Fell down on the tarmac

Fell down on the tarmac.

Have tar under skin

What do?

kys

See a doctor and stop thinking Cred Forums is a legitimate hospital.

Doctors are modern tormenters

Not seeing any

Why? Where did the doctor touch you?

How to dissolve tar pls help

Private parts

Do nothing and harden the fuck up you poof...

Take this thing (make sure it's clean, unused is best) and rub your wounds under hot water.

It might hurt but it will get you rid of even bigger pain that could come up in future. I am not kidding, I did this many times on my elbows when I got tar or another shit stuck under my skin.

Mix rubbing alcohol and peroxide 50/50 and douse it. It will burn like hell but give ti some time.

Visit a doctor or you will get an infection with lots of puss.

Not sure if serious or joking

That's what the doctor is going to do.

"doctors are modern tormenters"

you fucking deserve this then you stupid retard

enjoy your wounds tarboy

Don't do what these idiots are saying. Just wash your hand with soap and keep it clean. Shower daily and it will heal perfectly fine. Your skin will naturally remove the tar with dermal layer regeneration just like any other wound

Probably serious

Already did it but it won't remove all the tar except if I fucking spread the wound which hurts too fucking much

Am using soap and haven't got peroxyde

Thanks, just what I thought

Gasoline

Fucking retards. It doesn't work like this.

Don't come crying OP that your hand turned into abomination covered with wounds full of puss and pieces of tar inside.

Why do I even care, let the natural selection do it's best.

Common its only a superficial wound, I don't need 15 days of surgery or whatnot

>Have tar under skin

WIRE BRUSH PARTY @ OP's HOUSE

just wait, your body will expel strange shit on itself

Wouldn't ask normally but this time I fell on a really shit part of the road full of of semi liquid tar

Fuck falling down on the road