What is this position called Cred Forums?

what is this position called Cred Forums?

Sex

Full Nelson

The donkey spider

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Half Nelson

fornicating

It's called really difficult when you're out of shape

Fucking god

I love that position- I call it Wetzel's Pretzel

Rough vaginal sex while holding the partners body vertically (with both hands crossing her legs and holding her head). Just type that in, it should pop up quickly

Speaking out of experience? Not talking shit just wondering cause I've never tried it before

Wtf did i just see. Do not search that

Yeah, even if your gf is like 90lbs it's fucking hard work... that position is for gymbros only

alex jones

Quarter Nelson

Sorry op but i have tried this on 5 or 6 girls and the only on that could do it was in Gymnastics when she was younger

The tax payer

Mods

The Clinton Voter

The Cleveland piledriver

The Reverse Suspended Congress
Not joking, that's the actual name.

One eighth Nelson

my sides

I had a 5'6 95lb ex and I could do some serious damage to her, but not this position. I am too big as well, both much be really thin and I was like 270 at the time so I had too much gut.

I call it Friend zone

go home Jim

Empty Nelson

Hungry Nelson

It's reverse cowgirl, you retard.

I thought everyone knew that. It's "reverse" because cowgirl is when she's facing you, reverse when she's facing away.

Not Jim. Try again faggot.

Ho-down Hucklebuck