Cred Forums What the Fuck is up with this clown bullshit? Is it legit or are people just trolling the east coast hard...

Central ohiofag here, I can confirm this, there's even a guy with a license plate that says clown now, this shit is insane

A clown stabbed a kid in my hometown, Reading Pa. The other day. Got arrested recently. Shit is real

Do you know where in EU, exactly?

Somewhere in Britain i believe. Not sure what part but i know it was in a few places

I'm in North Tonawanda and can confirm sightings. Popping up on local news and social media.

Op here. Thank you for the info. Wanted to get info from people who lived in the areas not the 4th branch.

I live in PA and a couple miles away a school went on lockdown because of it. Near Philadelphia 2 schools also went on lockdown.

Britfag here
Clown thing happened in plymouth, but once the guy found out he was scaring people he told everyone why he did it. He felt comfortable like it was his happy place sort of thing, uk clowns at night are approachable and haven't caused harm to anyone

Southerner here, this has been blowing up my news feed.
>saw steven king's "IT" way too young.
> it hurts to sleep.

Wut. Lmao fucking clownkin

Reading represent

I feel bruv i no longer desire to venture outside at night alone anymore

>lives in the woods
>no one will hear my screams

Your clowns sound like pedos

Kek my thoughts exactly

This could actually be a thing. "Clownkin" ew

Clown here. Ask me anything, Cred Forums.

it was 70 inches, that dyke is retarded

I'm feeling triggered

> (OP)
845 here, saw one yesterday

that is absolutely dreadful.

"Fucking clown shoes".

How? Since when is dressing like a clown been illegal?

Thought about doing this for awhile, realized i'd probably get shot though

scooby doo teached me one thing
there's always a huge faggot behind the mask

malicious intent probably

Don't know why everyone's getting excited about this, clearly it's viral marketing for the IT remake coming out soon.

Will you stop clowning around?

Pull the trigger

NC here, couple of them tried luring kids into the woods and shit too here.

[spoiler] NEWFAG HERE I WANT TO DIE [/spoiler]

Adults cant wear masks bro

This

Just trolls doing their thing. It's so effective because it's now 2016 and American men have forgot how to be men.

Also Britfag and have never heard of it, that is some scary, nonce-level furry shit

Cincinnati user here. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's bullshit.

I think it'd viral marketing for the new Steven King's It.

>Fear based optimism and wishing the post; on ice.

We can only hope, but it's fucked up to stab people and rape kids for marketing. They gon git sued if you're right

The first European cases of this clown stuff I heard of was years ago in England. There was a lot of jokes that it was just Alan Moore having a laugh, or just being Alan Moore.

Heard about this. This kid on ps3 was getting scared cause it happened in his area so we scared the fuck outta him. He said a silver Chevy impala was driving slowly outside his trailer. He lived in a trailer park.

Some clown tweeted to a school in colorado saying they were gonna kill everyone. This whole thing is really unsettling

What this is ACTUALLY about:
>Be edgy teenager
>oooo me be edgy and scr people, lul
>dress like clown
>go to strangers house
>stand on lawn looking in window, cuz so kooky and unique
>alpha male in house sees fucking idiot on his lawn peeping on his family
>alpha male gets gun
>goes outside, tell faggot in clown suit to fuck off
>clown gets aggressive, cuz 2 edgy, much meme
>homeowner shoots clown
>no one cared
>edgy fag clown is reborn as a meme
>newfags make boring threads about meme
>much lels
>epic keks
>many screenshots for fb guise
>so much meme

VA fag here, some threats were made to a local school system so they sent some middle schoolers home. Then whoever made the threat said they'd shoot up the football game tonight

no one has been raped, no one has been stabbed.

Definitely a newfag

How does it feel to advertise with no pay a remake that will probably be shit? You guys really are clowns

King himself said that the remake production is not behind it. Then again, who would come clean about it when it gets this much out of hand.

cant be viral marketing. It's been happening for years

The denial you have is disgusting. Are you one of them?

Fucking plymouth

VA here (757) heard the same thing, had a large police presence around public places and schools.

Link to news article? Sounds funny.

You going to back up your claims or no?

