Cringy kid you knew in school thread I'll start

at my old middle school there were these 4 cringy kids, we all called them the 4 rejects,

Always running about the place, had terrible form too.

Ok OP here the reason I'm on the short bus is because I talked so little in my first year of high school The school thought I was legit autistic

I used to take the short bus. It wasn't to school, it was to a mental hospital that was forced to admit myself to when I was 14 because I was fighting with my dad (the cops gave me all the blame, saying "even if he throws you down a flight of stairs, just do what he says"). I had to ride with actual retards for over 2 hours each way

It was an outpatient program for minors, so I'd spent half the day there doing dumb shit. I was anti-social and hated being around strangers. During lunch, I didn't like the food and mostly ate shredded cheese from the salad bar. I didn't like being there, either, since it was just a large open area, so to waste some time I'd walk real slowly to the lunch room. They diagnosed me with schizophrenia, because lethargic movement is an indicator. Most doctors are fucking retards.

My dad later blew his brains out in his basement, so I guess I still won.

>High School
>Kiddo thinks he's psychopath
>Say's he hate peoples
>Acts like he knows everything and shit
>We all know he's lying
>A 9gagger on 9 dickes

That was some horrible storytelling, bro.

Went to high school with a kid that legit thought he was a dragon trapped in human form. Clipped his fingernails to points, constantly biting his arms because "its good for my fangs, they want to bite something"

don't speak english, i'll try

>be me, 8years old boy
>don't have school wednesday
>mom is busy, she sent me in a "special fun school"
>it's for disabled people and autist
>"ok i'm cool with that"
>there is bakary, autist nigger who can't stop screaming and hiting tree

>few week later
>i pley alone in the playground
>bakary run and scream toward me
>ohfuck.png
>he grab my head and bite
>it's bleed and there is a hole where my hair should be
>mfw i've been niggered by an autist

>bakery run an scream at me
>I've been niggered
kek

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ohmygerd HI TED!!!1!

Sure, kiddo, and I'm the President of Zimbabwe.

I don't know what to say to this, but it's pretty interesting

No relation

I went to high school with the Jeez Chuck E Cheese dude

>knew in high school
>Steven universe

What are you, like 9 years old?

And the multiverse is real you fucking retard

Yeah, because it's totally believable and never happens to people.

Hmm, you're still in your mom's attic. Okay, your post makes sense now.

OP here yet again to tell you about how one time in class he was talking about anime and said in a serious voice " I know anime can be bad sometimes because of the lolicon but overall it's great"

you know the maturity you're trying so hard to race toward is just a grinding parade of broken dreams, compromise, beige and bills right?

yeah, the dude's immature, and lives in his own world, but trust a 34 year old who spends his days in an air conditioned office nightmare only to come home to a thankless do nothing wife and a screaming feces machine toddler. Let him stay there, even if you don't like it or understand it, let him stay in his fantasy world.

What kind of fucktard hasn't accepted multiverse theory yet? What are you a creationist?

I've forgotten most of the cringy kids. I hated everyone so I thought most of them were cringy anyway.

or maybe it was me the whole time.... O_O

Right now I only remember the retard in ISS that kept acting up and we would get him to do dumb shit like yell stupid stuff or destroy school property, but I think most people had one of those around.

>maybe it was me the whole time.... O_O
It definitely was you

Well it's just a theory. And by that I mean a mathematical model to help us understand what is going on in quantum mechanics.

It doesn't mean Fringe suddenly makes real sense.

lol good one!!!!!!!!

God I remember this one faggot back in high school.
He was an ugly fucker, obviously of Slav decent who would always squat in his chair. He had the gay drawl and no matter how much people asked him too, he would never shut the fuck up. The worst thing about him though was that he had a fucking foot fetish that he didn't even bother to try to hide.
He would literally walk into class, squat in his chair, and look at the girls feet behind him, half listening to the teacher (history). After the teacher would finish a rant, he would always add a comment that was always wrong. The guy literally gave a rant about "honor" In video games in front of the entire class.
I also had gym class with him where he would run around like nature.
He also had a deviantary where he posted pictures of himself licking anime girls feet.

I hated this fucking faggot so fucking much I actually planned to jump him in the bathroom a few times just so I wouldn't have to hear his autism.

How do people like this get put into normal classes?

Chips and cheap looking sausage,

That is no English breakfast lad. hash browns mushroom and fried tomato is missing from that,

I'm not saying mutiverse isn't right all I'm saying is he believes it only because he wants his fanfics to be real

Naruto*

Deviantart*

literally me in highschool

thanks for bringing back those memories, asshole

Mugabe please hand over Rhodesia

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Lemme try

>Be me
>have 16 years
>have a homework that consist on doing a animation
>cringey kid show me his animation
>it was a animation of mlp
>saw a oc pony
>he say it was him
>OHFUCK.MP3
>he was kissing rainbow dash
>show this to all class
>half of the class cringed
>my teacher was impressed
>he gets a better note than me
>mfw

this is a real story

thank god he is not in my school anymore

Underrated post

I cringed just reading this

like i said thank god he is not in my school anymore

god have mercy on the souls of the school he is now

>first year of elementary school
>we have literally a retarded kid in class he can't speak shit, runs around tables, hit the girls
>he's fond of erasers he likes to eat them
>brought a cool looking ass pikachu eraser that smells like orange and cinnamon
>retarded nigger running around tables as usual
>he notice my cool looking ass pickachu eraser
>retarded nigger takes a bite at it
>starts vomiting immediately
>whole class freaks out and looks at me
>teacher send me to the principal thinking that i poisoned that retarded nigger

What happened to him?
Any more cringy stories of him?

