Stop what you're doing and post in this thread

Do you just throw out random buzz words?

>everyone suddenly thinks I have an anger problem because I lost my shit one time.

Lampshade

Sadness and loneliness

Be alone

Hoping today's workout gets rid of that extra 1.5 pounds I put on.

I'm tired and I feel dead inside.

I'm feeling a sense of hopelessness and no purpose in life.

Happiness

>I hate my life.

>a girlfriend

that last one sounds like such a generic Cred Forums users answer, but I really dont like having lots of friends, I've always had 1 best friend that I mainly hang out with. I just want a gf to be that friend and do shit with. being single right now is boring.

Lonely and to be with her lol fag

Suck.
The Suck is a dualistic entity, percieved as both a grey monolith, a bulwark against happiness and joy, and a disparate sum of our negative aspects, all gathered together to make us spend friday nights alone and miserable.

After reading that I really, really don't feel anything.

Dabs

>tell me how you are feeling in just one sentence
Glad that's not me

>Tell me what you want in one word
Money

I'm tired of life and people fucking me over.
change

...

Do you really not, though?

Feel tired
Want power

>how I'm feeling
Tired, but at least I don't have kids or a gf/wife.

>what you want
To graduate and leave this country for good/

Rebellious.

I would like my lust for rebellion to be fulfilled.

Im horny and looking forward to doing a bunch of coke and weed and find a horny slut/prostitute tonight.

Money

i feel like i dont have any r e a l friends
friends...

Lol newfag detected

I feel the desire to master my brainwashing skills so i can groom a woman into a loving relationship where both of us are happy instead of letting nature take its course. Its literally the only way.

Do you smoke weed user?

>feeling confused

>want to fuck her

>one sentence
fucking anxious and depressed since it's been months since my wife's been interested in sex, and probably will be months before she will be again
>one word
sex

Conflicted over whether or not I should have sex with this girl who's dating a guy I'm kinda friends with

Happiness

ah dear deidre, i remember one story where a white dude wanted to be cucked. so he gets a nigga to fuck his wife while he watches, 9months later a lil nigga baby pops out. whole family disowns the wife thinking shes a cheating whore and the husband cant tell them the real story coz hes a fuckin pathetic cuck haha and the best part? they didnt get the niggas name or number, so the lil nigga babies gonna grow up not knowing its real father!

fucking cucks

lonely

for her to come back from japan

there always is the hero way.

Or, get over yourself and grow some fucking balls. Ironically, you're not alone in thinking you're alone.

I feel alright but I wish I could stop thinking about death.

In one word: Immortality.

let me guess, Trump supporter

Haven't laughed this hard on Cred Forums in a while, no idea why, thanks pal

I feel like I'm between a rock and a sandpaper dildo.

Energy

Feeling hungry.

Food.

so you can be the most popular kid in 4th grade?

let me guess. You are gonna vote for Trump

im feeling heartbroken

i want her

accurate to the quality of animation of dbs

Mia

...

The revolutionary spirit will keep you going even when you're tired.

>I'm thankful I'm not dating that

>shit

>Feel like tree fiddy.

>vagina

excellent!

Edge is just a word normies and psychopaths use to look down on others for "unnecessarily dramatic negative reactions" instead of taking into variables that make sense, like context, or individual personality traits.

I wish i wasn't drinking vodka at a McDonald's

Good god no. I actually understand human psychology pretty well after studying it for so long. The presidency is fucked either way, and youre going to have to get over that one.

Homemade bong? I'm eleven.