Orange county new York fag here. Fucking clowns.

Fuck. I remember one of these shitheads standing on my porch with a knife or some shit.

foxnews.com/us/2016/09/26/police-searching-for-person-in-clown-mask-after-pennsylvania-teen-fatally-stabbed.html one of MANY articles

Yeah, it would definitely be meme reborn once they get shot dead.
I'm surprised the Jalal's are still alive too, but they're at least funny.

Where is there a news story of one of these clowns being arrested?

>foxnews.com
heh

Proof or just stfu kid

did someone say hunting clowns?

I'm fucking down.

Nope.
youtu.be/1erjP1P8FCY

I'm not advertising shit, I saw the original It back in 90 and it was pretty shit, I can't imagine a younger edgier one being better.

Is this the fucking gathering? So you're dindu juggalos?? Great

fuck off you twat

CAN SEE ONE IN THE STREET, SHIT HAPPEN

youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs

fuck clowns

me too

Don't cut yourself

How does it feel to be an incarnation of hell on earth?
Pic related

KEK, so he wasn't lured into the woods. this was a party that a fight broke out at and it just so happened that someone put on a mask and stabbed someone. Also I missed the rape scene in it. Where is the rape buddy.

>fox news HEHEHEHEHE

Theres so fucking much proof if you'd just google it
whio.com/news/crime--law/man-reportedly-attacked-clowns-greenville/vjgBQOrRbAMJ4CvGrVMJ1N/

you'd be better off trying to sue the websites if you really feel like they're defaming you that badly

Come at me, nigger.

youtu.be/asm62bKZJHI

That's my hood, nigga. It was just some spic with a Purge mask on his head

readingeagle.com/news/article/reading-man-charged-in-fatal-stabbing-of-teen

How are you so lazy and dumb?

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I'm not the one stating facts without proof buddy. I can be lazy because I'm not the one trying to prove a point.

You a clown obsessed weirdo that's going to suck dick to death to try and say their perfect angels and he was a good boy and you jus raycus too??

ITT: Idiots dont know about magnets working.

>Without proof
I posted 2 fucking articles, and told you where you can find more. Fuck you, you piece of shit. Suck some more clown dick you fucking faygo obsessed chicken hunter

>tumblr
HAHAHAHAHA

virginian user here, i saw a clown yester day and got my bat out of my bookbag. i was ready to beat that fag to a pulp

Bretty gud.

Fuck off, spic

Glad the cops started arresting them. my roommates are on edge

That's when the black cock kicks in

Jugglos need to fucking die they are worse than niggers.

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Spics are way better then Junglehoe's. Cause apparently you horrible lot are a bunch of dindus. One of them could be raping your mother and you'd still worship them. It's pretty fucked up, and I'm done with you, I bet you make sonic fan art bios

I'm not sure what you are trying to say, but I hope you die regardless

dont make fun of sonic fan art bio makers, it take a lot of skill to do that

Fuck you! I lived Scooby doo as a kid!!

We all are going to die, only a select few are man enough to clown around.

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what the fuck is wrong with you people? are you so pussified that you seriously feel threatened by some asshat wearing a red nose? grow the fuck up. they're probably doing it just to emphasize how terrified americans are of anything even slightly out of the ordinary for them

Do you know Daniel roberts?

Do either of you know Cameron Popielski?

WHOOP WHOOP

I want the "Creepy Clowns" and the Juggalos to get into a war and murder each other.

Let the white trash take itself out.

he had a gun

As an American this is completely true. What the duck happened to being men?! My half brother is a fedora wearing sjw who will cry loudly at drama movies.

I love America but I'm getting sick of its shit. I might join my relatives in Finnland.

No

You disgrace of a moron.

Not everyone who is now dressing like a clown is part of the supposed marketing stunt.
It caught on and people who are as smart as you thought itd be a good way to fuck a kid or something.

Good. If you ever meet him, beat the Fuck out Of him.

I'll take what are Muslim women for 500 alex.

Northern Ohio here. Buddy was at a small lake within a few miles of my apartment and two clown fuckers came out of the woods and started approaching his truck a couple weeks ago. He left as soon as he saw them approaching. Don't know wtf is up with this shit though.

