You walk into your room and see this, what do?

Fuck her right in the asshole

If you turn 360 degrees you'll still be facing her idiot

Hi, you must be new :^)

New faggot detected

turn her around 360° and fuck her ass

Get boner, open fly, take out wang, spit on pussy, jam it in, make fuck, empty balls, pull up fly, go to bar with buddies.

put a blanket over her fucked up head then fuck her ass.

This is bait used to smoke out newbies... dont worry young one. it happens every post.

Well hello there, newfriend!

You can call me user.

Kek fuckin new fag

Welp, you got me

Wonder why she is burry
Remove and Clean glasses

Fucking kill myself cos Bigfoot's girlfriend is in my room

>afraid of the woods
Found the virgin.

If you shave the woods the trees just grow back quicker and longer.

...

>needs bag over head
>mission complete

Be disgusted, leave room. That's because I'm gay.

Get on my knees and eat that pussy.

Scream "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!"

You'll be looking for it for a while

someone didn't lurk enough.

kick her out of bed AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON HER

turn 180 degrees and fuck her in the pussy

Ask her how she got past my wife, and if we had a few minutes to do the deed or not?

oh, hey mom

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Would fuck her all night and all day or for at least ten to twenty seconds at least who has her set please post them all and the other girl too

set teh sparko to 11 and serve

Puke. I can't fucking stand seeing white girls naked. Maybe ask her if she has any black or mixed friends. Nasty bitch.

That's a myth.

WTF? How'd she get in here? I have a dog for a reason.

I ask her why she removed my king sized bed, and then fuck her bareback. No condoms, all hot cum deep inside.

She is clearly half Asian. You must be blind as fuck.

Think that I'm in the wrong house.

Raw, wait ten minutes, then go again. Not bad.

Cut off egs, flip upside down. Jam some onion and chives flavoured cream cheese into her snatch, and voila, a nice entrée dip served in bearded clam. Sounds fancy, but really quite easy.

Okay. now what if you saw her standing around in your room. What would y'all do?

She vaguely looks like an ex of mine. Was half Puerto Rican, half irish. 5'0", 92lbs, and crazy as fuck. Kinky as hell, loved rapeplay and pretending to be a 9yo getting spanked by daddy.

Could deepthroat 9", loved anal and ATM, threesomes and fisting. Everything.

Tried to stab me with a screwdriver once when I was asleep. She was secretly on so many anti-anxiety drugs and mixing them with coke & ecstasy. Ended up getting charged with attempted murder.

Bitch could take it balls deep, though

Got any other stories about her that you're willing to share, user?