forever

Did you just assume that's plant's identity?

Big head so hot.

She actually looks really fucking good in this pic

On an unrelated note I've been getting into deepthroat and face fucking porn lately and will try to find bikini deepthroat vids thanks to this pic