Rob zombies movie 31 came out could this be behind it?

At least the "creepy clowns" put in some effort, these are just trashy wiggers with facepaint.

It's been happening for years, "It" just got more people inspired and it's getting press so more edgy faggots will jump on the bandwagon. It was only a matter of time until people realized it's a good cover for illegal shit.

Nihggh

He sure as fuck didn't teach you grammar.

It's either going to be a massacre or mass rape by the clowns.

This right here.

A local Houston elementary school closed to this shit today. Or went on lockdown or some shit like that...

/k/-fag here. Been a lot of it in the Southeast, too, some of it near me. Waiting for a dipshit to pop out of the treeline in a Pennywise getup.

His day is going to be fucking ruined.

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Ok to add to this there are reports of men not dressed up as clowns trying to attack women and children in oklahoma. also clown have been spotted in wood in the state also.

Why? Just why?

rip

you're onto something. What if this is some type of dry run? Isis or some other group kidnaps mass number of children only to have a mass execution think about it. would be worse than 911

There are black juggalos now? This is GREAT! Juggalos are the only thing I ever felt white guilt about.

Maybe we're just seeing old school Juggalos are making a modern day appearance again. Some of those crews got pretty crazy in the late 90's and shit

you should read the book you uneducated piece of yankee shit, it's fucking great

ofc the movie's shit, somehow every single King movie that ugly frog had his gifted fingers on is shit

i dunno if something real is happening or not but it seems like a cool idea , or maybe world is ending and thats how angels look like ?

no one knows

we should totally spread that among some christian facebook groups

this stupid shit is happening here in Waco TX. fucking Fucktard have nothing better to do. kill a clown.

Had a school locked down here in Houston. Something about a fucking internet post or something? What happened up in Waco?

Fuckin clowns

if the Branch Davidians were still around the young people could hang out with them instead of being creepy clowns

youtube.com/watch?v=dsz864m6mVE

A couple of people were talking about this lately. I don't give a flying fuck about it. Jesters are much cooler though. Clowns are cool too though.

This happens every year. Nothing new. Google clown sightings and change the year you'll find it going a long ways back. Some dork gets the idea to mess with people, it goes viral briefly and copycats arise. Just be glad there's no drider at the end of this prank. Like in the movie It by Stephen King.

This is a better version.
youtube.com/watch?v=7i6B0XkX2DM

It is entering that Halloween season. I guess this isn't the first time I've heard of this happening. Maybe I just keep up with the news better this year, because it seems to be more widespread and a bigger deal than normal.

youtube.com/watch?v=8RijPSLayGI

kys

Indianafag here. This shits all over. Even my parents called me up to ask about this.

i sincerely doubt a clown outside a circus or shitty bday party has been able to effectively lure a kid anywhere in the past few decades. it's just people irl trolling. caught on as a fad, and sure some weirdos might try to ride the wave. it'll get interesting when people start to get violent towards em. I bet that's the real reason that kid in PA got stabbed.

>glock
When you take your stabliizers off, come back

rollingstone.com/culture/news/killer-clowns-inside-the-terrifying-hoax-sweeping-america-w442649

my old highschool got threatened today, I was told that some "clowns" posted a video to facebook threatening to shoot up their homecoming

that 2nd gen police trade in life

youtube.com/watch?v=GURvHJNmGrc

im waiting for this shit to happen in texas and the dumbass gets shot. They only do this stuff where they dont have a chance of getting shot like the north and england

that's hilarious, I wish something like that would have happened when I was in high school, letting me out early. we had to rely on snow storms

get a sense of humor :)

probably to protect himself from the likes of you. (assuming you're actually batanon). if he was trying to kill somebody, you'd be dead. and as far as this clown prank goes, if you're dumb enough to do it you gotta be ready to protect yourself from pussies with weapons, still a matter of time before one gets shot tho. silly clowns

Lets be honest now, we want to believe this is just neck beards having fun. There have been unsettling reports lately of these things disappearing from crime scenes, which appear to be getting more and more brutal. Maybe America's subconscious just snapped.