If it wasn't for this guy, I'd have been the cringiest kid, so fucking glad he was in my class.

>initials were A.C.
>added an E on the end claiming it stood for enterprises or some shit
>insisted people called him Ace
>people called him crockpot instead
>fucking obsessed with WWE to the point of barely concealing sexual attraction to the wrestlers
>during points where teachers tried to tell jokes or be funny, would randomly shout "woof!"
>one of the run of the mill lame kids tried to boost his popularity by openly mocking him before class
>crockpot snapped, tackled him to the floor and started banging his head off the ground

>5th grade, first day of school
>New kid from Israel called Barak
>Some kind of arab/jewish halfbreed, ugly as fuck
>first few days he's pretty quiet
>people try to engage with him, invite him to sit with them etc
>second week of school, start of the day registration
>suddenly someone lets rip this massive fucking fart
>everyone turns around to see that Barak made the noise with his mouth
>everyone laughs, even the teacher
>NotGood.jpg
>this seems to give him confidence
>he makes fart noises every class
>would walk up to people from behind and make fart noises then accuse them of farting
>fart noises every. fucking. day.
>starts sperging out about WoW too
>watched WoW gameplay during class
>fart noises, WoW, it never ends
>everyone hates his guts by this point
>bullied all the time
>gets hit in the head during PE, everyone laughs
>disappears one day
>teacher says he moved away
>lecture about bullying

Last I saw of him he was in Israel in the IDF

You should have jumped him user. At least you could have tried to beat the autism out of him.

Grass is always greener, eh?

This guy got caught masturbating in French class. He was also suspended for bringing a knife to school.

earned the nickname "Peter Beater" for the rest of his jr. high.

> teacher shows movie in French
> turns off lights
> Peter Beater puts the book on his lap, shoves his hand down his pants, chokes the chicken
> teacher sees and sends him to the office
> gets 2 weeks in school suspension

look up his cancerbook "Peter Solace" in draper utah

okay here is one
>8 grade so 15 years old
> we have a handicapped guy in class
> he talks nonstop about anime
> when he could not answer a question he cried and blamed his handicap
> no one liked him
> he was creepy as fuck asked grils for sex and stuff
> he maked it impossible to learn with his screaming
> 8 grade ends
> teacher says: ohh god fianly we are done with him

>people tell you your life sucks because you don't have wife and or kids
>people with wife and or kids say their life sucks because of it
>turns out life sucks either way , only the patterns of suck differ.

>be me in 3rd grade
>retarded kid in my class
>teacher literally gives him answers so he can get straight A's
>when report cards come in the teacher takes him to the front of the class
>and says that he got straight a's and we should applaud him
>I say "but you have him the answers"
>get sent to the principal's office and get detention for bullying
>retarded kids face when

> be me
> in school hanging out with friends at lunch
> theres this group of social outcasts that always sit where we sit
> lets call them the "chromies"
> regular day, chromies are up to their regular shenanigans
> there are 2 fat chromies, one timid and one extremely fucking annoying
> everythings normal until out of nowhere fat, annoying chromy stands up and says "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME"
> throws shit in the trash can, then slaps timid chromy
> their autistic rehab group is in shambles
> everyones distracted for a moment and staring
> mfw someone says "I didn't know the great shakeout was today"

How were they outcasts? Edgy? Retarded?

For one they wore fedoras. They were also all so loud, except for timid chromy. Not loud in a sense to where they have loud voice, but loud to the sense that they would always try to hard to fit in and be too chummy with people. They'd also always discuss shit games and anime. I also wouldn't be surprised if they were a bit retarded cause they all have their own "quirks"

I felt like this led to nowhere.

That explains it. Btw, I'm

>wears basketball shorts with running shoes and socks pulled all the way up
>sprints through the hallways to and from each class, even lunch
>lunchtime, buys nothing but french fries and potato chips

He's a fan if potatoes, i see.

I would of poisoned him

>Sitting in precalc senior year
>want to take a piss ask teacher and head for the door
>walk out about 3 steps from the door
>before me lies a retard jacking off
>nope.png
>360 and walk back in and teacher breaks her lecture and asks why i came back
>just say "go look for yourself"
>she peeks out and sees the spectacle
>she does the same as I did
>entire class starts getting up to see whats up
>eventually teacher braved to go to the retard wrangler den and tell one of the wranglers to get him
>all we hear is screaming as it seems he is forcibly dragged off
>class was very quiet after that

Led to their gang being broken up. Kinda funny because the one female in their group is pretty much being begged to go with either side

Crockpot ain't no bitch