WebM thread

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bet she got pretty wet

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The majority of my thousands of webm's are no longer postable here now that they reduced the file size limit from 3mb to 2mb.

I mean jeez, in this day and age, even 20mb limits like facebook's are fucking ridiculous.

It's 2016! Any file size limit should be at least 100mb, but even that's pathetic.

I mean FFS, technologies have improved so much that bandwidth is on the verge of becoming infinite and even plebs can afford several terrabytes of HD space.

>not snekfast.webm
I am disappoint

can one of you sciencefags explain how it does that to my dumb ass?

>>I mean FFS, technologies have improved so much that bandwidth is on the verge of becoming infinite and even plebs can afford several terrabytes of HD space.

Not for US fags. They can't afford a new SSD because they all work for $8/hr and their internet is capped

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this

I have around 4TB of HD space and I work at home depot. I also download torrents at upwards of 20mbps

In short. Math.

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lol saw that on 9gag very funny!

why make fun of the disabled, it's not funny

Not everyone has a high speed Internet connect user. That's why there's a requested 1000px on the longest side limit on /p/

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Are you retarded ?

4 electric motors with grabbers manipulate the cube while the cameras are filming it. Some software on the phone recognizes the colors and through solving algorithms it determines how and where to turn

it scans all sides in the first second or so, then the solution is played with max speed.
the app is free in the store, you just take a pic of each side and follow the instructions. solves every cube in 30 or 40 steps.

decent quality webm's were virtually impossible even at 3mb, these threads die fast now with the new 2mb limit.

/thread

the webm era is over.

More?

freaking nature rocks

how do you not get arrested for this? Let alone a humored reaction from the woman?

are the rockets designed to give the payload a boost when they get released and turn 180 degrees ?

1000px is a 15 incher monitor.
do they know 2000 is 15 years ago?

lol probaly a euro country

German engineering

Probably Europe

nah just so they get away form it

most fascinating thing I've seen in a while.

just aerodynamics

too bad they can't put all that efficiency into keeping ragheads out.

moar pls

How is it even possible to be on the internet in this day and age without a high-speed connection?

I have possibly the worst fucking cable in the world with charter and bought their cheapest package and live in the middle of nowhere and it's still 30meg.

That calibration in the end.

women usually react like that to perverted shit, but she has internalized her real feelings. She probably blogged about it later to her friends, explaining how she almost got raped

+1, it's only entertaining to make fun of those with mental issues

Korolev Cross. Probably just jettisoned away from each other to prevent unnecessary collisions or explosions.

Why did this turn me on...

thanks bros

>Are you retarded ?
probably

My computer monitor is a 40" HD TV.

Yet every time someone here starts a "post your battle stations" thread all I see are monitors.

I think everything and everyone to do with Cred Forums are behind the times.

they tried that once, made the whole planet mad

must be in america where they have limited data connections and people still use dial up.

good looking guy?

this

No shit. Even shitty store bought pre-assembled cheap pieces of compaq shit from 6-7 years ago had HDMI ports.

I bought a toshiba laptop for like $300 in 2011 and even it had a fucking hdmi port.

What do you mean make fun of? This is kind of hot, she is trying her best

HD is 1280x720, FullHD is 1920x1080, a shit resolution for anything above 24".

yeah it's pretty cool, just looked like it gave it a small boost, definitely yawed a bit to the right

Would post more, but Cred Forums doesn't allow larger files or files with sound. Need to go to infinity for that.

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I'd still nail her mad

I make fun of your mom all the time user

This awoke something in me.

god i would love to marry her and be beside her for all eternity

And yet everything on my TV monitor looks absolutely stunning.

Go figure.

link to somewhere with bigger files?

i'd hold and kiss her forever

Only if you have the shittiest GFX card from a decade ago.

2/10 bait

if god exists why would he create a beauty and then disable her arms?

Why is this so funny?

easier rape

checkmate atheists

Stupid chinese moot, making me post my webms on the webm board

HOLY FUCKING SHIT INSTA BONER

but that's nsfw

So all these people buying big screen TV's are fools?

Somebody ought to inform them that their blu-rays look like shit on anything over 24"

Oh but of course, the guy who made the graphics card comment is right. If you have a good card, it displays just as well on any screen size.

fucking niggers, raping our white woman

but god said rape is bad unless you marry her?