See

yeah we had some chunk make a bomb lastyear and place it in the men's locker room we went on code red lockdown on the last day of first semester

Wait a minute, aren't they remaking this flick? Maybe this a marketing scheme. Remember that Bullshit with ATHF movie and "random packages" or some shit?

I just posted this in response to someone else. Feel like a turd for not reading all posts first lol

how is it good cover for anything at all? clowns creepily accosting people outside of typical clown settings, getting national press coverage assuming they're trying to "lure kids into the woods". try getting away with anything dressed like a clown right now. try running a perfectly legal errand and see how far you get

k

757 reppin

With the way this year is going in America I wouldn't be surprised if it was the subconscious snapping. Crazy shit was bound to happen sooner rather than later. All the protests, and riots around the nation. Dead cops, dead black people, media driven frenzies. Social Media seems to be a hell of a competing factor for regular media sources

I mean, have any gotten shot thus far?

>youtube.com/watch?v=H-E9IlyccX0

quality is shit

It's a bunch of kids trespassing and having a laugh. Stop being pussies.

Checked

marketing tactics for another shitty movie.

move along.

liar, im fromt ephrata

>youtube.com/watch?v=pzmvLIoRhbU

Wicked clowns aint no joke.

the one that tried to pick up that girl happened right down the st from my sis

wtf i probably know that fuck

theres been attempted abductions by a guy dressed like a clown so its not illegal to dress like one but its pretty stupid right now

where do you get that clownkin from that store?

>xvideos.com/video5421850/sexy_mime_chick_fucking_an_invisible_lover_on_cam
>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=849792897

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88

If any clown anons are on here come to Pensacola FL pls. I live near the a circle k and car repair place. I wanna get killed

fuck ads

My first dubs :)
Maybe it will happen

wearing a mask over 16 with intent to harass is a crime if Va. i really think a lot of these "attempted abductions" are attempts to freak out. like in that rolling stone article it mentions one holding a machete trying to lure a woman into the woods. like seriously, even a non clown would know you can't lure a stranger to into the woods, doubly so openly wielding a machete. you would only do that to freak people out, and a clowning luring someone anywhere but a circus is just not happening.

What does it take to join the Clown Clan?

Please some one tell me what is happening. Why are clown there? What are police doing?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ucc1s7Y2BDg

Ubfag go to bed

happened on long island today too in nassau

lol

Pennsylvania fag here.
I thought this was only a local thing!

They spotted one here in Columbus about ten minutes from me. Fucking hate clowns.

Shoot me daddy

I unironically enjoy Insane clown Posse, but I'm not a shit head white trash that the fanbase is mostly made up of

We've had one in GA. S&N Carolina too. Idk where all else but I've heard as far west as Texas. If I see one I will draw and maintain a low ready till police arrive unless it runs. I'm about 50/50 on a foot chase as far as wanting to. They're trying to lure children into the woods and a lot of them have been confirmed armed with machetes and blunt objects.

The clown in grove city Ohio was trying to lure kids into the woods.

Were they enticing children?

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>Implying Britain is in the EU

Seriously? Classes are gettig cancelled over people dressed as clowns in the US?

You people are the most paranoid, kneejerk reaction assholes on the planet.

Non-clown suit guy with an assault rifle.. no problem. Class ain't cancelled until shit gets shot. Clown suit wearing motherfuckers, GTFO. LOLOLOL

Pathetic.

I've read there's a Jester in the Batman series as well as The Joker

This just happened.

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I live by Largo High and there was a clown spotted

This is the same country where you go to the mall and get shot

GENTOO!!!

Pretty much everywhere it's illegal for a person above 16 to wear a mask with the intent to hide their identity.

ff

Uh.
Operation Pay Back Is a Bitch.

My profession is being a clown and my business has suffered. Fucking gullible assholes. Noticed how close it is to Halloween? Notice how clowns kidnapping and murdering people are from fucking slashers? Its just a prank bro

DEBIAN!!!

>youtube.com/watch?v=mCQumUTzxVc

yeah this place sucks dicks sometimes
>Hillary_Clinton.jpg

also a western new york user, all this shit is around school all the time.

