Can I stay a little bit with you? I'll make no mess

Can I stay a little bit with you? I'll make no mess

I promise

oh... you promise?

what if i make a mess?

fuck off you autistic pieces of shit

what the actual fuck get the fuck out with this gay garbage

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what the FUCK stay off OF MY Cred Forums

nasty boy!!!

>This thread

wtf i am a bear
i do not understand human language, just animal language

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>mrw they told me "b-but she is underage!!!"

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I AM A COCONUT
HELLO HELLO
YES OFFICER NO YES I AM A COCONUT
WHAT?
I AM FUNNY LIKE A BEAR
AND I'LL SEE YOU IN A YEAR
TODAY I ATE
A CHOCOLATE BAR
I KISSED KATE
AND OPENED A JAR
AND I AM SO FUNNY!!!

YES YES HELLO;
HELLO HELLO HELLO.
I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND
AND I LIKE COCONUTS!

No Masha, BEAR will make mess.

My Cock

In the morning, I saw my cock!
He was hard like a rock
It's called "Morning Wood"
While i look at it, i eat food
And then I drive my bike
I see people i don't like.

I must be fucking high, how the fuck is a fleshlight talking to me?

majestic as fuck

A joke

A joke is like a coke
It can be cool
But make you a fool
If you sit in a pool
And there is otul
He has a giant tool.
Unfortunaly, you two drown
And the lawn is not mown
What a nightmare!
At the ceiling i stare
Slowly transforming into garlic bread
Tasty becomes my head
My penis becomes bigger
As i see a nigger...