Refresh tho

Moar indeed

Theres also , but that's mostly just porn. I'm pretty salty that the Cred Forums general WebM threads are basically dead now

>I don't know how to make webm

Only user to make sense..

I enjoy my games and movies 60fps+ without screen tearing.

yeah... porn is boring
>botox lips sucking dicks
I am more into this selfrecorded softcore stuff

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jesus fucking christ, what are you doing here

remindes me of me trying to hold on to life...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

She's cute but she could never jack you off.

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Is this from something? Youtube?

Under rated post.

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finland.. nobody gives a fuck.
also you cant sue people if you stick your cat into a blender because it didnt have a warning sign for it

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Kek

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I want her to grab my dick like that

I didn't realize 1000px was that size, tbh

Bitch becomes a cyborg and still needs to drop down to the "modified push up position". No wonder every female superhero is lame devolves into nothing but r34 bait. lazy cunt.

Wew. What a concept.

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nerve gas

love them traps, best women than real women

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They're like fucking ocean doggies.

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It's Finland. Nudity is really not that big of a deal.

I just giggled like a sissy faggot

The murkin way

>Murica

Where is that from?

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Daddy's little angel

Well, you have to start somwhere.

That's probably what would happen if I tried to do a flip.

Ex coworker busted her hymen on a snowboard.

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My god. She must have a disease or something.

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the disease is called being american

We are all having the same problem.

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Ayyylmao

Where is this from?

hot!!

Monty Python search for the holy grail

I've always wanted to see the second half of this.

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Does she have like a YouTube channel or something?

Fuck! All out belly laugh!

I love how he just gets up and runs away

Eric, ur a faggot

What the actual fucking fuck!?!?!?!

Can't you just cut off those flaps or would it have some serious konsequenzes for the body?

Looks like cozy suburban paradise with those mountains in the background there

kek

fucking inbred rednecks

No idea

youtube.com/channel/UCxxxAizgZ9MJvwyoph10y-A

What did these dumb motherfuckers expect?

Which 3rd world country did this occur in?

Poor girl, i hope shes doing well and happy

I know several African villages that could live a year from that meat.

Pay attention, Americans. This is how you deal with BLM blockades.

theyd be too busy fuckin it to slaughter it

Fuck, that's teen me when getting caught wanking

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no you don't

Did she died?

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Wow. I am not typically into bigger girls but she is quite alright.

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>those subtitles
Kek

Well, that's it for me cause of the retarded ass 2mb limit. Still got a whole folder

If they had anything more than a fifth grade education they would've known picking him up like a ragdoll was a terrible idea

Kek. She was laughing her ass off

Source

Fucking filename

Fuck that looks inconvenient as hell.

This is wrong

How the fuck did I cum when I'm not even hard?

FEAR

holy shit i think i just nut pure blood, more pls

Who cares. Let her be a teen. The worst thing I fucking know are "perfect" politicians with "perfect families".

Yeah but would you even give a shit if she was a fat ugly hambeast?

no, I'm a femboicockwhore.

I know right, I live mine in secret.

Yeeeep! Pelvis, neck, spine... DON'T FUCKING MOVE HIM!

american heros

he doesn't say that in that scene. He doesn't say anything at all!

i love this wemb because the dog just looks like a really hairy dude with a strange doo

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Hey I just watched that episode yesterday!

Not in that level, but anyways every being whit disability giving her/his best deserves respect, people whit not problems waste their time eating chetoos and smoking shit

I miss my spider.
She died a few weeks after molting.

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>questionable life choices.webm

Wow Cred Forumsro do you even English?

How do those ledges happen? I guess that's just the direction she bloated in because she sits down all the time?

user, that is NOT meat.

I just stopped reading it. What did it say?

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If there was a hymen, I'm not sure it's there anymore.

Kinda, im not a nigger or muslim to have the need to learn it so fuck you

is that a blood spatter a 0:00?

Yeeeeep!

That's one serious drill. Can't tell the make.

That's also going to really fuck up his chances of getting fucking laid.

More incoherent jibberish. Good for you.

You would think he'd have stronger front teeth.

Fake and gay.

I honestly look at these people and am amazed they're still alive.

no u

dat perfect pour.

german quality enegering in every way

They either make some drastic changes in their lives or they die very young.