Guy open carrying isn't open carrying an assault raifu. Hell hes probably the safest person to be around. Now a clown that's holding a machete and luring children into the woods? Yeah. The clown is more dangerous.

Home alone tonight. Terrified of these clowns.
Hey! I got a dog to protect me! :)

Also from Western NY, Rochester area. I hear there have been some sightings near here, can anyone confirm?

Promotion for pennywise movie newfag

If you can't beat them, join them!
Lololololololol

in florida, people will be shot

Protip.
No one is going to sneak up on you at night if you have a dog with nightvision, ears, and nose. (e.i just about every dog)

again how can a clown, no, how can anyone holding a machete honestly expect to lure anyone anywhere? it's a prank playing on your fear . if my kid goes anywhere with a stranger beckoning them into with woods, especially if said stranger is holding a machete, and is dressed like a clown, then my kid deserves whatever happens to them. don't let kneejerk fear blind you

I found this map but I feel like it's a bit old. Could've sworn I heard Texas had one

LMAO!! 95% of people in Ohio have vanity plates. i dont get it

Live around some of the areas this is happening, shits real and not funny

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Well fuck my halloween is fucking canceled. Was gonna go around prank people as Pennywise
Fuck wear can I buy nightvision goggles for my dog?
Pretty fucking funny if you write a good joke about it.

Why can't nig nogs follow simple police orders? People are stupid is the answer, and the same applies for your situation, people of all ages, especially kids are stupid

Motherfucking pussies. Every state has clowns. Just not everyone gives a shit about reporting it, or scaring their people, and closing schools. Motherfucking retards.

I'm not saying that's what's happening. So far the kids have been like "fuck you clown" and went and told their parents who called the cops. But that clown is exponentially more dangerous than a person exercising their 2A rights to prove a point which is what anyone OCing an AR15 is doing. If I OC it's simple. Glock G22 on the hip in a decent holster. But most of the time it's a G43 iwb under a shirt. You'd never know. And us white right wing gun nuts as people like to label us aren't out to shoot anyone. We just don't live in a liberal utopia fantasy land where nothing bad ever happens.

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That file name

Isn't it a marketing for some movie?

>Tfw that nigga was last seen in Bensalem

fucking Juggalo faggots

If a clown says to your kid "hey kid, I'll give you money if you come in these woods"(which is the gist of what's being done) you'd report it too. I'd track the motherfucker down and have him tied up in a bow for the police to find.

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Not at this point. Kids have been solicited to go innawoods

NEWFAG

They're all me. I've also been several of the sasquatches spotted in the last 4 years.

I haven't had much to do after high school so it's one of my hobbies.

Hey kids. It's just a shitty movie. Y'all go off in them woods with that clown holding a machete. The movies gonna suck anyway so it's cool.

They were LED signs that looked like Mooninites.
People freaked out and thought they were bombs.

isn't that like day 1 of teaching kids. don't go with strangers, especially if they offer you candy? natural selection at work, or, you know, a prank trying to freak out the fearful

Reading, Pa.

Some kid got stabbed 67 times

youtube.com/watch?v=sPovfOIy5YQ
Anyone have the gif of this Youtube vid? The clown pie prank?

in all fairness you don't just stab somebody once. don't be such a dramaqueen about it, just say he got stabbed

I feel like it might be for the new It movie coming out or it might be something else

Either way it's not cool. Think of it as the whole teaching men not to rape thing. Sure. We don't rape because of our upbringing. But then that drunk chick in the miniskirt comes up to you and asks you to fulfill her rape fantasies while her landwhale SJW friends are watching. You're stone cold sober. Do you do it? All it takes is one kid taking the bait and Nancy Grace gets another season.

Not him but idk man 67 is a bit excessive. I could see 15-20.

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God bless Alan Moore.

Is it any good? Most of his movies are shit

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

No, I would buy my kid the new iPhone so he/she could call 911!

we don't know the whole story. kid coulda been fat, or the knife was really small. maybe he just kept moving, or the guy was ocd but kept losing count in all the chaos. maybe the kid fell on a bunch of knives earlier and the guy was just trying to put him out of his misery, but he didn't have a steady hand

NCian here, been watching this since it first started around Greenville, SC. To understand what is going on, Google 'mass hysteria.'

