List all the illegal shit you did without being caught

Smoke weed and torrent movies, I know I know.. I'm a badass B)

Mostly stealing
Stole cool stuff from school
stole candy and toys from the grocery store
me and some friends "broke into" a community house which is used to host parties and other stuff, then we stole a whole bunch of frozen pizza and soda.
Me and another friend was about to go there again later by entering a hatch that was in the basement but my friend backed out

i slot a man neck with a knife when he was talking junk to me

B&E
Pot
Speeding
Assault
Theft
You'd have to be seriously whiteknighting to make it through life without committing a crime.

Speeding

man door hand hook car door

Weed
Torrents
Underage drinking
Prov alcohol to a minor
Possible molestation and/or rape
Petty Theft
Vandalism
It goes on. And I've never been on record for anything more than a traffic ticket.

Depends what you're into

Pic related

broke into a shed, didn't get caught but the shed got boarded up and i lost a bag of cheetos

rip cheetos

Went to
973-eht-namuh-973.com/

Not much, trespassed in a private park as a teenager with some friends, ran from cops by hiding in someone's garden

use to raid my freinds moms panties when they werent home..
B&E in neighbors house.. stole all her playboys and most her panties..
set a field on fire
stole alotta shit from a store
stole cousins and aunts panties

buying &smonking of the weed
underage drinking
shoplifting
rape
vandalism

Lots of graffiti.

Stole a fire extinguisher from a supermarket.

Stealing sodas, disposable gloves, spray paint, art supplies.

Went into a pretty much complete mansion's construction site and destroyed the windows with rocks, pissed in the electric fireplace, destroyed the air conditioning pipes in the basement.

Sent a guy a vinyl record in the mail covered in shit.

Dumped trash on a kid's lawn at night for over a year.

Have stolen nudes from girls' laptops and phones when they aren't around.

B & E
Underage seks (I was also underage)
Possession w/ intent to sell
Felony possession
Manufacturing narcotics
Conspiracy to commit crime
Vandalism
Petty theft
Possession of illegal firearms
Piracy
Arson

Stole some sweets
Killed a hobo
Accidentally knocked an old woman over. Not technically illegal, but boy did I feel guilty

I'm a 30 year old guy who sleeps with a 14 yr old boy
good times

You goddamn monster.

what country and how did you do it?

burglary in a chicha bar
vandalism (car, door, cave...)
take a bag to someone and run (is this a "hit and run" ? )
lot of recel

Shoplifting and bestiality

I stole 5000$ worth of tech from my job (3 screens, 4 i7 laptops, shitton of ram, and a few desktops). Gave everything but the 3 screens away.

I downloaded a movie in full violation of copyright infringement.

Are you me

checked

No thanks FBI.

Stealing money at my job.

Thanks Big Data!

I crossed the street outside of the crosswalk

I returned video tapes to Blockbuster without rewinding them

shoplifting
stealing money
selling drugs
apttemting murder
speeding
sex with a minor
recel
vandalism

man, the list could be very long

Stealing a Kinder Surprise when I was 5.

Shoplifting
Theft of private property
Destruction of private property
Speeding
Running lights and signs
Hit and run
Stolen money
Downloaded cheese pizza
Peeked at step daughters 14 year old drunk boobs while asleep
Played with doggy penis
Downloaded bestiality
Bought, used, and sold drugs
Drunk and high driving
Ran from police
Adultery (in some states)

dunno.. did you fight a kid at mc'ds and throw his POS bike in a dumpster full of glass?

Stealing people's gold in Runescape