Girls. Doing shit for attention since time immemorial.

Fucking half my webm files don't fit under the new size restrictions.

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THE NORTH KOREANS HAVE WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME!

Well,excuse me mr im a fucking anglo and i feel special for it, not everybody born in an englishspeaking country,try to learn Russian and we can talk fucking prick

>Ayyyy!!! Break that shit up! Knock it off! This is a safe space!

That's fucking hilarious. The chicken police.

where and under what tags would i find a video displaying this shit

No offense meant. Just didn't understand you.

post more

30 or 40? all rubiks combinations take at least 20 moves to solve

Oooops. 50 inch TV, here.

>All that meat
It's fat actually, not meat. Pure, disgusting fat.

I bet this guy is squatting right now, in a full adidas track suit, lit cigarette hanging off his lip, pouring a small shotglass of vodka while the aroma of garlic sausage and pickles float around his basement

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That's exactly what I pictured

Goddamn it I lost xD

Lol calm down you slav

I miss my snek

Vodka muscles

>"Fucking weeaboos"
>Eating burgers
Kek

I like snakes, they taste like manatee.

Holy fuck here comes the chills

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rocky was a southpaw too.

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These two are definitely voting for Hillary Cliton

I feel her pain.
Especially on cold days, if it's a little moist outside.
/Don't start a flip and change your mind in mid air.
//fucking ow.

the sims

lol palmashow !!

I wonder now if her ass is clean or not. I mean you know she's not going to shave... anything.

I'd fuck Lil' Obama. Who knew :O

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this

We oh'pressed, gibes me dat money.

Samefaggotry=79

A niggers dream

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post less

yes she could
it would take fucking ages tho

>the ass was fat

It would be oddly timed, and there would be a lot of teasing.

You should watch the full video, it gets worse

youtube.com/watch?v=slC-dqkVMDw

Fucking dank

You actually have to fucking cook it before eating kek

Fuck

best filename ever

>Filename

>filename

They really should bring back corporal punishment to inner city schools.

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Not too bad! Will loke like shit in 15 years tho.

pulled that bitch into another dimension

Jesus user. Monty Python. Go watch these three movies: Life of Bryan, Quest for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life.

Alot of the jokes are suprisingly intellectual. They met during universitystudies and sometimes it shows.

Getting revenge for being raped earlier in the day.

The landwhale is kinda brave, so there is that. Otherwise it is just fat rednecks and black ppl doing their usual routine.

True mostly Cambridge and Oxford boys I think. Graham Chapman was an actual medical doctor too.

Classic!

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No

Just not while you're driving.

Heroin!

I love this dog.

As an Italian, I'm confused as to why garlic sausage would be grounds for an insult

Cerebral palsy or high as fuck?

Are you paying Cred Forums's bills, you entitled fuckwit?
>Trump-Pence 2016!

Bullshit. They teamed up with the ragheads in that instance.

>[citation needed]

>[citation needed]

what am i supposed to be seeing here

My Slav buddy's house always smells like garlic sausage. That's all.

Check em

They're actually somewhat related to dogs

Fun fact: If you removed the five blackest cities from the US, America would have a smaller obesity rate than Germany.

Fuck that's cute.

Because cats.

Also, much less crime, drugs, poverty, rapes, burden to the welfare system, and yeah...fat negroes.

>Meanwhile, in France....

She can be her own Airbag

Oh my fucking God she's so fucking cute stop it.

Hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Not the exact video but this is her channel
youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

shes pretty cute...and her tits look great. :/ fuck man

Kekekekekekekek

asking the real questions

>they should have kept him still and waited for an ambulance

Something tells me they'd be waiting an awfully long time

>not a nigger
>doesn't speak English.
Sure, whatever you say.

This is from JStuStudios

kek, the filename killed me

I saw someone do that irl once out my mates flat window and he fucked his arm up like nothing else, literally looked red with blood from a couple dozen meters away

What does shaving have to do with being clean?

man, if i had a day like this i would go home and just stab my wife

Yeeeep. Not recomended. I also suspect that Vodka Vlad here was probably in a state, if you will.

Good.

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Kys

Those back flaps remind me of a rear spoiler on a sports car.

Fuck sake America this is twice now fat Americans have managed to store fat where its not meant to be stored