It was spics not clowns

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goddamnit

That type of killing isn't you're average every day murder, it's advanced murder

That's rage, you don't just stab someone 60+ times for no reason

Think about jodi arias, then multiply that 2-3 times

faggot

>
what the fuck are you talking about you faggot nigger

I'm a senior at Oak Hills High School (don't worry anons I'm 18) and one of the clowns were on our football field. Everyone is scared about it but it's not actually dangerous. Actually the cops have said that clowns with weapons will be shot and one without will be arrested for inducing panic. It's actually more dangerous for the clowns than anyone else.

Viral martketing for the Steven King's IT remake.

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Man why

nigger

>mirror of weeping children

lol wut

this

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Alabama reporting in. The clowns came here about a month ago and said on their Facebook page that "we are here" its been on the news and newspapers for a while now and schools have been on lock down because of them saying they will be visiting some schools in the area. I don't think anyone has actually caught any down here

Oh nigger

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I'd like to see them come around here on the East Coast.
It'll be the end of it, be sure.

its been happening on the east coast

I.E.
>They're in every state
Schools: that's why they aren't reporting this shit more often.

4 schools near me got put on lockdown, its rumored their sex offenders so if their spotted it makes them a threat to all children!

I live in Philly we had 2 schools on lockdown today due to clown sightings.

Guess you can't read, I said 'around here on the East Coast'
In Camden, niggers high on PCP run down the street jerking off before another one mows them down on a quad or shoots them full of holes from some suped up Crown Vic.
They'll be killed the second they set one floppy red shoe down.

Philly, I love you guys, I'm there every week, but the school system is a fucking JOKE.
Last month a bunch were closed because the air conditioning was turned off too fucking early.

Sioux Falls here. It would happen once and then the lynch mob would take over and clown would go away

Asuh dude

Man, Ohio sucks I hate it here, will someone please come and kill me? Someone that isn't in a clown outfit mind you.

be honest OP. It's kind of funny.

>Last month a bunch were closed because the air conditioning was turned off too fucking early.
Philly has funny laws the city also made it illegal to own or bring an incandescent bulb into the city because those were made in America which isnt fair to foreign workers.

If they want to come here bring it. They'll see what happens

I'm in Columbus. How you want it bitch.

I'll make the clown squeal like a fucking piggy.

One to the back of the head, don't prolong my suffering.

Cincinnati here, you can probably tell why I hate it

I heard the clowns are mostly drop-outs. You gotta think, where do they get the costumes?
Yeah, these clowns take serious medications, and have serious criminal or psychotic problems.

>pizza pies

East coast faggots start hunting clowns. Beat the fuck out of them nobody will care including police

I hate buying alcohol there.
In NJ, you just have liquor stores. Sucks we don't sell beer in grocery stores or Wawa, but beer, wine, and liquor are all together and you can buy anything from a single beer to a fucking case.

Philly's state store bullshit makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking head.
I know some places offer 'to-go' sorta beers, but at a cost. I have settling for twelve or twenty four beers when I wanted only six, and if I want wine or vodka to go with it, I gotta go to a whole other store.
Fuck you.

This song explains it pretty well-
youtu.be/rqEwX9Orp7M

>Yeah, these clowns take serious medications, and have serious criminal or psychotic problems
I live in the northeast were taught there is nothing more terrifying than running into a sex offender and if we do see one in public to notify the police immediately to insure their allowed to be in public.

I'm guessing their sex offenders because nothing would be more scary.

>Philly's state store bullshit makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking head.
>I know some places offer 'to-go' sorta beers, but at a cost. I have settling for twelve or twenty four beers when I wanted only six, and if I want wine or vodka to go with it, I gotta go to a whole other store.
>Fuck you.
Phillly sucks I dont know who made all these retard laws, stores sell packs of smokes for 12$ but I think maybe that is normal now because the politicians said they needed more money, even a cheap 30 pack of natty ice can be 29.99-49.99 now.

Move to South Dakota you can buy shots to go and hard liquor in any gas station plus all the beer you can buy

>gen 2